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“Bleeding Letters” is a raw, emotional confession straight from the heart. Every line feels like ink spilled with pain, as if the words themselves are bleeding onto paper. It’s about writing letters you’ll never send, love that still lingers like open wounds, and the heavy silence that follows heartbreak. The song captures the ache of vulnerability, the struggle to let go, and the hope that someday those letters will finally stop bleeding.

Bleeding Letters

CABINET MAN: "A GREAT WORK OF SATIRE."
SPRINGTRAP: "Take that ridiculous uniform off... how about a nice SUIT instead?" 
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A MATCH THAT ONE COULD ALMOST COMPARE TO MISSINGNO. VS HOBART, HOW UNFORTUNATE. PERHAPS TIKTOK WILL PERFORM BETTER IN THE LOSERS BRACKET.

THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH PAR AIRLINES!

(R1 - M3) Results

Let me tell ya, dudes. This match was CRAZY! One of these losers was in the lead all day, but the other topped 'em over night! Man, both fought so well, such a shame to see one of them go to the Dire Dire Dock of Shame!
145 to 124, sheesh.

(LR1 - M1) Results

WARNING! AN UNAUTHORIZED PASSENGER HAS BOARDED THE PLANE. PLEASE REMAIN IN YOUR SEATS WHILE WE HANDLE THE THREAT.
DUE TO LACK OF A PROPER FLIGHT ATTENDANT TO ATTEND TO THE SITUATION, WE WILL BE SENDING OUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT CANDIDATES TO ATTEND TO THE THREAT. A PROPER FLIGHT ATTENDANT MUST BE ABLE TO HANDLE HIJACKERS.
