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Welcome to Temporary Flight Attendant, a Par Airlines brand KFAD inspired tournament! 16 contestants duke it out in this double-elimination tournament with mashups and arrangements of familiar songs, in hopes of getting an excessive amount of extra tracks made for them after this tournament ends. For more information and updates on the tourney and how you can contribute to it, consider joining our Discord server. We wish to make it a fun place to hang out for the wonderful people of the SoundClown community, and would love to see you there!
https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

Introducing Temporary Flight Attendant! (Read Desc.)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Koji Kondo - Dire Dire Docks (Water Level)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Fish/Other Sea Creatures)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Dire Dire Tox

Listen to a remake of this track here! : https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82/marble-soda-remake

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82
Character Represented: TiKToK

Disappointed after losing an unnamed competition we're 100% sure you totally haven't heard of, Kesha decided to drop her career as a musician and instead, make videos on TikTok. It was pathetic, but now she's back, and to our surprise, she's a lot stronger. The immeasurable power she gained while on the platform manifested into a stand,「TIK TOK」.  Whether this duo is a hit, or a miss, will be decided by this tournament.

Sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Songs used: 
Y2K & bbno$ - Lalala (Tik Tok)
Shawn Wasabi - Marble Soda [OFFSOURCE]
Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug (Ke$ha)
iLOVEFRiDAY - MiA KHALiFA (Tik Tok)
Soulja Boy Tell'em  - Pretty Boy Swag (Tik Tok)
Joji - SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK (Tik Tok)
Pitbull ft. Ke$ha - Timber (Ke$ha)
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (Tik Tok)
PewDiePie, Roomie, & Boyinaband - Congratulations [OFFSOURCE]
Dawin ft. R City - Bikini Body (TikTok)
Kesha - Little Bit Of Love (Ke$ha)
Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Tik Tok)

Marble Soda

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Character Represented: TiKToK

Disappointed after losing an unnamed competition we're 100% sure you totally haven't heard of, Kesha decided to drop her career as a musician and instead, make videos on TikTok. It was pathetic, but now she's back, and to our surprise, she's a lot stronger. The immeasurable power she gained while on the platform manifested into a stand,「TIK TOK」. Whether this duo is a hit, or a miss, will be decided by this tournament.

Sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Songs used:
senzawa (prod. Jammy Beatz) - oki doki boomer (Tik Tok)

Okie BOOMER KEKW #Bernie2020✨

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
BlackY - Seaside Dream(Water-Based Environments)
Splatoon - Calamari Inkantation (Sea Creatures)

Seaside Dream

Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Seaside Dream - BlackY(Water-Based Environments)
DNCE - Cake by The Ocean (Water-Based Environments)
Ween - Ocean Man (Water-Based Environments)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity/Virulence)

SFX used:
Pufferfish - Eugh (eugh)

Dreams By The Ocean

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
Render by: https://twitter.com/TVGhost__ , https://twitter.com/babybowser101
Teaser Image: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
The Living Tombstone - Die in a Fire (FNAF 3)
Lemon Demon - When He Died 
Lemon Demon - Spiral of Ants
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod
The Living Tombstone - Got No Time (FNAF 4)
The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF 1)

Thumbnail Sourcelist:
Ending - Fazbear Pizzaria Simulator (FNAF)
Bad Ending - FNAF 3 (FNAF)
Crying Children (FNAF)
Mouth Sounds (Album Cover) (Mouth)
Mouth Dreams (Album Cover) (Mouth)
Goosebumps - Lemon Demon (Neil)
I Am Become Christmas (Album Cover) (Neil)
Spirit Phone (Album Cover) / System Maintenance (FNAF 3) (FNAF/Neil)
The Puppet Cameo (FNAF/Mouth)
Ixion - Sega Electronics (80/90's Arcade)
Sonic The Fighters - Character Select (80/90's Arcade)
Sonic The Fighters - Aurora Icefield (80/90's Arcade)
CRT Monitor Effects (Semi-Offsource; FNAF and 80/90's Arcade)

Cabinet Fire

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart, Anonymous
Characters Represented: TiKToK, DJ Creepa

Kesha's worked with Pitbull before, but never Dan Bull. Hear what happens when memes from the modern era and the classic era collide! With a bit of singing from Kesha and a bit of rapping DJ Creepa, we at Par Airlines hope you're satisfied with this collaboration.

