All the world is turning exuberant, Annie (1982)-style somersaults at 'Tobias and Jube and the Something Hat Mystery', the ALL-NEW, ALL-AGES, ALL-COLOUR, ALL-NONSENSE comic caper by Patrick Alexander (available via stela.com). "Wow," the world says breathlessly at last. "Gosh."

And now... it's songs!

GALLOP UPON YOUR VERY EARS through a landscape of wonder and chuckles. Breathe airborne cartoon musical notes in through your actual nose holes. Scrub your filthy skin off in the clear, logorrheic brooks that twist through the forest beyond the horizon, where rainbows grow! Sit upon a mushroom and drink tea with the pixies. Now you are paralysed. The tea was poisoned. You will be a prisoner of the pixies forever, until the world you knew is long dead; dead with the sun and planets. You fool. You fool.

I don't know what genre any of these songs are.

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All songs wroted and sunged and made by Patrick Alexander.
Mastered by Bill Cooney (Hirogarimusic.com).
Front cover artwork coloured by Lin Visel.

Father, Why Don’t You Kiss a Man?

Patrick Alexander's Melody Zone