god it wasnt even close it still hurts :(

god... looking back on this, this is when Zalgars hatebase really reached its crescendo... and it shows. I regret every day how I acted... but god this match is historical.

i've thought about these results more thoroughly, and while these are still very good results and even though zalgar is most likely my least favourite (i still like the guy though), mark should've been in zalgar's spot. the big guy should've made it to finals. maybe not grands, but finals. that stomp is still unreal though holy shit

even to this day i still get depressed whenever i remember these results. and yes i have a touhou pfp but i still wanted zalgar to win this whole tourney

and even after so long I still despise these results

Fighters: The Fallen, Again.
Arrangement: Carmel @carmelfunny
Illustration: TVGhost, Juniper, taconi, EvKem
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Original:
- For You ~Roll's Theme~ - Mega Man 10 (Mega Frank - Mega Man)
- Daytime Drama - Spongebob Squarepants (Jimmy Timmy Power Hour - Nickelodeon)
- Post-Script - Deemo (Mad Piano - Piano)
- pizza power - kola kid (Ramona Flowers - Original Chiptune)
- Farewell to Ballade - Mega Man 10 (Mega Frank - Mega Man)
- Sleazy Bed Track - Scott Pilgrim VS. The World / The Bluetones (Ramona - Scott Pilgrim)
- Tear - Anamanaguchi (Ramona - Original Chiptune)
- Dear Theodosia - Hamilton (Mad Piano - Piano)
- Piranha Plant's Lullaby - Super Mario 64 (Mad Piano - 3D Mario)
- Leaves From The Vine - Avatar: The Last Airbender [Reinaeiry Cover] (Jimmy Timmy Power Hour - Nickelodeon)
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12th - Jimmy Timmy Power Hour, with an average of 41.10%
Executed by being sent to the bottom of the ocean, drowning to death and then having their bodies exploded. Reduced to dust thanks to the explosion.

11th - Mega Frank, with an average of 46.86%
Executed by a horde of zombie-like monokumas, in a familiar place to him. When he least expected it, the suit worked, but it was too late. Reduced to blood and scrap metal from his costume.

10th - Ramona Flowers, with an average of 48.80%
Executed by being sent into subspace, not being able to escape while her boyfriend looked at her, in pure despair. Reduced to a glitchy mess, forever floating in the subspace.

9th - Mad Piano, with an average of 54.04%
Executed by a burning waltz. After the piano burned, the boo was caught and then crushed inside a poltergust, held by the claws of the bear. The piano was reduced to flames, and the boo was reduced to nothingness.
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Chapter END 2 ~ For Them.

[this is not real]

DISCORD: discord.gg/UuBkav5FWB

[ 016 - DETECTIVE HAT KID ]

- Songs made in an Electro-Swing style, or the Electro-Swing genre
(Caravan Palace, Peggy Suave, Annella, etc.)
- Songs featured in or about Collectathon and Puzzle games
(Banjo-Kzooie, Super Mario 64, Donkey Kong 64, etc.)
- Songs from or associated with any Indie Platformer game
(Zit Ola, Shovel Knight, Celeste, etc.)
- Songs or media relating to detectives and investigations
(Ace Attorney, Professor Layton, Sam and Max, etc.)

Sources:
Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (Electro Swing)
A Hat In Time - Trainwreck of Electro Swing (Indie Platformer / Electro Swing)
CG5 - Lyin 2' Me (Investigations)
Leonz - Among Drip (Investigations)
iteachvader - Objection Funk (Detectives)
Ace Attorney - Cornered (Detectives)
Yolanda Be Cool, DCUP - We No Speak Americano (Electro Swing)
Super Mario 64 - File Select (Collectathons)
Super Meat Boy - Forest Funk (Indie Platformers)
JTMusic - As One Door Closes (Puzzle Games)
CG5 - World of Gray (Puzzle Games)
Freshy Kanal - Among Us vs. Fall Guys (Investigations)
Video Game Rap Battles - Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright (Detectives)
Childish Gambino - This Is America (OffSourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrceeeeeeeeeeeeee)
Gwen Stefani, Akon - The Sweet Escape (Offsourceeeeeee ee e e e e)
3D Dot Game Heroes - Breakout (off ssssssssource)
Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now (ofsorce)
Verbalase - Black Panther Beatbox 2 (uffsurce)
Childish Gambino - Bonfire (Deslocalizar)
TheGuy - Victory! Mashup Week (no cuenta pues lol)

