[Scott, Heavy and Biff are waiting in a room, lavishly decorated in a red velvet style with paintings strung about, a fire place in the middle and bookcases to flavor the room. Biff looked around and found a small cabinet by the back containing wine bottles. After a quick whiff, he recognized the smell instantly.]
BIFF: Woah, guys! I found some wine over here!
SCOTT: Woooah! I'd watch out there. Drinking in public would get me demonetized. 
HEAVY: Mind pouring it out? Heavy is thirsty.
[Scott looks at Heavy and sighs.]
SCOTT: Make that two.
[After Biff gets three wine glasses from the cabinet and pouring some of the sparkling drink out, he stands by the fireplace with an arm resting on the mantle. Martin managed a shot glass.]
BIFF: Fellows. I want to make somewhat of a speech.
HEAVY: Huh? Oh, yes.
[Scott nods his head, craning it to Biff.]
BIFF: This is a big night for all of us, men. No matter what comes out of this, one of us will be a victor. But, I don't want to leave you just yet thinking I'm some crabby old man. I learnt over this tournament that I have been sort of selfish. I've only really talked to Martin over here, and I've only made snide remarks towards others. It only took the death of our finest, Chair, to realize this. I believe he was a nice growing man, in retrospect, and I wish I could've given him the respect you men have. To us, men, we will not be as I was. We will be behind each others backs if one of us needs us again. I certainly will... [He points to the Geico logo embroidered on his suit with a coy wink.] 
BIFF: ...but I don't want that to be just it. To us. Cheers.
[He raises a glass, the two men giving a sitting ovation as they raise their glasses.]
HEAVY: Уpa.
SCOTT: Cheers, man.
[They all simultaneously take a sip... then immediately spit it out. They all start sharing swear words and "WHAT IS THIS STUFF?!" remarks, with Martin taking quiet sips until his shot glass was empty. Scott finds the bottle the wine was taken from.]
SCOTT: OH GOD DAMN IT!
[Scott holds up the bottle, both men turning to see Scott's rage.]
SCOTT: THIS EVENT WAS SPONSORED BY ICE MOUNTAIN MINI BOTTLED WATER TOO!

The Results - Geico vs. Heavy vs. Scott

Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Seaside Dream - BlackY(Water-Based Environments)
DNCE - Cake by The Ocean (Water-Based Environments)
Ween - Ocean Man (Water-Based Environments)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity/Virulence)

SFX used:
Pufferfish - Eugh (eugh)

Dreams By The Ocean

Track by: @cactusteam
Art by:  https://twitter.com/telepotato
Teaser by https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - His Theme (Memories)
Billie Eilish - Ocean Eyes (Eyes)
potsu - im closing my eyes ft. shiloh (Eyes)

Teaser sources:
Just Shapes and Beats: The Lost Chapter (Bullet Hells)
Undertale - Memoryhead (Bullet Hells/Memories) :̷̢̧̛̛̖͍̤̝̥͚̙̬͉͖̙̥͂̂̋͠ͅ)̴̛̘̮̫͓͙͈̫̘͇͖̲̹͑̈́̇͌̿̆̎͜
Enter The Gungeon: Farewell To Arms (Bullet Hells)
Deltarune - Battle UI (Bullet Hells)
Touhou: Luna Nights - Final Boss (Touhou)
Perfect Cherry Blossom (Touhou)
Touhou Series - Graze Hitbox (Touhou)
BigGiantCircles - Imposter Nostalgia (Memories)
2 Mello - Memories of Tokyo-To (Memories)
Mad Rat Dead - Phantom Moon (Eyes)
The Messenger - Time Travel Portal (Eyes)
Iconoclast - Omega Wheel (Eyes)

His Eyes

Music: The DreamScape Community?! (Feat. OSW Review)
Artwork: @perfectoelecto, @popopo_3
Mashup: @skerpentine2
Sources:
Calvin Harris - Acceptable In The 80’s   
Dreamscape 
Fries On The Side - Men Are Hot 
Bo Burnham - Country Song
Characters Represented: Fred Figglehorn, Bo Burnham
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Fred Figglehorn
- Tracks featuring songs featured in Fred or Martial Art-related media
(ex: My Time is Now, Kung Fu Fighting, The Who's Ready to Party? Album)

- Tracks featuring Popular songs from the classic YouTube era
(ex: I'm Blue, Never Gonna Give You Up, Numa Numa)

- Tracks featuring songs prominently featuring screaming
(ex: Bodies, Big Enough, songs in the Screamo genre)

Bo Burnham
- Tracks featuring songs by Bo Burnham
(ex: Repeat Stuff, Words Words Words, Art is Dead)

- Tracks featuring songs related to Vine
(ex: Run Away With Me, Big Time Rush theme, Photograph)

- Tracks featuring songs by comedy artists or related to comedy
(ex: Seinfeld theme, Ninja Sex Party, The Lonely Island, Many Weird Al Parodies, etc.)

