Marijuana Jonny

RIP Gene Wilder

Lyrics:
Come with me and you’ll be
In a world induced by medication
Take a pill, and you’ll kill 
Every bit of your imagination

We’re all just guinea pigs
Huddled in our cage
It may affect you different
Depending on your age

Wander deep into sleep
As your apartment burns to desolation
Shed a tear, drink some beer
When your landlord threatens litigation

You want all the bells and whistles
Glowing lights and amphetamine crystals
Three blind mice, high on ice
See how they run


Special thanks to https://soundcloud.com/famous-forgotten-artists for putting this song on their podcast https://www.mixcloud.com/Fromwhisperstoscreams/session84-beyond-the-clouds-there-are-millions-of-stars-5/

Really Happy for your support!

Singles

Drowsy

Drums - Mick Mack
Slide Guitar, keyboard, vocals - Phaggot
Bass - Dick Wartz

Who Were Fanny and Phaggot?

A spicy collaboration between the two great minds of MrMules and the Pharmaceutical Phaggot.  Huge thanks to MrMules for working with me.  I had a lot of fun working on this, and could not have done it without him.  Here are the links to his pages:

https://soundcloud.com/user-402326148
https://mrmules.bandcamp.com/releases

Personel:
MrMules - Vocals, lyrics, drums, bass, piano, percussion
The Pharmaceutical Phaggot - Guitar, slide guitar, piano, bass, sound effects

The Demon Drink

The Demon Drink - MrMules collaboration

Thank you again MrMules!  Always a pleasure!

@user-402326148
mrmules.bandcamp.com/releases

MrMules - Vocals, lyrics, samples
The Pharmaceutical Phaggot - Guitar, Saxophone, Bass, Drum Machine, Sound Effects, Samples

The Beatles vocals were ripped off of their song Birthday (please don't sue us)

Fallen Angel

Fallen Angel - MrMules Collaboration

Instruments played on this track: Sitar, Guitar, Bass, Didgeridoo, Drums, Recorder, Vocals

Emperor's Entrance

Inoculation Chamber

Emperor's Wrath

Instruments played:  Sitar, Guitar, Bass, Drums

Lyrics:

Everything under the sun and the moon
The emperor will be there soon
His greatness will bless the land
All the people hand in hand

His presence filled with gloom and grace, 
Sadness etched within his face
Magnificent and Splendorous
Generous and Dangerous

Emperor's Greatness

Within

New Sitar Demo

Lyrics - Cunt Dracula
Lead vocals, synthesizers, concept - Mick Mack
Backing Vocals - Phaggot

Face First!

Daunting

Thanks to Clay Young for doing the deed of adding vocals to this twisted piece of something.

Clay Young's channel: https://soundcloud.com/clay-young-360347153

Clay Young - Vocals, lyrics
The Pharmaceutical Phaggot - Sitar, Guitar, Bass, Drum Machine


Lyrics (by Clay Young)

Woke up on the wrong side of Hell
Face down, I’m a fool in love with a mistress of pain

Go on and make me beg
No pillows gonna save my head
Bed of Nails
On sale at the mattress store

Set my heart ion fire
No pillows gonna save my head
Bed of Nails
On sale at the mattress store

Set my heart on fire
Bed of nails
On sale at the mattress store

I’m lying down on this iron tower
Sleeping on the devil’s toothpick

Go on and make me beg
No pillows gonna save my head
Bed of Nails
On sale at the mattress store

Set my heart on fire
No pillows gonna save my head
Bed of Nails
I’m dreaming of something softer
Bed of Nails
Bed of Nails

Bed of nails
She’s my iron maiden
Bed of nails
I should have bought a hammock

Face down, my mistress of pain
Bed of nails
No pillow is gonna save my head
Woke up on the wrong side of hell

Go on and make me beg
No pillows gonna save my head
I’m sleeping with the devil
And he smells like a wet dog

Set my heart on fire
No pillows gonna save my head
Bed of Nails
On sale at the mattress store

Go on and make me beg
No pillows gonna save my head
Bed of Nails
On sale at the mattress store

Set my heart ion fire
No pillows gonna save my head
Bed of Nails
I’m dreaming of something softer

Bed Of Nails - Clay Young collab

The Ronald McDonald Of The Nouveau - Abstruse

This song was recorded on the toilet

Mick Mack - Drums
The Pharmaceutical Phaggot - Guitar, "Vocals" (taking a shit)

2018

The Pharmaceutical Phaggot

Thank you to all who worked on this one

Drums & Sitar - The Pharmaceutical Phaggot
@pharmaceutical_phaggot

Bass - Lofi Menta
@user-672449547

Guitar, Lyrics, Vocals & Art - Cosmic Keanu

Lyrics & Vocals - The Mysterious Decibel
@themysteriousdecibel

Mixed, Mastered, and Screams by Hobocop
@metrocityrecords

Lyrics:

(The Mysterious D.)
Rain falls from the light
The vows of the fox burn bright

(Cosmic K.)
Sun shines as the rain falls
Shadowy forest filled with lights
Silently processing forward
In the trees, flashing bright

