@bruhmomentfellowgamers: as a not zalgar main I can also agree

all zalgarf tracks sound like they were recorded in heel

p̨̦͙̦̳͈͈̦͓͎̗͖̘͉̺̙͚̱̺̞ͭͩ̽̑́̂́͑͜o͔̞͎̦͔͈̬̣͈͖͔̞͕ͥ̐ͫͯ̄̽͌̀͝g̱̞̳̤͚̰̺͗́ͩ̓͌̏̆͋͑ͣ̀̀̚͢͟͜g̢̢͍͔̱̩̰̥̼̻̺̭̣ͩ̆̌̍͒̾͛̅͑̄ͩ̐̑ͣ̈̎̋ͣ̀͝ͅe̢̢̬͍͚̘̗͇̲̮̰͚̩̝̭͉͙̫̱̓̐̔͛ͅȓ̶̢̩̮̲͉ͫ̂̑̐̌̑͛ͩ̂̏̽́ͯͦ̑ͬ͘s̡͎͚̪͚̯̅̌̈́̽͛̐́ͮͨ̅͘͢

sirens are literally my biggest fear and im shitting my pants rn

Considering how funched up this year has been, I wouldn’t be surprised

Whelp, who knew that a cat that loves lasagna could get me fearing for my life! Glad I have a use for the Bunker now.

TFA but songs without the letter "a"

TRACK: ender#3711
ART: ender#3711
CHARACTER: Josie And The Pussycats

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Boomerang - Main Theme (cartoon network)
Nyan Cat (cats)
Josie And The Pussycats - Main Theme (cartoon network)
Steven Universe - Stronger Than You (cartoon network)
Doja Cat - Say So (cats)

Victory! Josie And The Pussycats

Faithfire

sample : symmetry - tercian archive 

ib : https://soundcloud.com/user-12092007

dying

YOU have been replaced

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Koji Kondo - Dire Dire Docks (Water Level)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Fish/Other Sea Creatures)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Dire Dire Tox

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun)
Character Represented: Comedy & Tragedy

Yee-ha! Comedy, the clown, and Tragedy, aka cowboypensive, have arrived. With the quickest hands in the West, and years of experience in theater, I reckon this clownin' crew is worth your while. Vote for Comedy & Tragedy if you're a fan of the wild west, circuses, or showtunes!

Sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Grant MacDonald - Ram Ranch (Cowboy/Wild West)
Ennio Morricone - The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (Cowboy/Wild West)
Julius Fučík - Entry of the Gladiators (Circus/Clown)
Lil Nas X - Old Town Road (Cowboy/Wild West)

