Loaded Gun

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<p>Bill rambles about boozing, cars and bbq.</p>

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‘AMATEURS AND ALCOHOL’

CHEERS TO PROFESSIONAL DRINKERS
WE KNOW EVERY HAPPY HOUR IN TOWN
WE START AROUND FOUR THEN HAVE FIVE OR SIX MORE
THEN HOME ‘FORE THE SUN GOES DOWN….

BUT THERE ARE SOME OTHERS AMONG US
WHO COME OUT A FEW TIMES A YEAR
LIKE CINQO DE MAYO OR VALENTINES DAY, OH
YEAH THOSE ARE THE ONES THAT WE FEAR….

   AMATEURS AND ALCOHOL
   YOU’LL HEAR ‘EM EACH HOLIDAY IN THE NEXT STALL
   PLEADIN’ TO JESUS, THEY BEG FOR RELIEF
   THEN TRIP OUT THE DOOR AND STRIP NUDE IN THE STREET
   THEN THEY’LL PICK A FIGHT, TAKE A SWING AND JUST FALL
   THERE’S 2 THINGS THAT DON’T MIX AT ALL
   AMATEURS AND ALCOHOL

YOU’LL SEE ‘EM ON LAKES CRASHIN' SAILBOATS
ON RIVERS THEY’RE FLIPPIN’ CANOES
AND SPEAKING OF TIPPIN’, YOU BARTENDERS KNOW
THAT’S SOMETHING THAT THEY RARELY DO…

I BEG ALL YOU AMATEUR DRINKERS
CALL UBER AND GIVE ME YOUR KEYS
I’LL DO YOUR THINKIN’, FOR GOD’S SAKE STOP DRINKIN’
2 FOR 1 LONG ISLAND TEAS….

   AMATEURS AND ALCOHOL
   THROW DOWN WITH THEIR BUDDIES, THROW UP ON THE WALL
   SORORITY MINORS WITH ILLEGAL LEGS
   ASLEEP IN THE DINER FACE DOWN IN THEIR EGGS
   THEY NEVER REMEMBER THAT THEY HAD A BALL
   CUZ THEY NEVER LAST TIL LAST CALL
   THEN OUT OF THE BUSHES THEY CRAWL
   TWO THINGS YOU DON’T MIX AT ALL
   FOR  AMATEURS AND ALCOHOL

AMATEURS AND ALCOHOL

Alive and Kickin'

I'll finish up the dishes while you watch TV
go ahead dear have a seat
It doesn't bother me
Can I fluff your pillow, fix you something else to eat?
How bout I rub your feet?
Wouldja like to get some sleep?
I must admit I don't know what you're going through
But I just can't help smiling while I'm lying close to you..

Cuz our love is alive and kickin'
We'll be babysittin' in a few more days
Yes our love is alive and kickin'
With a new addition well on the way

You've sure gone through some changes and it really shows
You're wearing funny clothes, you can't even see your toes
But you've never looked more lovely than you do tonight
There's a warm glow in your eyes, I'm such a lucky guy
You've got your suitcase packed and I've got my cigars
Just tell me when it's time to go, I'm ready when you are...

Loaded Gun

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