The DreamScape Community?! (Feat. OSW Review)

Art by @babybowser101.
Character Represented: Count Draculoaf
Tournament Origin - Mashup Week

Sources:
Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Food)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Cursed Images)
Castlevania - Heart of Fire (Vampires/Metroidvania)
nuts.com (Food)

#3 - Count Draculoaf

Bwah-ah-ah! Digging through the ditches and burning through the witches, Draculoaf has prepared the greatest feast ever for Reject Rumble! Hoping to win over the judges with his four-star cooking skills, his vampiric days may be over, but goddamn is his cooking good. His week of mashups may have been rejected initially, but with his pile of secret recipes, everyone else is cursed to lose to him.

- Songs from Metroidvania games, excluding Hollow Knight
(Castlevania, Super Metroid, Iconoclasts)
- Songs featured in Cursed Image compilations
(Don't forget to feed your Neopets, Bonfire, EarthBound)
- Songs relating to vampires
(DIO's Theme, Bloody Tears, Vampire Blues)
- Songs relating to food, eating, or cooking
(Eat It, Lemon Demon Discography, Cooking Mama OST)

Join the discord at http://discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

The Ultimate Marketing Showdown

VOTE NOW! https://forms.gle/RoNAtnHzs868m4Kz9
Track: @lemolemoo
Vs. Template: @trans-rights
Art: Aleph, @atlantic-aqua, @pertdegert
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G.U.N. (Obama): "The stakes are high in this election -- but the
states must be higher!"
Max Mueller II (Gil Cisneros): "It's truly exciting to welcome President
Obama to his final campaign in California."
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Music: My Last Shot... for My Future
Original Songs (Both):
Epic Rap Battles of History - Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney
Billie Eilish - my future

Original Songs (Max Mueller II):
Pitbull - Hotel Room Service
Snoop Dogg - Drop It Like It's Hot
Billie Eilish - Bad Guy
Toby Fox - Vs. Susie
Boney M - Rasputin
Usher ft. Pitbull - DJ Got Us Falling In Love
Eagles - Hotel California
ZillaKami - ACAB
DOG BLOOD - Next Order
KK Slider - KK Cruisin'

Original Songs (G.U.N.):
Sonic Adventure 2 - Live and Learn
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - Boss
Hamilton - My Shot
Yolana Be Cool & DCUP - We No Speak Americano
The Gregory Brothers - Trump Goes Hard
Shadow the Hedgehog - I Am... All of Me
Lee Greenwood - God Bless the USA
Shadow the Hedgehog - Gun Fortress
Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) - Result
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Max Mueller II
- Tracks featuring songs related to California 
(ex: Californication, Hotel California, California Girls)

- Tracks featuring songs related to Dogs and other common pet types [NO OVERLAP]
(ex: Who Let the Dogs Out, What's New Pussycat?, Songs from Nintendogs + Cats)

- Tracks featuring songs about or featuring politics 
(ex: Rise Above, Fight the Power, Gimme Some Truth)

G.U.N. :
- Tracks featuring songs related to any president of the U.S. 
(ex: Songs from Obama's yearly playlists)

- Tracks featuring songs about the United States of America 
(ex: America Fuck Yeah, God Bless the U.S.A., songs from Hamilton)

- Tracks featuring songs from Sonic the Hedgehog games
(ex: Escape From the City, Green Hill Zone, Live and Learn)

- Tracks featuring songs related to Secret Agents and Spies 
(ex: International Super Spy, songs from Goldeneye 007)

[L R1 M3] My Last Shot... for My Future

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids (Pizza Time) https://soundcloud.com/9tailed (Dad Egbert) THAT ONE FUNKY KID#1076 (Lost In Files)

MILES MORALES: "Sorry lady, we're coming through, whether you like it or not."
PIZZA BOX: "Fuck politeness, and fuck you. We're gonna beat you up."
DAD EGBERT: "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE, BUT YOU'LL BITE THE DUST."
 *Saki produces a weird, almost.. grainy? sobbing. Even if voices aren't supposed to be low quality in real life, this one somehow is.*
 KEKCROC: "Hi, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'MM̵͗̈́M̸̋̽M̴̄͊M̵͐̎M̴̀̕M̴̓͠M̷͊͠----"

Sources Used:

Lost In Files:
 Windows Error Sfx (Computers)
 Chip Tha Ripper - SLAB Rap (Offsource but Interiror Alligator Crocodile lol)
 EURYTHMICS - Sweet Dreams (Memories)
 In The Final Tazmi Remix (Doppelgangers)
 Dave Rogers - Deja Vu (Memories)
 Lavender Town - Pokemon Red/Blue (Rumors About Media)
 Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know

