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Track by: https://youtube.com/c/LittleBear87
Art by: https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok

Sources:
Bring It On - Giga-P (Offsource lol) 
Money Machine - 100 gecs (Tourney Music, Funny Music)
Spirit Phone Commentary - Neil Cicierega (Tourney Music) 
Exploring Madeon's Darkest Project - Aidan Chick (Tourney Music)
ytp sexer FUCK (Funny) 
gecgecgec - 100 gecs (Tourney Music)
You're Mine - DAGames (Funny Music, Evil Music)
Eminem vs Slenderman - Epic Rap Battles (Funny Music) 
Mitt Romney vs. Barack Obama - Epic Rap Battles of History (Funny Music) 
Where the Guns At - Nuclear Throne ()
Astronaut in the Ocean - Masked Wolf (Tourney Music, Funny Music)
Shelter - Madeon, Porter Robinson (Tourney Music) 
Who Can It Be Now - Men at Work () 
Tsurupettan - Silver Forest (Touhou, Funny Music) 
The Eric Andre Show Opening (Funny Music) 
Battler Ushiromiya Screams Part 1 (Funny Music, https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/768524091887058955/912913381806190632/unknown.png) 
Bill Cipher vs Sans - Mega Hyper Rap Battles (Cartoony Villains, Evil Music)
Airplanes - B.o.B. ft. Hayley Williams (Tourney Music, Evil Music)
Half Life 1 Crowbar Sound (Funny Music) 
After Party - Don Toliver (Tourney Music) 
Touhou 11 Cat Sound (Touhou, Funnycat Cameo) 
Happy Maria (BAND ARRANGE) - Umineko no Naku Koro ni (Funny Music) 
My Time - Funnyman (RPG Maker) 
ahaha.ogg - Umineko no Naku Koro ni (Funny Music) 
who you gonna call when you want pizza there (Funny Music)

Discord: https://discord.com/VWCP2XyAQB

{ R?M? ~ PHASE 3 } the trickster funnyman, exhausted after the ea:ea rolls to the bottom of the hill

hold my stick [ blaseblase ]

Final Shout (Pre Release)

PURPLE LIGHT

𝐌𝐫. 𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫
✮ Any songs from Nickelodeon media
✮ Songs related to school and edutainment media
𝒮𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒮𝑜𝓊𝓇𝒸𝑒𝓈
✮ Fairly Odd Parents Theme - Fairly Odd Parents
✮ Shiny Teeth And Me - Fairly Odd Parents
✮ Sweet Victory - David Glen Eisley
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Mashup by @megalolazing
Art by @keep-smyling

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Victory! Mr. Crocker

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Koji Kondo - Dire Dire Docks (Water Level)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Fish/Other Sea Creatures)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Dire Dire Tox

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out  (Dog)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Dogsong  (Dog)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)

[S] Bec Noir: Let The Dog Out

Track by: @cinnamn
Art by: @evkem
Character represented: Garry Modulate

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My g My g My g My god, could that be...? Yes, Garry Modulate, the shape-shifting star of GMod, will be starring in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's been a prop in many Valve games: Half-Life, Half-Life 2: Episode 1, Half-Life 2: Episode 2, Half-Life... uh... that's it, but no matter! He certainly has varied sources, from games known for glitches, Valve games, and modded content overall! Garry has set out to win quickly, at least quicker than it'll take get that damn beverage machine working!

Sources:
-Songs from notoriously glitchy games (Super Mario 64, Sonic 06, Big Rigs, Goat Simulator, etc.)
-Modding related sources (Terraria Calamity Mod, The Binding of Isaac: Antibirth, Minecraft: Twilight Forest, Minecraft: Aether 2, Pokémon Clover, etc.)
-Music from or relating to video games developed by Valve (Songs from/relating franchises such as Team Fortress, Portal, Half Life, DOTA, Left 4 Dead, etc.)
-Music used in or made for popular SFM animations (how to climb a tree by Tipsy Duck, This Way That - Mario Party 2 used in Duck Shoes by an0nymooose, STARSTRUKK used in Nice Legs by an0nymooose, etc.)

Songs used:
Gustaf Tivander - Goat Simulator Main Theme
Goat screaming SFX
Cold - Rico Nasty and Kenny Beats (OFFSOURCE)

This Goat Needs Anger Management

After their brief encounter, Markiplier and Half Human, Half Machine were rudely interrupted by Ź̵̓A̷̓̀L̶͗̋G̴͌̋Ȃ̶̐R̵̗̒, and B̴̈́̾L̶̓̇A̸̛͐C̷̓͝K̵͘͘È̷̏D̶̳͘ ̵͗͝Ó̵̽Ü̴͝T̸̆̔.̷̛̈́.
The three woke up in a strange hotel, confused and afraid, they had to work together to try and find a way back. It wasn't long before they were spotted by two unfamiliar figures, one of which Cabinet Man seemed to recognize...
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Art by: CheezyVEVO https://soundcloud.com/cheezyvevo
Characters represented: Aimkid | Half Human, Half Machine | Markiplier | Lucas
(This is a crossover with Repost Reprise, a criminally underrated mashup tournament. Check them out here! https://soundcloud.com/repost-reprise)
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Songs used:
Markiplier & Lucas:
Persona 5 - Rivers In The Desert (Modern RPG & Crime)

Aimkid & Half Human, Half Machine:
Lemon Demon - Two Trucks
Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun (Animation Meme & Mouth)
Lemon Demon - Mask of My Own Face
Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It (MACARONI MACARONI)

