wishful thinking

Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Seaside Dream - BlackY(Water-Based Environments)
DNCE - Cake by The Ocean (Water-Based Environments)
Ween - Ocean Man (Water-Based Environments)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity/Virulence)

SFX used:
Pufferfish - Eugh (eugh)

Dreams By The Ocean

Track by: Vincent Mashups (www.youtube.com/channel/UCDTHZCJJETSrFmoU9iZFPtw)
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/demencion
Characters Represented: TiKToK, John Madden

After recording "Blaze Boyz," these two decided to make one last track. John Madden took a bit more of the lead here, as the fast-paced style of their last track really wore him out. It was somewhat new for the duo, but they enjoyed taking it easy for once. 
The future's looking somewhat grim for the two... if they could adjust to work with John, can they adjust to work with their next opponents? The outcome is What you make it, a hit or miss, if you will.  

TiKToK's sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Super Mario Galaxy OST - Gusty Garden Galaxy (John Madden)
Powfu - death bed (TiKToK)
Various Mario Galaxy Voice Lines (John Madden)
CallMeCarson Crying (TiKToK)

Game Over ~ The Galaxy's Death Bed

STORY POST: https://pastebin.com/raw/n4VnsLKs

Arrangement: @moonagedream
Fancypants Art: @trans-rights
Character Represented: Jonesy, Fancypants

Sources:
JONESY
- Songs from viral internet games as of the 2010's and their fan songs. (excluding Undertale, and no overlap)
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

FANCYPANTS
- Songs from Flash games of any era
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote 
- Songs related to stick figures
- Songs related to arts & crafts 

Songs used:
Boom Boom Boom... (Creeper Rap) - Dan Bull (Jonesy - Viral game fansongs)
Revenge - TryHardNinja (Jonesy - Viral game fansongs)
Minecraft sfx (Jonesy - Viral games)
Creative Exercise - Mario Paint (Fancypants - Arts/Crafts)
Stronger - Kanye West (Fancypants - Songs popularly used in Flipnotes)
Everytime We Touch - Cascada (Fancypants - Songs popularly used in Flipnotes)
Flipnote Kick Guy (Fancypants - Flipnote source)
Boom Clap - Charli XCX (Offsource)

Creative Ways To Go Boom (Ultimus Tourney vs. Temporary Flight Attendant)

Art by @babybowser101.
Character Represented: Count Draculoaf
Tournament Origin - Mashup Week

Sources:
Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Food)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Cursed Images)
Castlevania - Heart of Fire (Vampires/Metroidvania)
nuts.com (Food)

#3 - Count Draculoaf

Bwah-ah-ah! Digging through the ditches and burning through the witches, Draculoaf has prepared the greatest feast ever for Reject Rumble! Hoping to win over the judges with his four-star cooking skills, his vampiric days may be over, but goddamn is his cooking good. His week of mashups may have been rejected initially, but with his pile of secret recipes, everyone else is cursed to lose to him.

- Songs from Metroidvania games, excluding Hollow Knight
(Castlevania, Super Metroid, Iconoclasts)
- Songs featured in Cursed Image compilations
(Don't forget to feed your Neopets, Bonfire, EarthBound)
- Songs relating to vampires
(DIO's Theme, Bloody Tears, Vampire Blues)
- Songs relating to food, eating, or cooking
(Eat It, Lemon Demon Discography, Cooking Mama OST)

Join the discord at http://discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

The Ultimate Marketing Showdown

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids (Pizza Time) https://soundcloud.com/9tailed (Dad Egbert) THAT ONE FUNKY KID#1076 (Lost In Files)

MILES MORALES: "Sorry lady, we're coming through, whether you like it or not."
PIZZA BOX: "Fuck politeness, and fuck you. We're gonna beat you up."
DAD EGBERT: "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE, BUT YOU'LL BITE THE DUST."
 *Saki produces a weird, almost.. grainy? sobbing. Even if voices aren't supposed to be low quality in real life, this one somehow is.*
 KEKCROC: "Hi, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'MM̵͗̈́M̸̋̽M̴̄͊M̵͐̎M̴̀̕M̴̓͠M̷͊͠----"

Sources Used:

Lost In Files:
 Windows Error Sfx (Computers)
 Chip Tha Ripper - SLAB Rap (Offsource but Interiror Alligator Crocodile lol)
 EURYTHMICS - Sweet Dreams (Memories)
 In The Final Tazmi Remix (Doppelgangers)
 Dave Rogers - Deja Vu (Memories)
 Lavender Town - Pokemon Red/Blue (Rumors About Media)
 Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know

New York Pizza Time:
 Various Spiderman Sfx (Spider-Man)
 Post Malone - Sunflower (Spiderman)
 Duckwrth - Start A Riot (Spiderman)
 Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (OG Rappers)
 Club Penguin - Pizzatron 3000 (Pizza)
 Eminem - Killshot (OG Rappers)
 Ludacris - How Low (OG Rappers)
 Notorious B.I.G - Juicy (OG Rappers)
 Fall-Out Boy - Centuries (Spiderman)

Dad Egbert:
 Guns N' Roses - Paradise City (Boomer Rock)
 Biff Chitlins - Im Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa (Dads)
 Maroon 5 - One More Night (Dads, the music video.)
 Queen - We Will Rock You (Boomer Rock)
 Persona 5 - Beneath The Mask (Sojiro Theme) (Dads)
 Karkalicious Theme (Homestuck)
 The Grubbels - Ghost Mound (Homestuck)
 AC/DC - T.N.T (Boomer Rock)
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Stay Funny!

