rowley crushes greg heffley's hand with a mallet and they lose the gaming competition

Chaos Cohorts still have a second chance.

Shitpost hell V.4 - The Shitpocalypse

TRACK BY: @theguys-spicy-soundclown
ART BY: @unknown_artist10
CHARACTER: Storm of Emotions

[ SOURCES ] -

The Go Team - Ladyflash
Vib Ribbon - Vib Ribbon Blues
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Modest Mouse - Float On
Lazytown - Cooking by the Book ft. Lil Jon
Lemon Demon - When He Died
100 gecs - stupid horse
Lemon Demon - Soft Fuzzy Man

aimkid iz BACK!!!!!!! o3o

Track donated by: @max-emerald
Art donated by their respective creators. Please reference earlier tracks, there are too many names and not enough space in this description for them all. Bracket design made by San_KA#9984.

A little over seven months ago, we revealed our first contestant and officially began Exhibition Gallery. And today, we are here to finally begin the bracket. Thank you for everyone that supported us, it's going to be a fun ride...

MR. SATURDAY VS. NEON J
THE NUMBER ONES VS. THE WARDEN
DELILAH "MOM" DETAILS VS. CROISSANT COOKIE
PROFESSOR HENRY HIDGENS VS. STUPENDIGUY
JAMBASTION VS. COPY THAT, COPYCATS!
PEARL HOUZUKI VS. BABY HOTLINE MIAMI
EDDY, THE ULTIMATE SCAM ARTIST VS. DK RAPPER
BRIAN DAVID GILBERT VS. HALF OF A LIFETIME

Sidenote, a few contestants have received some final buffs before the bracket proper!
The Number Ones no longer have their cartoony villains restriction.
Copy That, Copycats! now get Earthbound-inspired games in addition to their bullet hells source.
Pearl Houzuki now gets J-Pop, as her voice actor is in a J-Pop...and Alternative Rock band, so sidenote to people who complained that source didn't fit her, yes it did.

Sources:
[See, there wasn't even enough room for all of the sources!]
https://pastebin.com/E8Prm7vR

[WR1] BRACKET! ~PAINT BY BRACKET~

She doesn't know how to fight them. So she doesn't. She hides herself, staying away at all costs, because she knows what they can do to her. She knows exactly what will happen if she's found. And she is found. Over and over again, she meets her end, only to come right back. She doesn't remember it, of course.

The others didn't do it on their first try either, so it's not as if she has something to be ashamed of. Eventually, she manages to wait it out long enough for the others to cycle back to her.

In the end, not a single one of them is left unscarred. All of them will carry this for the rest of time.

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Through trials by fire and ice, Shizuku and Firestar have come quite the long way as Animated Musical Vibes. Starting as a mismatched duo thrown together by the powers that be, they've grown to become close friends. Together they stand against the threat of the White Noise, but when bonds can't save you, all that remains is the fight ahead. It'll take all they have and more to survive, but nine lives may just be enough.

SOURCES
- Songs well-known for animation memes or AMVs
- Lo-fi Hip Hop songs from 2015 and forward
- Songs from Whisper of the Heart

Arrangement: MoonageDream
Art: SapphireSpoon
Character Represented: Animated Musical Vibes, The Lost (Robo-Crashers, Windows Warriors, Stage Stars)

Songs used:
HUSHH - AViVA (AMV - Animation Memes)
What A Mansion - Andy Tunstall (Robo-Crashers - Sonic/Mega Man fangames)
I'm Looking For Mary - Clock Tower (Windows Warriors - Point and Click Adventure Games)
Be More Chill Part 1 - Be More Chill (Stage Stars - Off-Broadway)
Computers - Rowdy Rebel (Windows Warriors - Computers)
I'm losing you - Space Dandy Band (Stage Stars - Music-based Anime)
House Of Memories - Panic! At The Disco (AMV - AMVs)
hello world - Louie Zong (Windows Warriors - Computers)
Sonic.exe SFX (Robo-Crashers - Sonic/Mega Man fangames)

AMV vs. The Lost ~ SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY

osamason - function  [PSYKOTIC LEAK] CIGMIXX

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out  (Dog)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Dogsong  (Dog)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)

