مصري - بحاول ابقى مش حزين وبحاول افرح

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids (Pizza Time) https://soundcloud.com/9tailed (Dad Egbert) THAT ONE FUNKY KID#1076 (Lost In Files)

MILES MORALES: "Sorry lady, we're coming through, whether you like it or not."
PIZZA BOX: "Fuck politeness, and fuck you. We're gonna beat you up."
DAD EGBERT: "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE, BUT YOU'LL BITE THE DUST."
 *Saki produces a weird, almost.. grainy? sobbing. Even if voices aren't supposed to be low quality in real life, this one somehow is.*
 KEKCROC: "Hi, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'M-HI, I'MM̵͗̈́M̸̋̽M̴̄͊M̵͐̎M̴̀̕M̴̓͠M̷͊͠----"

Sources Used:

Lost In Files:
 Windows Error Sfx (Computers)
 Chip Tha Ripper - SLAB Rap (Offsource but Interiror Alligator Crocodile lol)
 EURYTHMICS - Sweet Dreams (Memories)
 In The Final Tazmi Remix (Doppelgangers)
 Dave Rogers - Deja Vu (Memories)
 Lavender Town - Pokemon Red/Blue (Rumors About Media)
 Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know

New York Pizza Time:
 Various Spiderman Sfx (Spider-Man)
 Post Malone - Sunflower (Spiderman)
 Duckwrth - Start A Riot (Spiderman)
 Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (OG Rappers)
 Club Penguin - Pizzatron 3000 (Pizza)
 Eminem - Killshot (OG Rappers)
 Ludacris - How Low (OG Rappers)
 Notorious B.I.G - Juicy (OG Rappers)
 Fall-Out Boy - Centuries (Spiderman)

Dad Egbert:
 Guns N' Roses - Paradise City (Boomer Rock)
 Biff Chitlins - Im Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa (Dads)
 Maroon 5 - One More Night (Dads, the music video.)
 Queen - We Will Rock You (Boomer Rock)
 Persona 5 - Beneath The Mask (Sojiro Theme) (Dads)
 Karkalicious Theme (Homestuck)
 The Grubbels - Ghost Mound (Homestuck)
 AC/DC - T.N.T (Boomer Rock)
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Stay Funny!

Destroy The Hard Drive

Art by: twitter.com/TVGhost__
Characters Represented: Markiplier

Alright, he's in. Hello everybody, his name is Markiplier, the YouTube gamer and fearless entertainer himself, and he is now competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This smooth criminal has past experience in the great Heist with Markiplier, and with his arsenal of gamer and crime related sources, he'll steal the show and take your hearts alike! Will this villain number one make it all the way to fuckin' victory town, or is he something best left forgotten? Just like before, YOU get to decide, because YOU are epic!

Sources:
- Songs by or featuring usually non-music oriented YouTubers (THE MUFFIN SONG by Schmoyoho, Bitch Lasagna by Pewdiepie, I’m Something Else by SomeThingElseYT, etc.)
- Music used as outros, intros, or BGM by popular YouTubers (H3H3 Theme Song, Science Blaster from Game Theory, 145 Poodles from Vsauce, etc.)
- Songs relating to crime or undercover infiltration (Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson, GTA San Andreas Main Theme, the Metal Gear Solid franchise, Persona 5, etc.)

Songs used:
KSI - Millions (KSI's music career came well into his YouTube career, therefore his discography still falls under "Songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers")
iDubbbz feat. Boyinaband - Asian Jake Paul (Songs featuring non-music oriented YouTubers)
N.W.A. - Fuck Da Police (Crime, hold them accountable)

INJU7TICE

Track by: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Art by: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Character Represented: Koishi Komeiji

Hello hellooo? In honour of ZUN, we are proud to announce that Touhou's very own Koishi Komeiji, everybody's favourite loveable loveless youkai who foolishly sealed her conscious mind away, will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! As the role of a temporary flight attendant here in Par Airlines is, well, temporary, Koishi is a perfect fit. Why? Well, when she finishes her duties, she will be entirely forgotten due to her complicated state of existence! Vote for this wonderful weirdo for memorable mashups and amazing arrangements using songs from games in the bullet hell genre, alongside songs about memories and reminiscing about the past!