New York Pizza Time:
 Various Spiderman Sfx (Spider-Man)
 Post Malone - Sunflower (Spiderman)
 Duckwrth - Start A Riot (Spiderman)
 Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (OG Rappers)
 Club Penguin - Pizzatron 3000 (Pizza)
 Eminem - Killshot (OG Rappers)
 Ludacris - How Low (OG Rappers)
 Notorious B.I.G - Juicy (OG Rappers)
 Fall-Out Boy - Centuries (Spiderman)

Dad Egbert:
 Guns N' Roses - Paradise City (Boomer Rock)
 Biff Chitlins - Im Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa (Dads)
 Maroon 5 - One More Night (Dads, the music video.)
 Queen - We Will Rock You (Boomer Rock)
 Persona 5 - Beneath The Mask (Sojiro Theme) (Dads)
 Karkalicious Theme (Homestuck)
 The Grubbels - Ghost Mound (Homestuck)
 AC/DC - T.N.T (Boomer Rock)
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Stay Funny!

Destroy The Hard Drive

TRACK BY: @orelover15
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

[ SOURCES ] -

Toby Fox - Lancer (Swing)
Toby Fox - Don't Forget (Music related to forgetting)

That’s a face we haven’t seen in years! You may call him Proto-Mickey, or the Rabbit That Was Never Meant To Be, but he’s Oswald, baby! With his wife and hundreds of children cheering from the sidelines, there’s no way he can’t win, right? You’d have to be heartless to put down this bunny.

Sources:

-Disney canon Oswald has appeared in, and music related to Rubberhose/toony animation
(Epic Mickey, Cuphead OST, Rubber band, Toontown)

-Music that relates to Luck or Rabbits
(Get Lucky, High Hopes, The Bunny Song, Bugs Bunny related media)

-Songs related to swing and “oldies”
(Lone Digger, Other Friends, We Speak No Americano)

-Music related to rejection, forgetting, and lost media 
(Viva la vida, Somebody that I used to know, Yandhi)

Swung and Thrashed

Track by @jaeden-niko-niko-ney
Art by https://twitter.com/BooingRipley

Baby Take A Bow, Curly Top, etc. You know her name, and you know her infamous box set. But have you heard her famous Animal Cracker Soup? Yeah, she might have gotten in just to advertise it, but nonetheless she's here! Call now for an exclusive offer!

Shirley Temple's sources:
- Music from/related to musicals and theater (Newsies, High School Musical, Battleblock Theater OST) [NO HAMILTON MUSIC... FROM AMERICAN PERSPECTIVE]
- Music made pre-1960, and covers thereof (Fly Me To The Moon, Over The Rainbow, Everywhere At The End Of Time)
- Music from vintage-style media or related to the colors black and white (Alastor's Game, Ransom, Safe And Sound)
- Music from/featured in commercials (Dunkaccino Rap, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy)

This track's sources:
Capital Cities - Safe and Sound (Black and White)
Portugal The Man - Feel It Still (Commercials)
FreeCreditReport.com Song (Commercials)
Neon Genesis Evangelion OST - Fly Me To The Moon (Pre-1960s Media)
Jack and Jill - Dunkaccino Rap (Commercials)
Hamilton - You'll Be Back (Theatre)
Lotus Land Story - Bad Apple!! (Black and White)

Still And Sound

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/brugman58
Story By: CosmicKirbster#6315
Character Subbed By: CosmicKirbster#6315

A small crackle of a radio, the sound gets more clearer.

KEBAKO: Yo uhh..? You're sure she's getting this right? 

SQUIDDIE: Yeah! Everything should be se-hey! It's on!

KEBAKO: So uhh... Sorry for like.. 

KEBAKO: ..ugh.....

KEBAKO: Just like, being a total Doofus Mc Superdumbface!! It makes me feel super bad and stuff!! Like at first I was like, "Yeah! this is normal!" but then I started thinking and it was all like, "AUGHHHH!! I DO kinda suck!!". 

KEBAKO: And like, yeah! I've sorta been a real dummy around you my whole life and just... AAA I'M SUPERSUPERSUPERSUPERDUPERULTRASUPERMEGA SORRYYY!!!

SQUIDDIE: Well that was.. Easier than I thought..

Kebako immediately returns to something close to her standard bubbly self, as if she wasn't all torn up mere seconds ago at all.

KEBAKO: Yea, it was!! 

KEBAKO: Oh yeah uhh.. Good job in that TF- 

SQUIDDIE: I think you mean Rave Week, sir.