Arrangement: @megalolazing-1
Art: Lony
Stock: Lony

Waiter, There's An Offsource In My Soup

DISCORD: discord.gg/UuBkav5FWB 

[ 004 - RULER OF THE TRI-STATE AREA ] 

- Songs from original Disney movies or shows
(Busted, You're Welcome, High School Musical OST, etc.)
- Songs made by Tally Hall and other indie rock artists
(Ruler of Everything, Turn The Lights Off, A Lady, etc.)
(Songs by Arctic Monkeys, OneRepublic, M83, etc.)
- Songs relating to science, scientists, and non-vgm cartoony villains
(Science Blaster, Bill Nye, She Blinded Me with Science, etc.)
(It's Gonna Get Weird, Discord, Despicable Me, Pixie Rap, etc.)
- Songs relating to 21st century humor [LOW OVERLAP PRIORITY]
(We Are Number One, Distraction Dance, Wide Putin, etc.) 

Sources:
Capital Cities - Safe and Sound [Indie Rock]
Blonde Redhead - For The Damaged Coda [Indie Rock / 21 Century Humor]
Tally Hall - Turn The Lights Off [Tally Hall / Indie Rock]
Two Door Cinema Club - What You Know [Indie Rock]
Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out [Indie Rock]
Passion Pit - Take A Walk [Indie Rock]
Imagine Dragons - Demons [Indie Rock]
Tally Hall - The Bidding [Tally Hall / Indie Rock]
Anamanaguchi - Shrine Bros [Indie Rock]
The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist [Indie Rock]
Coldplay - Viva La Vida [Indie Rock]
Glass Animals - Heat Waves [Indie Rock]
Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends [Indie Rock]
Tally Hall - Welcome To Tally Hall [Indie Rock]
WALK THE MOON - Shut Up and Dance [Indie Rock]
Happy Monster Band - Do The Monster Stomp [Disney / Tally Hall]
Tally Hall's Internet Show - Death Request [Tally Hall] 

Arrangement: @megalolazing-1
Art: Moog
Stock: ElectroCV

Turn The Sound Off

Character Represented: Bec Noir
Art by: ragnarok (twitter.com/fuckingRagnarok)

Everybody flip the fuck out, because Homestuck's very own Bec Noir will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! He's not only looking for victory, but he's looking for blood. The already bloodthirsty Jack Noir's rage only got worse when infused with a godlike dog designed to be the perfect being, but beneath all the animalistic aggression, he will always be the classy leader of The Midnight Crew at heart. Vote Bec Noir for tracks featuring dogs, tracks from Homestuck, tracks in the genre of swing, and of course; tracks about mafia and gangs.

Sources:
- Songs from Homestuck and its spinoffs (Showtime, Walk - Stab - Walk, Black, Oppa Toby Style, Flare, MeGaLovania, etc.)
- Songs related to gangs the mafia (Pump by Valentino Khan, Gucci Gang, Gangsta's Paradise, Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia, etc.)
- Songs in the genre of ragtime/swing (Cuphead Soundtrack, I Can’t Decide, Other Friends, etc.)
- Songs related to dogs (Dogsong, Nintendogs OST, Who Let The Dogs Out, etc.)

