Half Human, Half Machine

Fancypants

Temporary Flight Attendant in character order

My TFA Tracks

TFA Playlist

https://www.strawpoll.me/18648492
DIO: Looks like「THE WORLD」is gonna roll you!
FARQUAAD: I vowed to wipe monsters like you from my perfect kingdom!
The first battle of MASHUP WEEK is here! Who will win in this battle of lords; an ancient vampire with the powers of a stand, or the height-challenged ruler of Duloc? Cast your votes now! https://www.strawpoll.me/18648492

Here's a reminder of these two's sources. 
DIO BRANDO:
★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men...)
★Songs FEATURED in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)

LORD FARQUAAD:
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)

This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam and both of these art pieces were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin! https://www.strawpoll.me/18648492

Livin' La Bloody Loca

https://www.strawpoll.me/18663038
RWJ: Hey forum, check out this video of this blockhead getting OWNED!
Herobrine: Your life will end just like your career: game over.
The second battle of MASHUP WEEK has arrived! Who will win this battle of internet legends; A square monster with glowing eyes, or a lead singer with a love for viral internet clips? Cast your votes now!
https://www.strawpoll.me/18663038

Here's a reminder of these two's sources.
HEROBRINE:
★Songs from the Minecraft OST
(Sweden, Subwoofer Lullaby, Wet Hands, Strad, Cat)
★Minecraft Parodies
(CaptainSparkles, Galaxy Goats, MineCraft Awesome Parodys, Yogscast)

RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON:
★Songs from Your Favorite Martian or Fatty Spins
(Orphan Tears, Stereotypes Song, My Balls, Doin Your Mom)
★Songs by Kitsune²
(Rock My Emotions, Skuggin’ Around, Rainbow Tylenol)
★Songs parodied by YFM
(High Voltage, Love the Way You Lie, Somebody That I Used to Know)

This track was made by craftersshaft @craftersshaft and both of these art pieces were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin! https://www.strawpoll.me/18663038

Taking A Forum Down To Bedrock

https://www.strawpoll.me/18682468
"Wear your seatbelt young lady. Your insurance doesn't cover that."
"I must have drank too much... a lizard is talking to me!"
The third battle of MASHUP WEEK has arrived! Who will win this time? The tipsy pop idol of the 2000's, or a lizard and grandpa team up of insured gamers? Cast your votes now! https://www.strawpoll.me/18682468

KE$HA:
★Songs by or Featuring Ke$ha
(Tik Tok, Die Young, Timber, We R Who We R)
★Songs related to money
(Hail Mary Mallon - Whales, All Gold Everything, Essketit)

GEICO GAMING:
★Songs featured in Geico Commercials
(Remind Me, Here I Go Again, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa)
★ Songs about vehicles
(Freecreditreport song, Life is a Highway, On the Road Again)
★Music from games common in Esports tournaments
(Tekken, Street Fighter, Fortnite)

This mashup was made by KryptoDigital @kryptodigital and these art pieces were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Driving 2 Woo Hoo

BARKLEY: Slam!!! (And THAT'S how I beat Neil!)
NEIL: How can you be playing if you're still in bed?
www.strawpoll.me/18697629

Ladies and fellas, it's time to slam now! Our fourth battle is against two experts in their fields; Charles Barkley, a basketball legend, and Neil Cicierega, a master of music, videos, and puppets. Who will win this time? Cast your vote now! www.strawpoll.me/18697629

QUAD CITY BARKLEY:
★Songs by the Quad City DJ's
(Space Jam, Ride the Train)
★Songs featured in Space Jam
(I Believe I Can Fly, Y'all Ready for This, Fly Like an Eagle)
★Songs About Basketball
(How I Beat Shaq, Just Got Dunked On, Barkley Shut Up And Jam OST)

NEIL CICIEREGA:
★Songs by Lemon Demon
(Ultimate Showdown, Brodyquest, Spirit Phone, Aaron)
★Songs frequently used in Mouth albums
(Wonderwall, Story of a Girl, One Week, Ghostbusters)
[THIS EXCLUDES SMASH MOUTH.]