[S] Bec Noir: Let The Dog Out

Caravan Palace - Beatophone
Infected Mushroom - Walking on the Moon

Walking On The Beatophone

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/youre-fired
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars (Space)
Frank Sinatra - Fly Me To The Moon (Space)
Biff Chitlins - Sexy Grandpa Time (Text To Speech)
OFF - Pepper Steak (Sports. The Main character of OFF is named "The Batter")
 B.o.B Ft. Hayley Williams - Airplanes (Space/The TFA Anthem)
Aaron Carter - That's How I Beat Shaq (Sports)
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Chimp's Challenge (Space)
Quad City DJs - Space Jam Main Theme (Space/Sports)
Star Wars - Imperial March (Space)
Dat Boi Theme (Text To Speech)
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Chimp's Challenge (Space)
TFA Hype Up Theme (Offsource)
Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun (Space)
Walk The Moon - Shut Up And Dance With Me (Space. The artist's name has "Moon" in it.)
Beastie Boys - Intergalactic (Space)
Bruno Mars - 24K Magic (Space. Artist's name has "Mars" in it.)

Orbiting Into The Unknown

RESULTS ARE OUT NOW!
https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines3/lr1-m3-results
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Morty: Aw jeez man, I mean, I'm not- I don't think I'm ready to go back into space, man...Aananadand I'm not even good at basketball!
F.A.R.T: It's okay, Morty. Sports games can be tough, but remember: the ground can be space, space, spACE, SPACE, SPA--
Morty: Yo-You're not FUCKING HELPING, F.A.R.T. YOYOYOOYOYOU'RE JUST NOT!! HELPING!!
JOHN MADDEN: Listen to that fart, son! I always used to tell my players that we are here to win! And you know what I told em? When you don't win, you lose.
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Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://twitter.com/AquaPixelStuff
Characters represented: Rick & Morty, John Madden

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, How I Beat Shaq, The Other Side of Paradise, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Hun by Mr. Ozio, Sad Machine, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy OST, Fly Me To The Moon, YOUR FAVORITE MARTIAN, Midnight City, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Rick & Morty's sourcelist:
- Sources licensed by or appearing on Adult Swim (Duck Game, King of The Hill, Nuclear Throne, Too Many Cooks, Aqua Team Hunger Force, etc.)
- Songs that appear in Rick & Morty (For The Damaged Coda, Can You Feel It, Hurt, X Gon Give It To Ya, etc.)
- Songs related to science (Bill Nye the Science Guy, 145 Poodles, Science Blaster, etc.)
- Sources relating adult cartoons (The Nutshack, Futurama, Southpark, etc.)
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Both:
Fart and Morty/Jemaine Clement - Goodbye Moonmen (Space/Rick and Morty)
Futurama - Theme Song (Space/Adult cartoons)

John Madden:
Wii Sports - Main theme(Sports)
Frank Sinatra - Take Me Out to the Ball Game(Sports)
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger (Sports)
Carl Douglas - Kung Fu Fighting (Sports)

Rick & Morty:
The Refreshments - Yahoos and Triangles (Adult Swim)
Rick and Morty & Ryan Elder - Rick and Morty Theme (Rick and Morty) 
Blonde Redhead - For the Damaged Coda (Rick and Morty)
Rick and Morty - Goodbye Moonmen (Rick and Morty)

(LR1 - M3) DUEL! Take 'Em Out at the Ball Game

SiIvaGunner by Chaze The Chat

flp @donnietheguy

retro gaming - SiIvaGunner's Highest Quality Rips: Volume AI - 333 Nokia ringtone underground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAi6ZuUu9-M

Numblovania

Track by: @cactusteam
Art by: @dreemstrider
Characters represented: The Chaos Cohorts

Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
100 gecs - hand crushed by a mallet (Experimental)
Brad Breeck - Gravity Falls Opening (Gravity Falls)

hand crushed by a mallet

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/libbec
Art by: ragnarok (https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)
Character Represented: Bec Noir

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs and the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Super Mario 3D World - World Bowser (Swing)
Parov Stelar - Catgroove(Swing)
Homestuck - Sunslammer (Homestuck)
Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (Swing)
Homestuck - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Pokemon Sun & Moon - Team Skull Battle Theme (Gang)
Pokemon Blue/Red - Team Rocket Base (Mafia)
Homestuck - MeGaLoVania (Homestuck)

The Cat's Out of The Bag

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TRACK BY: @moonagedream
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTERS: Coraline, Lilith

LILITH: Oh my god, Coraline!! We meet in bracket?! ...I'll go easy, I promise! Best of luck!!
CORALINE: Thank you so much for everything you've done for me... but now, it's time to be strong and fight for myself!

