Track donated by: @valoregal
Art donated by: https://twitter.com/DoodlefoxB
Character [11] - JAMBASTION

Bonjam! Hailing from a Fortress of Shadows, the priest and priestesses of JAMBASTION are here to heat up the competition, shock them with their skills, and cool off before the sun goes down. After a great battle against the revived Void Termina that shook the edges of the universe itself, it would seem that all four have changed their ways, Hyness in particular returning to his wise ways from before he fell to the darkness. Together with music lent from their friend Kirby, songs related to their elements of choice, as well as their gospel, they plan to soar across the stars, win the tournament, and make even more friends through the power of the Jamba Heart! Now... Jambuhbye!

❤Music from the Kirby series.
(Song of Supplication, Ordeal of the Masked King, Green Greens, City Trial)
❤Music related to cults and religion, including stereotypical religious beings. 
(Impaled Nazarene, Hallelujah, Stairway to Heaven, music by the Blue Oyster Cult)
❤Songs related to fire, ice, and electricity.
(Music by AC/DC, Ice, Ice, Baby, Fireball)
❤Music related to friendship and hearts.
(Achy Breaky Heart, You've Got a Friend In Me, My Heart Will Go On, I'll Be There For You)

Sources:
Justice - Genesis [Religion]
Super Smash Bros. Melee - Gourmet Race [Kirby]
Super Smash Bros. - Gourmet Race [Kirby]
The Living Tombstone - Die In A Fire [Fire]
Mr. Oizo - Hand In The Fire [Fire]
Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby [Ice]
Imagine Dragons - Thunder [Lightning]
Kanye West - I Am A God [Religion]
Smash Mouth - Why Can't We Be Friends [Friendship]
Adele - Set Fire To The Rain [Fire]
Ndqbh Zhvw - Srzhu [???]

GENESIS RACE

Let the games begin.

https://discord.gg/dtRxwBU

Dua Lipa - Physical (Dumm & Dummer - Exercise)
Jacksfilms - 'LYMPICS (Mrs. Chara K'trize - Competitions)
PuffballsUnited - Dance Mr. Funnybones (The Boss - Flash)
Plants vs. Zombies - Zombies on Your Lawn (Flora Unova, Tallahasse - Plants, Zombies)
Santana ft. Rob Thomas - Smooth (Flora Unova, Manny Rivera - Warmth, Hispanic Artists)
Fortnite - Dance Moves (Keanu Reeves - Media featuring Keanu Reeves)
DAGames - Break My Mind (Jeff & [SO LONG] - FNaF)
Phineas & Ferb - There's A Platypus Controlling Me (Jonas Bros. - Disney Channel)
Undertale - Dummy! (Dumm & Dummer - Undertale)
Foster the People - Pumped Up Kicks (Keanu Reeves - Guns)
Lemon Demon - Touch Tone Telephone (The Bouncer - Conspiracies)
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (Sex Ed Luigi - "Human body")
WoodenToaster - Rainbow Factory (Poo Brain Horse, Jeff & [SO LONG] - Horses, Creepypasta)
The Living Tombstone - Discord (Poo Brain Horse - Horses)
Biff Chitlins - I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa (Shirley Temple - Commercials)
Reese's Puffs Rap (Egglikes, Shirley Temple - Food, Commercials)
100 gecs - 800db cloud (Poo Brain Horse - Experimental Music)
Weird Al - Fat (Fat Fuck Barrel Boy - Fatness)
Doja Cat - Boss Bitch (The Boss - Bossiness)
Pokemon Black/White - Driftveil City (Flora Unova - Pokemon)
Morshu as Scatman (King Harkinian - YTPMV)
Undertale - MEGALOVANIA (Mrs. Chara K'Trize - MEGALOVANIA)
Smash Mouth - All Star (Egglikes - Egglike games)
Epic Rap Battles of History - George Washington vs. William Wallace (Presidents - ERB)
Spongebob: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Jellyfish Fields (Manny Rivera - Nickelodeon)

ROUND ONE - PHYSICALITY

Track donated by: @pinewithsun
Art donated by: @libbec [Gumi(?)] & @pinewithsun [Mad Mew Mew]
Character [14] - Copy That, Copycats!

