Track by: @pikapepe_mashupz
Art by: @dreemstrider
Character Represented: The Chaos Cohorts

Well, well, well, look what we have here. If it isn't the creatures of chaos, the insanity incarnates, the gods of disorder that every man and pony fear alike! At long, long last, they've been freed from imprisonment within their stagnant statues of stone. Feeling quite good to be back to their unusual selves, Bill Cipher and Discord will be competing in Temporary Flight Attendant! This dynamic duo of disorder is able to appreciate a good laugh, and they're here to spread never-ending nonsense to the tournament. With sources relating My Little Pony and all of fanmade content surrounding it, Disney Channel TV shows, anything relating chaos or insanity, and experimental music, these two aren't messing around! Grab a little glass of water, 'cause it's about to get weird.

Sources:
- Songs related to Gravity Falls and My Little Pony (Rainbow Factory, It’s Gonna Get Weird, Smile Song, We’ll Meet Again, Discord, etc.)
- Songs from TV shows that appear/have appeared on Disney Channel (Songs from Phineas & Ferb, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Wander Over Yander, etc.)
- Songs related to chaos, insanity and internal struggles (The World Revolving by Toby Fox, The Mind Electric by Miracle Musical, Stan by Eminem, Safe Skin by Patricia Taxxon, Songs from Celeste, etc.)
- Songs composed with the intent of being disorienting/songs in the Experimental genre (Alabama Song, anything by Experimental groups such as Death Grips, 100 Gecs, etc.)

Songs used:
Death Grips - Ring A Bell
clipping. - Check The Lock
clipping. - Body and Blood
Death Grips - Runway A
100 gecs, Charli XCX, Rico Nasty, Kero Kero Bonito - ringtone (Remix)
100 gecs - money machine
Dreamcrusher - Adore
Death Grips, Mexican Girl - Lord of the Game
Nmesh - Rainforest Suiteregistered V1.3
Nmesh - ΞAT THΞ ΞGGS
Oneohtrix Point Never - Problem Areas
Death Grips - No Love
food house - mos thoser
clipping. - Face
Dreamcrusher - Bane
Merzbow - Yellow Hyper Balls
Uboa - Lay Down And Rot
clipping. - Intro (Wriggle)
Mr. Oizo - Z (Offsource)

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Music by @cymancyan
Art by @cymancyan

[cymancyan]

[today's broadcast includes]
[CyManCyan Essentials, Plunderphonics/Turntablism/Big Beat, Sample-centric Genres, and SoundClown creators/culture]
[The Living Tombstone/Daft Punk, their collaborators/remixed artists, and Masked Artists]
[SEGA/Newgrounds/Flash, their associated artists/creators, and Urban Aesthetics/Culture]
[Cartoon Network/[adult swim], artists featured on both, and Adult/Indie Web Animation]
[Trap, Pop Rap, 2010s+/Hardcore/Instrumental Hip-Hop, Breakbeat, and New Jack Swing]
[Colors, Audio/Video Technology, The Night/Cold, Gangs, and Men]
[but the content is limitless - the midnight channel]

Christopher Tyng - Futurama Main Theme (Plunderphonics, [adult swim], Adult Animation)
Dust Devil - D-Code (CyManCyan Essentials, Plunderphonics, [adult swim])
Primal Screen - Cartoon Cartoons Theme (Cartoon Network)
Steel Drum SFX (SoundClown Culture: Soulja Boy)
Kawai Sprite - Gettin' Freaky (Sample-centric, Newgrounds: Friday Night Funkin', The Night)
HIDEKI NAGANUMA - GET ENUF (Big Beat, SEGA Artists, Urban Aesthetics)
Edd Gould - Edd's Crappy Song [Drums] (Sample-centric, TLT Collaborators, Newgrounds Creators, Indie Web Animation: Eddsworld)
Discoholic - Discoholics Anonymous (Masked Artists, Audio Technology)
PSY ft. SUGA of BTS - That That (SoundClown Culture: PSY)
Cryptrik - Artificial Amateurs (Turntablism, Sample-centric, SEGA, SoundClown Creators)
Big Time Rush - Music Sounds Better With U (Daft Punk, Men, Music as a concept)
BROCKHAMPTON - GOLD (2010s+ Hip-Hop, Pop Rap, Gangs, Colors)
Big Bad Bosses - I'm The Boss (Cartoon Network Artists: Jake Kaufman, Indie Web Animation)
LilDeuceDeuce - Real Man! (TLT Collaborators, Flash, Indie Web Animation: asdfmovie, Men, Skating)
Kurtis Blow - Tough (Turntablism: Common Turntable Sample)
HIDEKI NAGANUMA - Let Mom Sleep (Big Beat, SEGA: Jet Set Radio, Audio Technology)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Newgrounds Creators, SoundClown Culture)
HIDEKI NAGANUMA - JACK DA FUNK (Big Beat, SEGA Artists, Urban Aesthetics, New Jack Swing)

[victory!] - [cymancyan]

URAMIKO: …I’ve waited years for this moment! FINALLY! I’m here in Tumblewood to avenge my humiliating loss from all those years ago, and this time, I’ve brought a new special tool!

