Koishi Komeiji

Temporary Flight Attendant in character order

Ordered alphabetically:
- Another Unnecessary Tournament
- AFAD & Friends
- Live For Another Day 2
- Mashup Week: Megamix
- Strange Alternative Leader Tournament
- Super Smash Brothers Ultimate
- Temporary Flight Attendant
- The Otherside Initiative
- The Unreleased Tourney

Tracks I Made For Tourney Stuff

Related tracks: Unfortunate Showdown

TFA Playlist

Shitpost hell V.3 - The shitstorm

Fresh ass shit

I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG OR MAKE IT. 

I DOWNLOADED THE SONG FROM YOUTUBE TO UPLOAD IT ON HERE.
I CREDIT THE CREATOR FOR THE WHOLE THING. GO CHECK HIM OUT. MAJORLEAGUEWOBS.

Meme Circus - Extended ➤ AncientReality's Montage Parodies Song

truongasm's version was too short so I made my own

Nazareth Crusaders

Mashing up "Stardust Crusaders" from the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders "Destination" OST and "Fallen Down" from the Undertale OST.

Associated with the Undertale-Jojo crossover comic Frisk's Bizarre Adventure: Souldust Crusaders, which can be read at http://zktheman.tumblr.com/souldustcrusaders

Frisk's Bizarre Adventure: Souldust Crusaders

Souldust Crusaders

𝕀 𝕋 ' 𝕊   𝕐 𝕆 𝕌 ℝ   𝔹 𝕆 𝕐   𝔾 𝕌 ℤ 𝕄 𝔸

after a month of baby got back reuploads of a uptown funk mashup

Uptown Pac

Spotify- https://open.spotify.com/track/10iTEeb8hoM5jBGh0OxBOO?si=KtwIzuGKSeKP6VUrsjiRgg
Apple Music- https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/cheat-codes-for-hoes-feat-traqula/1390392666?i=1390392822
YT- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32DOaHV7N1U&t=3s
(Prod. By @Traqula and Ya boi)

Hit a lick with a bitch from the bayou
Make sure the pussy bald no calliu
Haduken yo ass like im ryu
I’ll splash on yo ass like a ice cube

Chapstick on my lips and I’m looking like a bitch
Ya i had a couple kids but I threw them in a ditch 
Put the ice all on my wrist 
know a dike with a whip we could take for a spin if we back before 10
Annnd 
I been fuckin bitches in my mini van 
Annnd 
I been flippin switches cause i know i can
Annd
Post my shit on pintrest cop a couple fans
Annnd
I hope that you’re listening cause im goin ham

I’ve been coke no cola got to get the fuckin white
Hit her on my motorola shawty wanna fuck tonight 
I’m sick as fuck but no ebola dirty in my fuckin sprite 
And i got game but no controller cooking up like Walter White
Like left right left right upper cut
Stupid slut gone suck my nuts
Up down up down ayye bitch what?
Run it up run it up run it up run it up
Like left right left right upper cut
Stupid slut gone suck my nuts
Up down up down ayye bitch what?
Run it up run it up run it up run it up


 Didn’t wanna get it but i had to go and get it so i copped a couple things to get my rocks off
Aye
Didn’t wanna fuck her but i had to go and fuck her so i did that shit quick with my socks on
Aye
This and that the back fourth
Its so much work like playin sports
So fuck the whore
I did my time i lost mind
She hot as fuck like lemon lime
Still wanting more

Pull up with a bitch and imma show her I'm a king
Gonna pick her up gonna give the bitch a ring
Sike, dude I don't like you, don't wanna hit you
Not my boo but uhhh
We watching TV got a BD
Like a big dick see these nuts but it gotta be PG
Water dripping like fiji
But when you wanna smash I'm DTF

Back seat pimpin with a hoe and she on my dick
A 100 thousand dollars in my pocket now its on my wrist
Back seat pimpin with a hoe pass her to the clique 
A 100 thousand dollars in my pocket now its on my wrist

Cheat Codes For Hoes (ft.Traqula)

dw guys im gonna do another lofi song soon, just enjoy the meme ones for now :)

DA BRUH ALBUM

FAIRLY BRUH PARENTS (feat. wonder & MOL$)

Music: Doom Slayer's Theme (Unused)
Composer: ‎Bobby Prince
Playlist: soundcloud.com/have-a-boy/sets/high-quality-rips
Platform: DOS, PC, Mac, PSX, Xbox 360, Sega 32X, Atari Jaguar, Sega Saturn, 3DO, SNES, iOS, Android, Switch, Gameboy Advance, Your Fridge

Please read the profile description

Doom Slayer's Theme (Unused) - The Ultimate Doom

This mashup was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, with art by Etroup @e-twoup. Stay Jammin!

