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Welcome to Temporary Flight Attendant, a Par Airlines brand KFAD inspired tournament! 16 contestants duke it out in this double-elimination tournament with mashups and arrangements of familiar songs, in hopes of getting an excessive amount of extra tracks made for them after this tournament ends. For more information and updates on the tourney and how you can contribute to it, consider joining our Discord server. We wish to make it a fun place to hang out for the wonderful people of the SoundClown community, and would love to see you there!
https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

Introducing Temporary Flight Attendant! (Read Desc.)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Koji Kondo - Dire Dire Docks (Water Level)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Fish/Other Sea Creatures)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Dire Dire Tox

Listen to a remake of this track here! : https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82/marble-soda-remake

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82
Character Represented: TiKToK

Disappointed after losing an unnamed competition we're 100% sure you totally haven't heard of, Kesha decided to drop her career as a musician and instead, make videos on TikTok. It was pathetic, but now she's back, and to our surprise, she's a lot stronger. The immeasurable power she gained while on the platform manifested into a stand,「TIK TOK」.  Whether this duo is a hit, or a miss, will be decided by this tournament.

Sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Songs used: 
Y2K & bbno$ - Lalala (Tik Tok)
Shawn Wasabi - Marble Soda [OFFSOURCE]
Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug (Ke$ha)
iLOVEFRiDAY - MiA KHALiFA (Tik Tok)
Soulja Boy Tell'em  - Pretty Boy Swag (Tik Tok)
Joji - SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK (Tik Tok)
Pitbull ft. Ke$ha - Timber (Ke$ha)
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (Tik Tok)
PewDiePie, Roomie, & Boyinaband - Congratulations [OFFSOURCE]
Dawin ft. R City - Bikini Body (TikTok)
Kesha - Little Bit Of Love (Ke$ha)
Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Tik Tok)

Marble Soda

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
BlackY - Seaside Dream(Water-Based Environments)
Splatoon - Calamari Inkantation (Sea Creatures)

Seaside Dream

Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Seaside Dream - BlackY(Water-Based Environments)
DNCE - Cake by The Ocean (Water-Based Environments)
Ween - Ocean Man (Water-Based Environments)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity/Virulence)

SFX used:
Pufferfish - Eugh (eugh)

Dreams By The Ocean

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Icarus - Madeon (Sports)
"Man Must Explore" (Space)
Counting Stars - OneRepublic (Space)
How I Beat Shaq - Aaron Carter (Sports)
Space Jam - Space Jam (Sports/Space)
Intergalactic - Beastie Boys (Space)
still feel - half-alive (Line used is space, rest of the song is offsource.)
Walkin' on the Sun - Smash Mouth (Space)
Airplanes - B.O.B ft. Haley Williams (Space)
Space Bound - Eminem (Space)
Fly Me to the Moon - Going Spaceward & ibrahim (Space)
Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots (Line used is space, rest of the song is offsource.)
Stars and Moons - Dizzy (Space)
"SPACE!" - Portal 2 (Space)
Space Oddity - David Bowie (Space)
I'm Not Your Daddy, I'm Your Grandpa - Biff Chitins (TTS)
"It's John Madden Time!" (TTS)

Man Must Explore

Track by: Deadhand#5384
Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
The Weeknd - The Hills Have Eyes (The Weekend)
Sally.exe - Hill (Creepypasta)
Minecraft - Disc 11 (Creepypasta)

The Hill Has Eyes

Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
Doki Doki Literature Club - Main Theme (Horror Game)
Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶/Lethargy)
Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepypasta/Creepy Moment)
SFX used:
Slender - Static Death
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Redead Screech (Creepy Moments)
Sonic.exe - Kefka Laugh (Creepypasta)
Garfielf - Various Voice Lines (G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶)

My Reality

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82
Art by: Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Die In A Fire - The Living Tombstone (FNAF)
Reaganomics - Lemon Demon
I Earn My Life - Lemon Demon
Really Cool Wig - Lemon Demon
A Mask of My Own Face - Lemon Demon
Soft Fuzzy Man - Lemon Demon
Man-Made Object - Lemon Demon
Sweet Bod - Lemon Demon
When He Died - Lemon Demon
Cabinet Man - Lemon Demon
As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It - Lemon Demon
Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon
No Eyed Girl - Lemon Demon

LEFT 2 BRRRN

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/cactusteam
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts

Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
Poppy - Voicemail (Experimental / Distorting)
Deltarune - THE WORLD REVOLVING (Chaos)
Gravity Falls Intro Theme (Gravity Falls)
Various Jevil SFX (Chaos)
Various Bill Cipher SFX (Gravity Falls)