EPIC cowboys™️

Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: MissingNO. [BONUS]
M̷i̵s̸s̵i̸n̷g̸N̸O̶.̴ ̵w̸a̷s̵ ̵r̶o̴b̷b̵e̸d̶.̸
M̷i̵s̸s̵i̸n̷g̸N̸O̶.̴ ̵w̸a̷s̵ ̵r̶o̴b̷b̵e̸d̶.̸
M̷̙̮̻̗̤͔̦͓̠̘̙̂͝ì̸̢͓͔̰̭̫̼͚̬̑͝ͅs̸̨̡̛͖̖̖͖͑́͊̈̃͋̀͂͜s̶̨̲̩̠̓͆͝i̶̛͉̲̐̓̄̀̈͊̔̀̓̒͠ņ̵̫̜͇̘̼̙̼̦͎̪̺͚̳̋͂̇͋͜g̶̛̛̮͙̽̑͆͊̐̌̋̒̊̀̕͠͝N̴̰͈͔̬͎̍͊̑̆̍͒̃̑͛́̕͘͝Ơ̵̱̗͖̭͈̘̙̠̖̍̇̿͘͘͜.̷̢͇̮̤͚̹̩͕͕̰̹̓̅̒͒̿̿͂͠ ̷̼͚̟̥̤͕͇̌̂̅̋͐̈̎͑̀̂̓̔̌͘̕͜w̵̢̭̦͚̪͈͓̞̜̬̙͔̻͈̙͂̇͂̑͐̈́̇͒̒̚a̷̢̧̤̘͖͖̳̜̼̪͐͛̏s̶̠̪̥̗͚͓͔̆̑̇ ̶̘̠̻͓͈͈̯͍̣̯̦͂̀͑̆̉̌̈́̊̑̀̈́͜͝͝͝r̷̥̙͒ǫ̸̢̡̛̰̫̭̼̈́̾̓̒̃́̽̀̅̓͑͑͝͠ḇ̴̘̪͓͈͍̠̊̾b̵̮̣̫̩̣̭͇̾͊́̀͐͌̾́̄̃ẻ̸̛̙̍̈͌̿̑́͐͐̌̈́̂͠ḏ̵͖̻̼̋́͆͐̐.̶̧̨̙̬̳̼͙̹̳̥͍̔̌̿̚ͅͅ
M̷̙̮̻̗̤͔̦͓̠̘̙̂͝ì̸̢͓͔̰̭̫̼͚̬̑͝ͅs̸̨̡̛͖̖̖͖͑́͊̈̃͋̀͂͜s̶̨̲̩̠̓͆͝i̶̛͉̲̐̓̄̀̈͊̔̀̓̒͠ņ̵̫̜͇̘̼̙̼̦͎̪̺͚̳̋͂̇͋͜g̶̛̛̮͙̽̑͆͊̐̌̋̒̊̀̕͠͝N̴̰͈͔̬͎̍͊̑̆̍͒̃̑͛́̕͘͝Ơ̵̱̗͖̭͈̘̙̠̖̍̇̿͘͘͜.̷̢͇̮̤͚̹̩͕͕̰̹̓̅̒͒̿̿͂͠ ̷̼͚̟̥̤͕͇̌̂̅̋͐̈̎͑̀̂̓̔̌͘̕͜w̵̢̭̦͚̪͈͓̞̜̬̙͔̻͈̙͂̇͂̑͐̈́̇͒̒̚a̷̢̧̤̘͖͖̳̜̼̪͐͛̏s̶̠̪̥̗͚͓͔̆̑̇ ̶̘̠̻͓͈͈̯͍̣̯̦͂̀͑̆̉̌̈́̊̑̀̈́͜͝͝͝r̷̥̙͒ǫ̸̢̡̛̰̫̭̼̈́̾̓̒̃́̽̀̅̓͑͑͝͠ḇ̴̘̪͓͈͍̠̊̾b̵̮̣̫̩̣̭͇̾͊́̀͐͌̾́̄̃ẻ̸̛̙̍̈͌̿̑́͐͐̌̈́̂͠ḏ̵͖̻̼̋́͆͐̐.̶̧̨̙̬̳̼͙̹̳̥͍̔̌̿̚ͅͅ
M̷i̵s̸s̵i̸n̷g̸N̸O̶.̴ ̵w̸a̷s̵ ̵r̶o̴b̷b̵e̸d̶.̸
M̷̙̮̻̗̤͔̦͓̠̘̙̂͝ì̸̢͓͔̰̭̫̼͚̬̑͝ͅs̸̨̡̛͖̖̖͖͑́͊̈̃͋̀͂͜s̶̨̲̩̠̓͆͝i̶̛͉̲̐̓̄̀̈͊̔̀̓̒͠ņ̵̫̜͇̘̼̙̼̦͎̪̺͚̳̋͂̇͋͜g̶̛̛̮͙̽̑͆͊̐̌̋̒̊̀̕͠͝N̴̰͈͔̬͎̍͊̑̆̍͒̃̑͛́̕͘͝Ơ̵̱̗͖̭͈̘̙̠̖̍̇̿͘͘͜.̷̢͇̮̤͚̹̩͕͕̰̹̓̅̒͒̿̿͂͠ ̷̼͚̟̥̤͕͇̌̂̅̋͐̈̎͑̀̂̓̔̌͘̕͜w̵̢̭̦͚̪͈͓̞̜̬̙͔̻͈̙͂̇͂̑͐̈́̇͒̒̚a̷̢̧̤̘͖͖̳̜̼̪͐͛̏s̶̠̪̥̗͚͓͔̆̑̇ ̶̘̠̻͓͈͈̯͍̣̯̦͂̀͑̆̉̌̈́̊̑̀̈́͜͝͝͝r̷̥̙͒ǫ̸̢̡̛̰̫̭̼̈́̾̓̒̃́̽̀̅̓͑͑͝͠ḇ̴̘̪͓͈͍̠̊̾b̵̮̣̫̩̣̭͇̾͊́̀͐͌̾́̄̃ẻ̸̛̙̍̈͌̿̑́͐͐̌̈́̂͠ḏ̵͖̻̼̋́͆͐̐.̶̧̨̙̬̳̼͙̹̳̥͍̔̌̿̚ͅͅ

