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I guess stuff I like...

memes ecksdee

I will slay anyone who says “H E L L A”

memes

Memes 11

Skrill the Tank

Capital Cities - Safe and Sound (Markus Schulz vs Grube & Hovsepian Remix) is the first release from Markus Schulz since his fifth artist album 'Scream 2' that came out earlier this year on Armada. The trance-led remix battle between trance-legend Markus Schulz and the formidable EDM duo Grube & Hovsepian makes for a huge and significant club anthem of the indie-pop record. ‘Safe and Sound’ comes out on the 22nd April on Capitol Records.

Debuted on New Years Eve at POPNYE and since played out at huge events including A State of Trance, Ultra Music Festival and Transmission, 'Safe and Sound' captivates the crowd like no other. The track resonates itself in a pure cause to celebrate and has even served as the background music to several engagements at Markus’ shows!

Markus launched 2014 with Scream 2, the17-track follow up to the extremely successful album Scream. Since the 2012 release of Scream, Markus’ schedule has been relentless and his return with Scream 2 saw him push boundaries and pour heart and soul into the album that is simply massive. His relentless touring and commitment to spending time in the studio to make music for his fans have together gained him sincere respect across the clubland and secured his place as one of the biggest DJ’s in the world.

Markus’ performances during Miami’s Winter Music Conference saw him play host to the world’s electronic family as he played a special 10 hour open to close solo set at his home of Club Space and rounded off the week with good friend Ferry Corsten as New World Punx as they performed at Ultra Music Festival.

Catch Markus as he embarks on the USA bus tour as he cruises from Bloomington through to Atlantic City before crossing the pond to play dates across Europe at some of the best festivals and clubbing venues around as Markus Schulz and as New World Punx.

www.markusschulz.com
www.twitter.com/markusschulz
www.facebook.com/markusschulz
www.grubeandhovsepian.com
www.twitter.com/grubehovsepian
www.facebook.com/grubeandhovsepian

Capital Cities - Safe and Sound (Markus Schulz vs. Grube & Hovsepian Remix)

Kill Yourself

the end sounds like a plane.

if you're wondering where the album art came from, its from this YTP (youtube poop)
which is hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiN68ImH46M

Michael JAJ

Nightcore - Tongue Twister

TF2 - Rocket Jump Waltz: Piano Version

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gc_V3Sx5hw

Team Fortress 2 Theme Medley

You can be self employed but you still have to pay taxes

I composed a Team Fortress 2 Style Soundtrack Album for the community! Track Downloads are free here:

http://hacomposer.bandcamp.com


Lead Us To Victory

I'm Going To Kill You - Videogamedunkey

Watch on youtube: https://youtu.be/OaHTubMclYk

Robot Fortress 2

HEHAH HEOAHPOE HWPHR HWIHE HAHAHA HEIOHWORHQOH HWIEHRO HQO HOWIRHWOH QH BOWSER BOWSER BOWSER BOWSER BOWSER BOWSER HPWOPHO HOWHOHWQO HOQHWOWO HOH HIEWHOEW HOWHE HHEHEH HOWHOE. 

Hatsune Ganon

This is the last one. Hopefully.
PS: Thanks, Reddit. Now my inbox has been violated ;)
Download https://www.dropbox.com/s/pv68bpfwxnqrvee/Never%20Gonna%20Give%20You%20Ruff.mp3?dl=0 

Ok now I'm sorry

Never Gonna Give You Ruff

As far as I know this is the longest NSF that uses the 5B musically, exclusively, AND uses all of its features (envgen, noise, multimode channels, mode combos). This is basically me making an MSX play music at half its normal clock speed, except the chip is on a cartridge and it's the Famicom.
Captured from real hardware.

Famicompo Pico 2015 - Buzzer (Jochen Hippel/Mad Max)

dont ask why the pitch is high i have no idea

Tunakman

Watch the video on youtube: https://youtu.be/nLtZyb-H3ME

Kazotskyrobics Kickonga Dance

Talk about low budget flights, no food or movies... I'm outta here!

Scouting Around At The Speed Of Scound

Soldier decides to whip the Medic at the wrong time... and all hell breaks loose.

Since this blew up in popularity, it'd be fantastic if someone would be willing to make a video for this... aaaaa

Basically a mashup of TF2's Conga with Death by Glamour, along with a ton of Team Fortress 2 voicelines and sound effects.