DISTORTED VOICEMAIL

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gnirob
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/trans-rights
Character Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
snayk - growing on me (Flash source)
ParagonX9 - Chaoz Fantasy (Flash source)
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Flipnote source)
Dick Figures: The Movie OST (Nick Keller) - Paris Pursuit (Stick Figures source)

Growing Fantasy

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: @cactusteam
Art by: @dreemstrider, Anonymous
Characters Represented: King Slime, The Chaos Cohorts

Bill and Discord's plan to create chaos within the competition has already begun, and they've started by pissing off King Slime, calling him nicknames that brought him back to his younger days of being bullied by the stronger slimes. He's not having this again, so he challenged them to a "musical duel." Perhaps there isn't enough space to have a real duel on a plane, nor would it really be a fair match. Bill laughed at his petty challenge, but Discord insisted they go through with it as he's always had a knack for theater. Alas, Bill agreed, but only if he got to pick a majority of the songs, of course!

King Slime's sourcelist:
- Songs from Terraria and The Calamity Extra Music Mod (Boss 1, Corruption, Moonlord, Playing With Firepower, It Sees Everything, etc.)
- Songs from games in the Sandbox genre (Starbound, Rimworld, Lego Worlds, Don't Starve, etc.)
- Generic enemy and generic boss themes (Battle! Wild Pokemon, Come on Again! From Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Enemy Approaching from UNDERTALE, etc.)
- Songs related to royalty, ninjas and the color blue (ASGORE, Dancing Queen by ABBA, Blue by Eiffel 65, Katana Zero OST, etc.)

The Chaos Cohort's Sourcelist:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
100 Gecs - Money Machine (Experimental / Distorting)
Crypt Of the Necrodancer - King Conga Kappa (Royalty)
TheLivingTombstone - Discord (My Little Pony)
Magic Mirror SFX (Terraria)
Bill Cipher Dialogue (Gravity Falls)

Conga Machine

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: https://soundcloud.com/popopo_3
Art by: https://twitter.com/FangTheFreak0
Characters Represented: TiKToK, John Madden

These two popular picks have the most tracks of all the characters yet, so they decided to collaborate to make something "lit." Their outfits and general "get drunk and party" mindset made John a little uncomfortable, but after spending a bit of time with them, he began to see how strong these two were. He could see it in their eyes, the confidence, the motivation... it's not so different than some of the players he worked with in the past. After he was initially concerned for the well-being of the duo, he began to grow an understanding of some sorts. John Madden knows they're going to make it far, and he fully endorses the TiKToK team... but he's not afraid, and is prepared to show these youngsters who's the REAL boss!

TiKToK's sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
TiKToK - Cyndago - Blonde Boyz (TikTok)
John Madden - Danganronpa - DANGANRONPA (text-to-speech)
John Madden - Lethal League Blaze - Scream (sports)
Kirby Planet Robobot - Pristine Office March (offsource)
John Madden - C418 - Droopy Likes your Face (text-to-speech)
John Madden - Lethal League Blaze - Ordinary Days V2 (sports)

Blaze Boyz

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun), Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Comedy & Tragedy | Half Human, Half Machine

Reluctant to interact with the technological beasts of the future, Comedy & Tragedy may be knowledgeable in things like the internet and modern culture, yet they fear robots and AI. Realizing that a lot of their fans enjoy the work of these two as well, Comedy was eventually able to convince Tragedy that it would be beneficial to work with them, and it'd be fun to make fun of their stupid metal bodies of course! (Of course, that never happened, they were scared shitless of the robotic tyrants.) Springtrap was a surprisingly good sport, he was not intimidated by the two and was willing to work with them. He wasn't exactly friendly, but he wasn't that disrespectful either...but it won't always be like that. All a part of the plan, gain their trust. Cabinet Man grows hungrier by the minute, and Springtrap is growing tired. They held back when collaborating with these two, knowing it would give them more of a fighting chance against their first opponent, meaning they could finally get the remnant they need to keep fighting on.