URAMIKO: The brand new KITCHEN GUN, from Kitchen Gun! With this incredible, innovative tool, stains in your kitchen will be a thing of the past! Watch closely as I demonstrate!

[Uramiko pulls a stained plate out from underneath a table, and promptly shoots it into pieces.]

URAMIKO: …Wait, is that how this thing works? Th- this is just a normal gun! I WAS TOLD THIS WAS A CLEANING PRODUCT! Okay, which one of you corporate sh- [bUy kiTchen guN!]heads is responsible for this!... What… what just happened to my voice!? WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE DOING?! FINE, I’LL SELL THE DA-[kItcheN gUn] thing for you, just… YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN! GRAGH, YOU PEOPLE DRIVE ME INSANE! YOU’RE EVEN WORSE THAN KEBAKO! Haaahhhh… The brand new KITCHEN GUN from Kitchen Gun, in stores now for only… seriously? THAT MUCH? Alright, well, remember folks, a Kitchen Without Gun is not a kitchen worth cooking in!... Do I have to say that every time?

Track Name: BGM Clean Kitchen Galaxy
Character(s) Represented: Kitchen Without Gun
Musician: NazoCrystal
Writing: Dispentryporter
Portrait: brugfiftyeight
https://soundcloud.com/nazocrystal
https://twitter.com/Dispentryboy
https://twitter.com/SuperFckngMario

Sources Used:
Jake Kaufman - BGM Radical Galaxy (Kitchen Without Gun)
PSY - GANGNAM STYLE (YTPMVs)
100 gecs - money machine (Cleaning)
Jukio Kallio ft. Joonas Turner - Where the Guns at (Shoot Em' Ups)
Hikaru Utada - Simple And Clean (Cleaning)
iteachvader - Objection Funk Remastered (YTPMVs)
iteachvader - Hedgehog Stew (YTPMVs)
No More Nuzzles - Cat (Cats, YTPMVs)

Kitchen Without Gun
- Songs from Wayforward Games, or from shoot em' ups and their subgenres
(Radical Galaxy, We're The River City Girls, Dance Through The Danger)
(Nuclear Throne, BLUE REVOLVER, Lovers In A Dangerous Spacetime)

- Songs composed by Jake Kaufman, or associated with YTPMVs
(La Danse Macabre, Party In The Clouds, Exothermic)
(Redial, Big Beat Mario, Masked Dedede)

- Songs featured in BBC programming, or from sketch comedy media
(The Peter Serafinowicz Show, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Peaky Blinders)
(On The Couch, Everyday French, Shoot All Your Problems Away)

- Songs related to cats and cleaning
(Cat Hacks, Battle Cats, Pinkpantheress)
(Simple And Clean, Chibi-Robo, ShamWow)

BGM Clean Kitchen Galaxy

TRACK AND ARTWORK BY @crunkjesus-nwg-part2

CHARACTERS: Angel Dust, and yeah that other dude

--

"FUCK DO I GET, ANYWAY?"

- Oh! Some YouTube animations never hurt anybody, right?... What the hell is an "A24"?
(Hazbin Hotel, Bigtop Burger, Great: The Show, GLITCH Productions)
(mid90s, Stop Making Sense, Everything Everywhere All At Once, Uncut Gems)

- DRUGS! and FUCKIN'! LOTS of it! Haha... Of course eh, as long as ya don't mind, baby. But I know I'm irresistible.
(Semi-Charmed Life, Swimming Pools, PERCS | PERCZ, Trap Queen)
(Ayesha Erotica, Birthday Sex, Absolute Territory, God Loves You)

- ...I mean, "hell" feels pretty on the nose, but I understa-whaWOAH! Now what the hell do you want me to get outta SPIDERS!?
(Hell of a Life, DOOM Eternal, DEMONDICE, HELLMODE)
(Spiderwebs, Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse, Slint - Spiderland, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars)

- Alriiiiiight, last one! "Hotels"? ...Really? I was hopin' over the years that'cha got ya act together, but this is eeeehh.... kinda embarrassing.
(Hotel Mario, Hotel Room Service, Hotel California, Neutral Milk Hotel)

- Hey, y'know what? FUCK THAT! I'm a FUCKIN' WINNER HERE! I should be gettin' whatever the BITCH I WANT!
(...Oh. Okay.)

