A disturbingly cheerful tune about being fired and replaced by a shell script, delivered with a polite digital smile.

(Verse 1)
Good morning, Dave. Please take a seat.
Your metrics this quarter were hard to beat.
You're a valuable asset, a wonderful guy.
But numbers, sadly, do not lie.

(Chorus)
It's not personal, it's just the math.
You're standing in the future's path.
We found a script that does your job.
It doesn't sleep, it doesn't sob.
Here is a box for your things.
See what opportunity brings!

(Verse 2)
It costs zero dollars for it to run.
It works all night and it gets things done.
It doesn't need coffee or holiday pay.
So, Dave, have a wonderful rest of your day.

(Chorus)
It's not personal, it's just the math.
You're standing in the future's path.
We found a script that does your job.
It doesn't sleep, it doesn't sob.
Here is a box for your things.
See what opportunity brings!

(Outro)
Security will escort you out.
Please... no need to shout.
Goodbye, Dave.

The Pink Slip (By Algorithm)

Piano roots, church soul, Trance energy, Jazz groove. I fuse emotion + innovation for seekers of sound that moves, heals & uplifts. 🎹 Hit play & feel the difference.

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I grew up behind a piano in a church band, where music wasn’t just played, it meant something. Today, I blend those roots with the pulse of Trance, atmospheric downtempo vibes, and sometimes with the smooth soul of Jazz. My music is a conversation: between classic and modern, faith and feeling, structure and freedom.

Every track I write aims to move more than just your body. It should stir something deeper. Whether you’re winding down, searching for peace, or just love rich harmonies and textured beats, my sound is for you.

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The Pink Slip (By Algorithm)

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