Bec Noir

Half Human, Half Machine

TFA Playlist

Versus & Boss Battle Tracks from (some) tournaments on Soundcloud! 
(part 1)

if you find any inconsistencies or tracks i missed please feel free to dm me!! its kinda hard tryna keep up with this many tracks lol

Tourneys represented:
- Mashup Week
- Temporary Flight Attendant
- Another Unnecessary Tournament
- Ultimus Tourney
- Rave Week
- Live for Another Day 2

The Tournament Experience™ (Part 1)

An arrangement depicting the Left side of the bracket. by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Here are the battles to look forward to!
DIO BRANDO vs LORD FARQUAAD
RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON vs HEROBRINE
GEICO GAMING vs KE$HA
QUAD CITY BARKLEY vs NEIL CICIEREGA
For every battle section, the internet will have 48 hours to vote on Strawpoll. The poll will be found in the description of each announcement. Vote for whichever character's sources you think will provide the best Mashups! Stay Jammin!!!

BRACKET: Section A

https://www.strawpoll.me/18648492
DIO: Looks like「THE WORLD」is gonna roll you!
FARQUAAD: I vowed to wipe monsters like you from my perfect kingdom!
The first battle of MASHUP WEEK is here! Who will win in this battle of lords; an ancient vampire with the powers of a stand, or the height-challenged ruler of Duloc? Cast your votes now! https://www.strawpoll.me/18648492

Here's a reminder of these two's sources. 
DIO BRANDO:
★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men...)
★Songs FEATURED in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)

LORD FARQUAAD:
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)

This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam and both of these art pieces were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin! https://www.strawpoll.me/18648492

Livin' La Bloody Loca

"You might as well be walking on the sun, vampire."

That's right, the internet has spoken! The charismatic LORD FARQUAAD has won his first battle against DIO BRANDO! Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for the next battle coming soon.  Stay Jammin!

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the greatest of them all? Lord Farquaad of course! Even though he couldn't win Fiona's heart, he is sure to swoon over the ladies in MASHUP WEEK! His source list will definitely make his opponents bow down and declare him the all star!
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)

The Results! - DIO vs Lord Farquaad

https://www.strawpoll.me/18663038
RWJ: Hey forum, check out this video of this blockhead getting OWNED!
Herobrine: Your life will end just like your career: game over.
The second battle of MASHUP WEEK has arrived! Who will win this battle of internet legends; A square monster with glowing eyes, or a lead singer with a love for viral internet clips? Cast your votes now!
https://www.strawpoll.me/18663038

Here's a reminder of these two's sources.
HEROBRINE:
★Songs from the Minecraft OST
(Sweden, Subwoofer Lullaby, Wet Hands, Strad, Cat)
★Minecraft Parodies
(CaptainSparkles, Galaxy Goats, MineCraft Awesome Parodys, Yogscast)

RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON:
★Songs from Your Favorite Martian or Fatty Spins
(Orphan Tears, Stereotypes Song, My Balls, Doin Your Mom)
★Songs by Kitsune²
(Rock My Emotions, Skuggin’ Around, Rainbow Tylenol)
★Songs parodied by YFM
(High Voltage, Love the Way You Lie, Somebody That I Used to Know)

This track was made by craftersshaft @craftersshaft and both of these art pieces were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin! https://www.strawpoll.me/18663038

Taking A Forum Down To Bedrock

"Excuse me homeboy, can you give me the coordinates to your mom's bedroom?"
That's right, the internet has spoken! RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON, the former host of =3, has won the second battle against HEROBRINE. Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for the next battle coming soon. Stay Jammin!
What's happening, forum? This former host of =3 will rock your socks off with videos from the net, "hilarious" commentary and doing the competitions' mom. With the help of his band mates and his rapping and singing experience, it's no doubt that he can win the tournament!
★Songs from Your Favorite Martian or Fatty Spins
(Orphan Tears, Stereotypes Song, My Balls, Doin Your Mom)
★Songs by Kitsune²
(Rock My Emotions, Skuggin’ Around, Rainbow Tylenol)
★Songs parodied by YFM
(High Voltage, Love the Way You Lie, Somebody That I Used to Know)