[BONUS] In Unison

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Character Represented: TiKToK

Disappointed after losing an unnamed competition we're 100% sure you totally haven't heard of, Kesha decided to drop her career as a musician and instead, make videos on TikTok. It was pathetic, but now she's back, and to our surprise, she's a lot stronger. The immeasurable power she gained while on the platform manifested into a stand,「TIK TOK」. Whether this duo is a hit, or a miss, will be decided by this tournament.

Sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Songs used:
senzawa (prod. Jammy Beatz) - oki doki boomer (Tik Tok)

Okie BOOMER KEKW #Bernie2020✨

Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
Touhou 13.5: Hopeless Masquerade - The Lost Emotion (Touhou)

The Lost Emotion

Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

Creepa? Yeah, man! DJ Creepa, known for his hit song "MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP," he has since struggled to find popularity in the modern age. If Herobrine and CaptainSparklez get all this attention, why shouldn't he? Creepers are the face of Minecraft after all, not some outdated creepypasta. Vote DJ Creepa for an explosion of nostalgia and video game rap!

Sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
Super Mario RPG - Battle Against An Armed Boss (Frequently used by Minecraft Youtubers, its used in like every other FitMC video)
The Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (Explosions)
SFX used: 
FitMC - Intro
FitMC - "The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"

Battle Against An Armless Boss

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/dreemstrider, https://twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Rick & Morty, Jack Skellington

Ever wonder what would happen to Rick and Morty in a zombie apocalypse? Let's say their portal gun broke, and the only place they could ever get the resources to rebuild one would be in Canada. How would Rick and Morty fair on The Death Road to Canada? Perhaps this track may give you an idea of how they'd interact throughout the scenario...

Rick & Morty's sourcelist:
- Sources licensed by or appearing on Adult Swim (Duck Game, King of The Hill, Nuclear Throne, Too Many Cooks, Aqua Team Hunger Force, etc.)
- Songs that appear in Rick & Morty (For The Damaged Coda, Can You Feel It, Hurt, X Gon Give It To Ya, etc.)
- Songs related to science (Bill Nye the Science Guy, 145 Poodles, Science Blaster, etc.)
- Sources relating adult cartoons (The Nutshack, Futurama, Southpark, etc.)

Jack Skellington's sourcelist:
- Songs associated with the Christmas season (You’re A Mean One, All I Want For Christmas, Carol of The Bells, Deck The Halls, Frosty The Snowman, etc.)
- Songs relating Halloween and the “spooky monsters” commonly associated with it (Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Kyun! Vampire Girl, Spooky Scary Skeletons, songs from the Plants Vs. Zombies franchise, etc.)
- Songs appearing in or relating to Tim Burton films (Songs relating The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Sweeney Todd, Batman (1989), Edward Scissorhands, etc.)