Half Human, Half Machine's sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Comedy & Tragedy's sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Wild West/composed by Neil Cicierega)
Comedy & Tragedy: Lil Nas X (ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) - Old Town Road (Wild West)
Comedy & Tragedy: senzawa - i wanna be a cowboy (Wild West/Cowboys)

Wow Wow Road

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/mr-too-many-aus
Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)


Songs used:
Garfield Kart - Sneak-A-Peak (G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶)
Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (Fridays)
SFX used:
Minecraft - Cave Sounds (Creepy Moments)
Luna Game - Screamer Sound (Creepypasta)
meatsleep - ‡i‡n⁜g‡r‡a‡t‡e‡ (ARGs)

LAST MILLENNIUM

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/whole-punch
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts

Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
Miracle Musical - The Mind Electric (Internal Struggles/Disorienting)
Gravit Falls Theme (Gravity Falls)
Death Grips - Takyon (Experimental)
1000gecs - stupid horse (Experimental)
Death Grips - Guillotine (Experimental)
Kero Kero Bonito - Only Acting (Experimental/Internal Struggles)
Lemon Demon - S.A.D. (Internal Struggles)
Lemon Demon - Moon's Request (Gravity Falls)
Tally Hall - Spring And A Storm (Internal Struggles)
Lemon Demon - My Trains (Internal Struggles)
Eurobeat Brony - Discord (MLP)
The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist (Internal Struggles)
Loud Nigra
Tally Hall - Turn The Lights Off (Internal Struggles)
Bill Cipher Laugh (Gravity Falls)

Reversed (cut from the start to save minutes): https://soundcloud.com/whole-punch/the-mindscape-electric-reverse

The Mindscape Electric

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: @nozomi82
Art by: twitter.com/babybowser101
Characters Represented: Markiplier, Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Mark took a deep breath, he somehow managed to sneak past all the security, meaning he was either the sliest thief alive or Par Airlines was the weakest establishment he's infiltrated yet. Now aboard the plane in the cargo section sitting alongside the luggage, he can finally rest, wherever this plane is heading is probably quite far from the people after him. They'll never find him at this rate! 
As the thief's eyes closed, he suddenly felt...warm. At first, he felt comforted by the heat, but it wasn't long before he felt a horrible sense of D̷̜́̂R̸̬̲̘̱̞͚̬̳͈̫͆͜Ȩ̷̨̯̗̗̲̯͍͇̪̗́͒͐͐̏̈̈̅̋̂͐̔̏̅̈́̈̚̚̚A̸͈̤̹͙̟̓̐͛̀̑̍̈́̾̚D̴̡͔̲͖̠̘̯̥̩̣̪̬͕̉̎͑͂̀̈́..̸̡̧̛̥̬̦̤̲̹͕̩͓̟͈̖̦͔͓̥̳̞͚̀̑͊̏̈́̍͑̀́̾͌̾̅̉̓̇́̄̑͘͜ H̶e̴ ̵o̶p̶e̵n̸e̶d̵ ̵h̷i̵s̸ ̸e̴y̸e̴s̸,̶ ̶a̸n̷d̶ ̸G̷̦̻̹̝͈͉̥̝͈͔̬̭̯̀̐̈́͊̀̓͊Ă̴̛̝͉̊̈̈̇̈̕Z̷̙̠̟̬͇͇̗̉̓͆͐̇̊̓E̵̡̛͉̦̪͓͕̗͉͎͌͛̄͐͛̓͘͜ͅD̵̢̟̬͓͙̼̼̭̈́̈́̎͊̑ ̷̳̮̫̜̘̗̝̫͙̼̀̔̏̔̂U̴̬̭̠̖͈̥̦̩̫͉̎̓͋̿̾͗͝P̵̡̧̛͈̄̍̓͋̈́͠Ȏ̸̫̳̿̒̋̀̐͗͘Ñ̷̩̦̣̖͓̈̇͋̇ ̵̧̲̪̄̐̐̽͌͂̽͘͝͝S̶̲̩̫̱͖̈̍̚͜Ỏ̶͚̱̟̹͑͝M̷̨̢̱͚̈́͆̾̊͛̋͊E̷͎̓̓̀́̃̉̐͂̍̃͝Ṫ̴̛̥̮̞͇̼̞̣̆͆̇͌͋̔̉́̎͠Ĥ̸̢͇̰̞̯̻̫͇̹̻̏́̇̑͋̄͑̊̋̏̓͠Ì̶̛͖̟͛͑̿́͗͒N̴̲̝̓̐G̷̢̘̣̺̣̩̳͍̺̖͚͎̻̰̃ ̴̭͔͉̈́̒͆̆͋̍̈́͗̇͛̔̇͆A̶͖̹̻̙̪͑̐̕͝W̸̛͖̬̍̋̈́́͒͑͂͑̑̆͂̒F̵̙͕͔̦̔̓̍̚͜ͅŲ̷̥̺̔̒̈͌̆̇͆̉͑̂L̴̨͓͍̭͖͙̻̤͒̂̏̓͑̓̓̏̓͝͝
"̷A̴r̸e̸ ̷y̶o̷u̵ ̵a̴f̷r̴a̷i̸d̸?̵"̶

Markiplier's sourcelist:
- Songs by or featuring usually non-music oriented YouTubers (THE MUFFIN SONG by Schmoyoho, Bitch Lasagna by Pewdiepie, I’m Something Else by SomeThingElseYT, etc.)
- Music used as outros, intros, or BGM by popular YouTubers (H3H3 Theme Song, Science Blaster from Game Theory, 145 Poodles from Vsauce, etc.)
- Songs relating to crime or undercover infiltration (Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson, GTA San Andreas Main Theme, the Metal Gear Solid franchise, Persona 5, etc.)

Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐'s sourcelist:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
Steady as She Goes - Philosophy Tube (Youtubers)
Sayo-nara - Doki Doki Literature Club! (Horror games)
Lavender Town - Pokemon Red/Blue (Creepypasta)
Science Blaster - SpellingPhailer (Youtube Intros)

Unsteady💔

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: https://twitter.com/pokopakku 
Characters Represented: Rick & Morty, Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Hm? What do you mean this is a reupload from my main account! That simply isn't true... I would never do such a thing! Please don't search up the exact same name! Unity's an offsource!!!

Rick & Morty's sourcelist:
- Sources licensed by or appearing on Adult Swim (Duck Game, King of The Hill, Nuclear Throne, Too Many Cooks, Aqua Team Hunger Force, etc.)
- Songs that appear in Rick & Morty (For The Damaged Coda, Can You Feel It, Hurt, X Gon Give It To Ya, etc.)
- Songs related to science (Bill Nye the Science Guy, 145 Poodles, Science Blaster, etc.)
- Sources relating adult cartoons (The Nutshack, Futurama, Southpark, etc.)


Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐'s sourcelist:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
R&M: Adult Swim - Too Many Cooks (Adult Swim Media)
Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐: Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepy moments/Creepypasta)
Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐: ♀ - Cry (Creepy moments)
TheFatRat - Unity [OFFSOURCE OFFSOURCE OFFSOURCE ERROR MISSINGNO]

Spoil The Broth

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gangu-best-girlgu
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts

Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
Danny Brown - Ain't It Funny (Experimental)
Death Grips - Beware (Experimental)
Gravity Falls - Main Theme (ThePandaTooth Cover) (Gravity Falls)

!!!! BEWARE OF HILARITY !!!!

You fought well, good luck in the losers bracket!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gnirob
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Sea Creatures)
Freedom Planet OST - Aqua Tunnel 01 (Water Levels)
Blue October - Into the Ocean (Ocean)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Into The Aqua Tunnel

VOTES ARE NOW CLOSED. RESULTS ARE SHOWN HERE! 
https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines2/r1-m2-results
THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES.
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Fancypants: "Yeehaw!! Better watch out, buckaroos, I've got the quickest draw in the West! You'll be loathing my skill!"
Tragedy: "Ye' got talent with that pencil, aye, but we'll show ye' true talent!"
Comedy: (mockingly) "Oh, boo hoo hoo! I ain't got no IPhone."
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Track by: @nozomi82
Art by: @tripped-as-fawk-boi
Characters represented: Comedy & Tragedy, Fancypants

Comedy & Tragedy's sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Fancypants' sourcelist:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, songs from the Paper Mario franchise, etc.)

Songs used:
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Both:
The Ultimate Show - Super Paper Mario (Arts & Crafts/Theater & Clowns)

Comedy & Tragedy:
Old Town Road - Lil Nas X feat. Billy Ray Cyrus (Country)
The Greatest Show - The Greatest Showman (Theater)
BattleBlock Theater - OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS  (Theater)
Various Jevil SFX - Deltarune (Clowns/Circus)

Fancypants:
I Gotta Feeling - The Black Eyed Peas (Flipnote)
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk (Flipnote)
Main Theme - World's Hardest Game (Flash)
Various Announcer Lines - The I of It (Flash)

(R1 - M2) DUEL! The Ultimate Show

You Must Listen.
Stream/Buy the track here: https://fanlink.to/cQgZ

Keep up with me: www.instagram.com/spaceyetimusic/
Come hang out with us: discord.gg/epGTQWs

Artwork was done by: www.instagram.com/nanigotoarts/

Bass Ritual

dream like me

1. COUNTLESS TIMES

SUPPORT THE EP: https://bit.ly/weightingold

GETSIX: https://linktr.ee/getsix

MISS LINA: https://linktr.ee/MissLina
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"When you look at me passing time is all I see, I need you but I don't know it yet,
I have to hold on to every second fighting through, I need you but I don't know it yet,


