Bullies

Another Jingle Collection Sampler from the archives of Radio Jingles Online.com.

Stations featured include Atlantic 252, BBC Radio 2, KQMQ and many more.

NEW: RJO Jingle Collection Sampler #5 - 27 06 22

I sense that its too late
You slap me in the face 
We just know that you can make
About anything 
A place thats too busy
All the things that would shock me
I won't fight for your somethings
Anymore

Would sell your soul 
Be a way to turn around 
You were enough
To me
I saw your sign
I let them bother me
Would kill to make something
Thats good

What's enough 
Or do you want what it feels like
To live your life
Stress free 
I feel like 
You followed me while noone there
To make me cry
So high

F(ol)lower

(Track and improved outfit by Plasman @plasmaan. True form by MS360 @mate-rodriguez.)

PREVIOUSLY... https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals/rats-lla
???: (yawn) You two finally got here. Here let me get the lights, I can’t see a thing. 
(With a snap of fingers, the room illuminates.)
GARFIELD: Just kidding! ł ₴ɆɆ ɆVɆⱤɎ₮Ⱨł₦₲.
HAT KID: Kitty!
GARFIELD: 🅟🅔🅣 🅜🅔 🅐🅝🅓 🅘 🅦🅘🅛🅛 🅢🅣🅡🅐🅝🅖🅛🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅦🅘🅣🅗 🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅞🅦🅝 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅢🅣🅘🅝🅔🅢
(Hat Kid scoffs and curses under her breath.)
HAT KID: I'd like to see you try...
FARQUAAD: Who are you? And how do we leave this pit of despair? It feels like I’ve been walking on the Sun this entire time.
GARFIELD: Awww, really? Gee, I tried to cater this area exclusively to you two. 
HAT KID: Can you let us go now? We've got to go back up and fight Chair!
GARFIELD: That pile of cinder wood? He's got a few planks loose, if you know what I mean. I’ll deal with that appliance when OUR business is finished first. 
FARQUAAD: What is this “business” that you “have” with “us”?
GARFIELD: Ah, Lord Farquaad of Duloc. I’ve been watching you during this tournament. And I understand that winning this tournament will give you a LOT of POWER, wouldn’t you agree?
FARQUAAD: Yes, yes! It’s why I agreed to participate, of course! 
GARFIELD: Now, you’ve been knocked out of the tournament AND denied from the loser’s bracket! This must make you VERY angry, right?
FARQUAAD: Yes...I could have beat that senile old man and that ogre of a man with ease! That victory should have been MINE!
HAT KID: >:/
GARFIELD: Now, what if I told you I could give you that power AND THEN SOME right now?
FARQUAAD: You mean it? 
GARFIELD: Sure thing, Lyma—er—Farquaad. All you would have to do is swear your allegiance to me. 
FARQUAAD: All that power...feline, I accept your offer!
HAT KID: Nooooo don’t do it!!!! D:
FARQUAAD: Sorry, girl, but that’s an offer I cannot refuse!
HAT KID: Farquaaaaaaad...
(Hat Kid gives Farquaad puppy eyes.) 
FARQUAAD: ...I’m sorry. Well, my newfound ally, do your thing and give me this power!
GARFIELD: Good choice! 
(Garfield snaps his fingers and Farquaad is briefly engulfed in a blue light. When the dust settles, Farquaad has been turned into a ghost!)
FARQUAAD: This feels weird. Wait a minute, am I DEAD?!
GARFIELD: Well, kinda. You’ve been turned into a spirit, but you are still alive. Now you can fly through walls and do the unimaginable. Talk about power. 
FARQUAAD: Really?
(He starts to levitate and fly around the room.)
FARQUAAD: Hahahaha! This is truly amazing!
GARFIELD: Well, that’s settled. Don’t worry Hat Kid, I’ve got a plan for you.
(Garfield snaps his fingers. A pentagram appears in thin air and glows around Hat Kid.)
HAT KID: Wh-- hey!
(In a flash she jump dives to the edge of the pentagram only to end up bonking into an invisible wall. As she lands, she get's lifted up in the air! She swings her parasol rapidly, but nothing can escape the cat's psychic grasp.)
HAT KID: Farquaad! Ĥ̴̘e̶͙̊ḽ̶̇p̸͕͋ ̷̖́m̶͎̂e̴̺͌ o̷u̷t̷ ̷h̷e̷r̷e̷!̷!!
FARQUAAD: ...
HAT KID: bruh 
(The pentagram blasts a stream of bright purple light, illuminating the basement dungeon with a deep hue. The light subsides, revealing Hat Kid has become a dark shade of purple! Her presence seems to glitch out the time space continuum!)
H̴A̴T̴ ̶K̸I̵D̸:̶ ̸B̴e̶c̵o̴m̷e̴ ̵o̵n̵e̶ ̶w̶i̸t̸h̷ ̸t̴h̵e̴ ̵f̴i̷r̴e̴!̷ ̶H̵e̴e̶h̷e̸e̸h̴e̷e̷!̵
FARQUAAD: Hmmm...I like this new Hat Kid! Now what do we do?
GARFIELD: Chair’s still got two more loser lackeys to throw at the contestants. We wait for them, give them the treatment I gave your friend, and then... ʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜ... w̺͘ͅe̮ͭ͝ show that chair ̺̆ͅwh̴o's boss.
FAQUAAD: Yes, of course!
(Garfield, Hat Kid and Farquaad laugh maniacally. )
GARFIELD: Alright. Now how about we get something to eat? I'm up for some KILLER lasagna. 
FARQUAAD: Indeed!