Songs used:
Death Road to Canada - Frankenstein Goes to Jamaica/Theme of a Broken Car (Undead/Halloween Monsters)
DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya (Songs appearing on Rick & Morty)
Blonde Redhead - For The Damaged Coda (Songs appearing on Rick & Morty)
Rick & Morty - Opening Theme

God Dammit, Morty! You Broke The Car

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Jack Skellington

The Pumpkin King arrives, alone and independent, to compete in Par Airlines' Temporary Flight Attendant! Jack Skellington's a master in evoking such a fear, but he'll also make some tracks to spread the holiday cheer! From Christmas carols and sleigh bells, to spooky ghosts and zombie smells...Vote for this bonehead, to represent the undead, great monster-mashups to hear, to make Christmas last all year!

Sources:
- Songs associated with the Christmas season (You’re A Mean One, All I Want For Christmas, Carol of The Bells, Deck The Halls, Frosty The Snowman, etc.)
- Songs relating Halloween and the “spooky monsters” commonly associated with it (Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Kyun! Vampire Girl, Spooky Scary Skeletons, songs from the Plants Vs. Zombies franchise, etc.)
- Songs appearing in or relating to Tim Burton films (Songs relating The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Sweeney Todd, Batman (1989), Edward Scissorhands, etc.)

Songs used:
Nintendo 3DS (Ashley's Halloween Theme) - Halloween Dream (Halloween/Spooky Monsters)
The Nightmare Before Christmas - This Is Halloween (Halloween/Spooky Monsters)
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Ashley's Song (Halloween/Spooky Monsters)
iDOLM@STER 2 - Kyun! Vampire Girl (Halloween/Spooky Monsters)

