Hey Kyle man, this song is amazing! Love the beat, and your beat is structured like a Primus song. Really impressive instrumental work, bro. Your lyrics are hilarious, too, and you sing them appropriately, too. Excellent work all around, brother man!

Hell yeah man ! This rocks, very cool guitar & riffage

great riffs somehow remind me of king crimsons larks tongues in aspik which is a good thing! ☻

lyrics are definitely offbeat , love the quirky theme 😂👍

Sounds ..vocal.. really good! …🌍☮︎👍🐞🍀2024

cutting edge oddity with this one TPP -- interestingly quirky, beautifully executed!!

Awesome riffs, love the progression, amazing work

Missing one final instrument...

© Xanylovem - 2023

Teacher:
What have we here, laddie? Mysterious scribblings? A secret code? No! Poems, no less! Poems, everybody!

Teacher:
The laddie reckons himself a poet!

Teacher:
"Money get back
 I'm all right, Jack 
Keep your hands off my stack 
New car 
Caviar 
Four star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team." 
Absolute rubbish, laddie !

Teacher:
Get on with your work...

(Pink Floyd The Wall - 1982)

Money Snake (Acoustic Session)

I've been away from SoundCloud for a while working on my new album and several writing projects, but the album's nearly done, so I thought I'd emerge from my cocoon and post this song, which means a lot to me. It features my good friend Akmaral Zykayeva on violin. For the past ten years, I've been doing a lot of consulting work in Kazakhstan. I met Akmaral in Almaty, Kazakhstan about six years ago. She is a hugely gifted composer, singer, and violinist who records as "Akmaral Mergen" and also as "Mergen" (Mergen means "woman warrior" in Kazakh).
For this song, Akmaral wrote a beautiful six-violin arrangement, playing all the parts herself.
The photo on the cover is the view from my hotel room in Almaty on one of my trips. In the foreground is Almaty Opera House and in the distance are the snowcapped Tien Shan Mountains (the "Celestial Mountains"). Beyond the mountains is Kyrgyzstan. 
Main guitars on this song are my Taylor GC-5 acoustic and my 1966 Guild Starfire XII (electric twelve-string).
The cricket and bird sounds at the beginning and end were recorded by me with a field recorder in a wild area of southern Wisconsin.
(This song can be found on my "Twilight on Tunnel Road" album, which I'm happy to say won the Alternative Album of the Year award from the Madison Area Music Association.)
LYRICS:
"Let Me Go”
Words & Music by Timothy Walsh

Nothing I say to you makes it untrue.
Let me go—I can’t say how much I love you.

Taking it all away, I can’t bear the day.
In the night I just see your face staring at me.
Let me go.

Seeing I don’t know why, why you must try
to go far away now, climb mountains so high.

Every single day, I’m making my way.
I can’t deal with you gone and I’m not okay.
Let me go.

I don’t say you should not go—closing off the future before you can know.
I just can’t get loose from your strings,
they’re wrapped around my heart entangling all things.

I remember how we used to play, how we used to dance, how we used to run,
dissolving in the moonlight as if we were one.
And all those days, all those times, all those nights we held to each other,
held so tight as if we might lose the one thing we love.

And I think that I can’t go on now,
without you I’m lost, I just don’t know how.
Now the light has gone out of my life,
nothing ahead but torment and strife.

Twilight on Tunnel Road

Let Me Go

Chants Métallurgiques (metallurgical songs)

*Original Version: https://soundcloud.com/nadiaselvaggi/not-my-neighborhood-by-garddwr-porffor-nadia-selvaggi-with-the-windscale-blues-experiment
The Rant: Cono Corvino & Nadia Selvaggio
Instrumental & Mix by Garddwr Porffor: 
@garddwrporffor
Lyrics, Vocals, Production by Nadia Selvaggi
*New Sax Solos by Nigel Manning of The Windscale Blues Experiment: 
@windscaleblues
'Two Boys Smoking' (1975) by Photographer Peter Bellamy:
pswbportaiture.blogspot.com/
www.peterbellamyphoto.com/
More on Peter Bellamy:
medium.com/@Brownstoner/in-197…photos-a3bbe85c0246
New York Street Noise by Pixabay

Not My Neighborhood
by Nadia Selvaggi

This, this, this is not my neighborhood!
Where is Williamsburg, Brooklyn --
my crime-ridden, filthy, spray-painted 'hood?

Where is Eastern District High School?
Where is that old school cool?
Where is all the red brick?
Where are all the addicts itchin' for a fix?

I don't know this place at all
I don't smell my Grandma's moth or meat balls
Corporate greed, thy will be done,
as it is in Manhattan and the City of London

Mr. Global's mercenaries killed our low rent,
our culture, and our authenticity
Damn the L train gentrifiers!
Damn the cold glass and bitter steal!

Bamonte's, Fortunato Brothers, Nunzio and Sons,
survived New York's perpetual reinvention
Tell me craft beer drinking, Hipster trust fund --
where is my 11211?

Not My Neighborhood, Extended by Garddwr Porffor & Nadia Selvaggi (w The Windscale Blues Experiment)

First recorded by Ozzie Nelson and His Orchestra 1931, and sung by many other after this, like Doris Day  Lois Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald.....   Its not me playing the piano, i got some help from a friend with the backing track on this...

Dream a Little Dream of Me  (Cover)

Cover of Jeff Healey Band's version

Bass : Fin Valentin
Drums: Max Christensen
Keybord : Kim d Blanc ( PdB Orchestra )
Guitar & vocal: PJ Project

En flad ti'er

While My Guitar W/ Hit Med Pengene

Dark Paradise

lyrics

There is a guy who has it all
He’s got a good job, and he’s 10 feet tall
He’s handsome as fuck, and his teeth are good
He causes gay guys to have morning wood

He’s gonna make millions off of profit shares
His balls are gonna rub a lot of butthole hairs
He never does think about the day he dies
He says, baby, life is like lord of the flies

Never stopping, wife is shopping
Don’t masturbate, asphyxiate
Now is the time to take what’s mine
Fuck everyone else, make my dime
Now it is time

Don’t get in my
Way or you will
Be crushed by my
Smashing success

Take it back, take it back
You will be next on your death bed
Take it back, take it back
You will be next, shoot you in the head

Playing life’s game, such a big shame
Nothing will make me refrain
From getting what I am owed
Check your time, your truck will be towed

No time for thinking is something he’d say
His dick will be stinkin’ anyway
His dick’s always surrounded by meat flaps
He’s wears the most expensive caps

He’s gonna fuck you over with his business degree
He’s gonna fucking go on a killing spree
Lock up your daughter, lock up your wife
You’d better be careful for your own life

Offbeat Oddity

Made in #Ableton (February/March 2024)

Video;
https://youtu.be/D5fNEUs2COs

Genres;
#Electronic
#EDM
#Dance

Earth Memories

Saturday Evening

Diminishing Returns

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If you don't like my name, you can refer to me as the Pharmaceutical Bundle of Sticks

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