GOOD LUCK- Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐ -AND- Jack Skellington. Ỵ̴̢̢̛̩͓̩̞̹̺̮̖̥͙̊̑̅̓̒̀̽̈̋̑̾͛́̾̚Ô̶̗̪͔̊̓̓Ų̴̮̳͈̝̠͇̣̋̎͆͛̂̔̌͘͠ͅ'̴͔̝̟̜̟̄̊̏͑̿̈́R̴̢̛̛͎̗̞̩̻͕͓̻̻͈̗̳̫̲̰̱̺͖̰̂͋̿̋̒̈́̃̂́̽͛̿̌̈́͆͌͌̄̍͆̀̕͠͝Ȩ̴̛̱̭͍̯̠̻̟̼̯̦̬̖̖͖͎͚͖͎͍̯̺̟̟̦͑͐͆́̈́̏̿̋́̕͜͜͠͝Ỵ̶̢̢̢̡̱̝͙͈̹͔̗͓͎͖͖̱͎̲͈̟̫́́̈́Ǫ̵̯̝͕̫̻̪̻̙͔̠̦̺͕̳̥͈̳͉̖̺̞̹͈̭̺̉̐̆̿̂̐́̅͐̉͑̒̅̿̋̈́̈́̌̔͋͌͑̋̕̕͜͝͠Ų̶͎̰̟̘͈̪͈͔̫͉̹̭̈̋̚'̸͎̻̯̱̮͍̙̣̝͉͈̜̺̮̜̹̰̙̦͉̤̜̈́̀̃͑́͆͛̉̌̈̍́̊͂͜͠͝͠R̴̠̤̆̒̎̂̍̌Ę̷͕̬͉̜̭̞̜̻̗̖̹͔̣̝͎̼̮̺̲̜̻̠̞͈̎̈̎̈́̊͑̄̑̌̾͂̾̋̔͋̀̋̿̚͘͘͠ͅY̶̡̨̛̛̰̠̦̝͓̲̻̪̳͉̥̩̹̫̖̯̙̜̳̬͗̋̋̋̅̔͐̏͊́̆͒̄̔̑͌̑̏̆͒̄̄̽͘͜͜ͅỠ̸̛̼̠͉̹̎̏̀̍̋̏̽̒̀̄̋͊̽̂̿̕̕͘͝͝Ų̵̢̛̟̳̹̺̲̻̻͕̗̫̲͔̬͇̻͌̓̂͑̓͊̿̓͂̒͆̂̌͘͜ͅ'̷̛̖͖͋́̀͋̄̔͗̽̀̔̍̇̄̚̕Ŗ̵̣̘̩̠̻͎͕̪̤͍͉̘̦̘̼͕̠̹̞͕̘͔̯̬̳̦́͒͊́̈́̋̋͐̓͑̔͋̇͌̇̈́̕͜͝Ȩ̸̧̤͉̼̮̳̲̗̘͚̻͍̺͉̞̰͙̩̟̖̪͔̹̟̾̿̇͆͗̇͐̇̏̔̿̈̃̕͝ͅH̴̢̨̧̡̖̬̗̯͓͖̼̰̦̱̩̫̫͔̖̝͉̮̮͉̱͙̣̯̜̲̹̫̥̠̻͓̯̳̝̜̰̟̖̲̜̻̦̯͓̜̼̽̏̾̀̿̏͛͐͒͑́̐̓̑̆̏͂̍̾͊͊̓͂͂̂͆̆̊̀̈́̂̐̅̏̂͛̈́͆̕͜͝͠͝Ḛ̶̢̨̡̨̧̧̧̨̢̡̛̛̛̭̘̜̩̫̟̘̥̫̳̥̥̱̭̖͖͔̪͉̗̩̹̺̞͓̬̱̠̖͔̳̳̲̻͙̼͔͉̘̗̣̭̲̘̣͓̉̋̽̾͐̎͒͋̓̓̑̒̋̈́̏͌͑̀͛͊͋͗̋̒̐͂́̐̍̽͆͑͑̂̋̈̌͂̋͌̓̍͛̈͛̓̇͛̉̓͋͂̓͂̉̕̕̕̚̚͜͜͝͠ͅC̴̢̡̨̧̯̺͙̻̲͉̜͍̦̣̞͍̪̬̗̲̦͕̯̭̫͙̳̻̟͕̦͕͚̠̪̯̲̠̥̜͍͇̣̮͖̹̻̬̥̖̗̏́͒̓̈́͂̾̌̄̐̆͆̽̈́͂̈́̐̐̏́͑̌̽͂͛͋̈́̓͑͐͒͌̽́̾͘̕̕͠Ǫ̵̧̨͇͖̠̥̲͖̠͔̥̲̹̮̻̟̤̬̦̜̪̮̭͙̝̙̮̙̗̱͚̩̯͖͍͚̻̳̰̯͍̘̙̩̦̬͎̺͍̓̋̓̾ͅM̵̨̳̰̻͔̝͓̪̖̖̻̩̯̯̫̮̦̰̱͓̟̥͇̘̺̫̜͎͖̖̻̙͉̜̹̥̔́͗̂͊̉͂̆̂̎͂̆̚̕͜͝͝ͅͅE̴̡̨̧̢̨̡̨̨̛̛̟̠̬̙̟̣̰͕͉̻̭̯̹̟͔̮͈̻̟̫̗͓̜̯̘͎̗̱̳̻͐͛́̑̐͐̋͑̊̈̊̈̍̊̊́̃̇̃̓̓̀̎̂̿͒̌̉̀͛̏͑͑̈́̆̉͛̀̀̌̃̍́͛̀́̀͋͌́́̾̏̃̎̚̚̕̚͘͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅŞ̴̜̙̳̣̤̫͓̜̯͇̼̪͔̻̞͓̦͙͓̊͋̅̅͌̔̒̿̀́͋̆̄̅̎́́̉̕̕̚͝͝


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(Main stock by https://twitter.com/AquaPixelStuff, Skellington by twitter.com/TVGhost__ and Zalgar by https://twitter.com/fenzofrfr)

[BOSS] SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/bri-pm
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids

EY, IM WALKIN 'ERE! A web slinger from a broken word, Miles Morales swings his way into Rave Week. But he's got no time to spare. Joining him in his delivery; a sentient, Slang slapping New York City Pizza. Together, they are New York Pizza Time! Unorthodox to be sure, but don't be fooled. With the legendary Pizza Tower at their disposal, there's no time like Pizza Time

SOURCE LIST.