Songs used:
Toby Fox - Black (Homestuck)
Eddie Morton - I'm A Member of the Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out  (Dog)
Toby Fox - Oppa Toby Style (Homestuck)
Toby Fox - Dogsong  (Dog)
Valentino Khan - Pump (Mafia/Gangs)

[S] Bec Noir: Let The Dog Out

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Icarus - Madeon (Sports)
"Man Must Explore" (Space)
Counting Stars - OneRepublic (Space)
How I Beat Shaq - Aaron Carter (Sports)
Space Jam - Space Jam (Sports/Space)
Intergalactic - Beastie Boys (Space)
still feel - half-alive (Line used is space, rest of the song is offsource.)
Walkin' on the Sun - Smash Mouth (Space)
Airplanes - B.O.B ft. Haley Williams (Space)
Space Bound - Eminem (Space)
Fly Me to the Moon - Going Spaceward & ibrahim (Space)
Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots (Line used is space, rest of the song is offsource.)
Stars and Moons - Dizzy (Space)
"SPACE!" - Portal 2 (Space)
Space Oddity - David Bowie (Space)
I'm Not Your Daddy, I'm Your Grandpa - Biff Chitins (TTS)
"It's John Madden Time!" (TTS)

Man Must Explore

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/libbec
Art by: twitter.com/babybowser101
Characters Represented: C̶o̶m̶e̶d̶y̶ ̶&̶ Tragedy, Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐

Tragedy wandered the beach aimlessly. Over the past few weeks, he'd been filled with so much self-doubt. Were the things Pufferfish had told him... actually true? Why had his cousin left so hastily after losing his temper? Eventually, he wound up at the dock. This was where it had all happened. He looked down into the water. Above all else, he wondered... why wasn't he upset at cousin for this? And that was when he heard the hooves clopping through the sand. He turned around and saw... nothing.
"Wh-what doth- who's there? I've got a gun, and I a-ain't afraid to shoot!" 
"H̸a̴.̸ ̵I̷f̶ ̷I̴ ̶h̵a̴d̴ ̸a̴ ̴l̸a̴s̷a̸g̴n̵a̴ ̵f̴o̸r̴ ̴e̸v̸e̸r̵y̶ ̴t̴i̶m̸e̸ ̵I̴'̷v̷e̷ ̴h̶e̶a̵r̵d̵ ̸t̸h̴a̶t̷.̶.̴.̷"
An all-too familiar orange cat materialized in front of Tragedy, who kept his pistol at the ready.
"What do you want, you f-fetid feline?"
"O̷h̷,̵ ̵j̸u̵s̷t̶ ̷a̵ ̵c̷h̴a̴t̴.̴ ̷I̵ ̷s̴e̸n̸s̸e̴ ̷g̷r̸e̸a̷t̷ ̶f̴e̴a̷r̴ ̴i̴n̶ ̵y̴o̷u̶,̵ ̷T̴r̵a̶g̷e̵d̴y̴.̸ ̵I̶t̷ ̵s̷m̵e̷l̵l̸s̶ ̵d̵e̸l̶i̸c̵i̴o̷u̴s̴.̶"
"Thou liest, malignant thing! Why would y-you want to talk?"
".̴.̷.̸.̶D̸o̶ ̴y̷o̵u̸ ̵h̸e̷a̵r̷ ̵t̴h̴e̴m̶,̶ ̷c̷o̶w̶b̵o̷y̷?̷ ̷L̷o̷o̸k̸ ̸i̴n̸t̴o̷ ̵t̷h̴e̸ ̶n̷i̶g̸h̴t̷ ̴s̴k̴y̴.̵ ̵T̷r̸y̸ ̷t̵o̸ ̸h̴e̶a̸r̵ ̵t̸h̵e̷m̵.̸"
"H-hear whom? Hear what?"
"T̷̽̂h̵̛͌ẽ̴̚ ̵͊͝h̵̻̀õ̸͐n̵̿͠ḱ̷̹i̸͑́n̸̍̅ĝ̸̖.̵̥̈́" 
"Do you mean... cousin??? No, he- he left! Thou art just t-talkin' nonsense to freak me out!"
"O̵h̵,̷ ̷t̴h̸a̵t̸ ̷w̷a̴s̵n̸'̵t̸ ̷t̵o̸ ̵f̷r̶e̸a̸k̷ ̶y̶o̸u̸ ̷o̸u̶t̶.̶ ̶T̸h̴i̷s̶ ̶i̴s̶."
Tragedy heard the clopping, once again from behind. He turned back towards the dock, and saw... a monstrosity masquerading as a horse. It was running straight towards him, on top of the ocean's waves. Zalgar laughed.
Tragedy shot his pistol at the beast.
...Then, there was nothing there but the dark horizon above the waves. Tragedy picked himself up off the ground and walked back to his cabin. As he walked, he tried his hardest to ignore the far-off, distant sound of honks. He swore he could hear them, but he knew it was just another of Zalgar's tricks. ...The only other explanation was one he physically couldn't bear to think about.