Hey! HEY! HEY!!! Who you callin' a copy, cat? From deep below Mt. Ebott comes Mad Mew Mew, a less-than-friendly feline who's gunning for that exhibit spot. She just so happened to find GUMI? on the way, and decided to help her find her identity just like she found hers. And what better way to find yourself than to beat up all your opponents? Boasting all of the Undertale soundtrack, songs from Vocaloids, cat tunes, and much more, you'd have to be a dummy not to vote for them! Mew~

❥Music related to bullet hell and Earthbound-inspired games, with a focus on Undertale/Deltarune.
(Just Shapes and Beats, vs Mad Mew Mew, Sanctuary Guardian, THE WORLD REVOLVING]
❥Music featuring vocoded vocals, vocaloids and weeb/otaku culture in general.
(The Faulty Feline Philosophy, ECHO, Ivann Polka, Carmeldansen]
❥Music related to mirrors as well as identity/self image
(Man In The Mirror, Celeste OST, We R Who We R, Scars To Your Beautiful]
❥Music related to cats.
(Nyan Cat, Garfield Show Theme, Copycat, Doja Cat]

Sources:
HYPE - Tokyo Machine (Bullet Hell (JSaB)]
Mad Mew Mew - Toby Fox (Duh]
Copycat ft. GUMI - CircusP (Duh]
Man in the Mirror - Michael Jackson (Mirrors]
Nyan Cat - Daniwell-P (Vocaloid/Cats]
Don't Cha - The Pussycat Dolls (Cats]
Scars To Your Beautiful - Alessia Cara (Self Image]
Ladylike ft. GUMI - KIRA (Vocaloid/Identity]

Get Hyped. Hyped! HYPED!!!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/UuBkav5FWB

[ 002 - BUGS BUNNY ]

- Songs relating to space
(Space Jam, Talking To The Moon, Pixel Galaxy, etc.)
- Songs relating to sports
(Seven Nation Army, That's How I Beat Shaq, Waka Waka, etc.)
- Songs used in WB animated cartoons and movies
(Lego Movie, Happy Feet Two, Storks, etc.)
- Songs relating to rabbits and other livestock
(Big Chungus, I Am Cow, Beep Beep I'm A Sheep, etc.)

Sources:
RL Grime - Scylle (Space, Sports, WB)
Quad City DJs - Space Jam (Space, Sports, WB)
Wiz Khalifa - We Dem Boyz (Sports; NBA 2K16)
Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars (Space)
Leonz - Among Drip (Space)
SunStroke Project - Run Away (Space)
Endigo - Big Chungus (Rabbits)
CG5 - Big Chungus (Rabbits)
LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out (Sports)
DJ Shadow ft. De La Soul - Rocket Fuel (Space)
Unknown Meta, Expensive Dispenser, RHMan - Ooh Nah Nah (Rabbits)
DJ Khaled - All I Do Is Win (Sports, WB; Scoob!)
Oliver Tree - Alien Boy (Space)
Dillon Francis - Catchy Song (WB; The Lego Movie 2)
Aaron Carter - That's How I Beat Shaq (Sports)
The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (Sports; NBA 2K21)
Hayley Williams, B.o.B. - Airplanes (Space)
Bruno Mars - Talking To The Moon (Space)
PSY - Gangnam Style (WB; The Nut Job)
O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei (WB; Happy Feet Two)
Among Us SFX (Space)

Arrangement: @megalolazing-1
Art: Denamixo
Stock: ElectroCV

BUGS BUNNY IN: It's Time To Slam Now

Track: @abluetomato
Character Art: @beat5kids
Character Represented: Giant Enemy Duo

