Let me tell ya, dudes. This match was CRAZY! One of these losers was in the lead all day, but the other topped 'em over night! Man, both fought so well, such a shame to see one of them go to the Dire Dire Dock of Shame!
145 to 124, sheesh.

(LR1 - M1) Results

WARNING! AN UNAUTHORIZED PASSENGER HAS BOARDED THE PLANE. PLEASE REMAIN IN YOUR SEATS WHILE WE HANDLE THE THREAT.
DUE TO LACK OF A PROPER FLIGHT ATTENDANT TO ATTEND TO THE SITUATION, WE WILL BE SENDING OUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT CANDIDATES TO ATTEND TO THE THREAT. A PROPER FLIGHT ATTENDANT MUST BE ABLE TO HANDLE HIJACKERS.
GOOD LUCK- Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐ -AND- Jack Skellington. Ỵ̴̢̢̛̩͓̩̞̹̺̮̖̥͙̊̑̅̓̒̀̽̈̋̑̾͛́̾̚Ô̶̗̪͔̊̓̓Ų̴̮̳͈̝̠͇̣̋̎͆͛̂̔̌͘͠ͅ'̴͔̝̟̜̟̄̊̏͑̿̈́R̴̢̛̛͎̗̞̩̻͕͓̻̻͈̗̳̫̲̰̱̺͖̰̂͋̿̋̒̈́̃̂́̽͛̿̌̈́͆͌͌̄̍͆̀̕͠͝Ȩ̴̛̱̭͍̯̠̻̟̼̯̦̬̖̖͖͎͚͖͎͍̯̺̟̟̦͑͐͆́̈́̏̿̋́̕͜͜͠͝Ỵ̶̢̢̢̡̱̝͙͈̹͔̗͓͎͖͖̱͎̲͈̟̫́́̈́Ǫ̵̯̝͕̫̻̪̻̙͔̠̦̺͕̳̥͈̳͉̖̺̞̹͈̭̺̉̐̆̿̂̐́̅͐̉͑̒̅̿̋̈́̈́̌̔͋͌͑̋̕̕͜͝͠Ų̶͎̰̟̘͈̪͈͔̫͉̹̭̈̋̚'̸͎̻̯̱̮͍̙̣̝͉͈̜̺̮̜̹̰̙̦͉̤̜̈́̀̃͑́͆͛̉̌̈̍́̊͂͜͠͝͠R̴̠̤̆̒̎̂̍̌Ę̷͕̬͉̜̭̞̜̻̗̖̹͔̣̝͎̼̮̺̲̜̻̠̞͈̎̈̎̈́̊͑̄̑̌̾͂̾̋̔͋̀̋̿̚͘͘͠ͅY̶̡̨̛̛̰̠̦̝͓̲̻̪̳͉̥̩̹̫̖̯̙̜̳̬͗̋̋̋̅̔͐̏͊́̆͒̄̔̑͌̑̏̆͒̄̄̽͘͜͜ͅỠ̸̛̼̠͉̹̎̏̀̍̋̏̽̒̀̄̋͊̽̂̿̕̕͘͝͝Ų̵̢̛̟̳̹̺̲̻̻͕̗̫̲͔̬͇̻͌̓̂͑̓͊̿̓͂̒͆̂̌͘͜ͅ'̷̛̖͖͋́̀͋̄̔͗̽̀̔̍̇̄̚̕Ŗ̵̣̘̩̠̻͎͕̪̤͍͉̘̦̘̼͕̠̹̞͕̘͔̯̬̳̦́͒͊́̈́̋̋͐̓͑̔͋̇͌̇̈́̕͜͝Ȩ̸̧̤͉̼̮̳̲̗̘͚̻͍̺͉̞̰͙̩̟̖̪͔̹̟̾̿̇͆͗̇͐̇̏̔̿̈̃̕͝ͅH̴̢̨̧̡̖̬̗̯͓͖̼̰̦̱̩̫̫͔̖̝͉̮̮͉̱͙̣̯̜̲̹̫̥̠̻͓̯̳̝̜̰̟̖̲̜̻̦̯͓̜̼̽̏̾̀̿̏͛͐͒͑́̐̓̑̆̏͂̍̾͊͊̓͂͂̂͆̆̊̀̈́̂̐̅̏̂͛̈́͆̕͜͝͠͝Ḛ̶̢̨̡̨̧̧̧̨̢̡̛̛̛̭̘̜̩̫̟̘̥̫̳̥̥̱̭̖͖͔̪͉̗̩̹̺̞͓̬̱̠̖͔̳̳̲̻͙̼͔͉̘̗̣̭̲̘̣͓̉̋̽̾͐̎͒͋̓̓̑̒̋̈́̏͌͑̀͛͊͋͗̋̒̐͂́̐̍̽͆͑͑̂̋̈̌͂̋͌̓̍͛̈͛̓̇͛̉̓͋͂̓͂̉̕̕̕̚̚͜͜͝͠ͅC̴̢̡̨̧̯̺͙̻̲͉̜͍̦̣̞͍̪̬̗̲̦͕̯̭̫͙̳̻̟͕̦͕͚̠̪̯̲̠̥̜͍͇̣̮͖̹̻̬̥̖̗̏́͒̓̈́͂̾̌̄̐̆͆̽̈́͂̈́̐̐̏́͑̌̽͂͛͋̈́̓͑͐͒͌̽́̾͘̕̕͠Ǫ̵̧̨͇͖̠̥̲͖̠͔̥̲̹̮̻̟̤̬̦̜̪̮̭͙̝̙̮̙̗̱͚̩̯͖͍͚̻̳̰̯͍̘̙̩̦̬͎̺͍̓̋̓̾ͅM̵̨̳̰̻͔̝͓̪̖̖̻̩̯̯̫̮̦̰̱͓̟̥͇̘̺̫̜͎͖̖̻̙͉̜̹̥̔́͗̂͊̉͂̆̂̎͂̆̚̕͜͝͝ͅͅE̴̡̨̧̢̨̡̨̨̛̛̟̠̬̙̟̣̰͕͉̻̭̯̹̟͔̮͈̻̟̫̗͓̜̯̘͎̗̱̳̻͐͛́̑̐͐̋͑̊̈̊̈̍̊̊́̃̇̃̓̓̀̎̂̿͒̌̉̀͛̏͑͑̈́̆̉͛̀̀̌̃̍́͛̀́̀͋͌́́̾̏̃̎̚̚̕̚͘͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅŞ̴̜̙̳̣̤̫͓̜̯͇̼̪͔̻̞͓̦͙͓̊͋̅̅͌̔̒̿̀́͋̆̄̅̎́́̉̕̕̚͝͝


