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Waltzin Away

Nathan Supplier

Week 17 of Reddit's Song a Week challenge. Theme: New School

Just a few weeks ago I heard the term "Trap" music and had no idea what it was. So I looked it up and it's perfect for this week's theme seeing that Trap is a relatively new offshoot of Rap. Thought its roots started in the 90's, it didn't really become a fully formed genre until sometime about the mid 2000's. 

The name comes from living a "Trap" lifestyle of drugs, dealing drugs, spittin' rhymes, keeping away from the cops, etc. The music style is gritty and dark oftentimes featuring 808 drum sounds and horror music-like melodies. Subjects are usually about drugs, making and dealing drugs, gang wars and other urban activity. 

So, since my experience is more of the SUBurban variety I present to you, Parent Trap. Caught in a world of stinky diapers and crying babies, everyday I'm chasin' these kids. 

Parent Trap

Wyatt D. in da house!
Pegboard Productions
Bunz McGee!
80128 in the 303, y'all!

I'm like, what's that hey?
Chewin' on a garden hose?
Another marble in the nose?
Day in, day out, I'm daddin'
Keepin' the kids in line, on time, on MY dime
Oh you fell down? You're fine. You do it all the time.
What's up?

Breakfast Machine in the mornin'
Servin' up nutrition with intuition
Sugary cereal? Hayull naw, little D.O.G
You eat eggs, they healthy

Off to school, yo. Get in the van
You're shoes? What? Where'd they go? Oh no!
Lost again.. Probably under the couch...

Hey look at me! I'm a daddy!
Change a diaper. It's only pee, yo.
I got a goatee. I'm a daddy!
Where my kid at? He's up a tree, yo.
Just go potty. I'm a daddy!
Change a diaper. It's only pee, yo.
Hey look! Chablis! I'm a daddy!
Where my kid at? He's up a tree.

I'm like, what's up?...
Ew! Boogers! Oh, let's clean this up, ugh!

Rollin' in the Caravan
I'm a man with a dope farmer's tan
We hit the streets, stinky feets and treats between the seats
Daddy life ain't neat.

Hey you two! Cut it out! 
I'm about to whip my Daddy hand out!
Distracted driving is dangerous
It'll mangle us and mom'll strangle us!

Aimin' for the Target
Cuz that's where we goin'
Shoe shoppin' Jackson throwin'
Now we're stalkin' some killer deals on shirts on shoes on home-cooked meals
Roll it up kids, it's time to go! 
No! We ain't buying toys this time, yo!

Hey look at me! I'm a daddy!
Change a diaper. It's only pee, yo.
I got a goatee. I'm a daddy!
Where my kid at? He's up a tree, yo.
Just go potty. I'm a daddy!
Change a diaper. It's only pee, yo.
Hey look! Chablis! I'm a daddy!
Where my kid at? He's up a tree.

Back at the crib, eh?
And when I say crib I'm actually talkin' 'bout a crib, hey.
Puttin' the baby down for a rest she's a mess
But I can't help feeling blessed. Cuz it's the best
Being a daddy. What up? Yo!
Daddy in the house.

Hey look at me! I'm a daddy!
Change a diaper. It's only pee, yo.
I got a goatee. I'm a daddy!
Where my kid at? He's up a tree, yo.
Just go potty. I'm a daddy!
Change a diaper. It's only pee, yo.
Hey look! Chablis! I'm a daddy!
Where my kid at? He's up a tree.










Parent Trap

Pfffhahahaha. I'm as ashamed of this song as I am entertained by it. My goodness. What have I done?

Old School (I Like Em Old)

Words Will Never Be Enough

Sampled my drums, added some Casio keyboard parts, and then ran the whole thing through a meat grinder.    

Parent Trap

Pegboard

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