TiKToK's sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

DJ Creepa's sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
DJ Creepa: Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love
TiKToK: Kesha - TiK ToK
TiKToK: iLOVEFRiDAY - MiA KHALiFA 
DJ Creepa: Dan Bull - GOOSE ON THE LOOSE
TiKToK: Kero Kero Bonito - Flamingo
TiKToK: Kesha - Die Young
DJ Creepa: Dan Bull - MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP
DJ Creepa: TryHardNinja/CaptainSparklez - Revenge

TicK TocK, TicK TocK

Track by: Vincent Mashups (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4S_gzspMVs)
Character Represented: TiKToK

Disappointed after losing an unnamed competition we're 100% sure you totally haven't heard of, Kesha decided to drop her career as a musician and instead, make videos on TikTok. It was pathetic, but now she's back, and to our surprise, she's a lot stronger. The immeasurable power she gained while on the platform manifested into a stand,「TIK TOK」. Whether this duo is a hit, or a miss, will be decided by this tournament.

Sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Songs used:
Doja Cat - Say So (Tik Tok)
The Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get It Started (Partying)
Roddy Ricch - The Box (Tik Tok)
Kesha - Blow (Kesha)
Undertale OST - Shop (Tik Tok)
Scoops - Be Faithful [OFFSOURCE]
The Living Tombstone - No Mercy (Tik Tok)

Guys, Please Like This So This Blows Up.

Track by: Deadhand#5384
Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
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Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
The Weeknd - The Hills Have Eyes (The Weekend)
Sally.exe - Hill (Creepypasta)
Minecraft - Disc 11 (Creepypasta)

The Hill Has Eyes

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gnirob
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/trans-rights
Character Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
snayk - growing on me (Flash source)
ParagonX9 - Chaoz Fantasy (Flash source)
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Flipnote source)
Dick Figures: The Movie OST (Nick Keller) - Paris Pursuit (Stick Figures source)

Growing Fantasy

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: https://soundcloud.com/popopo_3
Art by: https://twitter.com/FangTheFreak0
Characters Represented: TiKToK, John Madden

These two popular picks have the most tracks of all the characters yet, so they decided to collaborate to make something "lit." Their outfits and general "get drunk and party" mindset made John a little uncomfortable, but after spending a bit of time with them, he began to see how strong these two were. He could see it in their eyes, the confidence, the motivation... it's not so different than some of the players he worked with in the past. After he was initially concerned for the well-being of the duo, he began to grow an understanding of some sorts. John Madden knows they're going to make it far, and he fully endorses the TiKToK team... but he's not afraid, and is prepared to show these youngsters who's the REAL boss!

TiKToK's sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
TiKToK - Cyndago - Blonde Boyz (TikTok)
John Madden - Danganronpa - DANGANRONPA (text-to-speech)
John Madden - Lethal League Blaze - Scream (sports)
Kirby Planet Robobot - Pristine Office March (offsource)
John Madden - C418 - Droopy Likes your Face (text-to-speech)
John Madden - Lethal League Blaze - Ordinary Days V2 (sports)

Blaze Boyz

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun), Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Comedy & Tragedy | Half Human, Half Machine

Reluctant to interact with the technological beasts of the future, Comedy & Tragedy may be knowledgeable in things like the internet and modern culture, yet they fear robots and AI. Realizing that a lot of their fans enjoy the work of these two as well, Comedy was eventually able to convince Tragedy that it would be beneficial to work with them, and it'd be fun to make fun of their stupid metal bodies of course! (Of course, that never happened, they were scared shitless of the robotic tyrants.) Springtrap was a surprisingly good sport, he was not intimidated by the two and was willing to work with them. He wasn't exactly friendly, but he wasn't that disrespectful either...but it won't always be like that. All a part of the plan, gain their trust. Cabinet Man grows hungrier by the minute, and Springtrap is growing tired. They held back when collaborating with these two, knowing it would give them more of a fighting chance against their first opponent, meaning they could finally get the remnant they need to keep fighting on.