The Results! - RayWilliamJohnson vs Herobrine

https://www.strawpoll.me/18682468
"Wear your seatbelt young lady. Your insurance doesn't cover that."
"I must have drank too much... a lizard is talking to me!"
The third battle of MASHUP WEEK has arrived! Who will win this time? The tipsy pop idol of the 2000's, or a lizard and grandpa team up of insured gamers? Cast your votes now! https://www.strawpoll.me/18682468

KE$HA:
★Songs by or Featuring Ke$ha
(Tik Tok, Die Young, Timber, We R Who We R)
★Songs related to money
(Hail Mary Mallon - Whales, All Gold Everything, Essketit)

GEICO GAMING:
★Songs featured in Geico Commercials
(Remind Me, Here I Go Again, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa)
★ Songs about vehicles
(Freecreditreport song, Life is a Highway, On the Road Again)
★Music from games common in Esports tournaments
(Tekken, Street Fighter, Fortnite)

This mashup was made by KryptoDigital @kryptodigital and these art pieces were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Driving 2 Woo Hoo

BARKLEY: Slam!!! (And THAT'S how I beat Neil!)
NEIL: How can you be playing if you're still in bed?
www.strawpoll.me/18697629

Ladies and fellas, it's time to slam now! Our fourth battle is against two experts in their fields; Charles Barkley, a basketball legend, and Neil Cicierega, a master of music, videos, and puppets. Who will win this time? Cast your vote now! www.strawpoll.me/18697629

QUAD CITY BARKLEY:
★Songs by the Quad City DJ's
(Space Jam, Ride the Train)
★Songs featured in Space Jam
(I Believe I Can Fly, Y'all Ready for This, Fly Like an Eagle)
★Songs About Basketball
(How I Beat Shaq, Just Got Dunked On, Barkley Shut Up And Jam OST)

NEIL CICIEREGA:
★Songs by Lemon Demon
(Ultimate Showdown, Brodyquest, Spirit Phone, Aaron)
★Songs frequently used in Mouth albums
(Wonderwall, Story of a Girl, One Week, Ghostbusters)
[THIS EXCLUDES SMASH MOUTH.]

This track was made by Wholepunch @whole-punch. Barkley's art was made by Constipated Nugget @nugman07, and Neil's art was made by MS360 @mate-rodriguez. Stay Jammin!

Jordan

BILLIE: Hey, you know that gaming channels will some day die off, right?
SCOTT: Yeah, but do you know that your career will some day die off, right?
https://www.strawpoll.me/18717664

For our first battle of Bracket Side B, we have a battle between two young adults; one with a popular gaming channel with a glowing blue outline, and a particularly edgy teenager with a dark side. Who will win this battle? Cast your votes now! https://www.strawpoll.me/18717664

BILLIE EILISH:
★Songs by or featuring Billie Eilish
(Bad Guy, Bury a Friend, My Strange Addiction )
★2019 Billboard Top 100 Songs
(Old Town Road, Sunflower, Truth Hurts)
★Songs literally chosen by my 11 year old sister
(The Office theme, Justin beiber)

SCOTT THE WOZ:
★Songs from Mario Kart, “Wii” Games, and Smash Bros
(Double Dash OST, Lifelight, Wii Shop, Final Destination, Wii Play Music)
★Gaming YouTuber Themes
(JonTron, Projared, Game Theory, Arlo, Scott The Woz)

This track was made by Vincent Mashups @vincents-memes-246806282. Billie's art was made by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai and Scott's was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07. Stay Jammin!

It's Bad, Baby!

Thank you, A.S.S., but we'll take it from here. We understand if they are a bit difficult to understand, feel free to ask for clarifications on possibly misunderstood sections.

Welcome to Temporary Flight Attendant, a Par Airlines brand KFAD inspired tournament! 16 contestants duke it out in this double-elimination tournament with mashups and arrangements of familiar songs, in hopes of getting an excessive amount of extra tracks made for them after this tournament ends. For more information and updates on the tourney and how you can contribute to it, consider joining our Discord server. We wish to make it a fun place to hang out for the wonderful people of the SoundClown community, and would love to see you there!
https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

Introducing Temporary Flight Attendant! (Read Desc.)