This track was made by Wholepunch @whole-punch. Barkley's art was made by Constipated Nugget @nugman07, and Neil's art was made by MS360 @mate-rodriguez. Stay Jammin!

Jordan

BILLIE: Hey, you know that gaming channels will some day die off, right?
SCOTT: Yeah, but do you know that your career will some day die off, right?
https://www.strawpoll.me/18717664

For our first battle of Bracket Side B, we have a battle between two young adults; one with a popular gaming channel with a glowing blue outline, and a particularly edgy teenager with a dark side. Who will win this battle? Cast your votes now! https://www.strawpoll.me/18717664

BILLIE EILISH:
★Songs by or featuring Billie Eilish
(Bad Guy, Bury a Friend, My Strange Addiction )
★2019 Billboard Top 100 Songs
(Old Town Road, Sunflower, Truth Hurts)
★Songs literally chosen by my 11 year old sister
(The Office theme, Justin beiber)

SCOTT THE WOZ:
★Songs from Mario Kart, “Wii” Games, and Smash Bros
(Double Dash OST, Lifelight, Wii Shop, Final Destination, Wii Play Music)
★Gaming YouTuber Themes
(JonTron, Projared, Game Theory, Arlo, Scott The Woz)

This track was made by Vincent Mashups @vincents-memes-246806282. Billie's art was made by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai and Scott's was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07. Stay Jammin!

It's Bad, Baby!

Thank you, A.S.S., but we'll take it from here. We understand if they are a bit difficult to understand, feel free to ask for clarifications on possibly misunderstood sections.

Welcome to Temporary Flight Attendant, a Par Airlines brand KFAD inspired tournament! 16 contestants duke it out in this double-elimination tournament with mashups and arrangements of familiar songs, in hopes of getting an excessive amount of extra tracks made for them after this tournament ends. For more information and updates on the tourney and how you can contribute to it, consider joining our Discord server. We wish to make it a fun place to hang out for the wonderful people of the SoundClown community, and would love to see you there!
https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

Introducing Temporary Flight Attendant! (Read Desc.)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Koji Kondo - Dire Dire Docks (Water Level)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Fish/Other Sea Creatures)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Dire Dire Tox

Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

Creepa? Yeah, man! DJ Creepa, known for his hit song "MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP," he has since struggled to find popularity in the modern age. If Herobrine and CaptainSparklez get all this attention, why shouldn't he? Creepers are the face of Minecraft after all, not some outdated creepypasta. Vote DJ Creepa for an explosion of nostalgia and video game rap!

Sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
The Yogscast - Diggy Diggy Hole (Minecraft Fantrack)

Electronic Dwarf Music

Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

Creepa? Yeah, man! DJ Creepa, known for his hit song "MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP," he has since struggled to find popularity in the modern age. If Herobrine and CaptainSparklez get all this attention, why shouldn't he? Creepers are the face of Minecraft after all, not some outdated creepypasta. Vote DJ Creepa for an explosion of nostalgia and video game rap!

Sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
Lil Boom - Already Dead (Minecraft Meme/Explosion Related) 
Dan Bull - MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP (Minecraft Fantrack/Dan Bull)

Aw, Just A Little Boom?

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out  (Dog)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Dogsong  (Dog)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)

[S] Bec Noir: Let The Dog Out

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
BlackY - Seaside Dream(Water-Based Environments)
Splatoon - Calamari Inkantation (Sea Creatures)

Seaside Dream

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:

Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - The Ballad of Jack Noir (Homestuck)
 Erik "Jit" Scheele - Walk-Stab-Walk (Homestuck/Finally, a Jack Noir track that isn't by funny UNDERTALE man!)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)

That's How The Midnight Crew Works

Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Seaside Dream - BlackY(Water-Based Environments)
DNCE - Cake by The Ocean (Water-Based Environments)
Ween - Ocean Man (Water-Based Environments)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity/Virulence)

SFX used:
Pufferfish - Eugh (eugh)