W̵o̴u̵l̵d̴ ̵y̷o̵u̸ ̸s̷t̸o̸p̶ ̷w̵i̶t̵h̶ ̷t̸h̵e̵ ̸r̴e̷p̸e̷t̷i̵t̴i̴v̵e̵ ̴d̸i̵a̴l̷o̸g̸u̶e̵ ̷a̸l̸r̸e̶a̴d̸y̶?̵ ̷W̵e̸ ̵w̵o̷n̸'̸t̵ ̸b̴e̸ ̴n̴e̵e̵d̵i̵n̸g̵ ̸a̸n̴y̵ ̷o̶f̸ ̷y̸o̴u̷r̷ ̸"̷l̷u̴c̵k̴,̶"̸ ̴c̴o̷m̷p̶u̷t̷e̷r̸ ̸g̵i̴r̷l̴.̷
(Main stock by https://twitter.com/AquaPixelStuff, Skellington by twitter.com/TVGhost__ and Zalgar by https://twitter.com/fenzofrfr)

[BOSS] SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT

the sound i make doing your mom

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/bri-pm
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids

EY, IM WALKIN 'ERE! A web slinger from a broken word, Miles Morales swings his way into Rave Week. But he's got no time to spare. Joining him in his delivery; a sentient, Slang slapping New York City Pizza. Together, they are New York Pizza Time! Unorthodox to be sure, but don't be fooled. With the legendary Pizza Tower at their disposal, there's no time like Pizza Time

SOURCE LIST.

- Songs relating to Spider-Man related media
(Pizza Theme, Sunflower, etc.)

- Songs from “OG rappers”
(The Notorious B.I.G., Tupac, etc.)

- Songs about New York
(New York New York, Empire State of Mind, etc.)

- Songs about Pizza (Spider-Man 2 Pizza Theme, Pizza Tower ost, Roblox Work At A Pizza Place, Fnaf OST, etc)
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Sources Used:
Statistix - Pizza (Pizza)
Kendrick Lamar - Swimming Pools [Drank] (OG Rappers)
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Stay Funny!

drinkin' and chillin'

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TWO AND A HALF SHADOWS ARE YOUR VICTOR.

SHADOWS -  154 VOTES [ 50.7% ]
JESTERS - 150 VOTES [ 49.3% ]

BON: I KNEW IT! I KNEW YEW TWO WILLYWANKERS WERE UPTCHO NO GOOD...

RESULTS - [ R1M6 ]

Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Markiplier

Alright, he's in. Hello everybody, his name is Markiplier, the YouTube gamer and fearless entertainer himself, and he is now competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This smooth criminal has past experience in the great Heist with Markiplier, and with his arsenal of gamer and crime related sources, he'll steal the show and take your hearts alike! Will this villain number one make it all the way to fuckin' victory town, or is he something best left forgotten? Just like before, YOU get to decide, because YOU are epic!

