Warning! An Unauthorized Passenger has-Wait I don't need to do this bit.

Markiplier, Half-Human Half-Machine. Please take care of the flower because I frankly need to get back to work and you two are like the only ones left on the plane. Please, for the love of god, take care of him.

- Jewel

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she/her

i don't post here anymore

also i removed some old mashups so if for some reason you want to hear them again they're in the mashup archive  i guess

the musician formerly known as blaze (or flare for a little while)
produced from 2016-2021, started at age 11, stopped at age 16

it was fun, but growing up reliant on the internet for approval wasn't. we never really deserved the platform we had and were generally immature and irresponsible. 

this account will no longer be active. thank you to those that supported us at any point on our journey.

(This project has been cancelled indefinitely, please check out our archives here!: @par-airlines @par-airlines2 @par-airlines3 @par-airlines4 @par-airlines5)

Temporary Flight Attendant is a Mashup Week/KFAD inspired tournament run by Par Airlines, fit with 16 characters and a losers bracket. Join our Discord server here for more info! discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

If you would like to contribute a song, please contact us on the Discord server or SoundCloud PMs!

(Graphic design used in our profile picture was done by @yaysmile, the same talented creator of @autourney, you can find a link to their account alongside many other team members down below!

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Temporary Flight Attendant 6: Now Landing