C̶o̶m̶e̶d̶y̶ ̶&̶ Tragedy's sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐'s sourcelist:
- Music relating the Horror genre/popular creepy moments in media (Silent Hill OST, Coraline OST, Lisa: The Painful OST, Porky Means Business from Earthbound, etc.)
- Songs related to popular creepypasta/ARGs (Sweet Dreams by The Eurythmics, Lavender Town, Hill from Sonic.EXE, songs relating Slenderman, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, etc.)
- Songs related to cats, lethargy and t̷h̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶ (Nyan Cat, songs from Battlecats, Keyboard Cat, The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars, etc.)
- Songs relating Mondays, Fridays and the weekend (Music by The Weeknd, Manic Monday by The Bangles, Friday by Rebecca Black, Lazing on A Sunday Afternoon by Queen, etc.)

Songs used:
Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐: Kyū Sawamura - Hill Act 1 (Creepypasta)
Tragedy: Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus - Old Town Road (Cowboys/Wild West)
C̶o̶m̶e̶d̶y̶: ̶Julius Fucik - Entrance of the Gladiators (ClownS)
Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐: The Garfield Show - Opening Theme (T̥̐ͅh̵e̵ ̷G̷a̶r̶f̷i̵e̷l̵d̶ ̵f̷r̷a̸n̸c̶h̸i̵s̴e̶)
Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐: Doki Doki Literature Club! - Your Reality (Horror)
Z̴̈́͠A̷̓̚L̸̈́̚Ĝ̷̉A̵͊̓R̸̓͐: Doki Doki Literature Club! - Sayo-nara (Horror, Creepy Moments)

Mᴀʀᴇs ᴏꜰ Dɪᴏᴍᴇᴅᴇs

TRACK BY: @orelover15
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: The Junkers

[ SOURCES ] -

100 gecs - money machine (Experimental)
100 gecs, Charli XCX, Rico Nasty, Kero Kero Bonito - ringtone remix (Expirimental)

Reigning from Junkertown, Australia ~2070 A.D., Jamison “Junkrat” Fawkes and Mako “Roadhog” Rutledge seem to have “borrowed” a formal invitation after a successful job! To honor their vigilance, our host has allowed them to take the place of the intended contestant. Masters of the heist and pyrotechnics of any kind, these two freaks are going to blow up the polls!

POWER COLOR: AMBER

STRENGTHS: Despite looking incredibly amateur, these two have pulled off heists only the best of the best could get away with.

WEAKNESSES: The rat's a little too eager, and the hog's much more passive than he looks.

Sources:

-Anything from Blizzard-Activision’s catalogue
(World of Warcraft, Hearthstone, Spyro the Dragon, Crash Bandicoot)

-Team shooters
(Overwatch, Team Fortress 2)

-Songs or media that relate to the apocalypse, or explosions
(Dan Bull - Creeper Rap, the Fallout franchise, Mad Max, Adventure Time)

-Australian and experimental media
(Theme of HOBaRT, Down Under - Men at Work, money machine - 100 gecs)

dps (da phone song)

Music: MIKU-8 (158 M Climb)
Artwork: @pertdegert
Arrangement: @xinos1 / @bloss0m-music
Sources:
Celeste - Quiet and Falling 
Celeste - Reflection 
Celeste - Little Goth 
Celeste - Madeline and Theo 
Celeste - Resurrections
Character Represented: Vocanoid
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It's the ultimate collaboration of western and eastern; The Noid and Hatsune Miku have teamed up for the tournament! Both having experience in the pizza industry, they bring with them music used to advertise those big brands that you love so much -- along with a plethora of performances by the 16 year old Vocaloid idol, Hatsune Miku! Oh, and don't forget Domino's 30 minutes or less policy which brings in games made piping hot in little to no time; like Yo! Noid 2: Enter the Void. While they don't have any pizza themselves, they're sure to force their ways inside your brain with their bacon-wrapped ads and merchandising!