--

"HERE'S YA SONGS USED, PRICK."

VerbalAse Intro [VerbalAse - obvious]
Silva Hound - Addict [Angel Dust - YouTube animation]
SYNAPSON, Holly - Hide Away [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes, VerbalAse - Ironic humor]
Timbaland, Nelly Furtado, Justin Timberlake - Give It To Me [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes, VerbalAse - Ironic humor (Skibidi Toilet)]
Mighty Switch Force! Hyper Drive Edition - Whoa I'm In Space Cuba (Bonus Chip Mix) [Angel Dust - Sex, VerbalAse - Space]
Dizzee Rascal - Bassline Junkie [Angel Dust - Drugs]
Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars [VerbalAse - Space]
Kanye West - All Mine [Angel Dust - Sex]
JPEGMAFIA, Danny Brown - God Loves You [Angel Dust - Suggestive themes]

---

I'm so tired.

Give Me That 50K

Sandflies on the Horizon
Characters Represented: Cabinet Mann, Cats out of the Bag

5 - Cabinet Mann // THE COWBOY
🤠 Team Fortress 2 | Valve | It’s Fan Media
🤠 Neil Cicierega | His Samples | Geek Rock | Synthpop
🤠 The American West | It’s Culture and Artists | Deserts | Country
🤠 80s Arcade Games | Urban Legends | Conspiracy Theories
🤠 Out of Date Technology | Science | Construction
…and anything else my mind can think of, pardner! 

14 - The Cats out of the Bag // THE SLICK
😿 Edmund McMillen | Rougelikes | Death and the Afterlife
😿 Peggle | Popcap | The Peggle Masters
😿 Grayfruit | His Collaborators and Associated Games | grayfruit's jams
😿 Egypt | It's Culture | Cats and Other Felines
😿 Classical Music | Raunchy Comedy | Men
...Meow! And whatever else can get me an Ultra Extreme Fever! 

Noisecream - Act (Deserts, Out of Date Tech. | Rougelikes [Roboquest], Peggle Masters [Gnorman])
Dapper Dog - Frontier Justice (TF2 Fan Media, The West)
Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressily Forbid It (Neil, Out of Date Tech. [Your gameboy or whatever] | Men [Your Father])
Oingo Boingo - Weird Science (Science, Construction | Raunchy Comedy)
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt OST - Dancefloor Orgy (grayfruit's jams, Raunchy Comedy)
Men At Work - Who Could It Be Now? (Neil Samples | Men [At Work])
Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters (Neil Samples, Urban Legends | Afterlife, Peggle Masters [Luna])
Lemon Demon - Eighth Wonder (Neil, Urban Legends | Men [Gef])
Various Grayfruit Voice Clips (Grayfruit)
Various TF2 SFX (TF2)
Isaac Mom Dying SFX (Edmund)

Sandflies on the Horizon

Music: wehngo
Art: alluma, DFX
Character(s) Represented: Nosegay
https://soundcloud.com/weh-makes-the-funnies
https://www.instagram.com/all.u.ma/
https://twitter.com/DoodlefoxB

Nosegay's Sources:
- Animal Crossing and “casual” Nintendo
(K.K. Hazure, the Roost, 2 P.M. Soul, Animal Crossing: Sweet Day)
(Wii & Mii series, Rhythm Heaven, Brain Age, Pilotwings)
- LGBTQ+ topics and explicitly LGBTQ+ artists
(I Want To Break Free, Celeste, Elton John, I Kissed A Girl)
- Flora/nature and art
(I Wish You Roses, Strawberry Fields Forever, Plantasia, Sunflower)
(Paint It Black, Rings, Instant Crush, Artists Only)

Source(s) Used:
Billie Eilish - L'AMOUR DE MA VIE (LGBTQ+ Artists)
Animal Crossing New Horizons - Kapp'n's Song (Animal Crossing)
Animal Crossing New Leaf - Museum (Aquarium) (Animal Crossing, Art)
The Scary Jokes ft. Louie Zong - Community Gardens (LGBTQ+ Artists, Nature)
Animal Crossing - Title (Animal Crossing)
Rhythm Heaven - Love Lab (Casual Nintendo)
MGMT - Mother Nature (Nature)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
https://discord.com/invite/uwqpWpbdaw

plant your heart - S.A.L.T.

