Do you enjoy to eat nuts? Now you can listen to nuts also. Here are six fine and friendly nuts for you.

Don't come at me with that "Actually, the peanut is a legume" nonsense. Nobody wants to hear it, damp saddo. This is nut time and the peanut is here. Mr Peanut is here and he brought his fellows, nuts all. Be into this fully nut happening! Yield!

The genre of this music is 'jumblepop', in case anyone asks you.

Nuts

Call this genre 'jumblepop', if you need to.

This particular melody is a jumble of spicy vocal samples, cheesy horns, crunchy drums, and full-bodied orchestral sounds. It tells the story — well, it MAY tell the story — of a peppy adventurer, bouncing forth into realms of colour and oomph, returning changed, and fondly remembering the whole thing years later as a biodegradable plastic bag whose time has come at long, long last.

But it's also just the arse-thumping prime nut of my new EP 'Nuts'.

114/152 BPM

Back with a Sack (Peanut)

A screaming, jumping, upbeat dance track, punctuated by bouncing vowels and cartoon sound effects. Full of fun, grunts and weirdness, like the Prodigy from a sillier universe.

'Twas made by Patrick Alexander
Thanks to Bens H and C for their mouth noises

Fire Extinguisher

Fire Extinguisher (Pistachio)

They are not very helpful, but they are doing their best.

We Just Want to Help (Cashew)

A robot sings alone, squeaking a simple waltz to the starlit city as it trundles along the footpath. The vibrations of its metal heart attract more voices, shy, kind, and warm, and before long they arrive at the ball!

Debutantes! Chandeliers! The ballroom turns out to be a glittering space capsule! The walls are glass. Doors in the mothership slide open, the capsule glides through a passage, and in an invisible moment, everyone is dancing among the stars.

Three time signatures and four keys (I think). But you probably didn't even notice. 94 BPM

Antechamber (Chestnut)

Oh, you want the funky grooves? Two bucks a minute, tiger! Yeah, and we're not gonna serve it up straight away. You've gotta stick around if you want the good stuff. Just be careful not to stick around too long. Even we don't know how deep it goes. We've lost some good men in there. Listen: if you start to feel even a little bit enlightened, tug the rope three times, and we will pull you back. Good luck, soldier. Good luck.

46/92 BPM

1-900-MELODYZONE (Pecan)

We are saying goodbye to the builder because, brick by brick, he is building a staircase, and, step by step, ascending it as he builds. He draws each brick from a bottomless sack, building forever, climbing infinitely into the wide and wondrous cosmos. 110 BPM

Nuts

Patrick Alexander's Melody Zone