Be Faithful - Fatman Scoop (Suggestive)
Redbone - Childish Gambino (Horror)
LUST. - Kendrick Lamar (Suggestive)
We Are Family - Sister Sledge (Family)
Starboy - The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk (Technology)
Some Kind Of Nature - Gorillaz (Stop-motion)
You're On - Madeon ft. Kyan (House)

MATCH [R1M4] - RED AND FAITHFUL

TRACK BY: @orelover15
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: The Junkers

[ SOURCES ] -

100 gecs - money machine (Experimental)
100 gecs, Charli XCX, Rico Nasty, Kero Kero Bonito - ringtone remix (Expirimental)

Reigning from Junkertown, Australia ~2070 A.D., Jamison “Junkrat” Fawkes and Mako “Roadhog” Rutledge seem to have “borrowed” a formal invitation after a successful job! To honor their vigilance, our host has allowed them to take the place of the intended contestant. Masters of the heist and pyrotechnics of any kind, these two freaks are going to blow up the polls!

POWER COLOR: AMBER

STRENGTHS: Despite looking incredibly amateur, these two have pulled off heists only the best of the best could get away with.

WEAKNESSES: The rat's a little too eager, and the hog's much more passive than he looks.

Sources:

-Anything from Blizzard-Activision’s catalogue
(World of Warcraft, Hearthstone, Spyro the Dragon, Crash Bandicoot)

-Team shooters
(Overwatch, Team Fortress 2)

-Songs or media that relate to the apocalypse, or explosions
(Dan Bull - Creeper Rap, the Fallout franchise, Mad Max, Adventure Time)

-Australian and experimental media
(Theme of HOBaRT, Down Under - Men at Work, money machine - 100 gecs)

dps (da phone song)

This track and art was made by @e-twoup.

Mettaton
The star of the Underground has arrived to reclaim his spotlight! Following a bitter 16th placement in Mashup Week, he's ready to redeem himself with his new and improved musical arsenal. While he may have been forced to revert to his original form due to lack of power, his force of personality is as strong as ever.  The headlining act is calling, and he's ready to answer.

- Songs from the Undertale OST, including remixes of the OST
(CORE, Death Report, Amalgam)

- Songs related to robots 
(Megaman, Five Nights at Freddy's, Daft Punk)

- Songs with heavily vocoded/robotic-sounding vocals
(My Ordinary Life, Intergalactic, California Love)

- Songs from or related to game shows or theatre
(Family Feud theme, Alexander Hamilton, The Ultimate Show)
[Duel Exclusive]
- Undertale fansongs/AU music related to his opponent's sources

Track Sources:
Undertale - Death Report SharaX Remix (Undertale OST)
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Robots, Vocoded)
Daft Punk - Digital Love (Robots, Vocoded) 
Griffinilla - Stay Calm (Robots)
The Living Tombstone - It's Been So Long (Robots)

Daft Report

"Oh, Dio... He was nothing but cruel, but in a way I'll miss him. He was very charismatic when he wanted to be. I gotta say, in this instance I think we're lucky he disappeared. Immediately after losing, he swiveled around to King Slime and started attacking. Obviously to no avail, but... It's sort of interesting watching someone disappear. It's iridescent like a soap bubble before popping."
- The Stargazer

This track and art was made by @e-twoup.

Track sources:
Takutify, Jojo's Bizzare Adventure - Stand Proud Lofi Remix (Shonen Jump)
Big Time Rush theme (Time)
Imagine Dragons - It's Time (Time, RIP Luminary, went out like a real one o7)
NF - Time (Time)
TY Dollar $ign - Time Will Tell (take a guess)

lofi beats to disappear to - Disappearance: Dio

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by Popopo, the same talented creator of Another Unnecessary Tournament, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!

hand crushed by a mallet

Temporary Flight Attendant 3: Plane To See [MOVED]

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