Cry some more, little man! Fully loaded with a trusty sandvich and several pocket medics, the Heavy Weapons Guy is here to capture the objective and win the tournament, representing all things Russian and Valve! Unfortunately, while he crushed almost every battle with ease, winning legendary percents against Mettaton and Hat Kid, he earned a solid 2nd place. Better luck next time!

★Songs by games published by Valve
(Team Fortress 2, Portal, Half Life, Left 4 Dead OSTs)
★Songs about or related to Russia
(Rasputin, Tetris Themes, USSR Anthem)
★Popular Team Fortress 2 YTPMVs
(Soldier VS Masked Spy, OKTOBERFEEEEST, Bonkumiru)

Victory! - Heavy Weapons Guy (Extended)

Track and Illustration: EvKem @evkem

 -Undertale Boss Themes and Sans Songs (Spider Dance, sans, Death By Glamour, etc)
 -Songs about Materialistic Objects (Whales, 24K Magic, Diamonds From Sierra Leone, etc)
-Absurd Media (Saturday Night Live, Eric Andre Show, Fatman Scoop, etc)
-Well Known Adventure Animes(Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!, Seven Deadly Sins, Sword Art Online, etc)

Cashing Out

Thank you, A.S.S., but we'll take it from here. We understand if they are a bit difficult to understand, feel free to ask for clarifications on possibly misunderstood sections.

Welcome to Temporary Flight Attendant, a Par Airlines brand KFAD inspired tournament! 16 contestants duke it out in this double-elimination tournament with mashups and arrangements of familiar songs, in hopes of getting an excessive amount of extra tracks made for them after this tournament ends. For more information and updates on the tourney and how you can contribute to it, consider joining our Discord server. We wish to make it a fun place to hang out for the wonderful people of the SoundClown community, and would love to see you there!
https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

Introducing Temporary Flight Attendant! (Read Desc.)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Koji Kondo - Dire Dire Docks (Water Level)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Fish/Other Sea Creatures)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Dire Dire Tox

Music: Unfortunate Showdown
Artwork: @trans-rights
Arrangement: @have-a-boy
Original Composer: Lemon Demon, Creedence Clearwater Revival
Original Song: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Fortunate Son 
Character Represented: Tankman
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Cock that gun! Tankman wages war on the bracket! Aboard the trusty tank, Sgt. John Captain takes aim for victory. Being the familiar face associated with the Newgrounds website, Tankman embodies all that is flash cartoons and flash games by bringing in those tunes that bring you back to the old days on sites like Tyrone's Unblocked Games -- in the middle of your math class when you definitely didn't have work to do. He's also got a backlog of memorable Newgrounds creators' tunes -- though that certainly isn't all! His arsenal of war and military games also provides him with a cavalcade of tracks from things like war games and dogfighting. With all that aside, with a nasty hard-on and victory in his mind's eye; Ready, Aim, Fire!

Sources: 
- Tracks featuring songs from Flash games and cartoons 
(ex: Run 3 OST, Theme of Rocky, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny)

- Tracks featuring music related to notable Newgrounds Animators 
(ex: Edd's Crappy Song, Music by OneyNG)

- Tracks featuring music related to war 
(ex: Fortunate Son, Sink the Bismarck)

Unfortunate Showdown

Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
Touhou 13.5: Hopeless Masquerade - The Lost Emotion (Touhou)

The Lost Emotion

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
BlackY - Seaside Dream(Water-Based Environments)
Splatoon - Calamari Inkantation (Sea Creatures)

Seaside Dream

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Memories/Forgetting)
Touhou 11: Subterranean Animism - Hartmann's Youkai Girl (Touhou)

The 21st Night of September ~ Do You Remember?

Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Seaside Dream - BlackY(Water-Based Environments)
DNCE - Cake by The Ocean (Water-Based Environments)
Ween - Ocean Man (Water-Based Environments)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity/Virulence)

SFX used:
Pufferfish - Eugh (eugh)

Dreams By The Ocean

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: https://soundcloud.com/popopo_3 (ms. another unnecessary tournament in real life)
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato (Sources: https://pastebin.com/iNskH5rW)
Characters Represented: Koishi Komeiji, Pufferfish

Another solo track featuring Pufferfish! So far, this unpleasant little puff gaggy has the most songs solo, but they also tend to be (according to likes and views)a bit less popular than the rest. Pufferfish is just killing it with the amount of tracks done alone! This one almost seemed like a collaboration, but he was the only one in the recording room...

Koishi Komeiji's Sourcelist:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Pufferfish's Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Pufferfish: Splatoon 2 - Spicy Calamari Inkantation (sea creatures)
Koishi: Bad Apple (Touhou)
Pufferfish: Shark Tale - Good Foot (sea creatures)
Pufferfish: Splatoon - City Of Color (sea creatures)
Pufferfish: Splatoon - I Am Octavio (sea creatures)
Pufferfish: Sonic Colours - Aquarium Park (water levels)
Pufferfish: Kirby 64 - Aqua Star (water levels)
Pufferfish: Splatoon - Calamari Inkantation (sea creatures)
Koishi: Yandere Simulator - Power Of The Occult (bullet hells)
Pufferfish: Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion - Telephone Theme (sea creatures)

#5 apple

Music: we've never met but, can we have a coffee or something?
Artwork: @popopo_3
Arrangement: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Original Composer: in love with a ghost
Original Song: we've never met but, can we have a coffee or something?
Character Represented: Bandana Dee
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Not just a pretty face; the Kirby's series's perfect attendance-sporting hero: Bandana Waddle Dee -- or Bandana Dee for those who don't have time -- is here to defend the honor of Dreamland's monarchy! Armed with his trusty spear and a beloved box of his favorite apple juice, this little guy waddles in with a massive influx of Kirby music to take on any foe he meets; no matter how big, bad, or tough they are!

Sources:
- Tracks featuring songs from Kirby games Bandana Dee has appeared in
(ex: Kirby's Battle Royale, Kirby's Return to Dreamland, Kirby and the Rainbow Curse)

- Tracks featuring songs from "Kirby Memorial Arrangements"
(ex: The Apple Juice Song, Big Band Kirby, Eternal Dream)

- Tracks featuring songs from HAL games outside of Kirby and Smash Bros.
(ex: Mother 3, BoxBoy!, Face Raiders)

- Tracks featuring songs that would be fittingly played in a Café setting
(ex: Coffee Talk OST, Beneath the Mask)

we've never met but, can we have a coffee or something?

Happy birthday, ZUN!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
Asian Kung-Fu Generation - Re:Re: (ERASED opening, memories/forgetting)

Long Forgotten Memory ~ A Town Without Me

This track was made by CallMeCarson @megalolazing and TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, with art by Perfecto @perfectoelecto. Stay Jammin!

