Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator - Smashing Windshields
Various Game Theorist SFX (Related to Five Night's at Freddy's, taken only from FNaF videos)
Oasis - Wonderwall (Used by Neil Cicierega in Mouth albums)
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 - Death Minigame SFX 
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone
Smash Mouth - All Star (Used by Neil Cicierega in Mouth albums)

THE ONE THAT SAVES ME

I Like Cartoons, Movies, Videogames and King for Another Day Tourney's.

I make music - remixes, [High-Quality Rips], maybe [Absolutely Nothing!!]. Idk. 🏳️‍⚧️

Future Covers:
- All Tomorrows (Underfell)
- Vs. A Monster (Underswap)

"image in if bones were real ha ha ha send text."
- Me

Still tourneykid, somehow more of a loser
Discord: @makemihomuurarozie

I write sometimes. Sometimes I'll show up in tourney lore. 

also known as joy_x3/h4untedh0use
discord: h4untedh0use_

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)
 
Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

You STILL haven't GOTTEN SONIC????????????????????????
(she/they)

THE ONE THAT SAVES ME

Temporary Flight Attendant: First Class ARCHIVE 2