Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
Glue70 - Casin (G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶)
The Weeknd - Starboy (relating the weekend)
Pokemon Red/Blue - Lavender Town (Creepypasta/Creepy Moment)

s̴͂̌c̴̀̈́-̴̌̀b̵̌̾ŭ̵̂ẗ̷́̄t̶͒͘ò̶̈́n̷̔͝-̵͆͘ȓ̸͂e̸̓̋p̸̈́́ó̵̚s̶̈́͘t̷̃͘ ̵͆͂i̶̧̇n̶͐̓v̷̅̍a̷̛͘l̸̾̏i̴̒̐d̶͌͝

MURDUHKRUERURGHDADIK -
Go by × RYRmmE/Thyst/illiusk/TRXKZ/Buddz/

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)
 
Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

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(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

got tired and ornery. 

please don't try and find me.

- [\\:CENSORED:\\]

you know the one.

(pfp from "smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-06-06").

s̴͂̌c̴̀̈́-̴̌̀b̵̌̾ŭ̵̂ẗ̷́̄t̶͒͘ò̶̈́n̷̔͝-̵͆͘ȓ̸͂e̸̓̋p̸̈́́ó̵̚s̶̈́͘t̷̃͘ ̵͆͂i̶̧̇n̶͐̓v̷̅̍a̷̛͘l̸̾̏i̴̒̐d̶͌͝

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