KEVIN: "Lemon Demon? Flash? FLIPNOTE?! FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S?! Fucking christ, if I were to look in the dictionary for the definition of dorky, there'd be a drawing of you three! Right there! In the dictionary! You're like, the dorkiest loser nerds on the planet!"

FANCYPANTS: "Well, looks like we finally found something bigger than your jawline; your ego! Ow!"

CABINET MAN: "I WANT TO RIDE ~ YOUR ~ BICYCLE ~ GIVE ME ~ YOUR ~ BICYCLE"

SPRINGTRAP: "Children like you... disgust me. Always whining about something nonsensical, all day, everyday, never shutting up... You little brat! You are no different than the others that stood in my way, so you best watch your mouth... and your back."
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Main Track & Kevin's Voice: @iamnotme 
Art by: https://twitter.com/AquaPixelStuff (Kevin Render)
Characters represented: Kevin [BOSS] | Fancypants | Half Human, Half Machine

Kevin's Sourcelist:
- Songs by or covered by the band Kevin and the Bikes (Good Family Values, Bikini Babes Magazine, I Fucking Hate My Friends, Buddy Holly by Weezer, Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People, etc.)
- Songs related to Cartoon Network Media (Ed Edd n Eddy, Steven Universe, Adventure Time, Regular Show, etc.)
- Songs recorded or produced in a "Lo-Fi" setting (Jack Stauber's "Pop Food", Early Car Seat Headrest, Lo-Fi Hip Hop, etc.)
- Songs made in a comedic or ironic style (Kill Yourself by Bo Burnham, Loadsamoney (Doin' Up The House) by Harry Einfield, Thos Moser by Gupi & Fraxiom, etc.)

Songs used:
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Kevin:
Kevin and the Bikes - Burdy Dorky (Live) (KatB)
Weezer - Buddy Holly (Covered by KatB)
Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Lo-Fi)
Steven Universe Feat. Estelle - Stronger than You (Cartoon Network)
GLICK - Carl from Jimmy Neutron makes a Lo-Fi Song (Lo-Fi, Comedic + Ironic)
Car Seat Headrest - Maud Gone (2012 Version) (Lo-Fi)

Half Human, Half Machine:
Pac-Man SFX (80s Arcade)
Lemon Demon - Soft Fuzzy Man (Neil Cicierega)
Men at Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Used by Neil Cicierega)
Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Neil Cicierega)
Drowning Pool - Bodies (Used by Neil Cicierega)
The Living Tombstone - I Got No Time (FNaF)

Fancypants:
O-Zone - Dragostea Din Tei (Flipnote)
The Lazer Collection (Flash)
Passion Pit - Sleepyhead (LittleBigPlanet, Arts + Crafts)
Magnus Pålsson - Passion for Exploring (VVVVVV, Flash Games)
Soulja Boy - Kiss Me Thru The Phone (Flipnote)
Bob Ross - The Joy of Painting, In The Midst Of Winter (Arts + Crafts)
Dan Salvato - Your Reality (Arts + Crafts)

Multiple/Other:
Lemon Demon - Two Trucks (Kevin + H3M, Comedic + Ironic/Neil Cicierega)
B.o.B Ft. Hayley Williams - Airplanes (TFA Anthem)

(R3 - M1 BOSS!) Buddy Dorky

"you've always liked helping people"

female artist. lead artist and one of the heads of the former project Temporary Flight Attendant mostly.

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Temporary Flight Attendant 4: Turbulence [MOVED]