I didn't try too hard with this one. Volume warning for the end, sensibility warning for the whole thing.

SOURCES:
Carry on Wayward Son - Kansas
Sound effects from the game "Among Us"
Audio from the "Stop Posting about Among Us" meme

I am sorry. Real content coming eventually.

Wayward sus

Crypt Of the Necrodancer -Dance of the Decorous
Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape
How

GSRD001 Renva, Robbiee - Spirit Fizz

Renva & Robbiee drop their very first official release : A blend of underground electro and magnetic funk. A tight, sweaty groove that reeks of overheated synths and never-ending nights.
Between teasing keys and analog machines on the verge of meltdown, the duo serves up an EP dripping with boldness — a proper French-style service.

Available on Bandcamp with a little naughty surprise

Positive Vibes

Buy that dirty sound

Renva - Positive Vibes

Livin' House

I'll take you to the re-tail shop

the logical endpoint of steamed hams

FINALLY I CAN UPLOAD THIS WITH OUT COPYRIGHT

every acappella i have in my folder over 1 song

Mario Attempts To Backwards Long Jump

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

THEY HAVE THE EXACT SAME BPM.

Edit: Here's an extended version because why the hell not: https://youtu.be/niuf0URHleo

OG Music:
~ sans - Undertale
~ Pump - Valentino Khan

holy shit guys i just made the greatest discovery ever

Been almost a month since last shit so here's something quality! Thanks @aliensexist3 for help :D

Dr. Feelgood x You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)

Go on my site for my Discord Server, Downloads, and other cool things! https://www.zukesers.com/

holy shit guys i just made the greatest discovery ever

Paul_Z

Recent comments

SiggeVibes

fakrarrXD

Vic

C4_K4

Related tracks