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Welcome to Temporary Flight Attendant, a Par Airlines brand KFAD inspired tournament! 16 contestants duke it out in this double-elimination tournament with mashups and arrangements of familiar songs, in hopes of getting an excessive amount of extra tracks made for them after this tournament ends. For more information and updates on the tourney and how you can contribute to it, consider joining our Discord server. We wish to make it a fun place to hang out for the wonderful people of the SoundClown community, and would love to see you there!
https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

Introducing Temporary Flight Attendant! (Read Desc.)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Koji Kondo - Dire Dire Docks (Water Level)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Fish/Other Sea Creatures)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Dire Dire Tox

Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

Creepa? Yeah, man! DJ Creepa, known for his hit song "MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP," he has since struggled to find popularity in the modern age. If Herobrine and CaptainSparklez get all this attention, why shouldn't he? Creepers are the face of Minecraft after all, not some outdated creepypasta. Vote DJ Creepa for an explosion of nostalgia and video game rap!

Sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
The Yogscast - Diggy Diggy Hole (Minecraft Fantrack)

Electronic Dwarf Music

Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

Creepa? Yeah, man! DJ Creepa, known for his hit song "MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP," he has since struggled to find popularity in the modern age. If Herobrine and CaptainSparklez get all this attention, why shouldn't he? Creepers are the face of Minecraft after all, not some outdated creepypasta. Vote DJ Creepa for an explosion of nostalgia and video game rap!

Sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
Lil Boom - Already Dead (Minecraft Meme/Explosion Related) 
Dan Bull - MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP (Minecraft Fantrack/Dan Bull)

Aw, Just A Little Boom?

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out  (Dog)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Dogsong  (Dog)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)

[S] Bec Noir: Let The Dog Out

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
BlackY - Seaside Dream(Water-Based Environments)
Splatoon - Calamari Inkantation (Sea Creatures)

Seaside Dream

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:

Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - The Ballad of Jack Noir (Homestuck)
 Erik "Jit" Scheele - Walk-Stab-Walk (Homestuck/Finally, a Jack Noir track that isn't by funny UNDERTALE man!)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)

That's How The Midnight Crew Works

Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Seaside Dream - BlackY(Water-Based Environments)
DNCE - Cake by The Ocean (Water-Based Environments)
Ween - Ocean Man (Water-Based Environments)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity/Virulence)

SFX used:
Pufferfish - Eugh (eugh)

Dreams By The Ocean

Track by: Deadhand#5384
Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
The Weeknd - The Hills Have Eyes (The Weekend)
Sally.exe - Hill (Creepypasta)
Minecraft - Disc 11 (Creepypasta)

The Hill Has Eyes

Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
Doki Doki Literature Club - Main Theme (Horror Game)
Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶/Lethargy)
Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepypasta/Creepy Moment)
SFX used:
Slender - Static Death
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Redead Screech (Creepy Moments)
Sonic.exe - Kefka Laugh (Creepypasta)
Garfielf - Various Voice Lines (G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶)