Sources:
- Songs related to Touhou Project (Hartmann’s Youkai Girl, Bad Apple, Cirno’s Perfect Math Class, UN Owen Was Her, etc.)
- Songs related to memories and forgetting (Thnks fr th Mmrs, Stressed Out, Don’t Forget, September, My Happy Ending, etc.)
- Songs related to eyes (Eye of the Tiger, Cotton Eye Joe, Eye Of The Storm, etc.)
- Music from video games in the Bullet Hell genre (Just Shapes & Beats, Enter The Gungeon, Deltarune, etc.)

Songs used:
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Memories/Forgetting)
The Living Tombstone - September (Memories/Forgetting)
Touhou 11: Subterranean Animism - Hartmann's Youkai Girl (Touhou)

The 21st Night Arrives Once More ~ September's ENCORE

Track by: @pinewithsun
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun)
Character Represented: Comedy & Tragedy

Yee-ha! Comedy, the clown, and Tragedy, aka cowboypensive, have arrived. With the quickest hands in the West, and years of experience in theater, I reckon this clownin' crew is worth your while. Vote for Comedy & Tragedy if you're a fan of the wild west, circuses, or showtunes!

Sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Heathers: The Musical - Lifeboat (Theater)

Storms Are Approaching

WARNING! AN UNAUTHORIZED PASSENGER HAS BOARDED THE PLANE. PLEASE REMAIN IN YOUR SEATS WHILE WE HANDLE THE THREAT.
DUE TO LACK OF A PROPER FLIGHT ATTENDANT TO ATTEND TO THE SITUATION, WE WILL BE SENDING OUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT CANDIDATES TO ATTEND TO THE THREAT. A PROPER FLIGHT ATTENDANT MUST BE ABLE TO HANDLE HIJACKERS.
GOOD LUCK- Markiplier. -AND- Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐. -YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT.

[BOSS] STORMS ARE APPROACHING

Track by @lilcargoshort.
Art by pokopakku#3393.
Character Represented: Gorebot
Tournament Origin: PRIZM█

Sources:
The Living Tombstone - Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition (Creepypasta, TLT)
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (Consoles)
The Living Tombstone - Discord (TLT)
The Living Tombstone - My Ordinary Life (TLT)
Kanye ft. Daft Punk - Stronger (Robots, Vocoded) 

#8: GoreBot 

Tournament of Origin - PRIZM█ You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? From seemingly nowhere, this GameBoy Advance SP Blue Edition can be yours, for the low low price of y̶͛͆o̸̿͝u̷̔̕r̵̊͋ ̷̈́̐s̵̒͗õ̸̀0̶̫̉o̵̒́0̵̪͝O̷̘̒u̸͒̚l̶̉̋.̶͂̓ Possessed by a mysterious evil spirit, you'd best be ready to funny scream when you see what this little guy offers! Witness the horrors of the internet and the music of The Living Tombstone as this robotic contestant powers on. But be warned, hyperrealistic Mario does not forgive thieves. So watch your back. 

- Music relating to creepypastas or internet-based horror media 
(Rainbow Factory, Sonic.EXE, Petcop, DHMIS) 
- Songs related to game consoles or gaming as a whole (NO SPECIFIC GAMES) 
(Wii Shop Channel, Cabinet Man, 40 Years of Gaming) 
- Songs composed/covered by TheLivingTombstone and other artists who frequently use vocoded vocals 
(Drunk, 1000 Doors, Epoch, Discord)
(All My Friends, The Mind Electric, Human After All) 
- Media about/featuring robots 
(Want You Gone, Mr. Roboto, Paranoid Android)