Foxfire flicks between realities
Lures unwelcome eyes
If they catch you watching,
best atone --
if you are wise

(The Mysterious D.)
In the land of the rising sun, where legends,
myths and magic is spun
There's a tail of a fox bride
who comes with the rain by her side

(Cosmic K.)
Foxfire flicks between realities
Lures unwelcome eyes
If they catch you watching,
best atone --
if you are wise

(Mysterious D.)
In the land of eternal forest
where the love lies deep in root
If the fox groom sees you looking,
You might meet his overbearing tooth

Kitsune No Yomeiri (Cosmic K / Mysterious D / Hobocop / Pharma P/ Lofi M)

Guitar, Bass, Vocals, Lyrics - The Pharmaceutical Phaggot
Drums - Mick Mack

Lyrics:

Everyone is dead, oh Everyone is dead
You better call up a number for a funeral bed
Because everyone you’ve ever known is dead

The cops shot themselves in the heads
The people died alone in their beds
And poor old Mrs Paul, she couldn’t take it all
So she leapt infront of a train 
So that she wouldn’t have to endure all of the pain

Hallelujah

When I get lonely I know I’m not the only
One who will die alone
Cause when I look the window of my
Burning apartment I see the Saints are all marching home

Oh, the Saints went Marching Away
On this beautiful holiday
We were celebrating Christ, but it would not suffice
Because the Saints went marching away

Everyone Is Dead

Big thanks to Entheogenic Psychonaught (Josh Clary) for collabing on this one, bringing incredible slide guitar and organ to this track.  I am very happy to have worked with Josh on this one, as he has added a whole other dimension and perspective to this track.

The Pharmaceutical Phaggot:  Lyrics, Vocals, Steel String Acoustic, Bass, Drums, Didgeridoo

Josh Clary: Slide Guitar, Organ
 

Lyrics:

Cars crashing, windows smashing
God’s laughing to the sound of hurricanes and thunder
Blood splatters, nothing matters,
Need some answers to the questions we are asking
Within

Sitting at my seat, carpet at my feet
Patterns arranged so that the cycle is complete
Patterns made the blood has already has been stained
What’s happened once will happen again it’s been engrained

People clapping, limbs are snapping
Sinners lapping up the blood of the everlasting
Wind swirling, pages turning
Flesh burning as the sound of guns are blasting
Within

Within Ft. Entheogenic Psychonaught (Josh Clary)

Weasel Theme

Cosmic Keanu - Vocals, Lyrics

The Pharmaceutical Phaggot - Guitar, Bass, Drums

Hobo Cop - Mixing, Production



Lyrics (by Cosmic Keanu)


We find ourselves washed up and bleeding
Upon the shore

In the chase for nothing much,
We’ve lost our way back home

While pursuing eternity
We’ve carved our names in stone

For illusions of security
We’ve worked ourselves to the bone

Everything will be revealed
when the waters become still

What was hidden beneath is seen
When all is settled and all is clean

Wings made of mind can’t fly
Try and you will fall

All that we think we know
Isn’t worth much at all

Dreams form in mind’s eye
What is shown could be a lie

Ascending one rung at a time
Don’t split your head up on the sky

I’ve tried so hard to find
a reason why we’re so blind

Hypnotized by the feed
In the mirror they deceive

Not sure what to believe,
With your face cracked in duper’s glee

Doomsday clock is ticking down,
No one hears the warning sound

Didn’t hear the sirens wail,
Playing games as we tip the scale

How have we come to this,
A slippery slope down a bottomless pit

Everything will be revealed
when the waters become still

What was hidden beneath is seen
When all is settled and all is clean,
all is settled and all is clean…

Everything Will Be Revealed - With Cosmic Keanu and Hobo Cop

Drums by Mick Mack, everything else by the Phaggot

Lyrics (so far):

Hey Momma says that the Jupiter Moons so bright, let it shine

79 of us orbiting around a big fat Celestian, a Celestian
Hey Momma said that the Jupiter Moons is shining, shining oh so rightly, shining brightly

Jupiter Moon demo 1

Mick mac on drums, Phaggot on Guitar and bass

Firetwerks Demo 1

Mick Mac on Drums, Phaggot on Sitar and Bass

Orchid Instrumental

Orchid (Faster Version)

This is a cover of the song In India You by The Brian Jonestown Massacre from their album Their Satanic Majesties Second Request.

Original music and lyrics by Anton Newcombe

Link to original song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmExFWlW-kw

In India You (Brian Jonestown Massacre Cover)

Lyrics:

You’re getting sleepy.  Sleepier than a three toed sloth on qualludes.

Drink the tears of God as his arms wrap around the entire universe.
Caressing the sacrum that connects the main interstellar passageways.
Ones that appear to us to be nothing more than open space.
Crude images, distorted and pixelated, showing nothing more than the celestial bodies which create or reflect light.  All that does not remains unseen.

Fuddie-Duddies and Fugget Nuggets prattle on about useless platitudes and insipit gobbledygook.  Prigs and fussbudgets.  Hobnobbers and Hoo-didlies.  Fachuchies and fachachies.  Geese and fish.

