ǫ̵̢̢̺̝̣͍̳̞̥̠̥̫͈̦̥̟̻̗͒̒͛̂͜ͅͅh̵̨̝̟͕̣̻̤̭̻̞̯͉̮̖͙̒͊̓̑͂̄̅̈́́̈͑̈́͘͘ͅ ̸̢̛͓͍͈͚͓͕͖̹̻̬̟̫͎̮̮̲̑̈́̒́͒̾͑͛̐͊͆̊̒̾͗̈́͛̈́͘̚̕͜ņ̵̧̨̰̞̲͓̱̫̼͈̣̔͐͌͌͊́̾̋͂̑̅̓̆͘͝o̵͎̘͎̠͎̪͓̎̆̀̓̌̽̅͌̿͑̑́͌̽͐̉̄͠

I wish i could meet this music artist she seems so cool! I wonder if she uses social media

okay so, i might have underestimated how good zalgar truly is.

I feel like Zalgar and TikTok will face off in the end and then mr.drama will do his thing

@pen_is_land: zalgar and garfield are different characters. MW garfield is just gorefield, but zalgar is regular garfield that was corrupted by zalgo and is used as a host to be a contestant rather than a sentient entity. there are some similarities, but they're pretty much different characters

Track By: @carmelfunny
Art By: twitter.com/babybowser101

CHARACTER REPRESENTED: D̶̗͋͌Ế̵̪C̸̰͎͗A̴̯̐̇Y̵̬̑E̸̹̋D̷̜͛ ̶͉͉̽̎C̵̙̜͋Ŕ̷͍̼Ä̵́ͅŃ̴̥̿I̴̻̘̅A̸̙̯̕C̶̞̲̆S̷̭̑͊

OMG guys, the Arcade Craniacs are LITERALLY in The Game, popular Soundcloud tournament… but there’s something off about them... these guinea pigs of the internet drank the fucked up and evil creepypasta potions, and now they’re losing themselves to the darkness! Also the Impostor from Among Us is there. Will they be able to get over their slowly-spreading malevolence? Or will their severely complicated relationship history with the Among Us Impostor lead to their downfall? The only way to find out is to c̷a̸l̸l̷ ̵t̵h̸e̸m̶ ̶u̴p̶ ̵a̸t̷ ̴3̴ ̵A̴M̸.̵.̸.̶.̵

Decayed Craniacs
- Media Arcade Craniacs has featured on their channel [AMONG US AND FNF PRIORITY]
(Impostor Imperceptible, Smashing Windshields, Sweet Victory)

- Music related to Online Horror/Creepypasta, as well as Absurdist Horror
(Who Could Win A Rabbit, garalina, Painted Smile)

- Music Related to TikTok Trends
(Astronaut In The Ocean, Renegade, Cannibal)

- Music related to Corruption, Decay and Entropy
(Chiller, How Bad Can I Be, Downfall)

Track Sources:
- Glitcher - Friday Night Funkin': Hex (Arcade Craniacs [FNF])
- Open The Chest - DAGames (Arcade Craniacs [FNAF])
- High Score - Five Nights At Freddy's: Pizzeria Simulator (Arcade Craniacs [FNAF])
- Roses - Friday Night Funkin' (Arcade Craniacs [FNF])
- Buttercup - Jack Stauber (Tiktok)
- Castaways - The Backyardigans (Tiktok)
- I Like To Move It - Madagascar (Tiktok)
- Pico - Friday Night Funkin' (Arcade Craniacs [FNF])
- And So We Fall -  The Stupendium (Decay)
- Final Boss - FNAF World (Arcade Craniacs [FNAF])
- Ugh Stop Posting About About Among Us - Friday Night Funkin' / ind (Arcade Craniacs [FNF/Among Us])
- Rainbow Factory - Woodentoaster (Creepypasta)
- Quebre Minha Mente - Jimmy Maximus (Arcade Craniacs [FNAF])
- FNAF, FNF, Among Us, Slenderman and Stop Posting About Among Us SFX

The Discord: discord.gg/VWCP2XyAQB

SUSPICIOUSLY GLITCHED

VOTE NOW: https://forms.gle/xfDau5fXU4ornrFZ8
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Track by: https://youtube.com/c/LittleBear87
Art by: https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok

