Okay, Jack might be better than what I expected, this slaps

FRANK: It's been a ride you ugly son of a bitch, but your autistic fan base ain't got nothing on me.
HEROBRINE: Poor choice of last words, young man.
FRANK: Come get it you dumb blocky fuck. I am going to piss on you!!!
HEROBRINE: Sticks and stones may build my homes, but your insults cannot wither me!!!
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This cover / parody was a collaborative effort, with lyrics by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai on the instrumental, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, and Gnirob @gnirob on the background vocals. This cover art was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs and Mr. Porkchop @mr-porkchop777. Stay Jammin!

(Filthy Frank is smoking outside the HQ. He's been fully recovered from his injuries and is ready to compete once again in the tournament. Not much later, Herobrine spawns right beside Frank.)
FILTHY FRANK: AGH!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! AT LEAST WARN ME WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT!
HEROBRINE: My apologies, Mr. Frank, haha. I simply wanted to get some fresh air.
FILTHY FRANK: ... Do you even NEED air? How the fuck does that work?
HEROBRINE: Well, not really. I just like to imagine I do... Where I'm from, that's basically the "go to" excuse for everything. When imagination makes up most of your life, you just... pretend to enjoy things, sometimes.
(Filthy Frank takes a puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Damn man... now you got me thinkin' and shit. So like, you can EAT and all that shit, but, you don't really NEED to, right?
HEROBRINE: Well. Yes and no. It's... admittedly complicated.
(Filthy Frank takes another puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Sounds deep, man... Actually, damn... Y'know, that'd make for a pretty good track. About thinking too harshly about shit and overcomplicating things... yeah. Yeah! Hey, block sucker, you think you're free this afternoon?
HEROBRINE: Er... Well, not really. Yeah, I'm free. Why do you sa-
(Filthy Frank puts a cigarette in Herobrine's mouth and lights it for him. Herobrine takes a big long puff, then a blocky cloud emits from his mouth.)
HEROBRINE: ... Damn.
FILTHY FRANK: "Devil's Lettuce" baby. FUCK the Christian Minecraft Servers. 
We're makin' music TONIGHT, baby!!

EPIC JOJI SANCTUARY MINECRAFT PARODY

Song by: https://soundcloud.com/serpentsnivy
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
-Egg Rock Zone 2 - Sonic Robo Blast 2
-I'm Not Yo Daddy, I'm Yo Grandpa - Geico (Sexy Grandpa)
-Space Jam's theme song
-Space Guy (DHMIS 6)
-Bonzi Buddy sings WAKE ME UP
-Space Pants - Peter Dinklage & Gwen Stefani (SNL)
-Squizzard's Sandy Sinkhole (Boss) - Super Mario Galaxy 2
-Nigga Stole My Bike / Punch-Out! theme song

Egg Rock Jam

Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

Creepa? Yeah, man! DJ Creepa, known for his hit song "MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP," he has since struggled to find popularity in the modern age. If Herobrine and CaptainSparklez get all this attention, why shouldn't he? Creepers are the face of Minecraft after all, not some outdated creepypasta. Vote DJ Creepa for an explosion of nostalgia and video game rap!

Sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
Super Mario RPG - Battle Against An Armed Boss (Frequently used by Minecraft Youtubers, its used in like every other FitMC video)
The Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (Explosions)
SFX used: 
FitMC - Intro
FitMC - "The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"

Battle Against An Armless Boss

Vocals by ProjectAlpha22 
Instrumental by https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
ZimoNitrome - Dat Boi
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat (OFF SOURCE, SORT OF)
Ozzy Ozbourne - Crazy Train (OFF SOURCE)
Dragonforce - Through the Fire and the Flames (OFF SOURCE)

A Very Menacing Boi

Track by: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Markipiler

Alright, he's in. Hello everybody, his name is Markipiler, the YouTube gamer and fearless entertainer himself, and he is now competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This smooth criminal has past experience in the great Heist with Markipiler, and with his arsenal of gamer and crime related sources, he'll steal the show and take your hearts alike! Will this villain number one make it all the way to fuckin' victory town, or is he something best left forgotten? Just like before, YOU get to decide, because YOU are epic!

Sources:
- Songs by or featuring usually non-music oriented YouTubers (THE MUFFIN SONG by Schmoyoho, Bitch Lasagna by Pewdiepie, I’m Something Else by SomeThingElseYT, etc.)
- Music used as outros, intros, or BGM by popular YouTubers (H3H3 Theme Song, Science Blaster from Game Theory, 145 Poodles from Vsauce, etc.)
- Songs relating to crime or undercover infiltration (Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson, GTA San Andreas Main Theme, the Metal Gear Solid franchise, Persona 5, etc.)