Song starts at 0:30, since there's an intro that kind of "explains" what's going on.

Death By Glamourous Medic

I completely forgot I made this in like 2013

HECK YEAH YEAH

Preparing The Sweet Escape

If you like my funny shit, check out my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

I've been working on this track since March 19, trying desperately to figure out how long I wanted it to be and what the ending could possibly be since the original song is a loop that doesn't have one.

When I started making a couple breakthroughs, I noticed I was at 46,000 listens, and decided to knuckle down and get this shit finished for 50,000, and then I accidentally went on vacation and when I got home last night, I was at 51,300. You guys are unbelievable. I have a thank you that takes up the entire last minute, but the short version is, thank you all so much for listening to the nonsense that I make and having the same sense of humor as I do. Here's to another great year!

LYRICS: 

Callie & Marie:
(speaking Inkling)

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, from all around the SoundCloud world
I'd like to play a little song, to rub the copyright lawyers wrong
You'll dance so hard they'll think you're spastic, but it's all good: the song's fantastic
Beats so hot they're pyroclastic, THIS is a certified hood classic!

WiseGuy:
Hip hop a lula, she's she's my baby
Heard it all before, and it's driving me crazy
But look what I found, just lying in the street
A little piece of rhyme in the middle of a beat (beat)

Khia:
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it

C&M:
(speaking Inkling)
(singing in Inkling)

Big Sean:
I heard you got a new man, I see you takin' a pic
Then you post it up, thinkin' that it's makin' me sick
(ring ring) I see you calling, I be makin' it quick
I'ma answer that shit like: "I don't fuck with you"

You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

Donna Burke:
WHOAAAAHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO (x4)

Ice Cube:
FUCK the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
to be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
with a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotta

Parappa Kinda Voice:
Yeea!
As this mashup starts to end, I'd like to take a sec to talk to you, my friends
Fifty thousand listens in just a year, you helped me out with this, so let's see here
You guys all rock and that's easy to guess, your feedback always leaves me impressed
Cryptrik, Dvon, Darren Hess, my new friends on this site are all the best!

NBG and BotanicSage, MF PICKLE-O and big man Chaze
MtH and Renim G, these dudes have all inspired me!
Can of Nothing, LemmyKoopa, PinkieOats and Iכynato
MelloYello and Nape Mango, if I named them all I'd still be here tomorrow!




Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

Modulation - World Summit

with

Skrillex - Bangarang
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
Boney M - Gotta Go Home
(all three used as musical texture throughout)

Splatoon voice samples

Whales - Hail Mary Mallon

PSY - Gangnam Style

Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
Buckwheat Boys - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Khia - My Neck My Back

Shiho Fuji - Splatfest

Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Jet Set Radio samples
Kidz Bop - Uptown Funk
Donna Burke - Sins of the Father

N.W.A. - Fuck The Police

Spice Girls - Wannabe

And many surprises sprinkled all over the place

Everyone's World Summit (50K Listen Special!)

I have been shown one and two
I appear to believe you

Thank You Thank You Gentlemen

based on the precious roy home shopping network

SiIvaGunner Home Shopping Network

My Longest Core Ever

This is my own version of that video from 2012. I'm sure the guy that originally made it doesn't mind that I fixed it.

Songs used:
Smash Mouth - All Star
Jun Senoue - Escape from the City

come on shrek it up (Remake)

theres a reason to all these forest maze rips trust me

We Are Forest Maze

i learned how to autotune and this happened

hotel compton

Diss tracks and anime what could go wrong

YouTube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RuR4nrXIVI

"No Matter How I Look at It, It's Miniminter's Fault I'm Not Popular!"

Underground multigenre musician K.K. Slider performs Mac DeMarco's "My Kind Of Woman" live @ The Roost!

K.K. Slider Performs Mac DeMarco

parappa auditions for CNN 10

originally made for the 10th anniversary of the Bad Apple!! ft. Nomico remix but I forgot to upload here

Bad Apple!! but it's a pc98 remix of a remix of the pc98 version

found this on a flash drive its from 2013 lel

If you were from where I was from

Smash Shady - Mom's All Star Spaghetti (Remastered and Reheated)

Just wanna dump all these dumb audio bites i've been making on here if that's alright with you

If you were from where I was from

Philiponbread