I'm done, I'm done, I'm running out of time,
My patience wearing thin, I know how this'll end,
We're tearing at the seams, you tell me not to worry,
You lead my heart astray, but you'll get it anyway,

When you look at me passing time is all I see, I need you but I don't know it yet,
When you look at me passing time is all I see, I need you but I don't know it yet,

Will you chase me through 'till the end? I am waiting to mend our hearts,

When you look at me passing time is all I see, I need you but I don't know it yet,
I have to hold on to every second fighting through, I need you but I don't know it yet,
Immortality, I cry into the void, I know she hears me but it's her one regret,
It's my fantasy to fade into the emptiness around me, her time is almost set,

... But you'll get it anyway,

Immortality, I cry into the void, I know she hears me but it's her one regret,
It's my fantasy to fade into the emptiness around me, her time is almost set"
___

Weight in Gold EP

Countless Times

Getsix & Miss Lina - Countless Times

Free Download

WhatSoNot - Jaguar (GAWM FLIP)

After Hours:
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Monochromacy

Co-produced by Yashar Tafazoli

Note: Please note that I don't have any official permission from The Weeknd or his team. This is my take on his work and I don't aim to earn anything from this. Link to original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygTZZpVkmKg If anyone from The Weeknd's team wants me to take this down, please drop me a mail at timianpromo@gmail.com

Learn my secrets

The Weeknd - After Hours (TIMIAN Remix)

RESULTS ARE OUT!
https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines2/r1-m7-results
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BILL CIPHER: "Hey hey!! Lookin' sharp, top cat!! But come on, only two mouths? CLEARLY that isn't enough!"
Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐: "A̴̋͝ ̶̘̈X̵͂͂ ̶̒͒Ó̴͈ ̷͗͑L̶̽͆ ̵̾͌O̴͑̽ ̴̆̄T̶̛̈́ ̶̑̓Ľ̷̏!̸͒̇!̴̛̌ ̶̂͘M̸͋̊Ÿ̴́̓ ̸̭̇T̸̀̊Í̴͛M̸̃͌Ĕ̵̔ ̸̠͛Ȟ̴̇Á̴̅S̸̾̎ ̶̥͋C̵̋̕O̷̅͗M̵̏͂E̴̍̀ ̵̂̑T̶̐̌O̵͑͘ ̴̅͑B̵̈́Ȕ̵̈́R̴̃̾N̴͑͠!̸̇̕!̴̇̃"
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Track by: https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82
Art by: pokopakku#3393
Characters Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐, The Chaos Cohorts

Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐'s sourcelist:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Doki Doki Literature Club and fan-made tracks relating it, Earthbound's Giygas related content, etc.)
(This includes psychological horror games, like Lisa: The Painful, Yumme Nikki, OFF, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Music by Poppy, Dad, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

The Chaos Cohort's sourcelist:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)
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Both:
Boss Boss Boss - Katana ZERO (Creepy moments/Chaos)
Rainbow Factory - WoodenToaster (My Little Pony/Creepypasta)
Safe Skin - Patricia Taxxon (Experimental & Chaos/Horror)

Chaos Cohorts:
Discord - Eurobeat Brony (My Little Pony)
Takyon - Death Grips (Experimental)
Story 2 - Clipping (Experimental & Chaos)
Money Machine - 100 Gecs (Experimental)
800db Cloud - 100 Gecs (Experimental)

Zalgar:
Lowlife - ThatPoppy (ARG)
Your Reality - Doki Doki Literature Club! (Horror)
Sayo-nara - Doki Doki Literature Club! (Horror)

SFX:
Wiseguy TTS (Zalgar)
Bill Cipher Lines (Chaos Cohorts)
Discord Laughter (Chaos Cohorts)
Kefka Laugh (Zalgar)

(R1 - M7) DUEL! C̵H̵A̷O̴S̷ Ć̷͕H̶͍̚Ä̴̩́O̵̱̚S̷̞̕ C̴̔̓H̵͆͑A̵̢͆O̷͌̈́S̷̪͆

Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts

Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
Various Gravity Falls & My Little Pony SFX
Brad Breek - Gravity Falls Intro: Weirdmaggedon
DELTARUNE - Various Jevil SFX (Chaos)
Death Grips - Lord of The Game (Experimental)
Death Grips - Takyon (Experimental)
Eurobeat Brony - Discord
AwkwardMarina - Entropy

Victory! The Chaos Cohorts

Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
The Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams (Creepypasta)
Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepypasta/creepy moments)
Various Garfielf SFX

Victory! Zalgar

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Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

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