Join the discord at discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

BEHIND THE SCREEN

Well, dudes, this match was somethin' else! 195 to 125 votes, 320 votes total. Absolutely INSANE! Even Mr. Modulate showed up to say a little farewell, how sweet, upupupu! Both contestants took down some of the most formidable foes in the entire tournament, both contestants fought VERY well, but as you all know, one of 'em's headin' to the Dock of Shame! Almost feel a little bad~, but I'm Chris McKuma, crushin' dreams is kinda my job, so... Who's hopes will I absolutely DECIMATE next? Tune in next time to find out, here in TEMPORARY. FLIGHT. ATTENA̴͂͒À̴́Ȁ̷͆À̷̛A̴̐̈À̸͝Ä̶́̈́G̶̓̍Ó̴̐N̸͌̀N̷͛̈Y̶͗̑Y̴̧̅Y̷̐͝-

ALLLRIGHTY THEN, I'M OUTTA HERE! I love my job, sure, but I don't get paid enough to deal with dudes like THAT. T̵h̴e̴y̴'̵r̴e̴ ̶a̸l̷l̵ ̶y̷o̷u̸r̴s̸,̷ ̷b̵u̸d̷.̷ ̸Now if you'll excuse me, I have another match to set up, far, far away from you!

(LR3 - M1) Results

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/brugman58
Story By: CosmicKirbster#6315
Character Subbed By: CosmicKirbster#6315

A small crackle of a radio, the sound gets more clearer.

KEBAKO: Yo uhh..? You're sure she's getting this right? 

SQUIDDIE: Yeah! Everything should be se-hey! It's on!

KEBAKO: So uhh... Sorry for like.. 

KEBAKO: ..ugh.....

KEBAKO: Just like, being a total Doofus Mc Superdumbface!! It makes me feel super bad and stuff!! Like at first I was like, "Yeah! this is normal!" but then I started thinking and it was all like, "AUGHHHH!! I DO kinda suck!!". 

KEBAKO: And like, yeah! I've sorta been a real dummy around you my whole life and just... AAA I'M SUPERSUPERSUPERSUPERDUPERULTRASUPERMEGA SORRYYY!!!

SQUIDDIE: Well that was.. Easier than I thought..

Kebako immediately returns to something close to her standard bubbly self, as if she wasn't all torn up mere seconds ago at all.

KEBAKO: Yea, it was!! 

KEBAKO: Oh yeah uhh.. Good job in that TF- 

SQUIDDIE: I think you mean Rave Week, sir.

KEBAKO: Good job in Ultimus by the way!!! You were all like "PEWPEWPEW!!", and the other guy was like "AHAHAHAHH, INTERNET!!!!", and you shot him and stuff!! It was really poggers!!!

KEBAKO: Even if you like.. 

KEBAKO: (She lost early, right?)

SQUIDDIE: (Yeah, round one.)

KEBAKO: Even if you like lost early and stuff you were still really cool!! I totally voted for you!! Even if I clicked the wrong one.. Sorry!! 

SQUIDDIE: Is there anything else you wanna say sir, or? 

KEBAKO: Yea just.. aughh youre totally not ever gonna forgive me everrrr but.. Aaa just.. I'm happy I could say sorry. 

KEBAKO: I-I think that's it Squids, you can turn it off n' stuff. 

SQUIDDIE: O-Ok Kebako!.

well this transmission is over lol 

Well, that was a surprise, she's not sure if its pleasant or not, it's most definitely surreal to hear her say that nonetheless. She may not really know what to think, or if she's even satisfied, but some part of her is happy whether she admits it or not.