- Songs relating to Spider-Man related media
(Pizza Theme, Sunflower, etc.)

- Songs from “OG rappers”
(The Notorious B.I.G., Tupac, etc.)

- Songs about New York
(New York New York, Empire State of Mind, etc.)

- Songs about Pizza (Spider-Man 2 Pizza Theme, Pizza Tower ost, Roblox Work At A Pizza Place, Fnaf OST, etc)
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Sources Used:
Statistix - Pizza (Pizza)
Kendrick Lamar - Swimming Pools [Drank] (OG Rappers)
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Stay Funny!

drinkin' and chillin'

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TWO AND A HALF SHADOWS ARE YOUR VICTOR.

SHADOWS -  154 VOTES [ 50.7% ]
JESTERS - 150 VOTES [ 49.3% ]

BON: I KNEW IT! I KNEW YEW TWO WILLYWANKERS WERE UPTCHO NO GOOD...

RESULTS - [ R1M6 ]

Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Markiplier

Alright, he's in. Hello everybody, his name is Markiplier, the YouTube gamer and fearless entertainer himself, and he is now competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This smooth criminal has past experience in the great Heist with Markiplier, and with his arsenal of gamer and crime related sources, he'll steal the show and take your hearts alike! Will this villain number one make it all the way to fuckin' victory town, or is he something best left forgotten? Just like before, YOU get to decide, because YOU are epic!

Sources:
- Songs by or featuring usually non-music oriented YouTubers (THE MUFFIN SONG by Schmoyoho, Bitch Lasagna by Pewdiepie, I’m Something Else by SomeThingElseYT, etc.)
- Music used as outros, intros, or BGM by popular YouTubers (H3H3 Theme Song, Science Blaster from Game Theory, 145 Poodles from Vsauce, etc.)
- Songs relating to crime or undercover infiltration (Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson, GTA San Andreas Main Theme, the Metal Gear Solid franchise, Persona 5, etc.)

Songs used:
KSI - Millions (KSI's music career came well into his YouTube career, therefore his discography still falls under "Songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers")
iDubbbz feat. Boyinaband - Asian Jake Paul (Songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers)
N.W.A. - Fuck Da Police (Crime, hold them accountable)

INJU7TICE

Track by: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Memories/Forgetting)
The Living Tombstone - September (Memories/Forgetting)
Touhou 11: Subterranean Animism - Hartmann's Youkai Girl (Touhou)

The 21st Night Arrives Once More ~ September's ENCORE

Track by: @pinewithsun
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun)
Character Represented: Comedy & Tragedy

Yee-ha! Comedy, the clown, and Tragedy, aka cowboypensive, have arrived. With the quickest hands in the West, and years of experience in theater, I reckon this clownin' crew is worth your while. Vote for Comedy & Tragedy if you're a fan of the wild west, circuses, or showtunes!

Sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Heathers: The Musical - Lifeboat (Theater)

Storms Are Approaching

Well, dudes, this match was somethin' else! 195 to 125 votes, 320 votes total. Absolutely INSANE! Even Mr. Modulate showed up to say a little farewell, how sweet, upupupu! Both contestants took down some of the most formidable foes in the entire tournament, both contestants fought VERY well, but as you all know, one of 'em's headin' to the Dock of Shame! Almost feel a little bad~, but I'm Chris McKuma, crushin' dreams is kinda my job, so... Who's hopes will I absolutely DECIMATE next? Tune in next time to find out, here in TEMPORARY. FLIGHT. ATTENA̴͂͒À̴́Ȁ̷͆À̷̛A̴̐̈À̸͝Ä̶́̈́G̶̓̍Ó̴̐N̸͌̀N̷͛̈Y̶͗̑Y̴̧̅Y̷̐͝-

ALLLRIGHTY THEN, I'M OUTTA HERE! I love my job, sure, but I don't get paid enough to deal with dudes like THAT. T̵h̴e̴y̴'̵r̴e̴ ̶a̸l̷l̵ ̶y̷o̷u̸r̴s̸,̷ ̷b̵u̸d̷.̷ ̸Now if you'll excuse me, I have another match to set up, far, far away from you!