Sources:
- Songs by or featuring usually non-music oriented YouTubers (THE MUFFIN SONG by Schmoyoho, Bitch Lasagna by Pewdiepie, I’m Something Else by SomeThingElseYT, etc.)
- Music used as outros, intros, or BGM by popular YouTubers (H3H3 Theme Song, Science Blaster from Game Theory, 145 Poodles from Vsauce, etc.)
- Songs relating to crime or undercover infiltration (Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson, GTA San Andreas Main Theme, the Metal Gear Solid franchise, Persona 5, etc.)

Songs used:
KSI - Millions (KSI's music career came well into his YouTube career, therefore his discography still falls under "Songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers")
iDubbbz feat. Boyinaband - Asian Jake Paul (Songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers)
N.W.A. - Fuck Da Police (Crime, hold them accountable)

INJU7TICE

Track by: @pinewithsun
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun)
Character Represented: Comedy & Tragedy

Yee-ha! Comedy, the clown, and Tragedy, aka cowboypensive, have arrived. With the quickest hands in the West, and years of experience in theater, I reckon this clownin' crew is worth your while. Vote for Comedy & Tragedy if you're a fan of the wild west, circuses, or showtunes!

Sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Heathers: The Musical - Lifeboat (Theater)

Storms Are Approaching

WARNING! AN UNAUTHORIZED PASSENGER HAS BOARDED THE PLANE. PLEASE REMAIN IN YOUR SEATS WHILE WE HANDLE THE THREAT.
DUE TO LACK OF A PROPER FLIGHT ATTENDANT TO ATTEND TO THE SITUATION, WE WILL BE SENDING OUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT CANDIDATES TO ATTEND TO THE THREAT. A PROPER FLIGHT ATTENDANT MUST BE ABLE TO HANDLE HIJACKERS.
GOOD LUCK- Markiplier. -AND- Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐. -YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT.

[BOSS] STORMS ARE APPROACHING

Well, dudes, this match was somethin' else! 195 to 125 votes, 320 votes total. Absolutely INSANE! Even Mr. Modulate showed up to say a little farewell, how sweet, upupupu! Both contestants took down some of the most formidable foes in the entire tournament, both contestants fought VERY well, but as you all know, one of 'em's headin' to the Dock of Shame! Almost feel a little bad~, but I'm Chris McKuma, crushin' dreams is kinda my job, so... Who's hopes will I absolutely DECIMATE next? Tune in next time to find out, here in TEMPORARY. FLIGHT. ATTENA̴͂͒À̴́Ȁ̷͆À̷̛A̴̐̈À̸͝Ä̶́̈́G̶̓̍Ó̴̐N̸͌̀N̷͛̈Y̶͗̑Y̴̧̅Y̷̐͝-

ALLLRIGHTY THEN, I'M OUTTA HERE! I love my job, sure, but I don't get paid enough to deal with dudes like THAT. T̵h̴e̴y̴'̵r̴e̴ ̶a̸l̷l̵ ̶y̷o̷u̸r̴s̸,̷ ̷b̵u̸d̷.̷ ̸Now if you'll excuse me, I have another match to set up, far, far away from you!

(LR3 - M1) Results

Track By: https://soundcloud.com/crimson-chin-funny-jojoke And @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/papyron95-2
Story: anon
Character Subbed By: anon

Everything is over now. Rave Satan has been taken down, and now everyone has returned to the surface. Everyone split up, and went their own ways.
Giovanni remained by the exit for a while, looking down, before he starts to walk home. On his way home, he walks through a massive flower field, filled with lavender flowers.

Giovanni: "... This scent. It's... nostalgic."

He looks around, taking a slow, deep breath.

Giovanni:"... It reminds me of Lavender Town, back in Kanto. I haven't been there in a long time. Especially not since father..."

He stopped in his path, and sighed.

Giovanni:"... Get it together, Giovanni. It's over. He's gone now."

He keeps walking, the scent getting stronger and stronger.

Giovanni:"... Why does everything feel... wrong? I usually don't feel like this..."

He turns around, looking at the direction he came from, as he sees the Gangplank Galleon sail away from the exit through the river.

Giovanni:"... I still can't believe I just was in hell."

He hits himself in the face.

Giovanni:"Gah! Stop thinking like that! Stay focused, Giovanni! You're a crimelord!"

His Pokéball begins to shake a little.

Giovanni opens the Pokéball, as his Persian jumps out, purring with joy from seeing his master again.

Giovanni:"... You've been the only one I could truly trust, Persian."

Within Giovanni's mind, he sees flashbacks of his childhood, back when Persian was just a Meowth.

