Boss Tracks & Boss Battles

Temporary Flight Attendant

Temporary Flight Attendant: John Madden's Journey

Temporary Flight Attendant: Half Human, Half Machine's Journey

Temporary Flight Attendant: Bosses

All musical tracks from Temporary Flight Attendant

Temporary Flight Attendant All Tracks

All John Madden related tracks from Temporary Flight Attendant

Temporary Flight Attendant (John Madden)

All Half Human, Half Machine related tracks from Temporary Flight Attendant

Temporary Flight Attendant (Half Human, Half Machine)

All bosses related tracks from Temporary Flight Attendant

Temporary Flight Attendant (Bosses)

Thank you, A.S.S., but we'll take it from here. We understand if they are a bit difficult to understand, feel free to ask for clarifications on possibly misunderstood sections.

Welcome to Temporary Flight Attendant, a Par Airlines brand KFAD inspired tournament! 16 contestants duke it out in this double-elimination tournament with mashups and arrangements of familiar songs, in hopes of getting an excessive amount of extra tracks made for them after this tournament ends. For more information and updates on the tourney and how you can contribute to it, consider joining our Discord server. We wish to make it a fun place to hang out for the wonderful people of the SoundClown community, and would love to see you there!
https://discord.gg/DbSc6Jf

Introducing Temporary Flight Attendant! (Read Desc.)

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by: https://bsky.app/profile/teleportato.bsky.social
Character Represented: Pufferfish

Eugh! After being rejected from Another Unnecessary Tournament for being disrespectful and toxic, Pufferfish has finally found a home here in Par Airlines. Representing all of his "friends" from the sea, vote Pufferfish for an abundance of fun, fish-themed tracks!

Sourcelist:
- Songs about the ocean, the beach, and other water based environments 
(Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Ocean Man by Ween, Cake by The Ocean by DNCE, Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake, etc.)
- Songs that play in “water levels” in video games 
(Dire Dire Docks from Mario 64, Bubble Man’s Stage from Mega Man 2, Jolly Roger’s Lagoon from Banjo Tooie, etc.)
- Songs about fish and other sea creatures 
(Rock Lobster by The B-52’s, Narwhals by MrWeebl, Crab Rave by Noisestorm, songs relating SpongeBob Squarepants, etc.)
- Songs relating toxicity and virulence 
(Toxic by Britney Spears, Drain You by Nirvana, Rasputin by Boney M, songs relating “being toxic,” etc.)

Songs used:
Koji Kondo - Dire Dire Docks (Water Level)
Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Fish/Other Sea Creatures)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Toxicity)

Dire Dire Tox

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun)
Character Represented: Comedy & Tragedy

Yee-ha! Comedy, the clown, and Tragedy, aka cowboypensive, have arrived. With the quickest hands in the West, and years of experience in theater, I reckon this clownin' crew is worth your while. Vote for Comedy & Tragedy if you're a fan of the wild west, circuses, or showtunes!

Sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Sonic Mania - Mirage Saloon Zone Act 2 (Rogue's Gallery) (Cowboys/Wild West)

Mirage Saloon Act 2 (Rogues Gallery)

Art by: https://twitter.com/monotart
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

Creepa? Yeah, man! DJ Creepa, known for his hit song "MINECRAFT CREEPER RAP," he has since struggled to find popularity in the modern age. If Herobrine and CaptainSparklez get all this attention, why shouldn't he? Creepers are the face of Minecraft after all, not some outdated creepypasta. Vote DJ Creepa for an explosion of nostalgia and video game rap!

Sourcelist:
- Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
- Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
- Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
- Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs used:
The Yogscast - Diggy Diggy Hole (Minecraft Fantrack)

Electronic Dwarf Music

Listen to a remake of this track here! : https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82/marble-soda-remake

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82
Character Represented: TiKToK

Disappointed after losing an unnamed competition we're 100% sure you totally haven't heard of, Kesha decided to drop her career as a musician and instead, make videos on TikTok. It was pathetic, but now she's back, and to our surprise, she's a lot stronger. The immeasurable power she gained while on the platform manifested into a stand,「TIK TOK」.  Whether this duo is a hit, or a miss, will be decided by this tournament.