Fuck it, she'll take it.
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14th Place - Uramiko. A well-liked character all around. She fought hard against her two foes, despite losing both.(Average Percentage: 42.1%)

Round 1 - Baba narrowly beats Uramiko, sending her to losers. (54.8% - 45.2%)

Losers Round 1 - In a slightly less close battle, Giovanni defeats Uramiko.  (61% - 39%)

Sources Used:
 Kubbi - In The Halls Of The Usurper (Shoot Em Ups/Jake Kaufman)
 COOL&CREATEBeatMARIO - Night Of Nights (Shoot Em Ups)
 Christina Vee And Jake Kaufman - A Hero Is Made (Jake Kaufman)
 Nuclear Throne - Gun Locker (Shoot Em Ups)
 The Immortals - Mortal Kombat (Featured in Just Shapes And Beats, Shoot Em Ups)
 Crush 40 - I Am...All Of Me (Rivals. Yep yep yep Overused Uramiko Source...U Mad Bro?)
 Christina Vee - Bad Apple (Shoot Em Ups)
 Enter The Gungeon - Boss Battle Beating (Shoot Em Ups)
 Iteachvader - Objection Funk (Rivals)
 Nuclear Throne - Yung Venz (Shoot Em Ups)
 Crush 40 - Live And Learn (Rivals)
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Stay Funny!

14th Place - And I'll Say Goodbye...

Biff Chitlins: Grandfather of seven, dancing extraordinaire. Martin Gecko: Reptilian secretary, pro gamer. Together, the Geico Gaming duo has teamed up for their fifteen minutes of fame! When these two show how much you can save with Geico, their competition will wish they had insurance!
★Songs featured in Geico Commercials
(Remind Me, Here I Go Again, Push It, I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa)
★ Songs about vehicles
(Freecreditreport song, Life is a Highway, On the Road Again)
★Music from games common in Esports tournaments
(Tekken, Street Fighter, Fortnite)
Geico Gaming's art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and MS360 @mate-rodriguez, and this victory theme was made by VincentMashups @vincents-memes. Stay Jammin!

Victory! - Geico Gaming

Happy 1 Year Anniversary, Live For Another Day 2.
Thank You, the audience, for giving us unforgettable moments.
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Track: Snorty 
Music: DREAMS LIVE FOREVER
Join the Discord and learn more about LFAD2 and its characters! discord.gg/NTwd37d
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MonsterCat - nanobii - Rainbow Road (Thank You.)
The Living Tombstone - Collecting Cookies (Cookie Warriors - Sweets)
Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (Shadow the Hedgehog - 2000s Emo Bands)
Undertale - Megalovania (Mii Trio [Gunner] - Sans-Related)
Hideki Naganuma - FEEL the POWER in your SOUL (Akatsuki - Military War)
Wii Sports - Boxing Results (Mii Trio [ Matt] - Boxing / Mii Games)
Smash Ultimate - Young Link Screaming Lonk SFX (Mii Trio [Lonk] - Zelda)
Mystery Skulls - Money (Bitter Minds [Godot] - Court Cases)
Homestuck - Pumpkin Party(Bitter Minds [Terezi] - Homestuck)
Toradora - Pre-Parade (Rikka - Slice of Life / Romance Anime)
Bignic - Scream (FBWG - Games that started on Flash)
Michael Jackson - Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough (Bottom & Mira - Michael Jackson)
Marshmello ft Bastille - Happier (Villager # 4 - Fortnite [Live Concert])
Super Mario 64 - Staff Roll (Mad Piano - 3D Mario)
Ollie King - Teknopathic [e-Pop 'n' Disco 80's Mix] (Lammy & Dead Parappa - VGM Rap)
Kitsune^2 - Take Off and Fly (Ramona Flowers - Original Chiptune)
Welcome To Our World - Digital Insanity (Homebrew-Chan - Keygen Music)
SpongeBob - Sweet Victory (Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour - Nickelodeon)
Space Channel 5 - Blank TV Ulala Support Chant (Amigo - Sega Rhythm Games)
Super Dead Rising - Hadoken (Mega Frank - Zombies)
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc - Mr. Monokuma's Practice Lesson (Monokuma - Danganronpa)

[DREAMS LIVE FOREVER] - HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY LIVE FOR ANOTHER DAY 2!

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines5 @par-airlines6)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server or SoundCloud PMs!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!)

Storms Are Approaching

Temporary Flight Attendant 4: Turbulence [MOVED]