Wandering Through Dread - Tragic Shadowy Foes

Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Seaside Dream - BlackY(Water-Based Environments)
DNCE - Cake by The Ocean (Water-Based Environments)
Ween - Ocean Man (Water-Based Environments)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity/Virulence)

SFX used:
Pufferfish - Eugh (eugh)

Dreams By The Ocean

Track by: @pinewithsun
Art by: https://twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Jack Skellington

The Pumpkin King arrives, alone and independent, to compete in Par Airlines' Temporary Flight Attendant! Jack Skellington's a master in evoking such a fear, but he'll also make some tracks to spread the holiday cheer! From Christmas carols and sleigh bells, to spooky ghosts and zombie smells...Vote for this bonehead, to represent the undead, great monster-mashups to hear, to make Christmas last all year!

Sources:
- Songs associated with the Christmas season (You’re A Mean One, All I Want For Christmas, Carol of The Bells, Deck The Halls, Frosty The Snowman, etc.)
- Songs relating Halloween and the “spooky monsters” commonly associated with it (Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Kyun! Vampire Girl, Spooky Scary Skeletons, songs from the Plants Vs. Zombies franchise, etc.)
- Songs appearing in or relating to Tim Burton films (Songs relating The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Sweeney Todd, Batman (1989), Edward Scissorhands, etc.)

Songs used:
Danny Elfman - Beetlejuice Main Titles (Burton)
Beetlejuice (1988) Soundclips (Burton)
Beetlejuice: The Musical - The Whole Being Dead Thing Pt. 2 (Burton)
Beetlejuice Cartoon (1989) (Burton)
In The Hall Of The Mountain King

Third Time's The Charm

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: @https://soundcloud.com/serpentsnivy
Art by: https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok, twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Bec Noir, Jack Skellington

Somebody is losing their job today, as one of our planners just wrote "Jack" in the characters that could use another track. This caused an argument between Bec Noir & Jack Skellington, as legally, Bec's name is Jack and that is what he is listed as in the system. Jack was willing to compromise but Bec wanted the track to himself. After stabbing Skellington approximately twenty three times in the chest, Bec eventually realized it was ineffective and reluctantly obliged to the collaboration. Bec is a lone wolf, but he's not going to waste his time on someone who is already dead, not yet, at least.
Also, we bribed him with a Scooby Snack.