Sourcelist:
-Songs used in popular TIKTOK dances or trends in general [NO OVERLAP] (MiA KHALiFA by iLOVEFRIDAY, No Mercy Buttercup by Jack Stauber, Flamingo, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Kesha (TiK ToK, Timber, Right Round, etc.)
-Songs related to partying (Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO, We like to Party by Vengaboys, Party in The USA by Miley Cyrus, Songs from Party Hard, etc.)
-Songs used in the "Social Media Personified" series/other videos by ThisIsFrog (U Got That by Halogen, Hot Milk by Snail's House, God's Plan by Drake, Can I Get A Witness by SonReal, etc.)

Songs used: 
Y2K & bbno$ - Lalala (Tik Tok)
Shawn Wasabi - Marble Soda [OFFSOURCE]
Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug (Ke$ha)
iLOVEFRiDAY - MiA KHALiFA (Tik Tok)
Soulja Boy Tell'em  - Pretty Boy Swag (Tik Tok)
Joji - SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK (Tik Tok)
Pitbull ft. Ke$ha - Timber (Ke$ha)
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (Tik Tok)
PewDiePie, Roomie, & Boyinaband - Congratulations [OFFSOURCE]
Dawin ft. R City - Bikini Body (TikTok)
Kesha - Little Bit Of Love (Ke$ha)
Jack Stauber - Buttercup (Tik Tok)

Marble Soda

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Icarus - Madeon (Sports)
"Man Must Explore" (Space)
Counting Stars - OneRepublic (Space)
How I Beat Shaq - Aaron Carter (Sports)
Space Jam - Space Jam (Sports/Space)
Intergalactic - Beastie Boys (Space)
still feel - half-alive (Line used is space, rest of the song is offsource.)
Walkin' on the Sun - Smash Mouth (Space)
Airplanes - B.O.B ft. Haley Williams (Space)
Space Bound - Eminem (Space)
Fly Me to the Moon - Going Spaceward & ibrahim (Space)
Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots (Line used is space, rest of the song is offsource.)
Stars and Moons - Dizzy (Space)
"SPACE!" - Portal 2 (Space)
Space Oddity - David Bowie (Space)
I'm Not Your Daddy, I'm Your Grandpa - Biff Chitins (TTS)
"It's John Madden Time!" (TTS)

Man Must Explore

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
Render by: https://twitter.com/TVGhost__ , https://twitter.com/babybowser101
Teaser Image: https://twitter.com/telepotato
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
The Living Tombstone - Die in a Fire (FNAF 3)
Lemon Demon - When He Died 
Lemon Demon - Spiral of Ants
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod
The Living Tombstone - Got No Time (FNAF 4)
The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF 1)

Thumbnail Sourcelist:
Ending - Fazbear Pizzaria Simulator (FNAF)
Bad Ending - FNAF 3 (FNAF)
Crying Children (FNAF)
Mouth Sounds (Album Cover) (Mouth)
Mouth Dreams (Album Cover) (Mouth)
Goosebumps - Lemon Demon (Neil)
I Am Become Christmas (Album Cover) (Neil)
Spirit Phone (Album Cover) / System Maintenance (FNAF 3) (FNAF/Neil)
The Puppet Cameo (FNAF/Mouth)
Ixion - Sega Electronics (80/90's Arcade)
Sonic The Fighters - Character Select (80/90's Arcade)
Sonic The Fighters - Aurora Icefield (80/90's Arcade)
CRT Monitor Effects (Semi-Offsource; FNAF and 80/90's Arcade)