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out  (Dog)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Dogsong  (Dog)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)

[S] Bec Noir: Let The Dog Out

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:

Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - The Ballad of Jack Noir (Homestuck)
 Erik "Jit" Scheele - Walk-Stab-Walk (Homestuck/Finally, a Jack Noir track that isn't by funny UNDERTALE man!)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)

That's How The Midnight Crew Works

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
Render by: https://twitter.com/TVGhost__ , https://twitter.com/babybowser101
Teaser Image: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
The Living Tombstone - Die in a Fire (FNAF 3)
Lemon Demon - When He Died 
Lemon Demon - Spiral of Ants
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod
The Living Tombstone - Got No Time (FNAF 4)
The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF 1)

Thumbnail Sourcelist:
Ending - Fazbear Pizzaria Simulator (FNAF)
Bad Ending - FNAF 3 (FNAF)
Crying Children (FNAF)
Mouth Sounds (Album Cover) (Mouth)
Mouth Dreams (Album Cover) (Mouth)
Goosebumps - Lemon Demon (Neil)
I Am Become Christmas (Album Cover) (Neil)
Spirit Phone (Album Cover) / System Maintenance (FNAF 3) (FNAF/Neil)
The Puppet Cameo (FNAF/Mouth)
Ixion - Sega Electronics (80/90's Arcade)
Sonic The Fighters - Character Select (80/90's Arcade)
Sonic The Fighters - Aurora Icefield (80/90's Arcade)
CRT Monitor Effects (Semi-Offsource; FNAF and 80/90's Arcade)

Cabinet Fire

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)
Character Represented: Bec Noir

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - Do The Homestuck (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)

Do The Homestuck (Ft. Dave Strider)

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: Lazer Chicken, https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine and Bec Noir

MY TRAINS. OOOOOH. MY TRAINS. I GOT SMALL ONES, TINY LITTLE TRAINS. I WISH THESE TRAINS COULD TAKE ME AWAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

Bec Noir's sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Half Human, Half Machine's sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - My Trains (Neil Cicierega)
Bec Noir: A Hat In Time - Trainwreck of Electro Swing (Swing)
Bec Noir: Valentino Khan - Pump (That's How Mafia Works)

My Trainwreck

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: @https://soundcloud.com/serpentsnivy
Art by: https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok, twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Bec Noir, Jack Skellington

Somebody is losing their job today, as one of our planners just wrote "Jack" in the characters that could use another track. This caused an argument between Bec Noir & Jack Skellington, as legally, Bec's name is Jack and that is what he is listed as in the system. Jack was willing to compromise but Bec wanted the track to himself. After stabbing Skellington approximately twenty three times in the chest, Bec eventually realized it was ineffective and reluctantly obliged to the collaboration. Bec is a lone wolf, but he's not going to waste his time on someone who is already dead, not yet, at least.
Also, we bribed him with a Scooby Snack.

Jack Skellington's sourcelist:
- Songs associated with the Christmas season (You’re A Mean One, All I Want For Christmas, Carol of The Bells, Deck The Halls, Frosty The Snowman, etc.)
- Songs relating Halloween and the “spooky monsters” commonly associated with it (Monster Mash, Ghostbusters, Kyun! Vampire Girl, Spooky Scary Skeletons, songs from the Plants Vs. Zombies franchise, etc.)
- Songs appearing in or relating to Tim Burton films (Songs relating The Nightmare Before Christmas, Beetlejuice, Sweeney Todd, Batman (1989), Edward Scissorhands, etc.)

Bec Noir's sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
-Frozen Hillside Zone - Sonic Robo Blast 2 (Winter Season)
-Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men (Dogs)
-Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice (Winter Season)
-Pump - Valentino Khan (Mafia)
-Sunsetter - Homestuck (Homestuck)

I Won't Jack Down

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown (<3)
Art by: The Temporary Flight Attendant Team, bracket design by https://soundcloud.com/popopo_3
Characters represented: The Temporarily Flight Attendant Contestants

BATTLES WILL BEGIN SHORTLY. THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES.