My Reality

Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̶̡̛̘̰̘̹̠͆̍͂͊̑̅̓͋͛̅̈́͛̊̄͆͑̆̊̍̓̄̆̋̆̉̄̅̊́̕̚̚͘͝͝͠A̵̧̢̢̨̛̩̠̳͎͈̹̞̟͕̝͖̖͍̖͖̬̭̬͇͇͍̠͒̈̀͒͐̊̅̅̉̏͝͠͝ͅͅL̴̨̡̦̰͚̼̫͈̥͖̜̖͔̜̭̗̣̰̮͎̤̞͍͍̦͚̗͓̮͍̲̣̜͇̳̺͚̼̹̭̤̜͗͒͑͆̾̃͂̄͒̔͒̑̈͊̊̾͑̓̉̓̍̍̉̈̔͂͊͑̎̆̇͆͆̈́̂͛͊̀̀̈́̚͝ͅͅĢ̷̛̝͕̬̙͖̘͈̜̟̯͙̹̳̞̳̤̳̠̭̉̊̓̋̈́̊̍̐̂͗͑̉̓͂̑̃̾̆̋̅̅̑̈́̏͋̋͊̈͗͒́̌̈́̄̋̀̂̅̈́̾͐͂͘͝A̷̡̧̢̢̨̦͔͎͈̯̤̮̠̗̬̼̩̹͎̬̞̙̘̝̪̼̳͍̯͎̪̩͈͉̲̩̮̜̝̭̥̼̖̯̹͕̪̝͇̲͙̼͛̆̊̒͆̃͊͊́̔͗͂́̔̌̔̏͋̍͂̌̎̾͌͛̉̾͋̑͒̏̀̔͗̈̽̅͒̆͊͌̍̓̋̅̊̔̑͗̕͜͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅŖ̴̧̳̫̥̯̬͖͇̙̦̝̰͔̦̟͓̮̫̥͖͇̯̖̣̥̼̯̟̠̜̱̗̼̬̲̪̮̞͙̟̮̙̹̘͖̱̣̻̟̰̟̜̀̐̈́̀̔
Ḣ̸̛̛̭͉͎̭͈̻̣͓̼̃̏̽́̐̍̔̌̋̍͂̒̿͛́͂̈́͂̎̇̉͗̃́͗͊̈́̆́̋̽̀̒̓̕̚̕͠Ę̵̛̛̟͉̠͔̟̭̘̪͖͈̜̘̙̪̻͔̺̝͙̠̥̜͇͔̪̒̋̓̌͌̋̾͑̃̀̉̓̋̎̈́͌͑̉̈́͊̾͋̈́́͑͆̄͆̈́̏͛̄̋̏̆̊̌͋̇̆͋̄͆̂͊̃͛̾̾͒͒̚͠͠͝͠͝͝ ̶̢̨̡̧̧̢̱͕̙͉̱̥̻̞̭̘͚̥̣̩͇̞̥͚̜̮͈̩̬̝͖̹̜͚̗͉̺̙̰̞̻̪̪̣͇̭̗̙̠̤̱͓̪̂̾̉̽͊̍͊̆̈́͘͠͝Č̴̡̢̛̛̛̛̛̯̬̞̳̲͍͇̙̠̱̰̺̱̥̗̥̟̯̬̙̤̜̱̦̱͈͕̬̫͈͍̯̖̹̦̬̹͕̖̯͎̜̟̣̭̰̦̳̺̝̾̒̽̈́̉̆͒͒̑͛̀͊̊̌̐̌̊͊͛͗̔̉͆̑́͑̽̀̂̈́̑̈̃͋̄͊̽̈́͊͗͐̾̐̾̿̑̒̆̚̕͠͠͝͝Ǫ̸̜̥̫̰̣̖̘̟͍̭̲̹̗͔͚̼̠̮̖̮͚̜͍̥͉͓͎̝͉̙̘̖̹̗̩͍͔̩̠̭̎͜͜ͅͅM̴̡̢̡̢̡̡̡̧̨̲͎̙̭̩̻̗̖̰̬͓͓̳͍̮̙̲̖̩̟͎̱͕̞̼̠̼̯̼̬̝̩͇̙͕̞̼̭̦̖̬̦̲̘̄̇͗̈́͌̏̾̅́̿͆̌̓̔́͐̉̀̆̀̇̈͊̈̋̊̈̋͛̇͌͂̉̿̚̕̚̚̕̚͜͜͜͝͝͠͝ͅȨ̷̧̧̢̹̝̻̬̙̘͙͍͎̩̬̪̙͕̺͖̠̙͔̭͓̻͎̠̫̰͈͉̪̣̀̃́̋͜͜͜͜͝͠ͅS̷̢̨̡̘͚̣͕̹̥̙͕̳̭͍̳̮͔̜̭̘̝̖͙͊̀̈̇̑͊̈̂̽̂̿͐́̾̄͌͂̾̽̈́͗̈͐̾̃̌͆̇͊͊́̀̊́̃̀̽̚͜͝͠ͅ
Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Ẕ̶̈́A̵̛̝Ḻ̴̢͌G̷̨͓̈́͋A̸͚̓͠R̸̢̜͛̿ ̷̙̈̈́ͅŴ̷̭I̴̛̥̒L̴̘̝̂L̵͓͘ ̵͖́B̶̺̊͒ͅE̵͇̬͆́ ̷̗̻̾̌Y̷͚͑͘Ô̴̩̘Ú̷̘̣̒R̶͈͕̂̏ ̷̤͂͝F̵̱̏L̸̻̒̇I̸̲̋͜G̷̳̹̕H̴̨̭̅̚T̸̻͝ ̶͎͇͒A̶̡̙̐͗T̸͉͉̑T̴͔͍͂̊Ę̴̝̆N̶͜͝D̷̡͘A̶̤͔̔̍N̷̠̾̓T̴͉͚͛.̶̧͑