Ashley's Halloween

Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̶̡̛̘̰̘̹̠͆̍͂͊̑̅̓͋͛̅̈́͛̊̄͆͑̆̊̍̓̄̆̋̆̉̄̅̊́̕̚̚͘͝͝͠A̵̧̢̢̨̛̩̠̳͎͈̹̞̟͕̝͖̖͍̖͖̬̭̬͇͇͍̠͒̈̀͒͐̊̅̅̉̏͝͠͝ͅͅL̴̨̡̦̰͚̼̫͈̥͖̜̖͔̜̭̗̣̰̮͎̤̞͍͍̦͚̗͓̮͍̲̣̜͇̳̺͚̼̹̭̤̜͗͒͑͆̾̃͂̄͒̔͒̑̈͊̊̾͑̓̉̓̍̍̉̈̔͂͊͑̎̆̇͆͆̈́̂͛͊̀̀̈́̚͝ͅͅĢ̷̛̝͕̬̙͖̘͈̜̟̯͙̹̳̞̳̤̳̠̭̉̊̓̋̈́̊̍̐̂͗͑̉̓͂̑̃̾̆̋̅̅̑̈́̏͋̋͊̈͗͒́̌̈́̄̋̀̂̅̈́̾͐͂͘͝A̷̡̧̢̢̨̦͔͎͈̯̤̮̠̗̬̼̩̹͎̬̞̙̘̝̪̼̳͍̯͎̪̩͈͉̲̩̮̜̝̭̥̼̖̯̹͕̪̝͇̲͙̼͛̆̊̒͆̃͊͊́̔͗͂́̔̌̔̏͋̍͂̌̎̾͌͛̉̾͋̑͒̏̀̔͗̈̽̅͒̆͊͌̍̓̋̅̊̔̑͗̕͜͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅŖ̴̧̳̫̥̯̬͖͇̙̦̝̰͔̦̟͓̮̫̥͖͇̯̖̣̥̼̯̟̠̜̱̗̼̬̲̪̮̞͙̟̮̙̹̘͖̱̣̻̟̰̟̜̀̐̈́̀̔
Ḣ̸̛̛̭͉͎̭͈̻̣͓̼̃̏̽́̐̍̔̌̋̍͂̒̿͛́͂̈́͂̎̇̉͗̃́͗͊̈́̆́̋̽̀̒̓̕̚̕͠Ę̵̛̛̟͉̠͔̟̭̘̪͖͈̜̘̙̪̻͔̺̝͙̠̥̜͇͔̪̒̋̓̌͌̋̾͑̃̀̉̓̋̎̈́͌͑̉̈́͊̾͋̈́́͑͆̄͆̈́̏͛̄̋̏̆̊̌͋̇̆͋̄͆̂͊̃͛̾̾͒͒̚͠͠͝͠͝͝ ̶̢̨̡̧̧̢̱͕̙͉̱̥̻̞̭̘͚̥̣̩͇̞̥͚̜̮͈̩̬̝͖̹̜͚̗͉̺̙̰̞̻̪̪̣͇̭̗̙̠̤̱͓̪̂̾̉̽͊̍͊̆̈́͘͠͝Č̴̡̢̛̛̛̛̛̯̬̞̳̲͍͇̙̠̱̰̺̱̥̗̥̟̯̬̙̤̜̱̦̱͈͕̬̫͈͍̯̖̹̦̬̹͕̖̯͎̜̟̣̭̰̦̳̺̝̾̒̽̈́̉̆͒͒̑͛̀͊̊̌̐̌̊͊͛͗̔̉͆̑́͑̽̀̂̈́̑̈̃͋̄͊̽̈́͊͗͐̾̐̾̿̑̒̆̚̕͠͠͝͝Ǫ̸̜̥̫̰̣̖̘̟͍̭̲̹̗͔͚̼̠̮̖̮͚̜͍̥͉͓͎̝͉̙̘̖̹̗̩͍͔̩̠̭̎͜͜ͅͅM̴̡̢̡̢̡̡̡̧̨̲͎̙̭̩̻̗̖̰̬͓͓̳͍̮̙̲̖̩̟͎̱͕̞̼̠̼̯̼̬̝̩͇̙͕̞̼̭̦̖̬̦̲̘̄̇͗̈́͌̏̾̅́̿͆̌̓̔́͐̉̀̆̀̇̈͊̈̋̊̈̋͛̇͌͂̉̿̚̕̚̚̕̚͜͜͜͝͝͠͝ͅȨ̷̧̧̢̹̝̻̬̙̘͙͍͎̩̬̪̙͕̺͖̠̙͔̭͓̻͎̠̫̰͈͉̪̣̀̃́̋͜͜͜͜͝͠ͅS̷̢̨̡̘͚̣͕̹̥̙͕̳̭͍̳̮͔̜̭̘̝̖͙͊̀̈̇̑͊̈̂̽̂̿͐́̾̄͌͂̾̽̈́͗̈͐̾̃̌͆̇͊͊́̀̊́̃̀̽̚͜͝͠ͅ
Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Ẕ̶̈́A̵̛̝Ḻ̴̢͌G̷̨͓̈́͋A̸͚̓͠R̸̢̜͛̿ ̷̙̈̈́ͅŴ̷̭I̴̛̥̒L̴̘̝̂L̵͓͘ ̵͖́B̶̺̊͒ͅE̵͇̬͆́ ̷̗̻̾̌Y̷͚͑͘Ô̴̩̘Ú̷̘̣̒R̶͈͕̂̏ ̷̤͂͝F̵̱̏L̸̻̒̇I̸̲̋͜G̷̳̹̕H̴̨̭̅̚T̸̻͝ ̶͎͇͒A̶̡̙̐͗T̸͉͉̑T̴͔͍͂̊Ę̴̝̆N̶͜͝D̷̡͘A̶̤͔̔̍N̷̠̾̓T̴͉͚͛.̶̧͑