Sources:
Bring It On - Giga-P (Offsource lol) 
Money Machine - 100 gecs (Tourney Music, Funny Music)
Spirit Phone Commentary - Neil Cicierega (Tourney Music) 
Exploring Madeon's Darkest Project - Aidan Chick (Tourney Music)
ytp sexer FUCK (Funny) 
gecgecgec - 100 gecs (Tourney Music)
You're Mine - DAGames (Funny Music, Evil Music)
Eminem vs Slenderman - Epic Rap Battles (Funny Music) 
Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama - Epic Rap Battles of History (Funny Music) 
Where the Guns At - Nuclear Throne ()
Astronaut in the Ocean - Masked Wolf (Tourney Music, Funny Music)
Shelter - Madeon, Porter Robinson (Tourney Music) 
Who Can It Be Now - Men at Work () 
Tsurupettan - Silver Forest (Touhou, Funny Music) 
The Eric Andre Show Opening (Funny Music) 
Battler Ushiromiya Screams Part 1 (Funny Music, https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768524091887058955/912913381806190632/unknown.png) 
Bill Cipher vs Sans - Mega Hyper Rap Battles (Cartoony Villains, Evil Music)
Airplanes - B.o.B. ft. Hayley Williams (Tourney Music, Evil Music)
Half Life 1 Crowbar Sound (Funny Music) 
After Party - Don Toliver (Tourney Music) 
Touhou 11 Cat Sound (Touhou, Funnycat Cameo) 
Happy Maria (BAND ARRANGE) - Umineko no Naku Koro ni (Funny Music) 
My Time - Funnyman (RPG Maker) 
ahaha.ogg - Umineko no Naku Koro ni (Funny Music) 
who you gonna call when you want pizza there (Funny Music)

Discord: https://discord.com/VWCP2XyAQB

{ R?M? ~ PHASE 3 } the trickster funnyman, exhausted after the ea:ea rolls to the bottom of the hill

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gnirob
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/trans-rights
Character Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
snayk - growing on me (Flash source)
ParagonX9 - Chaoz Fantasy (Flash source)
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Flipnote source)
Dick Figures: The Movie OST (Nick Keller) - Paris Pursuit (Stick Figures source)

Growing Fantasy

Happy birthday, ZUN!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
U.N. Owen Was Her (Flandre's Theme) - Touhou
Bad Apple - Touhou
Love-Coloured Master Spark - Touhou

Bad Spark ~ Love Coloured Magic

After their brief encounter, Markiplier and Half Human, Half Machine were rudely interrupted by Ź̵̓A̷̓̀L̶͗̋G̴͌̋Ȃ̶̐R̵̗̒, and B̴̈́̾L̶̓̇A̸̛͐C̷̓͝K̵͘͘È̷̏D̶̳͘ ̵͗͝Ó̵̽Ü̴͝T̸̆̔.̷̛̈́.
The three woke up in a strange hotel, confused and afraid, they had to work together to try and find a way back. It wasn't long before they were spotted by two unfamiliar figures, one of which Cabinet Man seemed to recognize...
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Art by: CheezyVEVO https://soundcloud.com/cheezyvevo
Characters represented: Aimkid | Half Human, Half Machine | Markiplier | Lucas
(This is a crossover with Repost Reprise, a criminally underrated mashup tournament. Check them out here! https://soundcloud.com/repost-reprise)
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Songs used:
Markiplier & Lucas:
Persona 5 - Rivers In The Desert (Modern RPG & Crime)

Aimkid & Half Human, Half Machine:
Lemon Demon - Two Trucks
Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun (Animation Meme & Mouth)
Lemon Demon - Mask of My Own Face
Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It (MACARONI MACARONI)

Markpiler:
Schmoyoho ft. JackSepticEye - ALL THE WAY 
Schmoyoho ft. TomSka - MUFFIN TIME

Lucas:
Various Earthbound SFX

Aimkid:
Glass Animals - The Other Side of Paradise (Animation Meme)

Half Human, Half Machine:
The Living Tombstone - Die In A Fire (FNaF)
The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's Song

Walkin' In the Desert ~ vs. Repost Reprise

Happy 2020/4/20!