Dreams By The Ocean

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
Render by: https://twitter.com/TVGhost__ , https://twitter.com/babybowser101
Teaser Image: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
The Living Tombstone - Die in a Fire (FNAF 3)
Lemon Demon - When He Died 
Lemon Demon - Spiral of Ants
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod
The Living Tombstone - Got No Time (FNAF 4)
The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF 1)

Thumbnail Sourcelist:
Ending - Fazbear Pizzaria Simulator (FNAF)
Bad Ending - FNAF 3 (FNAF)
Crying Children (FNAF)
Mouth Sounds (Album Cover) (Mouth)
Mouth Dreams (Album Cover) (Mouth)
Goosebumps - Lemon Demon (Neil)
I Am Become Christmas (Album Cover) (Neil)
Spirit Phone (Album Cover) / System Maintenance (FNAF 3) (FNAF/Neil)
The Puppet Cameo (FNAF/Mouth)
Ixion - Sega Electronics (80/90's Arcade)
Sonic The Fighters - Character Select (80/90's Arcade)
Sonic The Fighters - Aurora Icefield (80/90's Arcade)
CRT Monitor Effects (Semi-Offsource; FNAF and 80/90's Arcade)

Cabinet Fire

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gnirob
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/trans-rights
Character Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
snayk - growing on me (Flash source)
ParagonX9 - Chaoz Fantasy (Flash source)
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Flipnote source)
Dick Figures: The Movie OST (Nick Keller) - Paris Pursuit (Stick Figures source)

Growing Fantasy

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/trans-rights
Character Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
Grass Happy Loop - FancyPants Adventure (Flash)
Gonna Fly Now - Impossible Quiz (Flash)
Paralyzer - Finger Eleven [OFFSOURCE]
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga [OFFSOURCE]
Funky Music =B - Red Ball (Flash)
Title Theme - Duck Life 4 (Flash)
Notdoppler Theme (Flash)
Various I of It, FancyPants Adventure, and Impossible Quiz SFX (Flash)

Blammed Romance

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: Lazer Chicken, https://twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine and Bec Noir

MY TRAINS. OOOOOH. MY TRAINS. I GOT SMALL ONES, TINY LITTLE TRAINS. I WISH THESE TRAINS COULD TAKE ME AWAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA

Bec Noir's sourcelist:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Half Human, Half Machine's sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - My Trains (Neil Cicierega)
Bec Noir: A Hat In Time - Trainwreck of Electro Swing (Swing)
Bec Noir: Valentino Khan - Pump (That's How Mafia Works)

My Trainwreck

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown (<3)
Art by: The Temporary Flight Attendant Team, bracket design by https://soundcloud.com/popopo_3
Characters represented: The Temporarily Flight Attendant Contestants

BATTLES WILL BEGIN SHORTLY. THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES.

Songs used:
B.o.B. - Airplanes (Par Airlines)
Rick and Morty - Main Theme (Rick)
NFL - Main Theme (John Madden)
Fallout Boy - thnks fr th mmrs (Koishi)
Jeddi - Heartbeat (Rule Breaker) (Gary Modulate)
iLOVEFRiDAY - Mia Khalifa (Tik Tok)
The Little Mermaid - Under the Sea (Pufferfish)
TheLivingTombstone - Die in a Fire (Half Human, Half Machine)
Schmoyoho - The Muffin Song (Markiplier)
Death Grips - Takyon (Chaos Cohorts)
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly theme (Tragedy & Comedy)
Touhou - UN Owen Was Her?! (Koishi)
Mandopony - Discord (Chaos Cohorts)
Gravity Falls Theme (Chaos Cohorts)
ABBA - Dancing Queen (King Slime)
Nightmare Before Christmas - This is Halloween (Jack Skellington)
Baha Men - Who Let the Dogs Out? (Bec Noir)
Homestuck - Black (Bec Noir)
I Ain't Got No iPhone (Fancypants)
DMX - X Gon Give it to Ya (Rick)
Rick and Morty - Get Schwifty (Rick)
Cristina Vee - Bad Apple (Koishi)
Homestuck - Explore (Bec Noir)
Wham! - Last Christmas (Jack Skellington)
H3H3 Theme (Markiplier)
Mario Party 2 - This Way That (Duck Shoes) (Gary Modulate)
FNAF 6AM Bell Chime (Half Human, Half Machine)
Yogscast - Don't Mine at Night (DJ Creepa)
Ke$ha - Die Young (Tik Tok)
The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Opening (Tragedy & Comedy)
Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (Zalgar)
Captainsparklez - Revenge (DJ Creepa)
Notdoppler Theme (Fancypants)
Skee-Lo - I Wish (John Madden)
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics (Half Human, Half Machine)
Garfield and Friends Theme (Zalgar)
Toby Fox - Bergentrückung (King Slime)