Songs used:
Alpharad - Fool For You
Wilbur Soot - I'm in Love with an E-Girl

I'm a Fool for an E-Girl

Track by: @nozomi82
Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Jack Skellington

The Pumpkin King arrives, alone and independent, to compete in Par Airlines' Temporary Flight Attendant! Jack Skellington's a master in evoking such a fear, but he'll also make some tracks to spread the holiday cheer! From Christmas carols and sleigh bells, to spooky ghosts and zombie smells...Vote for this bonehead, to represent the undead, great monster-mashups to hear, to make Christmas last all year!

Sources:
- Songs associated with the Christmas season (You’re A Mean One, All I Want For Christmas, Carol of The Bells, Deck The Halls, Frosty The Snowman, etc.)
- Songs relating Halloween and the “spooky monsters” commonly associated with it (Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Kyun! Vampire Girl, Spooky Scary Skeletons, songs from the Plants Vs. Zombies franchise, etc.)
- Songs appearing in or relating to Tim Burton films (Songs relating The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Sweeney Todd, Batman (1989), Edward Scissorhands, etc.)

Songs used:
Sonny - Final Encounter (Halloween Monsters)
clipping. - Blood of the Fang (Halloween)
The iDOLM@STER 2 - Kyun! Vampire Girl (Halloween Monsters)

Time To Come Back

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/toothnt
Art by: @evkem
Character represented: Garry Modulate

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My g My g My g My god, could that be...? Yes, Garry Modulate, the shape-shifting star of GMod, will be starring in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's been a prop in many Valve games: Half-Life, Half-Life 2: Episode 1, Half-Life 2: Episode 2, Half-Life... uh... that's it, but no matter! He certainly has varied sources, from games known for glitches, Valve games, and modded content overall! Garry has set out to win quickly, at least quicker than it'll take get that damn beverage machine working!

Sources:
-Songs from notoriously glitchy games (Super Mario 64, Sonic 06, Big Rigs, Goat Simulator, etc.)
-Modding related sources (Terraria Calamity Mod, The Binding of Isaac: Antibirth, Minecraft: Twilight Forest, Minecraft: Aether 2, Pokémon Clover, etc.)
-Music from or relating to video games developed by Valve (Songs from/relating franchises such as Team Fortress, Portal, Half Life, DOTA, Left 4 Dead, etc.)
-Music used in or made for popular SFM animations (how to climb a tree by Tipsy Duck, This Way That - Mario Party 2 used in Duck Shoes by an0nymooose, STARSTRUKK used in Nice Legs by an0nymooose, etc.)

Songs used:
Minecraft: Twilight Forest - radiance (Modding)

Snow Waifu

This has been by far the closest match so far, staying almost 50/50 every time I checked the votes! 
Thank you to both sides for voting!

The Results! - Lupin the Third Vs. Juan Carlos Bodoque

Fighter: Bitter Minds
Arrangement: Star
Illustration: TVGhost
Music: Stuck In the Slammer
Join the Discord and learn more about LFAD2 and its characters! discord.gg/NTwd37d

Sourcelist:
-Songs from Ace Attorney and other Court Case-Related things (Aviary Attorney, Lose yourself in Court, Cornered, Allegro)
-Songs from Homestuck and it’s spinoffs, including Fanworks (Sunsetter, Songs from Hiveswap Friendism, Paradox Space, Land of the Fans)
-Songs related to VGM Jazz (Bioshock, Skullgirls, L.A Noire)
-Songs related to Coffee and Dragons(Savoy Truffle, Coffee Shop, Up for Breakfast, Final Boss Themes from Fire Emblem)

Original:
- Black - Toby "Radiation" Fox (Homestuck)
- SunSlammer - Seth "Beatfox" Peelle (Homestuck)
- Sburban Jungle - Micheal Guy Bowman (Homestuck)

Stuck In the Slammer

IM SO UPSET WHY DID YOU ALL LET THIS HAPPEN IM CRYING

artowkr: ME!!!
Vic theme: vintvoin @lgbtrights

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Results - Matt Hargreaves Vs Handsome Jack

VOTE: https://forms.gle/7XCm5iC8VJhbBEyEA

OINGO: These magic bullets are tough, but she's no match for us gods, right bro?
BOINGO: Right!
APPLE: Jeeze, you guys are annoying. I thought gods were supposed to be tough and powerful.

Track: @refriggie
Art: @austhetic
Characters Represented: Apple Girlington, Oingo Boingo Brothers

Sources:
Hail Mary Mallon - Breakdance Beach (Sandy Places)
Sans Text Noise (Toby Fox)
Undertale - The Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans (Toby Fox)

[ R1 - M6 - P2 ] The Song That Might Play When You Breakdance Sans

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)
 
Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

Time To Come Back

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