Sources:
- Tracks featuring songs made to advertise brands and corporations
(ex: Music from OxiClean Commercials, M.C. Kids OST, Education Connected)

- Tracks featuring songs performed by Hatsune Miku
(ex: Vegetable Juice, Rolling Girl, Hirari Hirari)

- Tracks featuring music from video games made for game jam events
(ex: Super Hot, Celeste, VA-11 HALL-A)

MIKU-8 (158 M Climb)

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GANDHI: Hey Jen, check this out! I've ascended to a higher plane of existence!
JENNY: Gandhi, what the FU-
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Track: @abluetomato
Art: pokopakku#3393
Characters Represented: Jenny Wakeman, Gandhi

Jenny Wakeman's Sources:
- Songs from Nicktoons shows (No SpongeBob)
(My Life As A Teenage Robot, Fairly OddParents, Danny Phantom
- Songs from media revolved around robots (No mecha anime or Mega Man)
(Daft Punk, Terminator, Detroit: Become Human)
- Early 2000s "Teen Anthems"
(Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Misery Business, Bring Me to Life)

Gandhi's Sources:
- Songs from/featured in Lord-Miller projects and animated MTV shows
(The Lego Movie, 21 Jump Street, Beavis & Butthead)
- Songs in the Bollywood genre or related to India in general
(Tunak Tunak Tun, Bitch Lasagna, Rubber Bands Rubber Balls)
- Songs related to clones
(Dark Pit's Theme, The Clone Wars, I Think I'm A Clone Now)
- YTPMVs using the "Say What?" clip

Sources Used:
Daft Punk, SebastiAn - Human After All (Jenny - Robots)
Clone High - Say What (Gandhi - guess)
Linkin Park - Numb (Jenny - 2000s Teen Anthems)
Kid Icarus - Dark Pit Theme (Gandhi - Clones)
Post Malone & Swae Lee - Sunflower (Gandhi - Lord/Miller)
Sonic CD- Metal Sonic Theme (Both - Clones, Robots)
Fairly Odd Parents Theme (Jenny - Nicktoons)

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[R1 M4] Phase 2 ~ Clones After All

TRACK BY: @orelover15
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

 [ SOURCES ] -

RHMan - Ooh Nah Nah (Rabbits)
Voice Clips from BILLIE EILISH PARODY (Rabbits)
Voice Clips from Wabbit Twouble (Rabbits)
Endigo - Big Chungus (Rabbits)
CG5 - Big Chungus (Rabbits)

POWER COLOR: AQUA

STRENGTHS: Vigilance like no other.

WEAKNESSES: Brother issues.

That’s a face we haven’t seen in years! You may call him Proto-Mickey, or the Rabbit That Was Never Meant To Be, but he’s Oswald, baby! With his wife and hundreds of children cheering from the sidelines, there’s no way he can’t win, right? You’d have to be heartless to put down this bunny.

Sources:

-Disney canon Oswald has appeared in, and music related to Rubberhose/toony animation
(Epic Mickey, Cuphead OST, Rubber band, Toontown)

-Music that relates to Luck or Rabbits
(Get Lucky, High Hopes, The Bunny Song, Bugs Bunny related media)

-Songs related to swing and “oldies”
(Lone Digger, Other Friends, We Speak No Americano)

-Music related to rejection, forgetting, and lost media
(Viva la vida, Somebody that I used to know, Yandhi)

a... "BIG" medley.

236 to 154, one of the HARSHEST stomps in the entire history of this tournament! 390 votes, geez, we almost hit 400, I'm just sayin', you dudes are absolutely BONKERS.
Both of these weirdos give me the heebie jeebies, but I can't say it's a dang shame to send one of them to the Dock of Shame. Thank you all for participating, and we'll see you next time on TEMPORARY. FLIGHT. ATTENDANT! Maybe then we can surpass 400 votes...

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