FLY HIGH ~ A Temporary Flight Attendant Medley

EDIT 2020-06-06: The track is now onkey!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/whole-punch
Art by: @trans-rights
Characters Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
VVVVVV - Potential For Anything (Flash Games)
LittleBigPlanet - Gardens Theme (Arts & Crafts)
Passion Pit/LittleBigPlanet 2 - Sleepyhead (Arts & Crafts)
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger (Flipnotes)

Pantential For Anything

Art by: Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Mandopony - Survive The Night (FNaF)
Lemon Demon - Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Lemon Demon - Aurora Borealis 
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone

Ultimate Custom Night Of Ultimate Destiny

You fought well, good luck in the losers bracket!

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/gnirob
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Sea Creatures)
Freedom Planet OST - Aqua Tunnel 01 (Water Levels)
Blue October - Into the Ocean (Ocean)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Into The Aqua Tunnel

Track by: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Art by: @trans-rights
Characters Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
Epic Battle Fantasy 5 - Nymphis Fae (Flash, Primary Enemy/Mini-Boss/Boss Theme)
Basshunter - Walk On Water (Flipnote)

Nymphis Fae

Track by: @theguys-spicy-soundclown
Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Five Night's at Freddy's: Ultimate Custom Night - New High Score!
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod
Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
Lemon Demon - Brodyquest
FNAF VHS - MICHEAL

i'm your father

Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Simulator - Smashing Windshields
Various Game Theorist SFX (Related to Five Night's at Freddy's, taken only from FNaF videos)
Oasis - Wonderwall (Used by Neil Cicierega in Mouth albums)
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 - Death Minigame SFX 
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone
Smash Mouth - All Star (Used by Neil Cicierega in Mouth albums)

THE ONE THAT SAVES ME

Art by: @trans-rights
Characters Represented: Fancypants

Impossible! Fancypants, the sticky sensation we all know and love, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant! Straight out of Squigglevile, his home is in danger. The brave two-dimensional traveller is Running out of time, as his entire world may cease to exist in only a few months. Armed with his trusty pencil, Fancypants wishes to bring his home to us, cause he's not going anywhere, and won't go down without a fight. His close friends over at Flipnote Studio have already fallen to time and technology, and he holds their wisdom close even to this day; he will never be afraid again, and he will keep on fighting till the end. With his trusty pencil drawn, Fancypants will NOT be erased, and he'll bring his friends back, from Flash and Flipnote alike. Will he win The World's Hardest competition? You decide.

Sources:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, Snipperclips)

Songs used:
Basshunter - I Can Walk On Water (Flipnote trend)
Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster (Flipnote trend)
Super Smash Flash 2 - Main Theme (Flash game)

Victory! Fancypants

Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Georges Bizet - Toreador March (FNaF)
Various FNaF sound effects

Victory! Half Human, Half Machine

Art by: FenzoFRFR, AtlanticAqua, TVGhost, ShadowOrSmth, @lemolemoo (bracket design)
Characters represented: The Temporarily Flight Attendant LR2 Contestants