- Songs associated with Feudal Japan
(Genji 2: Days of the Blade, Touhou, YASUKE)
- Songs featuring beatboxing
(Cartoon Beatbox Battles, Mirrors, Supersonic)
- Songs related to Jerma985
(Rats Birthday Mixtape, Pirate Marching Band, jermaBars)
- Songs related to spiders, crustaceans, and giant enemies
(Spider Dance, Crab Rave, Kaiju Media)

Sources Used:
NSync - It's Gonna Be Me (Beatboxing)
Super Smash Brothers Brawl- Boss Battle Song 1 (Giant Enemies)
Verbalase - Tetris Beatbox (Beatboxing)
Rae Sremmurd - Black Beatles (Crabs)
The Giant Enemy Spider (Jerma, Spiders, Beatboxing)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

We're Gonna Be Big

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: Lazer Chicken, https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine and Bec Noir

MY TRAINS. OOOOOH. MY TRAINS. I GOT SMALL ONES, TINY LITTLE TRAINS. I WISH THESE TRAINS COULD TAKE ME AWAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

Bec Noir's sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Half Human, Half Machine's sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - My Trains (Neil Cicierega)
Bec Noir: A Hat In Time - Trainwreck of Electro Swing (Swing)
Bec Noir: Valentino Khan - Pump (That's How Mafia Works)

My Trainwreck

TO: Chair Incorporated
SUBJECT: I Just Wanna Grill For God's Sake
FROM: Tony Stark

Is this thing on? Hey Chair. Do me a favor, and don't post this on Reddit... This might be pretty cringe. Look, this whole boss thing has been pretty cool, and in the end, I got the epic gamer win. I made a few new friends... a few new enemies... and hell, I think I learned a little bit more about the world. (Downvotes incoming.) I may be dead in some timelines, and in others? Maybe we didn't get the victory royale. But this all helped me realize: no matter what world it is, there's still someone that needs saving. I might not be John Wick or Ninja, (and I would've loved to 1v1 him in Playground), but I'm an Avenger. And I didn't have to become a boss to realise that. It's been real, but there's a rave I need to be at. You can keep my grill. Do whatever you want with it. Goodbye, gamers.
...
AAAAAUAᴀᴀᴀᴜᴀᴀᴜᴜᴀᴜᴀʜʜʜₐₐₐᵤₐₐᵤᵤₐᵤₐₕₕₕ

This final track was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Tony's main render was made by DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz and this final art was made by Rose Shrimp @rosello-xanthis.

A Callback to Tony Stark's most Epic Moments:
★ TheGuy & Gnirob - I'm Stuff ~ Epic Win 
★ Vincent Mashups - Drifting Towards the Endgame
★ El Senva - Come And Get This Love
★ Imaginary Shadows - Moon River Drifting
★ Toothn't - dog dancing avengers remix.flac
★ CactusTeam and Dedf1sh - Sunstroke
★ Smittz - Oh No, It's You Again!
★ Gold M - Your Honor, League of Legends
★ El Senva - Victory! Tony Stark

Stay Jammin, Tony. Good luck with Thanos.
Also happy birthday, Robert Downey Jr.! What a coincidence!

Scratch My Dread

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/libbec
Art by: ragnarok (https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)
Character Represented: Bec Noir

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs and the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Super Mario 3D World - World Bowser (Swing)
Parov Stelar - Catgroove(Swing)
Homestuck - Sunslammer (Homestuck)
Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (Swing)
Homestuck - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Pokemon Sun & Moon - Team Skull Battle Theme (Gang)
Pokemon Blue/Red - Team Rocket Base (Mafia)
Homestuck - MeGaLoVania (Homestuck)

The Cat's Out of The Bag

Art by: @trans-rights
Character Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
Completing The Mission - Dance Mr. Funnybones [Trap Mix] (Flash/Stick Figures)
Gigi D'Agostino - Bla Bla Bla (Stick Figures/Flipnote Memes)
Lizzo - Truth Hurts (Offsource)

YOU HAVE BEEN DISTRACTED! REPOST TO TOTALLY DISTRACT YOUR FOLLOWERS!

