© Copyright 2020 Peter Lloyd, Jerry Leiber, Mike Stoller

Fee-fee, fie-fie, foe-foe, fum
How can one man be so goddamn dumb?

Donald Trump, Donald Trump
What a chump, That Donald Trump
He's gonna get dumped, just you wait and see

"Why's everybody always pickin on me?"

He opens that pie hole right below his nose
Out come lies like a frickin firehose 

Donald Trump, Donald Trump
What a chump, That Donald Trump
He's gonna get dumped, just you wait and see

"Why's everybody always pickin on me?"

Who's driving us right up a wall?
Who doesn't have a pair of balls?
Who's headed for a nasty fall?

Guess who

"Who me?"

Yes, you!

The world's dumbest man and the US president
In a perfect world, would be two different men

Donald Trump, Donald Trump
What a chump, That Donald Trump
He's gonna get dumped, just you wait and see

"Why's everybody always pickin on me?"

The world's dumbest man and the US president
In a perfect world, would be two different men

Donald Trump, Donald Trump
What a chump, That Donald Trump
He's gonna get dumped, just you wait and see

"Why's everybody always pickin on me?"

Donald Chump

Songwriter since 1966. Can't believe I still have to write protest songs. Prefer writing love songs and songs of praise for stand-up women and men, parodies, lyrical nonsense, blues and adaptations.