Songs used:
B.o.B. - Airplanes (Par Airlines)
Rick and Morty - Main Theme (Rick)
NFL - Main Theme (John Madden)
Fallout Boy - thnks fr th mmrs (Koishi)
Jeddi - Heartbeat (Rule Breaker) (Gary Modulate)
iLOVEFRiDAY - Mia Khalifa (Tik Tok)
The Little Mermaid - Under the Sea (Pufferfish)
TheLivingTombstone - Die in a Fire (Half Human, Half Machine)
Schmoyoho - The Muffin Song (Markiplier)
Death Grips - Takyon (Chaos Cohorts)
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly theme (Tragedy & Comedy)
Touhou - UN Owen Was Her?! (Koishi)
Mandopony - Discord (Chaos Cohorts)
Gravity Falls Theme (Chaos Cohorts)
ABBA - Dancing Queen (King Slime)
Nightmare Before Christmas - This is Halloween (Jack Skellington)
Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out? (Bec Noir)
Homestuck - Black (Bec Noir)
I Ain't Got No iPhone (Fancypants)
DMX - X Gon Give it to Ya (Rick)
Rick and Morty - Get Schwifty (Rick)
Cristina Vee - Bad Apple (Koishi)
Homestuck - Explore (Bec Noir)
Wham! - Last Christmas (Jack Skellington)
H3H3 Theme (Markiplier)
Mario Party 2 - This Way That (Duck Shoes) (Gary Modulate)
FNAF 6AM Bell Chime (Half Human, Half Machine)
Yogscast - Don't Mine at Night (DJ Creepa)
Ke$ha - Die Young (Tik Tok)
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Opening (Tragedy & Comedy)
Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (Zalgar)
Captainsparklez - Revenge (DJ Creepa)
Notdoppler Theme (Fancypants)
Skee-Lo - I Wish (John Madden)
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics (Half Human, Half Machine)
Garfield and Friends Theme (Zalgar)
Toby Fox - Bergentrückung (King Slime)

FLY HIGH ~ A Temporary Flight Attendant Medley

Art by: Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Mandopony - Survive The Night (FNaF)
Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Lemon Demon - Aurora Borealis 
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone

Ultimate Custom Night Of Ultimate Destiny

Track by: @theguys-spicy-soundclown
Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Five Night's at Freddy's: Ultimate Custom Night - New High Score!
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod
Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
Lemon Demon - Brodyquest
FNAF VHS - MICHEAL

i'm your father

Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator - Smashing Windshields
Various Game Theorist SFX (Related to Five Night's at Freddy's, taken only from FNaF videos)
Oasis - Wonderwall (Used by Neil Cicierega in Mouth albums)
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 - Death Minigame SFX 
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone
Smash Mouth - All Star (Used by Neil Cicierega in Mouth albums)

THE ONE THAT SAVES ME

Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Georges Bizet - Toreador March (FNaF)
Various FNaF sound effects

Victory! Half Human, Half Machine

https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines3/r2-m2-results
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SPRINGTRAP: You've fought well, Noir... but alas, we must put this to rest. There can only be one.
BEC NOIR: Heh, you should've been put to rest decades ago-
CABINET MAN: CONNECTION TERMINATED. I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOU, ~ ASS.
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Song by: @whole-punch
Art by: twitter.com/pokopakku
Characters represented: Bec Noir | Half Human, Half Machine

Bec Noir's Sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs and the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Half Human, Half Machine's Sourcelist
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
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Both:
Toby Fox - Brodylovania (Homestuck/Lemon Demon)

Half Human, Half Machine:
The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's Song
Lemon Demon - As Your Father
Lemon Demon - Super Hey Ya
Lemon Demon - Aurora Borealis
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Various FNAF SFX

Bec Noir:
SebastiAn - Doggg (Dogs)
C418 - Dog (Dogs)

(R2 - M2) DUEL! Phase 2  ~ Aftonlovania

Art by: FenzoFRFR, AtlanticAqua, TVGhost, ShadowOrSmth, @lemolemoo (bracket design)
Characters represented: The Temporarily Flight Attendant LR2 Contestants