Cabinet Fire

Song by: https://soundcloud.com/serpentsnivy
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
-Egg Rock Zone 2 - Sonic Robo Blast 2
-I'm Not Yo Daddy, I'm Yo Grandpa - Geico (Sexy Grandpa)
-Space Jam's theme song
-Space Guy (DHMIS 6)
-Bonzi Buddy sings WAKE ME UP
-Space Pants - Peter Dinklage & Gwen Stefani (SNL)
-Squizzard's Sandy Sinkhole (Boss) - Super Mario Galaxy 2
-Nigga Stole My Bike / Punch-Out! theme song

Egg Rock Jam

Art by: Lazer Chicken
Character Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (Demo) (Lemon Demon)
The Living Tombstone - Five Nights at Freddy's Song (FNAF)

Faulty Wiring

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Track by: https://soundcloud.com/lemolemoo
Characters Represented: John Madden, King Slime

King slime wished to "make peace" with the "celestial kingdom" he believed John Madden came from. Everybody's favourite Space sportcaster thought the king was referring to Moonbase Alpha, and not the "celestial invaders" he was mistaken for. Nonetheless, this unlikely duo had a lot of fun in this little "offering of peace" between "their kingdoms," growing a bit of a friendship while doing so. Every interaction between our passengers only makes the eventual duels they'll be forced into harder to watch...

King Slime's sourcelist:
- Songs from Terraria and The Calamity Extra Music Mod (Boss 1, Corruption, Moonlord, Playing With Firepower, It Sees Everything, etc.)
- Songs from games in the Sandbox genre (Starbound, Rimworld, Lego Worlds, Don't Starve, etc.)
- Generic enemy and generic boss themes (Battle! Wild Pokemon, Come on Again! From Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Enemy Approaching from UNDERTALE, etc.)
- Songs related to royalty, ninjas and the color blue (ASGORE, Dancing Queen by ABBA, Blue by Eiffel 65, Katana Zero OST, etc.)

John Madden's sourcelist:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
John Madden: "John Madden", "Football" (Sports)
John Madden: Super Mario Galaxy - Final Bowser Fight (Space)
King Slime: Terraria - Boss 1 (Terraria/General Boss Theme)
King Slime: Terraria - Boss 2 (Terraria/General Boss Theme)
King Slime: Terraria - Moon Lord (Terraria)
King Slime: Fruit Ninja - Combo Chain Theme (Ninjas)

Moonlord Alpha

Song by and (kinda) performed by: https://soundcloud.com/gangu-best-girlgu
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
Benny Benassi - Satisfaction (TTS Sources)
3D Pinball Space Cadet - Sound Effects (Space Sources)
Quad City DJs - Space Jam (Space Sources)

Satisfaction Cadet

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/nozomi82
Art by: Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Die In A Fire - The Living Tombstone (FNAF)
Reaganomics - Lemon Demon
I Earn My Life - Lemon Demon
Really Cool Wig - Lemon Demon
A Mask of My Own Face - Lemon Demon
Soft Fuzzy Man - Lemon Demon
Man-Made Object - Lemon Demon
Sweet Bod - Lemon Demon
When He Died - Lemon Demon
Cabinet Man - Lemon Demon
As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It - Lemon Demon
Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon
No Eyed Girl - Lemon Demon

LEFT 2 BRRRN

Vocals by ProjectAlpha22 
Instrumental by https://soundcloud.com/theguys-spicy-soundclown
Character Represented: John Madden

Aeiou, Aeiou Aeiou Aeiou uuuuuuuuuuuuuu! That's right, the legend himself, John Madden, will be joining Temporary Flight Attendant. He's no stranger to competition with a successful Super Bowl win under his belt! He's surely a widespread name here on Earth, but what many people don't realize is that his name spreads out into the stars as well. This sportscaster has spent a lot of time on Moonbase Alpha, and uses his extreme wealth to fund the site. He thought that this competition would take place in space as well, thinking the flight referred to a rocket of some sorts. Albeit disappointed, John Madden said he'd take it upon himself to not only bring sports with him to the tournament, but bring space to else with technology borrowed from Moonbase Alpha!

Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

Songs used:
ZimoNitrome - Dat Boi
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat (OFF SOURCE, SORT OF)
Ozzy Ozbourne - Crazy Train (OFF SOURCE)
Dragonforce - Through the Fire and the Flames (OFF SOURCE)

A Very Menacing Boi

[NOTE: Half Human, Half Machine has been re-balanced, be sure to check out their new sources!]
Track by: https://soundcloud.com/xinos1 / https://soundcloud.com/bloss0m-music
Art by: Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Half Human, Half Machine

Who's been bad mouthing Fazbear Entertainment? Though you can't see them behind the screen, these man-made objects are now infused with the rotting remains of the men behind their creation. It's been so long since these relics from the 80s have seen the light of day, and we are happy to feature these creepy cyborg creatures in Temporary Flight Attendant! YOU CAN'T win them, they can't be beat, and even if you managed to overcome them, they'll always come back. Vote Half Human, Half Machine to reminisce upon a time where Five Night's At Freddy's was well liked, to reminisce upon classic arcade gaming, and to give a Lemon Demon rep another shot at victory!

Sources:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Songs used:
Afterburner II - After Burner (80s/90s Arcade)
Five Nights At Freddy's 2 - Hallway Ambience (FNAF)

Afterburning The Place Down

[This is a dual track, not a duel track. This is simply a collaboration, and does not confirm nor deny bracket placements.]
Art by: @pinewithsun (https://twitter.com/PineWSun), Lazer Chicken
Characters Represented: Comedy & Tragedy | Half Human, Half Machine

Reluctant to interact with the technological beasts of the future, Comedy & Tragedy may be knowledgeable in things like the internet and modern culture, yet they fear robots and AI. Realizing that a lot of their fans enjoy the work of these two as well, Comedy was eventually able to convince Tragedy that it would be beneficial to work with them, and it'd be fun to make fun of their stupid metal bodies of course! (Of course, that never happened, they were scared shitless of the robotic tyrants.) Springtrap was a surprisingly good sport, he was not intimidated by the two and was willing to work with them. He wasn't exactly friendly, but he wasn't that disrespectful either...but it won't always be like that. All a part of the plan, gain their trust. Cabinet Man grows hungrier by the minute, and Springtrap is growing tired. They held back when collaborating with these two, knowing it would give them more of a fighting chance against their first opponent, meaning they could finally get the remnant they need to keep fighting on.

Half Human, Half Machine's sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs related to the Five Nights at Freddy’s franchise (Toreador March, Survive The Night, It’s Been So Long, Smashing Windshields, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

Comedy & Tragedy's sourcelist:
- Theater related sources (Battleblock Theater, songs from Broadway Musicals such as Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Wicked, etc.)
- Songs relating to circuses/clowns (Entry of The Gladiators, THE WORLD REVOLVING, songs from Spark The Electric Jester, etc.)
- Country music and music related to cowboys/the wild west (Old Town Road by Lil Nas X, Ram Ranch by Grant MacDonald, Southern Nights by Glen Campbell, etc.)

Songs used:
Neil Cicierega - Wow Wow (Wild West/composed by Neil Cicierega)
Comedy & Tragedy: Lil Nas X (ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) - Old Town Road (Wild West)
Comedy & Tragedy: senzawa - i wanna be a cowboy (Wild West/Cowboys)

Wow Wow Road

Track by: https://soundcloud.com/lemolemoo
Art by: https://soundcloud.com/filthy_ass_senpai
Characters Represented: Chris McKuma [BONUS]

Uh oh, looks like it's punishment time, dudes! That's right, I, Chris Mckuma will be hosting Temporary Flight Attendant's losers bracket! By contract, I'm legally obligated to ensure that these dorks don't get themselves hurt, and I'm like, snooooooore! What a buzzkill, amirite? I was looking forward to all the wacky executions, I've spent all this time planning out individuals murders for each loser! But nope, that's "illegal and a bad company image." Not cool, dudes, not cool at all. So we're just using the good ol' Dock of Shame. 
However, I have found a bit of a loophole. I was told to "challenge the winner" of this bracket before they return to the flight for finals, and I think you know what that means... ;)
Let's have some fun, shall we? That computery chick wasn't all that interesting, and I can assure you my narrations will be SICK!