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍
Į̴̨̡͙̖͈̘̳̰̳̝͕̈̓̐̽͐̎̿̎͗̊̀͑͑͠ͅ ̶̡̡̢̛̲̯͙͚̫̹̺̘̖̖͍̠͎̲̪̲̳͓̱̥̫̥̭̤̪̝͎̰̫̮̦̗͍͎͕̫̣͉̎͒͆̾͑̄̓̋̀̎̅͒̉̀͠ͅǍ̴͇͇̣̳͍̪͍͇̳̳̳̉̔̅̅͋́̅̔́̑̔͗͌̊͑̄͋̃́̐͑̌̈́̊̆̕͠ͅM̴̨̨̢̧̢̢̫̗̹̫̣̗̘̥͓̤̳̳̣̺̻̙̖̗͇̜̫̦͖͖͇͙̳̯̼̬̼̣̟̥̠̜̥̮͚͕̰̓́́̔̐̎͐̀́̍̃̎̿͌̆͆́̂̀̏́̚͜͝ͅͅͅ ̵̧̢̨̢̡̛͓̦̲͚̠̜̹̣̰̰̯̳̲̟̰͔̹̯̤͇̮̱̳̞͚̠̗͕̞̥̫̘̥̯̻͍̬͓̗͉͇̥͇̺̹̹̲̀̽͂̎͂̆͒́̍̑̊̂͒́̔͆́̾̾́͐̈̓͜͝͝Ǵ̵̨͕̣̥̝̤̰̤͚͔͉̥̱̘̳̼̘͇̰͎̻̟̥̗̦̣̩͉͓̲̮̞͍̣̮͈̼̘͎̻̰̮͚̭̞̦̬͎̤̓̾̾̈́̅̆͂̇͛͌͌͂̅̈̎̃̂͆̋̆͆̀͋̏̃̕̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅǪ̷̢̨̨̮̮̰͓̘͓̟͈͇̳͙͍̹͉̜͎̠̭͙͎͍̩̩̠̙̝̞̪̣͍̫͈͕̝̰̜̖̟͉̖͔̭̮͇̮͎͊͋̒̄̾̾̓̅̏̑͗̍̔̋̄̾̍̈́̾͊̌̓͐̈́̌͗̈́̉͑̚̕͘͠͝͝D̸̡̧̡̺͖̥̠͖̩͖̞͕̼͚͖̗̭̻͈̖̫͕͓̫͍͔̩̣̲̬̭͚̣͎̓̇̔̎̍̂͐̉̓͂̓̐̀̐̄͑̈́̍͌́̄͂͌̍̋͐̔̋͊̂́̓̆̾̿͘͠͝
Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)
C̶A̷N̶ ̷Y̸O̶U̴ ̷H̴E̶A̷R̸ ̵M̶E̵?̶
Songs used:
UNDERTALE - But Nobody Came (Creepy Moment)
Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepy Moment/Creepypasta)
Here Comes Garfield
Here comes Garfield
Watch out for Garfield
Wä̳̠̭t͖̏ch̗̫͐ o̯̣͆u͉̲͕t̞ ̤̜͈for G͓̬͑a̠̣r͍f̘̥͙iͭe͖ͬĺ̙d
W̙̠̱atc̹̰̱ḫ̺̪͌ ̙̫̭ouͥt͒̀͛ ͚̬͚f̮̖͔o̥͖̺r ̑̂͗G̼̞̼a̱rf͖̹͖i͑̍͂e̤̩͈l̬͈̬d͓̩͔
W̵̡̯A̸̛͒T̅̐̂C̲̳̮H ̷͟Ö́͑̍U͉͖͈T ͟҉̙̗̣F̢̢̱O̻͕̯R̡͚͎ ̳͍̹G̯̳̼A̤͇̭Ṛ̘͎̤F̵͖̟IE̶̮̫Lͮͣ͒D
W̸̆ͫAT̄ͨ̂C̹̗͓H̶ͦ̔ ͖ͪO̸͈͖UT FOŖ GARFȊELD