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍
Į̴̨̡͙̖͈̘̳̰̳̝͕̈̓̐̽͐̎̿̎͗̊̀͑͑͠ͅ ̶̡̡̢̛̲̯͙͚̫̹̺̘̖̖͍̠͎̲̪̲̳͓̱̥̫̥̭̤̪̝͎̰̫̮̦̗͍͎͕̫̣͉̎͒͆̾͑̄̓̋̀̎̅͒̉̀͠ͅǍ̴͇͇̣̳͍̪͍͇̳̳̳̉̔̅̅͋́̅̔́̑̔͗͌̊͑̄͋̃́̐͑̌̈́̊̆̕͠ͅM̴̨̨̢̧̢̢̫̗̹̫̣̗̘̥͓̤̳̳̣̺̻̙̖̗͇̜̫̦͖͖͇͙̳̯̼̬̼̣̟̥̠̜̥̮͚͕̰̓́́̔̐̎͐̀́̍̃̎̿͌̆͆́̂̀̏́̚͜͝ͅͅͅ ̵̧̢̨̢̡̛͓̦̲͚̠̜̹̣̰̰̯̳̲̟̰͔̹̯̤͇̮̱̳̞͚̠̗͕̞̥̫̘̥̯̻͍̬͓̗͉͇̥͇̺̹̹̲̀̽͂̎͂̆͒́̍̑̊̂͒́̔͆́̾̾́͐̈̓͜͝͝Ǵ̵̨͕̣̥̝̤̰̤͚͔͉̥̱̘̳̼̘͇̰͎̻̟̥̗̦̣̩͉͓̲̮̞͍̣̮͈̼̘͎̻̰̮͚̭̞̦̬͎̤̓̾̾̈́̅̆͂̇͛͌͌͂̅̈̎̃̂͆̋̆͆̀͋̏̃̕̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅǪ̷̢̨̨̮̮̰͓̘͓̟͈͇̳͙͍̹͉̜͎̠̭͙͎͍̩̩̠̙̝̞̪̣͍̫͈͕̝̰̜̖̟͉̖͔̭̮͇̮͎͊͋̒̄̾̾̓̅̏̑͗̍̔̋̄̾̍̈́̾͊̌̓͐̈́̌͗̈́̉͑̚̕͘͠͝͝D̸̡̧̡̺͖̥̠͖̩͖̞͕̼͚͖̗̭̻͈̖̫͕͓̫͍͔̩̣̲̬̭͚̣͎̓̇̔̎̍̂͐̉̓͂̓̐̀̐̄͑̈́̍͌́̄͂͌̍̋͐̔̋͊̂́̓̆̾̿͘͠͝
Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)
C̶A̷N̶ ̷Y̸O̶U̴ ̷H̴E̶A̷R̸ ̵M̶E̵?̶
Songs used:
UNDERTALE - But Nobody Came (Creepy Moment)
Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepy Moment/Creepypasta)
Here Comes Garfield
Here comes Garfield
Watch out for Garfield
Wä̳̠̭t͖̏ch̗̫͐ o̯̣͆u͉̲͕t̞ ̤̜͈for G͓̬͑a̠̣r͍f̘̥͙iͭe͖ͬĺ̙d
W̙̠̱atc̹̰̱ḫ̺̪͌ ̙̫̭ouͥt͒̀͛ ͚̬͚f̮̖͔o̥͖̺r ̑̂͗G̼̞̼a̱rf͖̹͖i͑̍͂e̤̩͈l̬͈̬d͓̩͔
W̵̡̯A̸̛͒T̅̐̂C̲̳̮H ̷͟Ö́͑̍U͉͖͈T ͟҉̙̗̣F̢̢̱O̻͕̯R̡͚͎ ̳͍̹G̯̳̼A̤͇̭Ṛ̘͎̤F̵͖̟IE̶̮̫Lͮͣ͒D
W̸̆ͫAT̄ͨ̂C̹̗͓H̶ͦ̔ ͖ͪO̸͈͖UT FOŖ GARFȊELD