KEBAKO: Good job in Ultimus by the way!!! You were all like "PEWPEWPEW!!", and the other guy was like "AHAHAHAHH, INTERNET!!!!", and you shot him and stuff!! It was really poggers!!!

KEBAKO: Even if you like.. 

KEBAKO: (She lost early, right?)

SQUIDDIE: (Yeah, round one.)

KEBAKO: Even if you like lost early and stuff you were still really cool!! I totally voted for you!! Even if I clicked the wrong one.. Sorry!! 

SQUIDDIE: Is there anything else you wanna say sir, or? 

KEBAKO: Yea just.. aughh youre totally not ever gonna forgive me everrrr but.. Aaa just.. I'm happy I could say sorry. 

KEBAKO: I-I think that's it Squids, you can turn it off n' stuff. 

SQUIDDIE: O-Ok Kebako!.

well this transmission is over lol 

Well, that was a surprise, she's not sure if its pleasant or not, it's most definitely surreal to hear her say that nonetheless. She may not really know what to think, or if she's even satisfied, but some part of her is happy whether she admits it or not.

Fuck it, she'll take it.
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14th Place - Uramiko. A well-liked character all around. She fought hard against her two foes, despite losing both.(Average Percentage: 42.1%)

Round 1 - Baba narrowly beats Uramiko, sending her to losers. (54.8% - 45.2%)

Losers Round 1 - In a slightly less close battle, Giovanni defeats Uramiko.  (61% - 39%)

Sources Used:
 Kubbi - In The Halls Of The Usurper (Shoot Em Ups/Jake Kaufman)
 COOL&CREATEBeatMARIO - Night Of Nights (Shoot Em Ups)
 Christina Vee And Jake Kaufman - A Hero Is Made (Jake Kaufman)
 Nuclear Throne - Gun Locker (Shoot Em Ups)
 The Immortals - Mortal Kombat (Featured in Just Shapes And Beats, Shoot Em Ups)
 Crush 40 - I Am...All Of Me (Rivals. Yep yep yep Overused Uramiko Source...U Mad Bro?)
 Christina Vee - Bad Apple (Shoot Em Ups)
 Enter The Gungeon - Boss Battle Beating (Shoot Em Ups)
 Iteachvader - Objection Funk (Rivals)
 Nuclear Throne - Yung Venz (Shoot Em Ups)
 Crush 40 - Live And Learn (Rivals)
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Stay Funny!

14th Place - And I'll Say Goodbye...

Happy 1 Year Anniversary, Live For Another Day 2.
Thank You, the audience, for giving us unforgettable moments.
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Track: Snorty 
Music: DREAMS LIVE FOREVER
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MonsterCat - nanobii - Rainbow Road (Thank You.)
The Living Tombstone - Collecting Cookies (Cookie Warriors - Sweets)
Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (Shadow the Hedgehog - 2000s Emo Bands)
Undertale - Megalovania (Mii Trio [Gunner] - Sans-Related)
Hideki Naganuma - FEEL the POWER in your SOUL (Akatsuki - Military War)
Wii Sports - Boxing Results (Mii Trio [ Matt] - Boxing / Mii Games)
Smash Ultimate - Young Link Screaming Lonk SFX (Mii Trio [Lonk] - Zelda)
Mystery Skulls - Money (Bitter Minds [Godot] - Court Cases)
Homestuck - Pumpkin Party(Bitter Minds [Terezi] - Homestuck)
Toradora - Pre-Parade (Rikka - Slice of Life / Romance Anime)
Bignic - Scream (FBWG - Games that started on Flash)
Michael Jackson - Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough (Bottom & Mira - Michael Jackson)
Marshmello ft Bastille - Happier (Villager # 4 - Fortnite [Live Concert])
Super Mario 64 - Staff Roll (Mad Piano - 3D Mario)
Ollie King - Teknopathic [e-Pop 'n' Disco 80's Mix] (Lammy & Dead Parappa - VGM Rap)
Kitsune^2 - Take Off and Fly (Ramona Flowers - Original Chiptune)
Welcome To Our World - Digital Insanity (Homebrew-Chan - Keygen Music)
SpongeBob - Sweet Victory (Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour - Nickelodeon)
Space Channel 5 - Blank TV Ulala Support Chant (Amigo - Sega Rhythm Games)
Super Dead Rising - Hadoken (Mega Frank - Zombies)
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc - Mr. Monokuma's Practice Lesson (Monokuma - Danganronpa)

[DREAMS LIVE FOREVER] - HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY LIVE FOR ANOTHER DAY 2!

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server, or shoot us an email at temporaryflightattendant@gmail.com.

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

Dreams By The Ocean

Temporary Flight Attendant (ARCHIVE, CHECK DESC)