Heavy eats at a table in the Weekyard Hotel cafeteria. The table he is at is empty, save for his minigun, Sascha. His meal consists of several helpings of meat a foot tall all in a Sandvich. Before Heavy can take a bite, CactusGuard approaches him.
CACTUS: Hey, big guy! Just the man I was hoping to see!
HEAVY: What does purple man want? Heavy is busy with Sandvich.
CACTUS: I need help with a job. I’ll make it up to you, I promise.
HEAVY: Can Heavy finish Sandvich first? 
CACTUS: Uh...yeah, sure.
In a grotesque display, Heavy devours the foot-tall Sandvich. CactusGuard looks on in horror.
HEAVY: So, what does purple security guard want?
CACTUS: R-r-right this w-way.
Heavy follows CactusGuard outside to the parking lot. Across from the parking lot stands a green figure.
CACTUS: That guy over there has been disturbing some of the other contestants.
HEAVY: What is he doing that is wrong?
CACTUS: Stalking some of the contestants. Snail-Chan called me last night and told me she saw him staring at her from her window, standing in that same spot. He hasn’t moved an inch since we first saw him. He’s just standing there, menacingly.
HEAVY: And you want me to remove him?
CACTUS: Preferably.
HEAVY: Why could you not do it yourself? Are you not security guard?
CACTUS: Yeah, but everything I’ve tried hasn’t worked. He’s still there, just...staring.
HEAVY: Let Heavy take care of him.
Heavy steps forward and starts walking slowly towards the figure, CactusGuard in tow.
HEAVY: YOU! STUPID! MOVE!
GREEN SANS: ...
HEAVY: If you do not move, I promise there will be much pain!
GREEN SANS: ...
Heavy feels slightly intimidated by this interloper. Heavy quickly brushes it off.
HEAVY: You leave Heavy no choice.
Heavy starts walking briskly towards Green Sans. Suddenly, Green Sans breaks into a sprint, running at a high speed towards them.
HEAVY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CACTUS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Heavy and CactusGuard team run back into the hotel before Green Sans could catch them. They flop down behind the sofa in the lobby, panting.
CACTUS: Forget it. He can stay.
HEAVY: I fear no man. But....that thing...
(They turn around, peek out from behind the sofa, and look out the window. They discover that Green Sans is staring at them from the other side of the window, and zip back down to hide.)
HEAVY: It scares me.

FOREVER JAMMIN ~ A Mashup Week Megalovania

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown (<3)
Art by: The Temporary Flight Attendant Team, bracket design by https://soundcloud.com/popopo_3
Characters represented: The Temporarily Flight Attendant Contestants

BATTLES WILL BEGIN SHORTLY. THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES.

Songs used:
B.o.B. - Airplanes (Par Airlines)
Rick and Morty - Main Theme (Rick)
NFL - Main Theme (John Madden)
Fallout Boy - thnks fr th mmrs (Koishi)
Jeddi - Heartbeat (Rule Breaker) (Gary Modulate)
iLOVEFRiDAY - Mia Khalifa (Tik Tok)
The Little Mermaid - Under the Sea (Pufferfish)
TheLivingTombstone - Die in a Fire (Half Human, Half Machine)
Schmoyoho - The Muffin Song (Markiplier)
Death Grips - Takyon (Chaos Cohorts)
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly theme (Tragedy & Comedy)
Touhou - UN Owen Was Her?! (Koishi)
Mandopony - Discord (Chaos Cohorts)
Gravity Falls Theme (Chaos Cohorts)
ABBA - Dancing Queen (King Slime)
Nightmare Before Christmas - This is Halloween (Jack Skellington)
Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out? (Bec Noir)
Homestuck - Black (Bec Noir)
I Ain't Got No iPhone (Fancypants)
DMX - X Gon Give it to Ya (Rick)
Rick and Morty - Get Schwifty (Rick)
Cristina Vee - Bad Apple (Koishi)
Homestuck - Explore (Bec Noir)
Wham! - Last Christmas (Jack Skellington)
H3H3 Theme (Markiplier)
Mario Party 2 - This Way That (Duck Shoes) (Gary Modulate)
FNAF 6AM Bell Chime (Half Human, Half Machine)
Yogscast - Don't Mine at Night (DJ Creepa)
Ke$ha - Die Young (Tik Tok)
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Opening (Tragedy & Comedy)
Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (Zalgar)
Captainsparklez - Revenge (DJ Creepa)
Notdoppler Theme (Fancypants)
Skee-Lo - I Wish (John Madden)
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics (Half Human, Half Machine)
Garfield and Friends Theme (Zalgar)
Toby Fox - Bergentrückung (King Slime)

FLY HIGH ~ A Temporary Flight Attendant Medley

You fought well, good luck in the losers bracket!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gnirob
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Sea Creatures)
Freedom Planet OST - Aqua Tunnel 01 (Water Levels)
Blue October - Into the Ocean (Ocean)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Into The Aqua Tunnel