The Song That Will End The World

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/mr-too-many-aus
Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)


Songs used:
Garfield Kart - Sneak-A-Peak (G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶)
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (Fridays)
SFX used:
Minecraft - Cave Sounds (Creepy Moments)
Luna Game - Screamer Sound (Creepypasta)
meatsleep - ‡i‡n⁜g‡r‡a‡t‡e‡ (ARGs)

LAST MILLENNIUM

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: Lazer Chicken, https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine and Bec Noir

MY TRAINS. OOOOOH. MY TRAINS. I GOT SMALL ONES, TINY LITTLE TRAINS. I WISH THESE TRAINS COULD TAKE ME AWAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

Bec Noir's sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Half Human, Half Machine's sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - My Trains (Neil Cicierega)
Bec Noir: A Hat In Time - Trainwreck of Electro Swing (Swing)
Bec Noir: Valentino Khan - Pump (That's How Mafia Works)

My Trainwreck

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: https://twitter.com/pokopakku 
Characters Represented: Rick & Morty, Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Hm? What do you mean this is a reupload from my main account! That simply isn't true... I would never do such a thing! Please don't search up the exact same name! Unity's an offsource!!!

Rick & Morty's sourcelist:
- Sources licensed by or appearing on Adult Swim (Duck Game, King of The Hill, Nuclear Throne, Too Many Cooks, Aqua Team Hunger Force, etc.)
- Songs that appear in Rick & Morty (For The Damaged Coda, Can You Feel It, Hurt, X Gon Give It To Ya, etc.)
- Songs related to science (Bill Nye the Science Guy, 145 Poodles, Science Blaster, etc.)
- Sources relating adult cartoons (The Nutshack, Futurama, Southpark, etc.)


Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐'s sourcelist:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
R&M: Adult Swim - Too Many Cooks (Adult Swim Media)
Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐: Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepy moments/Creepypasta)
Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐: ♀ - Cry (Creepy moments)
TheFatRat - Unity [OFFSOURCE OFFSOURCE OFFSOURCE ERROR MISSINGNO]

Spoil The Broth

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown (<3)
Art by: The Temporary Flight Attendant Team, bracket design by https://soundcloud.com/popopo_3
Characters represented: The Temporarily Flight Attendant Contestants

BATTLES WILL BEGIN SHORTLY. THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES.

Songs used:
B.o.B. - Airplanes (Par Airlines)
Rick and Morty - Main Theme (Rick)
NFL - Main Theme (John Madden)
Fallout Boy - thnks fr th mmrs (Koishi)
Jeddi - Heartbeat (Rule Breaker) (Gary Modulate)
iLOVEFRiDAY - Mia Khalifa (Tik Tok)
The Little Mermaid - Under the Sea (Pufferfish)
TheLivingTombstone - Die in a Fire (Half Human, Half Machine)
Schmoyoho - The Muffin Song (Markiplier)
Death Grips - Takyon (Chaos Cohorts)
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly theme (Tragedy & Comedy)
Touhou - UN Owen Was Her?! (Koishi)
Mandopony - Discord (Chaos Cohorts)
Gravity Falls Theme (Chaos Cohorts)
ABBA - Dancing Queen (King Slime)
Nightmare Before Christmas - This is Halloween (Jack Skellington)
Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out? (Bec Noir)
Homestuck - Black (Bec Noir)
I Ain't Got No iPhone (Fancypants)
DMX - X Gon Give it to Ya (Rick)
Rick and Morty - Get Schwifty (Rick)
Cristina Vee - Bad Apple (Koishi)
Homestuck - Explore (Bec Noir)
Wham! - Last Christmas (Jack Skellington)
H3H3 Theme (Markiplier)
Mario Party 2 - This Way That (Duck Shoes) (Gary Modulate)
FNAF 6AM Bell Chime (Half Human, Half Machine)
Yogscast - Don't Mine at Night (DJ Creepa)
Ke$ha - Die Young (Tik Tok)
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Opening (Tragedy & Comedy)
Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (Zalgar)
Captainsparklez - Revenge (DJ Creepa)
Notdoppler Theme (Fancypants)
Skee-Lo - I Wish (John Madden)
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics (Half Human, Half Machine)
Garfield and Friends Theme (Zalgar)
Toby Fox - Bergentrückung (King Slime)

FLY HIGH ~ A Temporary Flight Attendant Medley

You fought well, good luck in the losers bracket!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gnirob
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Sea Creatures)
Freedom Planet OST - Aqua Tunnel 01 (Water Levels)
Blue October - Into the Ocean (Ocean)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Into The Aqua Tunnel

Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
The Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Creepypasta)
Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepypasta/creepy moments)
Various Garfielf SFX

Victory! Zalgar

Art by: FenzoFRFR, AtlanticAqua, TVGhost, ShadowOrSmth, @lemolemoo (bracket design)
Characters represented: The Temporarily Flight Attendant LR2 Contestants