Troglodyte fetuses perfumed in an iodine solution inside the inoculation chamber.
Hypothesized to create a super hominid race capable of dismembering a human arm at the rate of 9000 foot pounds per second per second per second

Deadly infectious virus spreading and suffocating
Disproportionately affecting poorer areas
Lungs
Bleeding

The Fish And Goose Soirée (Jack's Dream)

Lyrics:

And If you had a poop knife for the shits you take
I swear I’d use that knife to eat a steak
I genuinely want to know the smell of your farts
It gives me a tingly feeling in my private parts

Oooooooo, love you Baby

And if you had something to give to me
I’d certainly hope to God it’s your poop and pee
I genuinely want to know the smell of your pits
It gives me a feeling that puts me into fits

Oooooooo, love you Baby

Love You Baby

A cover of Ween's masterpiece "Hippy Smell"
Music and lyrics written by Aaron Freeman and Mickey Melchiondo

Lyrics:

Hippy smell
Only I can tell
Patchouli oil
Sixties Girl
Said you're not real
And you're not surreal
Can't you tell
Hippy smell
Singin' hippy smell
Only I can tell
Patchouli oil
Sixties Girl
Singin' you're not real
And you're not surreal
Can't you tell
Hippy smell

She's got the hippy smell, ladies and gentlemen
You can smell the patchouli oil on her breath
See the Grateful Dead posters hangin' up all over the place
She said "You know, I wish I was alive in the sixties, cause those were really groovy times!"
Well, you know I got somethin' to tell you
You wouldn't want to be alive in the sixties
You would've probably gotten your little hippy ass killed or something you little shitface
Oh

Hippy smell
Only I can tell
Patchouli oil
Sixties Girl
Singin' you're not real
And you're not surreal
Can't you tell
Hippy smell

Hippy Smell (Ween Cover)

Lyrics:

You gotta get off the alcohol, or you’re nothing, you’re nothing
You don’t know why you smell so bad, and you’re ugly
Gotta get off the alcohol, or you’re nothing, you’re nothing
Gonna get thrown in Alcatraz and raped in the ass

Once a day, every day
Crack open a few beers
Time to see, will I be
The biggest phaggot of the year?

I gotta bottle of wine, that’s not really mine
I don’t care whose it is, it makes me feel fine
Spend all my time drinking alone
Restless spirit, I got an itch in my bone

I don’t care what people say, or if they think I’m gay
I, oh I
I’m a head case and space cadet spacey as hell

You gotta get off the alcohol, you loser, you loser
Don’t know why you suck at work and you’re stupid
Gotta get off the alcohol you loser, you loser
Can’t come up with ideas anymore, and slurring your speech

When I’m gone, who will care
Was there anything there?
When I croak, will I choke
On my dead collapsing lungs?

I’ve drank and smoked my life right into the ground
And I’ve been known to buy my drugs by the pound
Sometimes it seems I  hate everyone
Sometimes I wonder if I’m having any fun

I don’t care what people think
Or if my dick does stink
I, oh I
I wonder if I feel anything at all

You gotta get off the alcohol you phaggot, you phaggot
You only shower once a week and you’re ugly
Gotta get off the alcohol you phaggot, you phaggot
Things have gone from bad to worse, 
And they’ll get worse fast

Da Da Da, Da Da Da
Da Da Da Da Da, Da
Da Da Da, Da Da Da
Da Da Da Da Da, Da

Gotta Get Off

Music and lyrics written by Frank Zappa

Lyrics:

Ow ow ow ow
Rundee rundee rundee
Dinny wop wop
Ow ow ow ow
Rundee rundee rundee
Dinny wop wop
Electric Aunt Jemima
Goddess of Love
Khaki Maple Buckwheats
Frizzle on the stove
Queen of my heart
Please hear my plea
Electric Aunt Jemima
Cook a bunch for me
Tried to find a reason
Not to quit my job
Beat me till I'm hungry
Found a punk to rob
Love me Aunt Jemima
Love me now & ever more
(Love me Aunt Jemima)
Dit-dit-dit-dit dit-dit-dit-dit
Dit-dit-dit-dit ditty-ditty
Dit-dit-dit-dit dit-dit-dit-dit
Dit-dit-dit-dit ditty-ditty
Dit-dit-dit-dit dit-dit-dit-dit
Dit-dit-dit-dit ditty-ditty
Dit-dit-dit-dit dit-dit-dit-dit dit...
Tried to find a raisin
Brownies in the basin
Monza by the street light
Aunt Jemima all night
Holiday & salad days
And days of mouldy mayonnaise
Caress me 
Caress me Aunt Jemima
Caress me 
Caress me Aunt Jemima
Caress me 
Caress me Aunt Jemima
Caress me 
Caress me Aunt Jemima
Caress me

Electric Aunt Jemima (Frank Zappa Cover)

Life is short.  Might as well make it shorter.  Light up a cigarette.

NEW 2023 ALBUM OUT: The Vagical Blistery Tour
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/pharmaceutical_phaggot/sets/the-vagical-blistery-tour
Bandcamp: https://thepharmaceuticalphaggot.bandcamp.com/album/the-vagical-blistery-tour

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