Jack Skellington's sourcelist:
- Songs associated with the Christmas season (You’re A Mean One, All I Want For Christmas, Carol of The Bells, Deck The Halls, Frosty The Snowman, etc.)
- Songs relating Halloween and the “spooky monsters” commonly associated with it (Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Kyun! Vampire Girl, Spooky Scary Skeletons, songs from the Plants Vs. Zombies franchise, etc.)
- Songs appearing in or relating to Tim Burton films (Songs relating The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Sweeney Todd, Batman (1989), Edward Scissorhands, etc.)

Bec Noir's sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
-Frozen Hillside Zone - Sonic Robo Blast 2 (Winter Season)
-Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men (Dogs)
-Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice (Winter Season)
-Pump - Valentino Khan (Mafia)
-Sunsetter - Homestuck (Homestuck)

I Won't Jack Down

Track by: Vincent Mashups (www.youtube.com/channel/UCDTHZCJJETSrFmoU9iZFPtw)
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/demencion
Characters Represented: TiKToK, John Madden

After recording "Blaze Boyz," these two decided to make one last track. John Madden took a bit more of the lead here, as the fast-paced style of their last track really wore him out. It was somewhat new for the duo, but they enjoyed taking it easy for once. 
The future's looking somewhat grim for the two... if they could adjust to work with John, can they adjust to work with their next opponents? The outcome is What you make it, a hit or miss, if you will.  

TiKToK's sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Super Mario Galaxy OST - Gusty Garden Galaxy (John Madden)
Powfu - death bed (TiKToK)
Various Mario Galaxy Voice Lines (John Madden)
CallMeCarson Crying (TiKToK)

Game Over ~ The Galaxy's Death Bed

Track Name: Grinding the Boonline ~ Bracket Delta
Arrangement: Bluez @bluez04
Original Composer: Hideki Naganuma, Laura Shigihara, Daft Punk, Manabu Namiki, Ari Pulkkinen, Toby Turner, LilDeuceDeuce, Noriyuki Iwadare, Keith Power, ♟☠  ʲ𝕦Ňｉ𝒸𝓱𝐈 ᗰα丂υĐά  🐨☯, Erik "Jit" Scheele, Ace of Base, Masato Nakamura, Lemon Demon, BigBlueBubble, B⃞    l⃞    i⃞    n⃞    k⃞     1⃞    8⃞    2⃞
Character Represented: Zeke, Hanahaki Harmony, Mammott, Incredibox, Matt, Handsome Jack, Tobuscus Stark, ₛCₚ₋₁₇₃
Artwork: Thomass @cheezyvevo

As the battle is near another bracket enters the limelight....

Zeke vs Hanahaki Harmony [W R1 M13]
Mammott vs Incredibox [W R1 M14]
Matt Hargreaves vs Handsome Jack [W R1 M15]
Tobuscus Stark vs S̵̢̥̗̲̺͙͓̳̹̠͍̮̯̹̑͋̈́͐̚C̴̢͙̝͖̝̩̜͚̜̦̈́̽̅͒̍́̎́͛̃͝P̷̢̥̞͇̯͈̠̱̰̱̳̤̻͖̹̐̿͐͂͑̈́̓̋͗̂̊̚̚͝-̵̡̬̼͙͈̞͆͒͑̇͂ͅ1̷͚̥̩̘͔̫̖̰̿͋͠7̶̢̛̘̦͍̱̳͕̀̌̓̓̊̑͊̎͊̂͒̏̕3̷͖͓͇̄̈́̈́ [W R1 M16]

These battles will take place here:
@repost-reprise-2

Grinding the Boonline ~ Bracket Delta

Track by: Mr404(@forbesthecomputer)
Art by: Bowser
Characters Represented: Dead Air

Garfield: Why do we continue to get these asinine tracks?  We are supposed to be instilling fear into those who listen!
Max: My apologies, it would appear that my salsa i-i-i-is just too spicy.