(LR3 - M1) Results

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/crimson-chin-funny-jojoke And @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/papyron95-2
Story: anon
Character Subbed By: anon

Everything is over now. Rave Satan has been taken down, and now everyone has returned to the surface. Everyone split up, and went their own ways.
Giovanni remained by the exit for a while, looking down, before he starts to walk home. On his way home, he walks through a massive flower field, filled with lavender flowers.

Giovanni: "... This scent. It's... nostalgic."

He looks around, taking a slow, deep breath.

Giovanni:"... It reminds me of Lavender Town, back in Kanto. I haven't been there in a long time. Especially not since father..."

He stopped in his path, and sighed.

Giovanni:"... Get it together, Giovanni. It's over. He's gone now."

He keeps walking, the scent getting stronger and stronger.

Giovanni:"... Why does everything feel... wrong? I usually don't feel like this..."

He turns around, looking at the direction he came from, as he sees the Gangplank Galleon sail away from the exit through the river.

Giovanni:"... I still can't believe I just was in hell."

He hits himself in the face.

Giovanni:"Gah! Stop thinking like that! Stay focused, Giovanni! You're a crimelord!"

His Pokéball begins to shake a little.

Giovanni opens the Pokéball, as his Persian jumps out, purring with joy from seeing his master again.

Giovanni:"... You've been the only one I could truly trust, Persian."

Within Giovanni's mind, he sees flashbacks of his childhood, back when Persian was just a Meowth.

Giovanni:"... I've never been truly able to thank you. I've not shown you kindness, as I must be tough for my team. ... Forgive me."

Persian purrs, rubbing their head on his leg. Giovanni smiles, as a tear slowly slides down his cheek.

Giovanni:"... Maybe, I've chosen the wrong path all along. Maybe, I've done it all wrong-"

A presence was suddenly felt near him.

Giovanni:"... Hm."

Giovanni smiles, as he takes out his Master Ball.

Giovanni: "Maybe another day, Persian. Maybe one day, I'll retire. But for now...?"

He turns around, facing the purple creature near him.

Mewtwo: "..."

Giovanni: "I, am Giovanni! Leader of Team Rainbow Rocket!"

He holds out his Master Ball towards Mewtwo.

Giovanni: "And you, will help me achieve my true destiny, as ruler of Kanto!"
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9th Place - Giovanni. Not a big fan favorite by any means, but had great pulls all around and had some fans.(Average Percentage - 51.10%)

Round 1 - King K. Rool wins against the Crime Lord, sending him to the Losers Bracket.(55.9% - 44.1%)

Losers Round 1 - This time, Giovanni defeats the infamous Cat Girl herself: ''Uramiko.'' (61% - 39%)

Losers Round 2 - In an unexpectedly close battle, Etroup wins against Giovanni! Surprising many. (51.8% - 48.2%)

Sources Used:
Mitsuharu Fukuyama - Baka Mitai (Mafia)
21 Pilots - Heathens (Mafia)
Pokemon Ruby And Sapphire - Team Aqua/Magma Hideout (Evil Pokemon Teams)
Coolio - Gangstas Paradise (Mafia)
Pokemon Main Theme (You know the one..Pokemon Gen 1.)
Pokemon Red - Opening (Pokemon Gen 1)
MISHA - POKEMON GO SONG (Pokemon Gen 1)
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind - Torture Dance (Mafia) 
Ice Cube - Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven (Mafia)
Pokemon Sun And Moon - Team Skull Encounter (Evil Pokemon Teams) 
Eminem Ft. Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie (Mafia)
Giovanni/Team Rocket Voice Lines (Evil Pokemon Teams)
Paramore - Misery Business (Mafia)
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Stay Funny!

9th Place - Blasting Off Again

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server or SoundCloud PMs!

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Storms Are Approaching

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