Voting has closed for this match. Thank you for participating!
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GANDHI: Hey Jen, check this out! I've ascended to a higher plane of existence!
JENNY: Gandhi, what the FU-
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Track: @abluetomato
Art: pokopakku#3393
Characters Represented: Jenny Wakeman, Gandhi

Jenny Wakeman's Sources:
- Songs from Nicktoons shows (No SpongeBob)
(My Life As A Teenage Robot, Fairly OddParents, Danny Phantom
- Songs from media revolved around robots (No mecha anime or Mega Man)
(Daft Punk, Terminator, Detroit: Become Human)
- Early 2000s "Teen Anthems"
(Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Misery Business, Bring Me to Life)

Gandhi's Sources:
- Songs from/featured in Lord-Miller projects and animated MTV shows
(The Lego Movie, 21 Jump Street, Beavis & Butthead)
- Songs in the Bollywood genre or related to India in general
(Tunak Tunak Tun, Bitch Lasagna, Rubber Bands Rubber Balls)
- Songs related to clones
(Dark Pit's Theme, The Clone Wars, I Think I'm A Clone Now)
- YTPMVs using the "Say What?" clip

Sources Used:
Daft Punk, SebastiAn - Human After All (Jenny - Robots)
Clone High - Say What (Gandhi - guess)
Linkin Park - Numb (Jenny - 2000s Teen Anthems)
Kid Icarus - Dark Pit Theme (Gandhi - Clones)
Post Malone & Swae Lee - Sunflower (Gandhi - Lord/Miller)
Sonic CD- Metal Sonic Theme (Both - Clones, Robots)
Fairly Odd Parents Theme (Jenny - Nicktoons)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

[R1 M4] Phase 2 ~ Clones After All

Track by @megalolazing.
Art by TheSapphireSpoon14#2094.
Character Represented: Televoid Ian
Tournament Origin: REPAEINT

Sources:
FantomeK - Goodbye Summer, Hello Winter (Game Review Youtubers, ProJared)
3D Dot Game Heroes - Breakout (Game Review YouTubers, Scott The Woz)
Gwen Stefani feat. Akon - The Sweet Escape (Game Review YouTubers, Scott The Woz)
Taito and Sol - Grand Dad 7 Theme (Shows syndicated before 1970, Flintstones)
Unus Annus Chant (Death)
deadmau5 feat. Rob Swire - Ghosts 'n' Stuff (Death)
Brad Knauber - Don't Mine At Night (Darkness)
Katy Perry - Firework (Game Review YouTubers, JonTron)
JonTron - Firework Cover (Do i really have to explain this)
Family Guy Intro (TV, "Sex On TV")
The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (TVs, Squaremash Reference)

LOSERS HOST: Televoid Ian

Don't spend all day staring at the TV, kids! After years trapped in the Televoid with only VHS tapes from the 50s to keep him company, Ian began to... change. Whether it was the chaotic energy of the void or the static of the television that turned him into what he is now is anyone's guess. Thankfully, a certain PBS executive learned of Ian's predicament and decided to give him a job hosting the losers' bracket. His party-throwing knowledge, street safety skills, and willingness to work for free made him the ideal candidate! The void should be perfectly safe for the losers, but perhaps Ian's starvation of friendship or human contact may be an issue...

- Songs related to game/film review YouTubers
(Goodbye Summer Hello Winter, Titenic, The Sweet Escape)
- Public domain music, or songs from TV shows syndicated before 1970
(Pop Goes the Weasel, Happy Birthday to You)
(The Twilight Zone, Gilligan's Island, The Flintstones)
- Songs relating to TVs, VHS, or "retro" style media
(Video Killed the Radio Star, Songs by Jack Stauber, Katana ZERO)
-Songs related to darkness, death, or the void
(The Sound of Silence, death bed, The Star Conquering Traveler)

Join the discord at discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

escape from the televoid

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Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

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My Trainwreck

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