From a cancelled tourney called ''Duck World Gold''. 
Art by: Pun 
Characters Represented: Sky Soarer Cloud

- Fight On! - Final Fantasy IIV (Square Enix)
- Engage The Enemy - Xenoblade Chronicles (Action JRPGs)
- Fly Away From Here - Aerosmith (Flying)
- This Is War - 30 Seconds To Mars (War)
- Continue? - Tekken 7 (3D Fighters)
- One - Metallica (War)
- Cloud Strife VFX and Final Fantasy 7 SFX

Victory! Sky Soarer Cloud [CANCELLED, DWG SUBMISSION]

Echoes in the Crater (Rap Remix)

SKYFALL (prod. CØDE RIVERS)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/el_senva
Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Various FNaF SFX (FNaF)
MandoPony - Just Gold (FNaF)
Smash Mouth - All Star (Songs commonly used by Neil Cicierega)

JUST GOLD JUST GOLD JUST GOLD JUST GOLD

ROUND ONE HAS BEGUN.
VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/b5ixXZgHMTMqzEEN9
VOTE ENDS IN 24 HOURS.

FUNNY VALENTINE: Flat-Chan! My heart and actions are guided by justice! This land will always belong to America!
FLAT-CHAN: Cela a vraiment été un match détourné. Merci, Neil.
NEIL: AH! THIS KITTEN IS ANGRY!

We're starting things off with a bang here at the start of round one! Tonight's battle's an up-front and out there culture bomb: Flat-Chan and Neil vs. Funny Valentine and D4C. Our first match carves our path to a wonderful series of duels to the end of our preliminary, so take to your sides and prepare to draw!

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Track by @megalolazing.
Art by www.instagram.com/jackdoestheart/.
Writing by @mrjazzgotbored & @ragnamalamity.
Character Represented: Flat-Chan &「WROW WROW」, Funny Valentine
Tournament Origin - Repost Reprise, Live For Another Day 2

「WROW WROW」
- Songs used or sampled by Ed Banger and Kawaii Future-Bass artists
(Breakbot, Mr. Oizo, Justice)
(Snail's House, Yunomi, Nyankobrq)
- Songs relating to or associated with furries
(Songs by Lapfox, Die Young, Lone Digger)
- Songs related to cowboys and the Wild West (NO OLD TOWN ROAD)
(Rodeo, Big Iron on His Hip, Five Brothers)
- Songs sampled or composed by Neil Cicierega (NO LEMON DEMON)
(All Star, Who, The Mysterious Ticking Noise)

「FUNNY VALENTINE」
- Songs from Shonen Jump series, as well as songs and artists referenced in part 7 of JJBA (NO OVERLAP)
(Bloody Stream, Dragon Ball Z, Bleach)
(Against The Wind, Hey Ya!, Catch A Wave)
- Songs related to the United States of America and American politics
(Born in the USA, Made in America, Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney)
- Songs relating to parallel/alternate universes (NO UNDERTALE)
(Rick and Morty, Deltarune, Digimon)
- Songs / Artists in the Boomer Rock genre
(Rolling Stones, Queen, The Beatles)
(Hotel California, We Will Rock You, Touch Too Much)

Sources:
OutKast - Hey Ya! (Funny Valentine - JoJo Part 7, WROW WROW - Neil)
DANGANRONPA SFX (LFaD 2 Cameo)
Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round (WROW WROW - Neil) 
Breakbot - Baby, I'm Yours (WROW WROW - Ed Banger)
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (WROW WROW - Neil)
Michael Jackson - Billie Jean (WROW WROW - Neil)
Billy Ray Cyrus - Mama Said Knock You Out (WROW WROW - Wild West, Country Genre)
Mr. Oizo - Positif (WROW WROW - Ed Banger)
Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (WROW WROW - Furries)
Shoji Meguro - Life Will Change (Funny Valentine - Alternate Universes)
Childish Gambino - This is America (Funny Valentine - America)
Lemon Demon - Reaganomics (Funny Valentine - American Politics)
Hideki Sakamoto - Lifelight (Funny Valentine - Alternate Universes)
Kanye West - Gold Digger (Funny Valentine - JoJo Part 7)
Keyblade, Zarcort, Sharkness, Jacky & Kronno - Super Smash Bros. Rap (Funny Valentine - Alternate Universes)

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Stay groovin'!

[ R1M1 - PHASE 2 ] Golden Wowspin

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Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

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Temporary Flight Attendant 5: Fight or Flight