Half Human, Half Machine's sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Comedy & Tragedy's sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Wild West/composed by Neil Cicierega)
Comedy & Tragedy: Lil Nas X (ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) - Old Town Road (Wild West)
Comedy & Tragedy: senzawa - i wanna be a cowboy (Wild West/Cowboys)

Wow Wow Road

Art by: Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Mandopony - Survive The Night (FNaF)
Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Lemon Demon - Aurora Borealis 
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone

Ultimate Custom Night Of Ultimate Destiny

You fought well, good luck in the losers bracket!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gnirob
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Sea Creatures)
Freedom Planet OST - Aqua Tunnel 01 (Water Levels)
Blue October - Into the Ocean (Ocean)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Into The Aqua Tunnel

Track by: @theguys-spicy-soundclown
Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Five Night's at Freddy's: Ultimate Custom Night - New High Score!
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod
Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
Lemon Demon - Brodyquest
FNAF VHS - MICHEAL

i'm your father

Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator - Smashing Windshields
Various Game Theorist SFX (Related to Five Night's at Freddy's, taken only from FNaF videos)
Oasis - Wonderwall (Used by Neil Cicierega in Mouth albums)
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 - Death Minigame SFX 
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone
Smash Mouth - All Star (Used by Neil Cicierega in Mouth albums)

THE ONE THAT SAVES ME

VOTES HAVE BEEN CLOSED. THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES!
https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines2/r1-m3-results
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TIKTOK: "Jeez, do you ever take your fursuit off??? Assuming you wear it on a daily basis, you wanna wash it at least once every three days..."
KESHA: "Sick cosplay nonetheless. The metal, the fake blood...this is some real shit, dude!"
CABINET MAN: "What"
SPRINGTRAP: "A perfect world...would be one where you didn't exist."
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Track by: @vvsvlogs
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/libbec (ms. starstruck in real life)
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine, TiKToK

TiKToK's sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Half Human, Half Machine's sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Charlie Puth TikTok Song (TiKToK)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Half Human, Half Machine)
Kesha - We R Who We R (TiKToK)
Kesha - Blow (TiKToK)
Lemon Demon - My Trains (Half Human, Half Machine)
50 Cent - In Da Club (OFFSOURCE)
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life (Half Human, Half Machine)
The Living Tombstone - FNAF 1 Song (Half Human, Half Machine)
Kesha - Your Love Is My Drug (TiKToK)
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (Half Human, Half Machine)
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone (Half Human, Half Machine)

(R1 - M3) DUEL! Phase 1 ~ Something Borrowed, Something New

Character Represented: TiKToK

Disappointed after losing an unnamed competition we're 100% sure you totally haven't heard of, Kesha decided to drop her career as a musician and instead, make videos on TikTok. It was pathetic, but now she's back, and to our surprise, she's a lot stronger. The immeasurable power she gained while on the platform manifested into a stand,「TIK TOK」. Whether this duo is a hit, or a miss, will be decided by this tournament.

Sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Songs used:
MixAndMash (original by Jack Stauber) - Buttercup (TiKToK trend)
Kesha - TiKToK (Kesha)
Kesha - Die Young (Kesha)

Victory! TiKToK

Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Georges Bizet - Toreador March (FNaF)
Various FNaF sound effects

Victory! Half Human, Half Machine

[Neil and a small white dog are seen carrying boxes of various items.]
NEIL: Welp. That should be everything. Thanks for the help, kid!
AIMKID: Don't mention it. Hey, uh, by the way, what's with the Persona 5-
NEIL: THANKS FOR THE HELP. KID.
AIMKID: Aye caramba!! I'm outta here lol thanks for having me.
[The small white dog extends it's limbs and walks out of the Weekyard.]
MARTIN: It's a shame to see you go, Mr. Cicierega.
NEIL: Yeah, well... It happens to the best of us, I suppose.
SCOTT: It's been a real blast having you around, man. And hey! If you're ever free sometime down the road, maybe we could rig that cabinet machine to play some Smash 64!
NEIL: Wow that is such a bad idea. I love it!
BIFF: You put up a good fight, sport. GEICO will always have you covered.
NEIL: Thanks, Biff. You're unironically the only grandpa I'd talk about the internet with.
BIFF: Of course. That sounds like fun.
HEAVY: You remind me of good friend. Just as small and puny... Less annoying. Better looking face, too.
NEIL: Thanks for the compliment! I guess.
SCOTT: Hey, us white guys with glasses all look the same. Let's all go get jobs as models!
NEIL: Definitely call me if Ford Modelling is looking for someone like that. Speaking of "Ford", Hey Biff! You think you could hook me up with two quality trucks?
BIFF: Oh? Why so?
NEIL: No reason... no reason at all...
[A small cat appears from nowhere from behind Neil's legs and starts rubbing against them.]
SOFT FUZZY MAN: (Mario Paint Cat Noises) What
SCOTT: That's an... interesting cat. 
NEIL: Not quite! But acceptable!
SCOTT: Wha-
NEIL: N-Nevermind.
[As Heavy is lost to his thoughts, he quickly snaps back to his senses.]
HEAVY: Oh! I have best idea!!
NEIL: Lay it on me!
BIFF: What's up, big guy?
HEAVY: Heavy knows great place for friends to hang out! Great people, too. We celebrate there!
SCOTT: Sounds like fun! I'm in! What do y'all say?
BIFF: It's sexy celebration time.
SCOTT: What do you think, Ne- wh-wait, where's Neil??
[A red and blue car pulls up to the entrance at the Weekyard. The window rolls down.]
NEIL: 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀 people call me the space cowboy...!

This mashup was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs and JoeyVFX @joeyvfx with art by Perfecto @perfectoelecto.

A callback to Neil's greatest hits.
★ Wholepunch - What
★ Krypto Digital & BobTheTacoCat - Nymbers 2
★ Cris - Shelter Tapes
★ El Senva - Semi-Charmed Circulation
★ TheGuy - Phil Collins Is Gone
★ Gnirob - Wow, A Train Of My Own Truck!
★ almostofftopic - Some Trucks
★ TheHolyT-Bo - Aaron Moods (Come Get It)
★ WholePunch - Jordan
★ Vincent Mashups - Drifting Towards The Endgame
★ Kleptomato - As Your Grandpa I Expressly Forbid It
★ Wholepunch & TheGuy - Losers Achievement Award
★ TheGuy - Stronger Moods
★ TheGuy - No Eyed Senorita
★ Weekyard ft. DiamondBrickZ - No Eyes Senorita: LIVE
★ Toothnt - My Kitties / Pink Recess
★ TheGuy, CactusTeam & Gnirob - Mouth Mollusk
★ TheGuy & Gnirob - What's New, Virgin Wonder?
★ SmashMania - Wii Phone
★ CactusTeam - Scott the What
★ Gnirob & DiamondBrickZ - Two Dicks On Fire
★ KryptoDigital - Spinning Russians
★ CactusTeam - TOUCH/TONE DUMPLINGS
★ craftersshaft - Semi-Charmed Jupiter
★ Wholepunch - Ke$hanomics
★ ImaginaryShadows - Showdowns And Highways
★ Cris - Waters of WowClown
★ Cheezy - The Ultimate Shopping Experience
★ MS360 - Victory! - Neil Cicierega
★ MS360 & TheGuy - Victory! Neil Cicierega (Extended)