Destroy The Hard Drive

Well, dudes, this match was somethin' else! 195 to 125 votes, 320 votes total. Absolutely INSANE! Even Mr. Modulate showed up to say a little farewell, how sweet, upupupu! Both contestants took down some of the most formidable foes in the entire tournament, both contestants fought VERY well, but as you all know, one of 'em's headin' to the Dock of Shame! Almost feel a little bad~, but I'm Chris McKuma, crushin' dreams is kinda my job, so... Who's hopes will I absolutely DECIMATE next? Tune in next time to find out, here in TEMPORARY. FLIGHT. ATTENA̴͂͒À̴́Ȁ̷͆À̷̛A̴̐̈À̸͝Ä̶́̈́G̶̓̍Ó̴̐N̸͌̀N̷͛̈Y̶͗̑Y̴̧̅Y̷̐͝-

ALLLRIGHTY THEN, I'M OUTTA HERE! I love my job, sure, but I don't get paid enough to deal with dudes like THAT. T̵h̴e̴y̴'̵r̴e̴ ̶a̸l̷l̵ ̶y̷o̷u̸r̴s̸,̷ ̷b̵u̸d̷.̷ ̸Now if you'll excuse me, I have another match to set up, far, far away from you!

(LR3 - M1) Results

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/brugman58
Story By: CosmicKirbster#6315
Character Subbed By: CosmicKirbster#6315

A small crackle of a radio, the sound gets more clearer.

KEBAKO: Yo uhh..? You're sure she's getting this right? 

SQUIDDIE: Yeah! Everything should be se-hey! It's on!

KEBAKO: So uhh... Sorry for like.. 

KEBAKO: ..ugh.....

KEBAKO: Just like, being a total Doofus Mc Superdumbface!! It makes me feel super bad and stuff!! Like at first I was like, "Yeah! this is normal!" but then I started thinking and it was all like, "AUGHHHH!! I DO kinda suck!!". 

KEBAKO: And like, yeah! I've sorta been a real dummy around you my whole life and just... AAA I'M SUPERSUPERSUPERSUPERDUPERULTRASUPERMEGA SORRYYY!!!

SQUIDDIE: Well that was.. Easier than I thought..

Kebako immediately returns to something close to her standard bubbly self, as if she wasn't all torn up mere seconds ago at all.

KEBAKO: Yea, it was!! 

KEBAKO: Oh yeah uhh.. Good job in that TF- 

SQUIDDIE: I think you mean Rave Week, sir.

KEBAKO: Good job in Ultimus by the way!!! You were all like "PEWPEWPEW!!", and the other guy was like "AHAHAHAHH, INTERNET!!!!", and you shot him and stuff!! It was really poggers!!!

KEBAKO: Even if you like.. 

KEBAKO: (She lost early, right?)

SQUIDDIE: (Yeah, round one.)

KEBAKO: Even if you like lost early and stuff you were still really cool!! I totally voted for you!! Even if I clicked the wrong one.. Sorry!! 

SQUIDDIE: Is there anything else you wanna say sir, or? 

KEBAKO: Yea just.. aughh youre totally not ever gonna forgive me everrrr but.. Aaa just.. I'm happy I could say sorry. 

KEBAKO: I-I think that's it Squids, you can turn it off n' stuff. 

SQUIDDIE: O-Ok Kebako!.

well this transmission is over lol 

Well, that was a surprise, she's not sure if its pleasant or not, it's most definitely surreal to hear her say that nonetheless. She may not really know what to think, or if she's even satisfied, but some part of her is happy whether she admits it or not.

Fuck it, she'll take it.
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14th Place - Uramiko. A well-liked character all around. She fought hard against her two foes, despite losing both.(Average Percentage: 42.1%)

Round 1 - Baba narrowly beats Uramiko, sending her to losers. (54.8% - 45.2%)

Losers Round 1 - In a slightly less close battle, Giovanni defeats Uramiko.  (61% - 39%)

Sources Used:
 Kubbi - In The Halls Of The Usurper (Shoot Em Ups/Jake Kaufman)
 COOL&CREATEBeatMARIO - Night Of Nights (Shoot Em Ups)
 Christina Vee And Jake Kaufman - A Hero Is Made (Jake Kaufman)
 Nuclear Throne - Gun Locker (Shoot Em Ups)
 The Immortals - Mortal Kombat (Featured in Just Shapes And Beats, Shoot Em Ups)
 Crush 40 - I Am...All Of Me (Rivals. Yep yep yep Overused Uramiko Source...U Mad Bro?)
 Christina Vee - Bad Apple (Shoot Em Ups)
 Enter The Gungeon - Boss Battle Beating (Shoot Em Ups)
 Iteachvader - Objection Funk (Rivals)
 Nuclear Throne - Yung Venz (Shoot Em Ups)
 Crush 40 - Live And Learn (Rivals)
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Stay Funny!