Songs used:
Par Airlines: BriPM - TFA-Hype Up (TFA)
Par Airlines: B.o.B - Airplanes (TFA)
Pufferfish: Justice - Waters of Nazareth (Water-based environments)
Garry Modulate: 3OH!3 - STARRSTRUKK [Nice Legs Daisy Dukes] (SFM)
Bec Noir: Homestuck - Sburban Jungle (Homestuck)
Pufferfish: Rae Sremmurd - Black Beatles (Sea Creatures, Dancing Crab Vid)
Garry Modulate: Aloe Blacc - The Man (SFM)
The Chaos Cohorts: Eminem ft. Rihanna - The Monster (Internal Struggles)
The Chaos Cohorts: Death Grips - The Hacker (Experimental)
Jack Skellington & Bec Noir: Parry Gripp - Wienerina (Halloween Monsters, Dog)
Koishi: IOSYS - Neko Miko Reimu (TouHou)
DJ Creepa: Dan Bull - 40 Years of Gaming (Dan Bull)
DJ Creepa: PSY - Gangnam Style (Songs used in popular Minecraft parodies) [Diggy Minecraft Style]
John Madden: M83 - Midnight City (Space)
John Madden: Porter Robinson - Shelter (Sports, appeared in a Madden title)
Koishi: Billie Eilish - ocean eyes (Eyes)
Jack Skellington: The Nightmare Before Christmas - Oogie Boogie's Song (Halloween/Tim Burton)

DRAMATIC DESPAIR ~ A Temporary Flight Attendant Medley

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/lemolemoo
Art by: The Temporary Flight Attendant Team, bracket designed by https://soundcloud.com/popopo_3
Characters represented: The Temporarily Flight Attendant Winner's Semifinalists

Songs used:
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - When He Died (Neil)
Markiplier: Persona 5 - Life Will Change (Crime)
Fancypants: VVVVVV - Potential for Anything (Flash)
Par Airlines: B.o.B. - Airplanes
ZALGAR: Sonic.exe - Hill Act 1 (Creepypasta)
Markiplier: MiniMusicMan - Crazy La Paint (Youtuber Outros)
Half Human, Half Machine: Neil Cicierega - Bustin (Neil)
Fancypants: Basshunter - I Can Walk On Water (Flipnote)
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - Touch Tone Telephone (Neil)
ZALGAR: Yume Nikki - Monoko's Dance (Horror)
Fancypants: Rihanna - Disturbia
ZALGAR: Poppy - Meat (ARGs)
Markiplier: Schmoyo - ALL THE WAY (Youtuber Songs)
Markiplier/Fancypants: - Michael Jackson - Smooth Criminal (Flipnote/Crime)
Half Human, Half Machine: Super Street Fighter II - Guile Stage (Arcade)
Fancypants: Paper Mario: The Origami King - M-A-X Power! (Arts & Crafts)
Markiplier: Dirty Rush & Gregor Es - Brass (Youtuber Intros, Ali-A)
Half Human, Half Machine: Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (gee i wonder) 
ZALGAR: The Weeknd - In Your Eyes (Weekends)
Markiplier: GTA San Andreas - Main Theme (Crime)
ZALGAR: Rebecca Black - Friday (Fridays/Weekends)
Par Airlines: TFA Buildup

SFX:
ZALGAR: Kefka/Sonic.EXE Laugh (Creepypasta)
Half Human, Half Machine: FNAF3 Sound effects (6am, Jumpscare)
Half Human, Half Machine: FNAF 1 SFX (Phone ringing, Animatronic at your door)
Markiplier: Markiplier (HOW)
Fancypants: Fancy Pants Adventure SFX
ZALGAR: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Garfield and Friends!"

ERRATIC TRAJECTORY ~ A Flight Attendant's Semifinalist Medley

https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines4/r3-m1-results
THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES. HOWEVER, YOU CHEATERS CAN CONSUME MY ROBOTIC BEHIND.
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CABINET MAN: "THE I OF IT. DOT YOUR 'I'S, AND CROSS YOUR 'T'S, MY DEAR. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT WE'RE DISCOVERING."

FANCYPANTS: "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza? I'll be staying true to Papa Louie, thank you very much! I'm in it for him, no, for ALL of my friends... so good luck, ya robot weirdos, 'cause I got a destiny to fulfill, and I will keep on fighting till I die."