BRACKET A: Round 4
Neil absolutely slams Charles Barkley. (71.22% - 28.78%)
QUATRAFINALS: Round 2
In a very odd situation involving bots and Strawpoll.com, Neil illegitimately loses to Geico Gaming. Nothing is done about this. What the FUCK,. (50.19% - 49.81%)
LOSERS 2: Round 3
Neil beats Billie Eilish. Chair is pissed. (65.45% - 34.55%)
LOSERS SEMIFINALS: Round 2
Neil Cicierega beats Snail-Chan. (53.47% - 46.53%)
LOSER FINALS:
Neil narrowly loses to Scott the Woz. (57.58% - 42.42%)

Stay Jammin, Neil. Thank you for the ultimate showdown of a Lifetime.

The Finish Line

cover by: woah... me?

Sources:
Justice - Phantom
Kanye West - Stronger

I'M BACK, Y'ALL!
Man, it feels good to say that. 
And I've come to bring a very special announcement!

MASH: THE EXPERIMENT (my second mashup album) IS OUT NOW! This is the second track of the album. ^^
https://soundcloud.com/vvsvlogs/mash-the-experiment
https://vvsvlogs.bandcamp.com/album/mash-the-experiment

It also feels very good to say that. 

Summary: After seeking help from doctors TheGuy and CactusTeam, Mash: The Experiment enters the mind of a mashup creator and deals with the emotions and thoughts of one. Each mashup is themed around an emotion, or just something the common person thinks about. 

I hope you guys enjoy it, I've spent all this time working on it to make the best album I can.

CONFIDENCE

Download the entire album for free: https://vvsvlogs.bandcamp.com/album/mash-the-experiment
Listen to each track on SoundCloud individually:
https://soundcloud.com/mash-album
Album art by https://www.instagram.com/cauda.toshiabi/
All mashups on the album were given feedback by @duuzu .

Mash: The Experiment is a concept mashup album.
It takes place in the mind of vvsvlogs in a hospital after asking doctors @theguys-spicy-soundclown and @cactusteam to transmit music from the mind into audio form. Each mashup sticks to the theme of an emotion or thought.

Full Album Source List & Featured Artists:
https://pastebin.com/F4igUFri

00:00 EXPERIMENTATION
03:11 CONFIDENCE
06:13 JOY
09:29 LOVE
13:21 THOUGHTS
17:25 FEAR
20:31 LET GO
24:15 WAKE

Mash: The Experiment (Album)

TRACK BY: @vvsvlogs
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Powerline

Michael Jackson & Justin Timberlake - Love Never Felt So Good (Michael Jackson) 
Snap! - The Power (90's Hits)
Santana - Smooth ft. Rob Thomas (90's Hits)
Ace Of Base - The Sign (90's Hits)
Kanye West - Power (Offsource)
Monsters Inc. Theme (Disney 1989-2004)

STAND OUT! Powerline, the hit pop sensation has graced our presence with his rad moves and groovy tunes! He’s on a world tour, and it appears he’s gone off the grid. With his sweet friends from the Disneyverse, he’s ready to crash the party and steal the spotlight!

POWER COLOR: LEMON

STRENGTHS: Unrivaled charisma and a gigantic loyal fanbase of vaguely-dog-people

WEAKNESSES: An ego the size of three tankers.

Sources:

-Disney canon circa. 1989-2004
(A Goofy Movie, The Little Mermaid, Hercules, Toy Story, The Lion King, The Incredibles)

-Michael Jackson and Prince’s discography, or music referencing either
(Thriller, When Doves Cry, Beat It, Lifetime Achievement Award)

-Songs that are arranged in a distinctly 90’s style / 90’s Top 100 hits
(Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme, Barbie Girl, Mambo No. 5)

I've Got The Power(line)

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)
 
Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

(R1 - M3) DUEL! Phase 1 ~ Something Borrowed, Something New

Temporary Flight Attendant: First Class ARCHIVE 2