14th Place - And I'll Say Goodbye...

To celebrate a buff for Robo Nye, here's a track! Unfortunately, this track does not utilize the buff. Sorry!
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005 - Go Go Science Guy!
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T-MINUS SEVEN SECONDS... Consider the following: The world renowned scientist, Bill Nye, officially joining the QUANTUM Tournament! Er, well... not exactly. After a freak science experiment gone wrong at Nye Laboratories, the chemical reaction left Bill in critical condition. However, thanks to an advanced Robotics Engineering team, they were able to repair the science guy and deck him out will all sorts of new trinkets, experiments and, well, Gadgets! With a semi-metal exterior and a passion for all things science, Robo Nye has one objective: SAVE THE WORLD. Go, Bill Bill, Go!!
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GGSG's Sourcelist:
- Songs related to school and Edutainment media.
(Bill Nye the Science Guy, Baldi's Basics, K-12, Schoolhouse Rock, Trigger Happy Havoc, etc.)
- Songs parodied on Bill Nye's "Soundtrack of Science".
(Semi-Charmed Life, Baby Got Back, ABC, I Will Survive)
- Songs related to robots or machines.
(Inspector Gadget, Daft Punk, Metal Crusher, Megaman series, Meme Machine)
- Songs related to science and scientists.
(Rick and Morty, Science Blaster, Weird Science, Alphys, Einstein VS Hawking, etc.)
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Sources used:
Paula Abdul - Opposites Attract (Science)
Daft Punk - Voyager (Robots)
Daft Punk - Around The World (Robots)
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This track was made by @gnirob.
This art was made by @theguys-spicy-soundclown.
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The stars shine bright...
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Voyagers Attract

Hello! This is a Mashup Album of Sorts containing tracks related to the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Roster! This project is not affiliated with any other Smash Bros Mashup Tourney / Album of sorts, and is run by @carmelfunny . At the end of the album, we will upload every single track used here in a Bandcamp! We are not accepting submissions as of now. This is also NOT A TOURNEY lol

''For his song, Mario wanted to show off his gangsta skills, for some reason. It seems Princess Peach isn't too supportive of this, but Luigi cheered his bro as he went on. Seems like they really are inseparable, the mario brothers, huh...?''

Sources Used:
- Big Beat Mario - Triple_sSs
- Crank Dat Super Mario - Crank Squad
- Mario! Eh Eh Eh - Oney Plays
- Several other Mario-Related SFX

[CHALLENGER NUMBER 1] -  MARIO

Happy 1 Year Anniversary, Live For Another Day 2.
Thank You, the audience, for giving us unforgettable moments.
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Track: Snorty 
Music: DREAMS LIVE FOREVER
Join the Discord and learn more about LFAD2 and its characters! discord.gg/NTwd37d
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MonsterCat - nanobii - Rainbow Road (Thank You.)
The Living Tombstone - Collecting Cookies (Cookie Warriors - Sweets)
Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (Shadow the Hedgehog - 2000s Emo Bands)
Undertale - Megalovania (Mii Trio [Gunner] - Sans-Related)
Hideki Naganuma - FEEL the POWER in your SOUL (Akatsuki - Military War)
Wii Sports - Boxing Results (Mii Trio [ Matt] - Boxing / Mii Games)
Smash Ultimate - Young Link Screaming Lonk SFX (Mii Trio [Lonk] - Zelda)
Mystery Skulls - Money (Bitter Minds [Godot] - Court Cases)
Homestuck - Pumpkin Party(Bitter Minds [Terezi] - Homestuck)
Toradora - Pre-Parade (Rikka - Slice of Life / Romance Anime)
Bignic - Scream (FBWG - Games that started on Flash)
Michael Jackson - Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough (Bottom & Mira - Michael Jackson)
Marshmello ft Bastille - Happier (Villager # 4 - Fortnite [Live Concert])
Super Mario 64 - Staff Roll (Mad Piano - 3D Mario)
Ollie King - Teknopathic [e-Pop 'n' Disco 80's Mix] (Lammy & Dead Parappa - VGM Rap)
Kitsune^2 - Take Off and Fly (Ramona Flowers - Original Chiptune)
Welcome To Our World - Digital Insanity (Homebrew-Chan - Keygen Music)
SpongeBob - Sweet Victory (Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour - Nickelodeon)
Space Channel 5 - Blank TV Ulala Support Chant (Amigo - Sega Rhythm Games)
Super Dead Rising - Hadoken (Mega Frank - Zombies)
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc - Mr. Monokuma's Practice Lesson (Monokuma - Danganronpa)

[DREAMS LIVE FOREVER] - HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY LIVE FOR ANOTHER DAY 2!

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server, or shoot us an email at temporaryflightattendant@gmail.com.

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

Dreams By The Ocean

Temporary Flight Attendant (ARCHIVE, CHECK DESC)