Track by: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
Touhou 11: Subterranean Animism - Hartmann's Youkai Girl (Touhou)

Victory! Koishi Komeiji

Music: MATRYOSHKA Fusion
Artwork: @pertdegert
Arrangement: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Original Composer: Hachi
Original Song: GUMI and Hatsune Miku - Matryoshka
Character Represented: Vocanoid
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It's the ultimate collaboration of western and eastern; The Noid and Hatsune Miku have teamed up for the tournament! Both having experience in the pizza industry, they bring with them music used to advertise those big brands that you love so much -- along with a plethora of performances by the 16 year old Vocaloid idol, Hatsune Miku! Oh, and don't forget Domino's 30 minutes or less policy which brings in games made piping hot in little to no time; like Yo! Noid 2: Enter the Void. While they don't have any pizza themselves, they're sure to force their ways inside your brain with their bacon-wrapped ads and merchandising!

Sources:
- Tracks featuring songs made to advertise brands and corporations 
(ex: Music from OxiClean Commercials, M.C. Kids OST, Education Connected)

- Tracks featuring songs performed by Hatsune Miku 
(ex: Vegetable Juice, Rolling Girl, Hirari Hirari)

- Tracks featuring music from video games made for game jam events 
(ex: Super Hot, Celeste, VA-11 HALL-A)

MATRYOSHKA Fusion

Art by: FenzoFRFR, AtlanticAqua, TVGhost, ShadowOrSmth, @lemolemoo (bracket design)
Characters represented: The Temporarily Flight Attendant LR2 Contestants

Songs used:
Par Airlines: BriPM - TFA-Hype Up (TFA)
Par Airlines: B.o.B - Airplanes (TFA)
Pufferfish: Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Water-based environments)
Garry Modulate: 3OH!3 - STARRSTRUKK [Nice Legs Daisy Dukes] (SFM)
Bec Noir: Homestuck - Sburban Jungle (Homestuck)
Pufferfish: Rae Sremmurd - Black Beatles (Sea Creatures, Dancing Crab Vid)
Garry Modulate: Aloe Blacc - The Man (SFM)
The Chaos Cohorts: Eminem ft. Rihanna - The Monster (Internal Struggles)
The Chaos Cohorts: Death Grips - The Hacker (Experimental)
Jack Skellington & Bec Noir: Parry Gripp - Wienerina (Halloween Monsters, Dog)
Koishi: IOSYS - Neko Miko Reimu (TouHou)
DJ Creepa: Dan Bull - 40 Years of Gaming (Dan Bull)
DJ Creepa: PSY - Gangnam Style (Songs used in popular Minecraft parodies) [Diggy Minecraft Style]
John Madden: M83 - Midnight City (Space)
John Madden: Porter Robinson - Shelter (Sports, appeared in a Madden title)
Koishi: Billie Eilish - ocean eyes (Eyes)
Jack Skellington: The Nightmare Before Christmas - Oogie Boogie's Song (Halloween/Tim Burton)

DRAMATIC DESPAIR ~ A Temporary Flight Attendant Medley

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/lemolemoo
Art by: The Temporary Flight Attendant Team, bracket designed by https://soundcloud.com/popopo_3
Characters represented: The Temporarily Flight Attendant Winner's Semifinalists

Songs used:
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - When He Died (Neil)
Markiplier: Persona 5 - Life Will Change (Crime)
Fancypants: VVVVVV - Potential for Anything (Flash)
Par Airlines: B.o.B. - Airplanes
ZALGAR: Sonic.exe - Hill Act 1 (Creepypasta)
Markiplier: MiniMusicMan - Crazy La Paint (Youtuber Outros)
Half Human, Half Machine: Neil Cicierega - Bustin (Neil)
Fancypants: Basshunter - I Can Walk On Water (Flipnote)
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - Touch Tone Telephone (Neil)
ZALGAR: Yume Nikki - Monoko's Dance (Horror)
Fancypants: Rihanna - Disturbia
ZALGAR: Poppy - Meat (ARGs)
Markiplier: Schmoyo - ALL THE WAY (Youtuber Songs)
Markiplier/Fancypants: - Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal (Flipnote/Crime)
Half Human, Half Machine: Super Street Fighter II - Guile Stage (Arcade)
Fancypants: Paper Mario: The Origami King - M-A-X Power! (Arts & Crafts)
Markiplier: Dirty Rush & Gregor Es - Brass (Youtuber Intros, Ali-A)
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (gee i wonder) 
ZALGAR: The Weeknd - In Your Eyes (Weekends)
Markiplier: GTA San Andreas - Main Theme (Crime)
ZALGAR: Rebecca Black - Friday (Fridays/Weekends)
Par Airlines: TFA Buildup