Sources:
-Sources relating shows that have aired/currently air on Teletoon (I Wanna Be Famous, Steven Universe OST, Donkey Kong Country (TV series) OST, Clone High OST, etc.)
-Sources relating the Danganronpa series (DANGANRONPA, High Speed Action, DEAD OR LIE, etc.)
-Sources relating game shows (Family Feud Theme, Jeopard Theme, UNDERTALE - It's Showtime, etc.)
-Songs relating mysteries, investigations & trials (Songs by Mystery Skulls, It Is a Mystery, Pheonix Wright OST, etc.)

Songs used:
Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair - Welcome to Dangan IsLand!!
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc - Mr. Monokuma's Lesson
Total Drama Island theme song
Danganronpa/Total Drama Island SFX

Welcome to TOTAL DRAMA IsLand!!

WARNING! AN UNAUTHORIZED PASSENGER HAS BOARDED THE PLANE. PLEASE REMAIN IN YOUR SEATS WHILE WE HANDLE THE THREAT.
DUE TO LACK OF A PROPER FLIGHT ATTENDANT TO ATTEND TO THE SITUATION, WE WILL BE SENDING OUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT CANDIDATES TO ATTEND TO THE THREAT. A PROPER FLIGHT ATTENDANT MUST BE ABLE TO HANDLE HIJACKERS. 
GOOD LUCK- DJ Creepa. -AND- Fancypants. -YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT.

(Art by https://soundcloud.com/diamondbrickz, @e-twoup)

[BOSS] WARNING! A FRESH NEW DUO APPROACHES

GENIE: Goooooooooood morning Temporary Flight Attendant!! Now, who's ready to make some MAGIC happen? I know I am!!
FANCYPANTS: Geez!! D-Does this guy have to be so loud? (I'll forgive him for the fact that he's so well animated!)
OSCAR: Trust me, stick boy. When you've been stuck in a ball of water listening to this guy, you'd swear you never had a friend like him.
DJ CREEPA: A dream is a wish your heart makes... And my hearts ticking down fast. GET READY FOR FISH FRY, YA BIG BLUE PUSHOVER!!
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Track by: Vincent Mashups (www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4S_gzspMVs)
Art by: https://twitter.com/pokopakku 
Characters represented: Oscar & The Genie [BOSS], DJ Creepa, Fancypants

Oscar & The Genie's sourcelist:
-Songs from Disney movies that have had/will have a live action remake (Aladdin, Mulan, The Lion King, etc.)
-Songs relating genies, wishes or anything similar (Get A Wish, Genie In a Bottle, wish you were gay, etc.)
-Songs featuring or relating Robin Williams or Will Smith (Songs from Popeye, Jumanji, etc.)
(Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Wow Wow, Get Jiggy With It, etc.)

Songs used:
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Oscar & The Genie:
Will Smith & DJ Khaled - Friend Like Me (Aladdin) 
B.o.B. ft. Hayley Williams - Airplanes (TFA Anthem/Wishes)
Porter Robinson - Get Your Wish (Wishes)
Will Smith - It's Rewind Time
The Genie Crying SFX

DJ Creepa:
CaptainSparklez ft. TryHardNinja - Revenge (MC Parody)
Dan Bull - Congratulations (Dan Bull)
CaptainSparklez ft. TryHardNinja - Fallen Kingdom (MC Parody)

Fancypants:
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Creativity Song (Arts & Crafts)
Parry Gripp - I Got No iPhone (Flipnote)
DJ Earworm - United States Of Pop 2009 (Flipnote)
Super Smash Bros Ultimate SFX (supposed to represent Smash Flash)

(R2 - M1 BOSS!) You Ain't Never Had a Battle Like This

WARNING! AN UNAUTHORIZED PASSENGER HAS BOARDED THE PLANE. PLEASE REMAIN IN YOUR SEATS WHILE WE HANDLE THE THREAT.
DUE TO LACK OF A PROPER FLIGHT ATTENDANT TO ATTEND TO THE SITUATION, WE WILL BE SENDING OUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT CANDIDATES TO ATTEND TO THE THREAT. A PROPER FLIGHT ATTENDANT MUST BE ABLE TO HANDLE HIJACKERS.
GOOD LUCK- Bec Noir. -AND- Half Human, Half Machine. -YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT.