Songs used:
Par Airlines: BriPM - TFA-Hype Up (TFA)
Par Airlines: B.o.B - Airplanes (TFA)
Pufferfish: Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Water-based environments)
Garry Modulate: 3OH!3 - STARRSTRUKK [Nice Legs Daisy Dukes] (SFM)
Bec Noir: Homestuck - Sburban Jungle (Homestuck)
Pufferfish: Rae Sremmurd - Black Beatles (Sea Creatures, Dancing Crab Vid)
Garry Modulate: Aloe Blacc - The Man (SFM)
The Chaos Cohorts: Eminem ft. Rihanna - The Monster (Internal Struggles)
The Chaos Cohorts: Death Grips - The Hacker (Experimental)
Jack Skellington & Bec Noir: Parry Gripp - Wienerina (Halloween Monsters, Dog)
Koishi: IOSYS - Neko Miko Reimu (TouHou)
DJ Creepa: Dan Bull - 40 Years of Gaming (Dan Bull)
DJ Creepa: PSY - Gangnam Style (Songs used in popular Minecraft parodies) [Diggy Minecraft Style]
John Madden: M83 - Midnight City (Space)
John Madden: Porter Robinson - Shelter (Sports, appeared in a Madden title)
Koishi: Billie Eilish - ocean eyes (Eyes)
Jack Skellington: The Nightmare Before Christmas - Oogie Boogie's Song (Halloween/Tim Burton)

DRAMATIC DESPAIR ~ A Temporary Flight Attendant Medley

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/lemolemoo
Art by: The Temporary Flight Attendant Team, bracket designed by https://soundcloud.com/popopo_3
Characters represented: The Temporarily Flight Attendant Winner's Semifinalists

Songs used:
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - When He Died (Neil)
Markiplier: Persona 5 - Life Will Change (Crime)
Fancypants: VVVVVV - Potential for Anything (Flash)
Par Airlines: B.o.B. - Airplanes
ZALGAR: Sonic.exe - Hill Act 1 (Creepypasta)
Markiplier: MiniMusicMan - Crazy La Paint (Youtuber Outros)
Half Human, Half Machine: Neil Cicierega - Bustin (Neil)
Fancypants: Basshunter - I Can Walk On Water (Flipnote)
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - Touch Tone Telephone (Neil)
ZALGAR: Yume Nikki - Monoko's Dance (Horror)
Fancypants: Rihanna - Disturbia
ZALGAR: Poppy - Meat (ARGs)
Markiplier: Schmoyo - ALL THE WAY (Youtuber Songs)
Markiplier/Fancypants: - Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal (Flipnote/Crime)
Half Human, Half Machine: Super Street Fighter II - Guile Stage (Arcade)
Fancypants: Paper Mario: The Origami King - M-A-X Power! (Arts & Crafts)
Markiplier: Dirty Rush & Gregor Es - Brass (Youtuber Intros, Ali-A)
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (gee i wonder) 
ZALGAR: The Weeknd - In Your Eyes (Weekends)
Markiplier: GTA San Andreas - Main Theme (Crime)
ZALGAR: Rebecca Black - Friday (Fridays/Weekends)
Par Airlines: TFA Buildup

SFX:
ZALGAR: Kefka/Sonic.EXE Laugh (Creepypasta)
Half Human, Half Machine: FNAF3 Sound effects (6am, Jumpscare)
Half Human, Half Machine: FNAF 1 SFX (Phone ringing, Animatronic at your door)
Markiplier: Markiplier (HOW)
Fancypants: Fancy Pants Adventure SFX
ZALGAR: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Garfield and Friends!"

ERRATIC TRAJECTORY ~ A Flight Attendant's Semifinalist Medley

This was the full set made for the Oreceler Fest to represent Par Airlines. You can find the full streams and all the other wonderful sets here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHQgKgyAVZKXDs1hicVa2BQ

Thank you so much for having us. This beat dropped harder than our follower count on hiatus. Hopefully, things will get moving again soon. We are currently trying to get things under control. Thank you so much for your patience, and as always, thank you for flying with Par Airlines. We love you! <3

Tracklist:
Passenger of Shit - Staple Tapeworms (Gangu Remix)
BriPM - Slaughterers Rise Up
Vincent Mashups - We'll Be Fine During This Creepy Christmas
CactusTeam - The Tale of Two Tortured Minds
BriPM - DRAMATIC DESPAIR
CactusTeam - Jon's Mixtape
Gangu - Untitled Mashup (never to be released)
trash
BriPM - [NAME OBSCURED DUE TO BEING SPOILER CONTENT. KEVIN CAN LICK MY ROBOT [PHRASE OBSCURED DUE TO OBSCENE NATURE]]

Neurax Biivafucker: ORECELER FEST - Full TFA Set

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server, or shoot us an email at temporaryflightattendant@gmail.com.

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

The Song That Will End The World

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