SFX:
ZALGAR: Kefka/Sonic.EXE Laugh (Creepypasta)
Half Human, Half Machine: FNAF3 Sound effects (6am, Jumpscare)
Half Human, Half Machine: FNAF 1 SFX (Phone ringing, Animatronic at your door)
Markiplier: Markiplier (HOW)
Fancypants: Fancy Pants Adventure SFX
ZALGAR: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Garfield and Friends!"

ERRATIC TRAJECTORY ~ A Flight Attendant's Semifinalist Medley

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Track by: @yaysmile, @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music, @lemolemoo
Art by: @lemolemoo, @yaysmile
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Captain Viridian: "Edge Games"
Namco Museum Curator: "Another classic game character? But I can't even find the coin slot..."
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Music: EXHIBITION ROUND
Sources (Both):
Super Mario 3D World - Champion's Road
Dicey Dungeons - Bonus Round
Anamanaguchi - Airbrushed

Sources (Captain Viridian):
Fearofdark - Rolling Down the Street, In My Katamari
VVVVVV - Pushing Onwards
VVVVVV - Predestined Fate
VVVVVV - Presenting VVVVVV
VVVVVV - Potential for Anything
Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair - Ikoroshia [8bitbug]
z3bb3 - Level 1
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game - Bollywood
Ninja Gaiden NES OST - Masked Devil 
3D Dot Game Heroes - Breakout 
Super Hexagon - Hexagon
Rez - Popcorn
Dicey Dungeons - Fighting Chance
Super Meat Boy - Forest Funk
Gravity Rush - Encounter With Gade
Bit.Trip Runner - Tenacity
Spin Ye Bottle - Shovel Knight
Super Hexagon - Hexagoner
Anamanaguchi - Viridian Genesis
Don't Look Back - The Descent, Assonance, Cornered, The Ascent
VVVVVV - Positive Force
Rivals of Aether - Luna Ascension EX
VVVVVV - Waiting for VVVVVV

Sources (Namco Museum Curator):
PAC-MAN CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION NES - Extra Mode
Dig Dug - Walking Music
Mega Man 2 - Wily Stage 1
Earth, Wind & Fire - September 
Touhou - Bad Apple
Katamari Damacy - Gin and Tonic and Red, Red Roses
Streets of Rage 4 - An Exhibition
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - PAC-MAN (Club Mix)
Sonic Mania - Extra Boss
Splatoon - City of Color
Jet Set Radio - Humming the Bassline
NEW DANGANRONPA V3 - V3 GALLERY
Sonic Mania - Rogues' Gallery
Pokemon Emerald - Battle! Frontier Brain
Touhou Fantastic Danmaku Festival ~ Extra Stage
Pokemon Sword and Shield - Battle Tower 
Street Fighter III 3rd Strike - Bonus Stage 1
DatA - J'aime pas l'art
The Living Tombstone - Squid Melody [Blue Version]
iDOLM@STER 2 - 『Overmaster』
Animal Crossing - Museum Theme
Ib - Memory
Rivals of Aether - Abyss Mode Results
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Captain Viridian
- Tracks featuring songs from games by Terry Cavanagh
(ex: VVVVVV, Super Hexagon, Dicey Dungeons)

- Tracks featuring songs from games Viridian has appeared in
(ex: Super Meat Boy, Indie Pogo)

- Tracks featuring Chiptune or 8-bit Music
(ex: Works by Chipzel)

- Tracks featuring songs related to gravity or from gravity-based games
(ex: Gravity Rush OST, Portal OST, Super Mario Galaxy OST)