The Song That Will End The World

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DRACULOAF: You think your rhymes are hot? Well, try this bowl of delicious curry!
JACK: Pff, yea right. Like we'd fall for that one. Will, what are you-
WILL: Ahhh, that's hot! That's hot!

Ding! Reject Rumble’s second match has been cooked up, and it’s sponsored by none other than the one and only rap battle group, EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!! Featuring the four-star chef of the cursed castle with their cooking gear in hand, it’s DRACULOAF!! And on the other corner, the comedian with a Blue Apron sponsor and a magical genie from an infamous musical, REWIND TIME!! Following in the footsteps of Gordan Ramsey and Julia Child, it’s a total food fight in here! Who won? Who’s next? YOU DECIDE!

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Track by @lilcargoshort.
Art by @slider64.
Writing by @slider64 & @mrjazzgotbored.
Character Represented: RewindTime, Count Draculoaf
Tournament Origin - Rave Week, Mashup Week

COUNT DRACULOAF
- Songs from Metroidvania games, excluding Hollow Knight
(Castlevania, Super Metroid, Iconoclasts)
- Songs used in cursed image compilations or "cursed"/absurd media
(Don't forget to feed your Neopets, Bonfire, Be Faithful, It Burns! Burns! Burns!)
- Songs relating to vampires
(DIO's Theme, Bloody Tears, Vampire Blues)
- Songs relating to food, eating, or cooking
(Eat It, Lemon Demon Discography, Cooking Mama OST)

REWINDTIME
- Songs relating to theatre
(Songs in Hamilton, Battleblock Theater, Cats)
- Songs from media featuring Jacksfilms and Will Smith, as well as songs from their collaborators
(Men In Black, Shark Tale, Suicide Squad)
(YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS #85, We're All Just Assholes Talking to a Camera, Songs made by Dan Bull)
- Songs featuring comedy artists or from comedy-themed media (NO PARODIES)
(Songs by Bo Burnham, Seinfeld, Ninja Sex Party)
- Songs featured or used in official YouTube Rewinds
(Señorita, Turn Down For What, Gangnam Style)

Sources:
ERB - Gordon Ramsey VS Julia Child (RT - Comedy, Draculoaf - Cooking)
Hamilton - Alexander Hamilton (RT - Theater)
Migos - Stir Fry (Draculoaf - Food)
Schoolboy Q - Collard Greens (Draculoaf - Food)
Pikotaro - PPAP (Draculoaf - Absurd Media, Food / RT - Youtube Rewind)
DJ Snake, Lil Jon - Turn Down For What (RT - Youtube Rewind)
Will Smith - Switch (RT - Will Smith)
Siivagunner - My Salsa (RT - Comedy, Draculoaf - Food)
D.R.A.M. - Broccoli (Draculoaf - Food)
Hamilton - Cabinet Battle #1 (RT - Theater)
50 cent - In Da Club (RT - Will Smith Media [Used in Shark Tales])
Castlevania II - Bloody Tears (Draculoaf - Metroidvanias, Vampires)
Dwayne Johnson - You're Welcome (Cursed Image Compilations)
j-hope - Chicken Noodle Soup (RT - Youtube Rewind, Draculoaf - Food)
Will Smith - That's Hot (RT - Will Smith, Youtube Rewind)
Hamilton - Ten Duel Commandments (RT - Theater)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Draculoaf - Cursed Image Compilations)
Bo Burnham - Words Words Words (RT - Comedy, Draculoaf - Absurd Media)
Loco Loco - It Burns (Draculoaf - Absurd Media, Food)

Join the discord at discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

[ R1M2 ] EPIC COOKOFF OF HISTORY

Track: @bluez04
Character Art: twitter.com/DrawinDev
Character Represented: Mordecai and Rigby

- Songs from Cartoon Network properties
(Party Tonight, Here Comes a Thought, Time Adventure)
- Licensed music featured in Regular Show
(Working for the Weekend, Through the Fire and the Flames, Heroes)
- Songs in the Synthwave genre
(Nightcall, Anarchy Road, Tech Noir)
- Songs related to birds and raccoons
(Three Little Birds, When Doves Cry, Rocket Raccoon's Theme)

Sources Used:
I'm the Bomb - Pidgeon John (Cartoon Network)
Main Theme - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)
Intro - Destroy Build Destroy (Cartoon Network)
Countown - Hole in the Wall (Cartoon Network)
Running Errands With My Mom - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)
Bad Luck Rap - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)
So What! - Incredible Crew (Cartoon Network)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
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I make playlist of music from your music tournament (Mashup Week, Temporary Flight Attendant,...)

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