(Art by https://soundcloud.com/real-inspector-gadget)

[BOSS] WARNING! A SHOWDOWN IS IMMINENT

HANK: Delivery here. Who ordered two boxes worth of good ol' fashioned American propane?
BEC: Who let this fat, worthless nothing in here? What's even happening anymore? Also dibs on his khakis.
SPRINGTRAP: I wouldn't be so worried about a gas leak, old man... There is FAR more to be concerned about...
CABINET MAN: GOOD OLD-FASHIONED NIGHTMARE FUEL!
HANK: Now you listen here, buster brown. I ain't gonna be pushed around by some nightmarish hound dog and two cheeky dweebs in costumes. Tell you what I'M gonna do...
「PROPANE NIGHTMARE」        H W A T .
HANK: I'm gonna kick your ass!
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Characters represented: Hank Hill and「PROPANE NIGHTMARES」 [BOSS], Bec Noir | Half Human, Half Machine

Hank Hill &「PROPANE NIGHTMARES」's Sourcelist
- Songs by/featuring Pendulum and Knife Party (Propane Nightmares, Hold Your Colour, Crush, Internet Friends, Sleaze, etc.)
- Songs featured in popular cartoons from the 90s (Songs from King of The Hill, Batman: The Animated Series, The Magic Schoolbus, The Simpsons, etc.)
- Songs featured in or referenced in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (Walk Like An Egyptian, Roundabout, BLOODY STREAM, Chase, etc.)

Songs used:
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[BOSS] Pendulum - Propane Nightmares (Pendulum)
[BOSS] JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Sono Chi no Sadame (JoJo)
[BOSS] Various Hank Hill SFX (90s Cartoons)
[OFFSOURCE] Baauer - Harlem Shake
Pitbull - Hotel Room Service (Dogs)
Homestuck - Sunslammer (Homestuck)
Homestuck - Black (Homestuck)
Eminem & Nate Dogg (R.I.P.) - Shake That (Dogs)
Eddie Morton - Midnight Crew (Homestuck/Swing)
Steven Universe - Other Friends (Swing)
Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide (Swing)
Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man (Neil Cicierega)
Lemon Demon - Soft Fuzzy Man (Neil Cicierega)
The Living Tombstone - FNAF Song (Five Nights at Freddy's)
Lemon Demon - Touchtone Telephone (Neil Cicierega)
Men at Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Neil Cicierega)
Various Five Nights at Freddy's sound effects
B.O.B. - Airplanes (TFA Anthem)

(R2 - M2 BOSS!) Slaughterers Rise Up

WARNING! AN UNAUTHORIZED PASSENGER HAS BOARDED THE PLANE. PLEASE REMAIN IN YOUR SEATS WHILE WE HANDLE THE THREAT.
DUE TO LACK OF A PROPER FLIGHT ATTENDANT TO ATTEND TO THE SITUATION, WE WILL BE SENDING OUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT CANDIDATES TO ATTEND TO THE THREAT. A PROPER FLIGHT ATTENDANT MUST BE ABLE TO HANDLE HIJACKERS.
GOOD LUCK- Markiplier. -AND- Garry Modulate. -YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT.

(Art by https://soundcloud.com/e-twoup & https://twitter.com/AquaPixelStuff)

[BOSS] WARNING! BAD THINGS ARE APPROACHING

Track by: @megalolazing-1
Art by: Lazer Chicken, twitter.com/TVGhost__ , Anonymous
Characters Represented: Fire Motif (Cabinet Man, ECHO), Madden

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ECHO: If you are interested in another fight, you'll have to look somewhere else. I'm only staying on this plane because my alternative is getting thrown out while it's airborne.