Namco Museum Curator
- Tracks featuring songs from Namco game series
(ex: PAC-MAN, Tekken, Taiko no Tatsujin)

- Tracks featuring songs related to the arts and crafts
(ex: Mario Paint OST, Art Academy OST) 

- Tracks featuring songs related to museums/galleries
(ex: Namco Museum OST, Gallery themes from games)

- Tracks featuring songs using "extra" or "bonus" tracks from games 
(ex: Star World, Totaka's Song, Battle Frontier music from Pokémon)

[W R2 M1] EXHIBITION ROUND

Music: Brief Candle
Artwork: @trans-rights
Arrangement: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Sources:
One Eyed Doll - Brief Candle
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Cock that gun! Tankman wages war on the bracket! Aboard the trusty tank, Sgt. John Captain takes aim for victory. Being the familiar face associated with the Newgrounds website, Tankman embodies all that is flash cartoons and flash games by bringing in those tunes that bring you back to the old days on sites like Tyrone's Unblocked Games -- in the middle of your math class when you definitely didn't have work to do. He's also got a backlog of memorable Newgrounds creators' tunes -- though that certainly isn't all! His arsenal of war and military games also provides him with a cavalcade of tracks from things like war games and dogfighting. With all that aside, with a nasty hard-on and victory in his mind's eye; Ready, Aim, Fire!

Sources:
- Tracks featuring songs from Flash games and cartoons
(ex: Run 3 OST, Theme of Rocky, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny)

- Tracks featuring music related to notable Newgrounds Animators
(ex: Edd's Crappy Song, Music by OneyNG)

- Tracks featuring music related to war
(ex: Fortunate Son, Sink the Bismarck)

Brief Candle

Music: MIKU-8 (158 M Climb)
Artwork: @pertdegert
Arrangement: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Sources:
Celeste - Quiet and Falling 
Celeste - Reflection 
Celeste - Little Goth 
Celeste - Madeline and Theo 
Celeste - Resurrections
Character Represented: Vocanoid
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It's the ultimate collaboration of western and eastern; The Noid and Hatsune Miku have teamed up for the tournament! Both having experience in the pizza industry, they bring with them music used to advertise those big brands that you love so much -- along with a plethora of performances by the 16 year old Vocaloid idol, Hatsune Miku! Oh, and don't forget Domino's 30 minutes or less policy which brings in games made piping hot in little to no time; like Yo! Noid 2: Enter the Void. While they don't have any pizza themselves, they're sure to force their ways inside your brain with their bacon-wrapped ads and merchandising!

Sources:
- Tracks featuring songs made to advertise brands and corporations
(ex: Music from OxiClean Commercials, M.C. Kids OST, Education Connected)

- Tracks featuring songs performed by Hatsune Miku
(ex: Vegetable Juice, Rolling Girl, Hirari Hirari)

- Tracks featuring music from video games made for game jam events
(ex: Super Hot, Celeste, VA-11 HALL-A)

MIKU-8 (158 M Climb)

This was the full set made for the Oreceler Fest to represent Par Airlines. You can find the full streams and all the other wonderful sets here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHQgKgyAVZKXDs1hicVa2BQ

Thank you so much for having us. This beat dropped harder than our follower count on hiatus. Hopefully, things will get moving again soon. We are currently trying to get things under control. Thank you so much for your patience, and as always, thank you for flying with Par Airlines. We love you! <3

Tracklist:
Passenger of Shit - Staple Tapeworms (Gangu Remix)
BriPM - Slaughterers Rise Up
Vincent Mashups - We'll Be Fine During This Creepy Christmas
CactusTeam - The Tale of Two Tortured Minds
BriPM - DRAMATIC DESPAIR
CactusTeam - Jon's Mixtape
Gangu - Untitled Mashup (never to be released)
trash
BriPM - [NAME OBSCURED DUE TO BEING SPOILER CONTENT. KEVIN CAN LICK MY ROBOT [PHRASE OBSCURED DUE TO OBSCENE NATURE]]

Neurax Biivafucker: ORECELER FEST - Full TFA Set

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server, or shoot us an email at temporaryflightattendant@gmail.com.

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

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