SPRINGTRAP: "Pathetic, absolutely pitiful... you truly believe that winning this tournament will delay your fate? Your so-called destiny is nothing but hopeful ignorance. God doesn't care about justice, or what's right or wrong... God just likes to watch interesting things happen, I would know, I would know..."
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Art by: https://twitter.com/ragnamalamity (Sketch/Line art) & https://twitter.com/AquaPixelStuff (Digitalization)
[Posters were submitted by various team members, and will likely be compiled in high quality/credited] 
Characters represented: Fancypants | Half Human, Half Machine

Fancypants' sourcelist:
- Songs from Flash games of any era (Run, VVVVVV, Super Smash Flash, TBOI, etc.)
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote (Do You Like Waffles?, I Can Walk On Water, Harder Better Faster, etc.)
- Songs related to stick figures (Stick Fight: The Game, original music by Saster, etc.)
- Songs related to arts & crafts (Creativity song from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared, songs from the Paper Mario franchise, etc.)

Half Human, Half Machine's Sourcelist
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
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Both:
Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Flash/Neil Cicierega)
Eminem - My Name Is (Flipnote memes/Songs used in Mouth)

Fancypants:
THIS IS SPARTA! Clip (Classic flash animations/Flipnote meme)
Sporty-O - Let Me Hit It (Flipnote memes)
Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams (Flipnote memes)
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (Flipnote Meme)
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door - Doopliss Battle (Arts & Crafts)
Iyaz - Replay (Flipnote Memes)
Parry Grip - Nom Nom Nom (Flipnote Memes)
Green Day - Basket Case (Flipnote Memes)
Bill Conti - Gonna Fly Now (Flash games, The Impossible Quiz theme)
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Flipnote Memes/Neil Cicierega, was used in Mouth Sounds, but Fancypants get priority)
Sub0ru - Sub0ru Theme Be Like (Stick Figures, SasterDaStickMan LOL)
Parry Grip - Do You Like Waffles? (Flipnote Memes)


Half Human, Half Machine:
Nine Days - Absolutely (Songs used in Mouth)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Mouth Moods/Neil Cicierega)
SMiLE.dk - Butterfly (Arcade Gaming, Dance Dance Revolution)
Lemon Demon - Touchtone Telephone (Neil Cicierega)
Tay Zonday - Chocolate Rain (Songs used in Mouth)
Lemon Demon - My Trains (Neil Cicierega)
Donkey Kong - Hammer (Arcade)
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (take a guess)
Griffinilla - Stay Calm (FNaF)
Potter Puppet Pals - Mysterious Ticking Noise (Neil Cicierega)
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod (Neil Cicierega)
Smash Mouth - All Star (Mouth)
The Living Tombstone - Die In A Fire (FNaF)
Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Songs used in Mouth)

(R3 - M1) DUEL! My Name is Springtrap ~ The Joy of Creation

This was the full set made for the Oreceler Fest to represent Par Airlines. You can find the full streams and all the other wonderful sets here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHQgKgyAVZKXDs1hicVa2BQ

Thank you so much for having us. This beat dropped harder than our follower count on hiatus. Hopefully, things will get moving again soon. We are currently trying to get things under control. Thank you so much for your patience, and as always, thank you for flying with Par Airlines. We love you! <3

Tracklist:
Passenger of Shit - Staple Tapeworms (Gangu Remix)
BriPM - Slaughterers Rise Up
Vincent Mashups - We'll Be Fine During This Creepy Christmas
CactusTeam - The Tale of Two Tortured Minds
BriPM - DRAMATIC DESPAIR
CactusTeam - Jon's Mixtape
Gangu - Untitled Mashup (never to be released)
trash
BriPM - [NAME OBSCURED DUE TO BEING SPOILER CONTENT. KEVIN CAN LICK MY ROBOT [PHRASE OBSCURED DUE TO OBSCENE NATURE]]

Neurax Biivafucker: ORECELER FEST - Full TFA Set

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server or SoundCloud PMs!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

(R3 - M1) DUEL! My Name is Springtrap ~ The Joy of Creation

Temporary Flight Attendant 4: Turbulence [MOVED]