CABINET MAN: ROBOT, ROBOT, ROBOT. I WANT TO CHALLENGE ~ADRIAN BRODY~ TO A BATTLE. STRANGE ELUSIVE MONSTER~ SEEMS AS THOUGH HE IS GONE.

ECHO: You should probably go look for him then. I don't see why you'd want me to help you out when my goals almost lead to your potential prize and friends dying in a fire.

CABINET MAN: I LOOK AROUND, IT COULD BE WORSE. ITS NEVER TOO LATE~ TO TAKE THE CHANCE.

MADDEN: Hey, did you managed to get your robot replacement yet? I was looking forward to finally seeing your mashup skills I heard about.

ECHO:...If you need me so bad for this track, I guess I have no choice but to accept. However, don't expect me to hold back for you, Mr. Madden.

CABINET MAN: THE KILLER MACHINES ARE COMING. JUST A FLIGHT ATTENDANT GUY~ UNDER FIRE. FIRE. FIRE.

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Cabinet Man's sourcelist:
- Songs composed by or frequently used by Neil Cicierega (Cabinet Man, Touch Tone Telephone, Brodyquest, All Star, Who, etc.)
- Songs from 80s/90s arcade games (No overlap, Tetris, Mortal Kombat, Excitebike, Kung Fu Fighting, etc.)

ECHO's Sourcelist:
-Songs featuring vocoded vocals & VOCALOID originals (ECHO, The Faulty Feline Philosophy, The Living Tombstone's discography, Daft Punk's discography, etc.)
-Songs commonly used in "Animation Memes" (Burnt Rice, Hot Milk, The Other Side of Paradise, Ruler of Everything, etc.)
-Songs related to fire/burning (Hand In The Fire, We Didn't Start The Fire, Hot In Herre, etc.)
-Songs relating the colour white & the colour black (Everything Black, White Horse, Black and Yellow, White & Nerdy, etc.)

John Madden's Sourcelist:
Sources:
- Songs related to sports (Anything from Wii Sports, anything from the Mario Kart series, Pepper Steak from OFF, Space Jam, etc.)
- Text to Speech related sources (I’m Not Your Daddy I’m Your Grandpa, Vocaloid songs, etc.)
- Songs related to space (Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack, Fly Me To The Moon from Evangelion, Star Wars, Shooting Stars, etc.)

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Songs used:

Both: 
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Songs used by Neil/Vocoded/Space)
Queen - We Will Rock You (Common Stadium Anthems/Songs used by Neil)
Hatsune Miku - HIBANA (Vocaloid/TTS)
B.o.B. ft. Hayley Williams - Airplanes (Space, TFA Anthem)
Kanye West - Stronger(Songs used by Neil/Vocoded/Space; Heavily Samples Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger)

Fire Motif:
Cash Cash - Overtime (Vocoded Vocals)
Sean Kingston - Fire Burning (Songs related to Fire)
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life (Songs used by Neil)
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Songs used by Neil)
OutKast - Hey Ya (Songs used by Neil)

Madden:
Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (Sports, Madden 15 & 25)
LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (Sports, Madden 19)
Travis Scott - SICKO MODE (Space, Astroworld Album)
DJ Khaled - All I Do Is Win (Sports, Madden 17 & 20)
LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out (Sports)
NFL - NFL On FOX Theme (Sports)
M83 - Midnight City (Space)
Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars (Space)
Benny Benassi - Satisfaction (TTS)

Offsource:
Bomba Estero - Soy Yo

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MADDEN: (whispers to Cabinet Man) psst... Glad you decided to get the girl in on this track. Though, I hope your friend won't be upset that he finds out there isn't a child in the back of the plane again.

*in the cargo area*
SPRINGTRAP: Mark, where is the child? I was told you are hiding it somewhere.

MARK: Being on an airplane with you alone for 6 months is probably the closest connection I will have with hell.

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