∂𝔻Ď𝕕𝐃𝔡𝐝ⓓⓓ๔∂O NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST YOUR TELEVISION SET. Dual brodcasted from WTTW-TV 11 & WCLV-TV 58, Dead Air has hijacked themselves into the tournament! Max Headroom and the M̴̩̂O̷̠͠O̴͒̓Ǹ̶̏ ̷̨̒Ő̴̢P̸͖̓E̶̱̿Ń̶̀ ̸̡̈Y̸͂̃Ò̵̀Ŭ̴͘R̶̠̂ ̸͗͊E̴͉̾Ỳ̴̕E̷̪̾S̷̺̉ ̶͗̃Ǒ̶̢P̴̋̚Ë̵́͛N̷̾͑ ̶̊͑T̴̈́̈H̵́͠E̶̱͑M̵̗̐ ̵̩͠L̸̐̆O̷̫̿O̵̲͊Ķ̵̍ ̸̌̀Ö̷͝U̶̦͋T̴̲͝S̶̏͗Ḯ̴̡D̵̅͝E̶͖̓ no one in particular have joined together to dominate, you frick’n nerds! 12.25 for entrance? No way! Fellow contenders beware..

Songs related to robots, VHS, and news channels
(Mr. Roboto, Paranoid Android, Jack Stauber songs with music videos, 31 Minutos theme)
Songs about/related to the moon and stars
(Ducktales Moon theme, Bad Moon Rising, Man On The Moon,)
(Counting Stars, Shooting Stars)
Songs from Eminem’s discography
(‘Til I Collapse, Rap God, The Real Slim Shady)
Songs used in Local58
(Entering Graciously, Contingency, I Concentrate On You)

Songs Used:
Toby Fox - Death By Glamour (Robots)
Eminem - Lose Yourself (Eminem)
D12 - My Band (Eminem)
Eminem ft. Rihanna - The Monster (Eminem)
Eminem - Rap God (Eminem)
Eminem ft. Nate Dogg - Shake That (Eminem)

Death By Salsa

Mashup: @dat-dreem-dafeendear

The Midnight Crew (Hearts Boxcars, Diamonds Droog, Spades Slick, Clubs Deuce)

-Music from Homestuck and any other Andrew Hussie work (The Ballad of Jack Noir, Sburban Jungle, Showtime)
(Hiveswap, Problem Sleuth, Paradox Space)

-Crime syndicates and hitmen (The Hitman Series, The Yakuza Series, Beastars)

-Media that makes frequent use of card suits, as well as related to card games traditionally played with a standard deck (Super Mario RPG, Four Suits, Poker Face)

-Noir-themed media (This Gun for Hire, Psycho-Pass, L.A. Noire)

-Songs by Eddie Morton (I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew, You Ain't Talking to Me, The Oceana Roll)

Art by: dreem!

Songs Used:

I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew - Homestuck (Full House)
Liquid Negrocity - The Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Crime & Hitmen/Card Suits)
Black - Homestuck (Homestuck/Crime & Hitmen/Card Suits)
Dave Rap - Octopimp (Homestuck)
Like A Huss - Octopimp (Homestuck)
Beatdown (Strider Style) - Homestuck (Homestuck)
Sburban Jungle - Homestuck Vol. 4 (Homestuck)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Crime syndicates & Hitmen)
WILD SIDE - BEASTARS (Crime syndicates & Hitmen)
3 Nights - Dominic Fike (Offsource, previously general nightlife)
NIGHT RUNNING (Offsource, previously general nightlife)
Rawest Forest - Super Mario RPG (Card Suits)
Forest Maze - Super Mario RPG (Card Suits)

NIGHTSIDE

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Third Time's The Charm

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