Giovanni:"... I've never been truly able to thank you. I've not shown you kindness, as I must be tough for my team. ... Forgive me."

Persian purrs, rubbing their head on his leg. Giovanni smiles, as a tear slowly slides down his cheek.

Giovanni:"... Maybe, I've chosen the wrong path all along. Maybe, I've done it all wrong-"

A presence was suddenly felt near him.

Giovanni:"... Hm."

Giovanni smiles, as he takes out his Master Ball.

Giovanni: "Maybe another day, Persian. Maybe one day, I'll retire. But for now...?"

He turns around, facing the purple creature near him.

Mewtwo: "..."

Giovanni: "I, am Giovanni! Leader of Team Rainbow Rocket!"

He holds out his Master Ball towards Mewtwo.

Giovanni: "And you, will help me achieve my true destiny, as ruler of Kanto!"
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9th Place - Giovanni. Not a big fan favorite by any means, but had great pulls all around and had some fans.(Average Percentage - 51.10%)

Round 1 - King K. Rool wins against the Crime Lord, sending him to the Losers Bracket.(55.9% - 44.1%)

Losers Round 1 - This time, Giovanni defeats the infamous Cat Girl herself: ''Uramiko.'' (61% - 39%)

Losers Round 2 - In an unexpectedly close battle, Etroup wins against Giovanni! Surprising many. (51.8% - 48.2%)

Sources Used:
Mitsuharu Fukuyama - Baka Mitai (Mafia)
21 Pilots - Heathens (Mafia)
Pokemon Ruby And Sapphire - Team Aqua/Magma Hideout (Evil Pokemon Teams)
Coolio - Gangstas Paradise (Mafia)
Pokemon Main Theme (You know the one..Pokemon Gen 1.)
Pokemon Red - Opening (Pokemon Gen 1)
MISHA - POKEMON GO SONG (Pokemon Gen 1)
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind - Torture Dance (Mafia) 
Ice Cube - Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven (Mafia)
Pokemon Sun And Moon - Team Skull Encounter (Evil Pokemon Teams) 
Eminem Ft. Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie (Mafia)
Giovanni/Team Rocket Voice Lines (Evil Pokemon Teams)
Paramore - Misery Business (Mafia)
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Stay Funny!

9th Place - Blasting Off Again

Track by:  @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Art by: https://twitter.com/WaffWafols
Character Represented: John Madden

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[ While Madden may not be on mission right now, he takes the time to calmly stargaze as his match with Fancypants is fast approaching. However, his tranquil gaze into space is interrupted as his opponent approaches. ] 

MADDEN: What’s up, son. Never mind the occasional chat before the big game, but I didn’t expect one this late.

FANCYPANTS: Nothing much, I just wanted to run a question by you if you don’t mind giving into your coaching instincts for a bit.

MADDEN: I hope you aren’t trying to find any of my strategies for our upcoming match, because I am saving those for myself.

FANCYPANTS: It’s just that...I have been thinking how to spice up my hype a bit. I know Tragedy needed the extra comfort, but I need to get something really big to help kick things off.

MADDEN: Well, I’d say that you had a good idea working with some of our other contestants, but you need to get someone with a big audience behind you to help you out. Of course I was trying to help out the arcade cabinet but I didn’t look the other way of taking an extra duel is all I’ll say.

Tell you what, I saw that one of the finalists head off into the woods, maybe taking a breather after her last match to cool off from the cat. From what I heard, it was a very chaotic match so it might be some convincing but she is your best shot.

[ Fancypants doesn’t have time to think about what Madden said as he hurried off and sees if he can catch up to the Satori. Considering his agile speed, he should be able to catch up to her in no time. ]

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[ Soon enough, Madden continued his stargaze into the night sky as his rival trailed off into the woods. As he lets the beauty of space enter his thoughts, he can't help to think how similar he and his crafty opponent is. 

Two men beyond their prime time showing the world what they both have to offer. Both showing their personal pasts to a wider audience and getting one last thrill with a grand prize of relevancy and dedication to their history.

Though, in the end, Madden is content with how far he went. He will, of course, continue fighting and it will definitely not be an easy match, but he won't be upset with another person with the same burning passion as him to earn their spot in Final 4.

He helped give his friends, competitors, and fans the hope they needed, and if he had to lose now it would be hell of a way to go. In his eyes, he already got his prize... ]

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Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs Used:
OneRepublic - Counting Stars (Space)
Space Patrol Luluco - Pipo Password (Space)
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Corneria (Space)
VVVVVV - Potential for Anything (Space)
Golf With Your Friends - Space Station Course (Sports, Space)

To Be CONTINUED!!

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server or SoundCloud PMs!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

Storms Are Approaching

Temporary Flight Attendant 4: Turbulence [MOVED]