Track by: @theguys-spicy-soundclown
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)
Character Represented: Bec Noir

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:

Homestuck Vol. 5 - Sunslammer (Homestuck)
Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg - The Next Episode (Dogs)
Pitbull - Hotel Room Service (Dogs)
Sublime - Badfish (Offsource, but weed lol)
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Joyner Lucas - Gucci Gang (Gangs)
Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide (Swing)
Snoop Dogg - Drop it Like It's Hot (Dogs)
Fatman Scoop - My Dogs (Dogs)

weedslammer lmao

Track by: @cactusteam
Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
Poppy - Choke (ARG's)
SharaX - Darker Darker Yet Darker [Undertale Remix] (Horror Moments in Media)
Pokemon Red & Blue - Lavender Down (Creepypasta, Horror Moments in Media)

Tighter, Tighter, Yet Tighter

Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
Billie Eilish - bury a friend (Horror Media)
OFF - Unreasonable Behaviour (Psychological Horror)

b̶u̶r̵i̶a̸l̸ ̵i̶n̷ ̵p̸r̷o̸g̶r̷e̵s̸s̴

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TRACK BY: @problematic-maika
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTERS: Judas Jesters, Two and a Half Shadows

[ SOURCES ] -

Won't Sleep Until Clear - FNAFB Soundtrack [ FNAFB, Twist Villains, Clowns ]
The Ultimate Show - [ Mario Spinoffs, Twist Villains, Clowns ]

MATCH - [ R1M6P2 ] - SEE YOU ON THE FLOPSIDE, BUTTBOY

SUPPORT BKFAD! - https://www.youtube.com/c/SpeedWielder

TRACK BY: @carmel-funny
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Cool Spot, Larry the Lobster

[SOURCES] -

Base:
- Oxygen - Teen Beach Movie (Both, Beaches)

Cool Spot:
- Rave Dancetune - Cool Spot (Virgin Interactive)
- Go Go Streaming Chan - Va11Halla (Drinking)

Larry:
- Stadium Rave A - Spongebob (Spongebob)
- I Found a Way - Drake and Josh (Nickelodeon)

Both:
- Backyard Beach - Phineas and Ferb (Both, Beaches)
- Beach Music - Cool Spot (Both, Virgin Interactive / Beaches)

Representing Tourneys:
- Squid Melody  - The Living Tombstone (PRIZM - Colors / Larry - Sea Life)
- Interior Crocodile Aligator - Chip da Ripper (BKFAD - Funny)
- Battlefield - Speed_Wielder (BKFAD - Originals)

Teen Beach Rave - Don't Lose Your Oxygen! - [BKFAD2 X PRIZM]

Voting has closed for this match. Thank you for participating!
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GANDHI: Hey Jen, check this out! I've ascended to a higher plane of existence!
JENNY: Gandhi, what the FU-
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Track: @abluetomato
Art: pokopakku#3393
Characters Represented: Jenny Wakeman, Gandhi

Jenny Wakeman's Sources:
- Songs from Nicktoons shows (No SpongeBob)
(My Life As A Teenage Robot, Fairly OddParents, Danny Phantom
- Songs from media revolved around robots (No mecha anime or Mega Man)
(Daft Punk, Terminator, Detroit: Become Human)
- Early 2000s "Teen Anthems"
(Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Misery Business, Bring Me to Life)

Gandhi's Sources:
- Songs from/featured in Lord-Miller projects and animated MTV shows
(The Lego Movie, 21 Jump Street, Beavis & Butthead)
- Songs in the Bollywood genre or related to India in general
(Tunak Tunak Tun, Bitch Lasagna, Rubber Bands Rubber Balls)
- Songs related to clones
(Dark Pit's Theme, The Clone Wars, I Think I'm A Clone Now)
- YTPMVs using the "Say What?" clip

Sources Used:
Daft Punk, SebastiAn - Human After All (Jenny - Robots)
Clone High - Say What (Gandhi - guess)
Linkin Park - Numb (Jenny - 2000s Teen Anthems)
Kid Icarus - Dark Pit Theme (Gandhi - Clones)
Post Malone & Swae Lee - Sunflower (Gandhi - Lord/Miller)
Sonic CD- Metal Sonic Theme (Both - Clones, Robots)
Fairly Odd Parents Theme (Jenny - Nicktoons)

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[R1 M4] Phase 2 ~ Clones After All

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by Popopo, the same talented creator of Another Unnecessary Tournament, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!

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