Songs used:
Par Airlines: BriPM - TFA-Hype Up (TFA)
Par Airlines: B.o.B - Airplanes (TFA)
Pufferfish: Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Water-based environments)
Garry Modulate: 3OH!3 - STARRSTRUKK [Nice Legs Daisy Dukes] (SFM)
Bec Noir: Homestuck - Sburban Jungle (Homestuck)
Pufferfish: Rae Sremmurd - Black Beatles (Sea Creatures, Dancing Crab Vid)
Garry Modulate: Aloe Blacc - The Man (SFM)
The Chaos Cohorts: Eminem ft. Rihanna - The Monster (Internal Struggles)
The Chaos Cohorts: Death Grips - The Hacker (Experimental)
Jack Skellington & Bec Noir: Parry Gripp - Wienerina (Halloween Monsters, Dog)
Koishi: IOSYS - Neko Miko Reimu (TouHou)
DJ Creepa: Dan Bull - 40 Years of Gaming (Dan Bull)
DJ Creepa: PSY - Gangnam Style (Songs used in popular Minecraft parodies) [Diggy Minecraft Style]
John Madden: M83 - Midnight City (Space)
John Madden: Porter Robinson - Shelter (Sports, appeared in a Madden title)
Koishi: Billie Eilish - ocean eyes (Eyes)
Jack Skellington: The Nightmare Before Christmas - Oogie Boogie's Song (Halloween/Tim Burton)

DRAMATIC DESPAIR ~ A Temporary Flight Attendant Medley

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/lemolemoo
Art by: The Temporary Flight Attendant Team, bracket designed by https://soundcloud.com/popopo_3
Characters represented: The Temporarily Flight Attendant Winner's Semifinalists

Songs used:
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - When He Died (Neil)
Markiplier: Persona 5 - Life Will Change (Crime)
Fancypants: VVVVVV - Potential for Anything (Flash)
Par Airlines: B.o.B. - Airplanes
ZALGAR: Sonic.exe - Hill Act 1 (Creepypasta)
Markiplier: MiniMusicMan - Crazy La Paint (Youtuber Outros)
Half Human, Half Machine: Neil Cicierega - Bustin (Neil)
Fancypants: Basshunter - I Can Walk On Water (Flipnote)
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - Touch Tone Telephone (Neil)
ZALGAR: Yume Nikki - Monoko's Dance (Horror)
Fancypants: Rihanna - Disturbia
ZALGAR: Poppy - Meat (ARGs)
Markiplier: Schmoyo - ALL THE WAY (Youtuber Songs)
Markiplier/Fancypants: - Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal (Flipnote/Crime)
Half Human, Half Machine: Super Street Fighter II - Guile Stage (Arcade)
Fancypants: Paper Mario: The Origami King - M-A-X Power! (Arts & Crafts)
Markiplier: Dirty Rush & Gregor Es - Brass (Youtuber Intros, Ali-A)
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (gee i wonder) 
ZALGAR: The Weeknd - In Your Eyes (Weekends)
Markiplier: GTA San Andreas - Main Theme (Crime)
ZALGAR: Rebecca Black - Friday (Fridays/Weekends)
Par Airlines: TFA Buildup

SFX:
ZALGAR: Kefka/Sonic.EXE Laugh (Creepypasta)
Half Human, Half Machine: FNAF3 Sound effects (6am, Jumpscare)
Half Human, Half Machine: FNAF 1 SFX (Phone ringing, Animatronic at your door)
Markiplier: Markiplier (HOW)
Fancypants: Fancy Pants Adventure SFX
ZALGAR: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Garfield and Friends!"

ERRATIC TRAJECTORY ~ A Flight Attendant's Semifinalist Medley

This was the full set made for the Oreceler Fest to represent Par Airlines. You can find the full streams and all the other wonderful sets here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHQgKgyAVZKXDs1hicVa2BQ

Thank you so much for having us. This beat dropped harder than our follower count on hiatus. Hopefully, things will get moving again soon. We are currently trying to get things under control. Thank you so much for your patience, and as always, thank you for flying with Par Airlines. We love you! <3

Tracklist:
Passenger of Shit - Staple Tapeworms (Gangu Remix)
BriPM - Slaughterers Rise Up
Vincent Mashups - We'll Be Fine During This Creepy Christmas
CactusTeam - The Tale of Two Tortured Minds
BriPM - DRAMATIC DESPAIR
CactusTeam - Jon's Mixtape
Gangu - Untitled Mashup (never to be released)
trash
BriPM - [NAME OBSCURED DUE TO BEING SPOILER CONTENT. KEVIN CAN LICK MY ROBOT [PHRASE OBSCURED DUE TO OBSCENE NATURE]]

Neurax Biivafucker: ORECELER FEST - Full TFA Set

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by Popopo, the same talented creator of Another Unnecessary Tournament, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!

(R2 - M2) DUEL! Phase 2 ~ Aftonlovania

Temporary Flight Attendant 3: Plane To See [MOVED]