Markpiler:
Schmoyoho ft. JackSepticEye - ALL THE WAY 
Schmoyoho ft. TomSka - MUFFIN TIME

Lucas:
Various Earthbound SFX

Aimkid:
Glass Animals - The Other Side of Paradise (Animation Meme)

Half Human, Half Machine:
The Living Tombstone - Die In A Fire (FNaF)
The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's Song

Walkin' In the Desert ~ vs. Repost Reprise

Track by: @cactusteam
Art by: Deadhand#5384
Character Represented: Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Something Awful has found its away into the tournament. In the earlier years of meme culture, the feared Zalgo enjoyed corrupting comics and forums, twisting them into disturbing content. However, as users grew I̷͗̆G̴͍̊N̷̐̐Ō̶͂R̵̎͘A̶̐͝N̴̼͠T̵̑̓ and less afraid of Zalgo's abilities, It slowly lost notoriety, and without the ability to spread panic, Zalgo itself could no longer spread. Zalgo spent its last days in a Garfield comic, as it saw Garfield's lethargic nature as a retirement plan of sorts. As Zalgo's abilities festered within the comic, it slowly began to twist into something awful. The remains of Zalgo eventually infused with the lazy cat, birthing Gorefield.
As Gorefield gained notoriety, Zalgo was born again, now one with the entity it used to rest. Please welcome Zalgar to Temporary Flight Attendant!
Vote for this lasagna-loving elder god to S̷̒̈E̶̡̐E̸͐͘ ̵̓͌T̷́́H̷͒̔E̶̛̽ ̵͒̂W̶̨̎Ò̴̏R̴̉̎L̷̉͌D̵̋͝ ̶̲͠T̴̂̏H̶́͋Ė̴̕ ̶̈̌W̵͑̽A̷̿͝Y̵̽͆ ̸́̌I̴͛͋ ̵͑̚D̷̿̐O̷̧̍

Sources:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
Poppy - Choke (ARG's)
SharaX - Darker Darker Yet Darker [Undertale Remix] (Horror Moments in Media)
Pokemon Red & Blue - Lavender Down (Creepypasta, Horror Moments in Media)

Tighter, Tighter, Yet Tighter

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/dat-dreem-dafeendear
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/e-twoup
Story By: CosmicKirbster#6315

Stool floats into his "room", or the one room in the RW studio that he's been living in for the last while, sure hell's gotten a bit.. hectic lately, but it's ok!! his stuff is still ok!! He pulls out his drawings, they're crude, sure, but he's proud, if his older sib could make something as cool as the Omega Soundclown without arms, they can make art that's just as good! Stool's recent doodles are similar to say the least, after the Rake's presence stopped fucking with the internet enough to actually check on Mashup Week's soundcloud..

         A sketch of Cici sitting on him, a sketch of him going for a walk with Cici, Cici sitting on him again but this time the colors are pink, blue, and white.. You get the idea. Stool looks at a few very special few drawings, them as a human, they always wished they were one, after all, and big sister's transition finally made that desire feasible.. God, they'd do anything to go into that machine, Stool hoped Cici's cool friends would let them do that!! As Stool looks over their art, a small thought lingers in their head, one that's been growing from their first listen to LAA.. Would their sister still support them, they sound like they regretted a lot!.. It'd suck if Stool was fighting against the one thing he set out to do. Somewhere though, he's pretty sure he thinks she'd call it cool, but like, what if she didn't!! It'd be scary!! As Stool contemplates his thoughts, he realizes that no matter what, Cici would care about their lil bro.. sis.. (Stool had drawn themself as a female in human form so, Stool didn't really know, maybe they were genderfluid or something) it didn't matter!! They know deep inside Cici still cares for them!! And..

"Big sis, I love you.."
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NOTE: STOOL IS A FINAL BOSS AND CANNOT BE VOTED FOR

Hey guys! It’s me, Stool! So uhh, this is like our first time REALLY meeting, it’s so cool! I’m gonna be all intimidating and stuff.. I have SUPER cool sources, so you know I’m gonna be a great final boss and all that.. Anything to make Chair proud after all he’s done, Y’know?

SOURCE LIST

- Mini bosses
(Undertale, uhhh like Pacman I guess, these examples are hardddd to come up with XD)

- Furniture
(Uhh? Chairs...? That one humble song.)

- 50% of all music
(Out Of Touch (I like that song lol), other stuff)

Sources used
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 Mashup Week - Songs Featuring Music (Music)
 Mashup Week - The Results! (Music)
 Weird Al - Hardware Store (Furniture)
 Hall & Oates - Out of Touch (Music)
 Endigo - BIG CHUNGUS (Music)
 Lil Big Dawg - Straight Blanchin' (Music)
 Tobu - Candyland (Music)
 Kevin MacLeod - Adventure Meme (Music)
 Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (Music)
 BebopVox YOGSCAST - Don't Mine at Night (Music)
 Toby Fox - MEGALOVANIA (SSBU) (Music)
 alfa995 - Stronger Than You (Music)
 Justice - Waters Of Nazareth (Music)
 MiatriSs - ECHO (Remix) (Music)
 Kesha - Blow (Music)
 Clover - Help Me (Music)
 Will Smith - Wild Wild West (Music)
 Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Music)
 Koji Kondo - Metallic Mario (Music)
 Froggy Fresh - Dunked On (Music)
 Lil Tecca - Ransom (Music)
 a bunch of stool's (probably) favorite sfx (Furniture)

St-st----ay......funn...y?

stools awesome boss song (ily big sis btw)

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server!

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Tighter, Tighter, Yet Tighter

Temporary Flight Attendant 3: Plane To See [MOVED]