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Melophobia

Come A Little Closer

Telescope

Cigarette Daydreams

A Drop So Crazy You'll Kill Your Family

Imagen seinfeld theme song made new for the 2013st century, still comedy show on NBC. What if?

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What if seinfeld theme song still on TV today?

please tell me someone has done this before so i can remove this garbage

yeah someone did it before?????????????????? https://soundcloud.com/dingus-reginald/my-descent-into-hell-has

The Most Obvious Joke

thomas the pool

hevy drop

speedy thun thun boy

lil humor for a tuesday evening
inspired by http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkwiQmGWK4c

Oh Long Johnson SKRILLEX feat. Talking cat

kendrick lamar checks his soundcloud feed

obvious eminem joke

it's my friend andy's birthday so i made him a birthday song

the last second of sound is in honour of gangnam nightmares

happy birthday andy

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yet another funny frozen joke

no soundcloud room left
what a sad day for phizax
fuck all of you, die

goodbye

I wasn't on Soundcloud yet when this joke was fresh so deal with it

Yoshi's Toilet

We're Gonna Select A File Like It's Your Birthday

does anyone else remember turk turk turk

i literally made this in 2 minutes to go along with a joke i made on facebook don't take this seriously

Skrilly's Back

you guys should give me a fucking medal for not using takyon at any time in this because it would have been really fucking easy

the first and last dirty vibe joke

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Lavender Trap (BUY NINTENDOCORE!)

crash bandicoot garbage

I'll be gone for a while after this while I create my masterful broobies joke.

What Would Soundclown Do for a Klondike Bar?

yay (i feel like this was already done...)

Jack Likes To Party

at the request of https://soundcloud.com/royallmonarch

talk dirty to my broobies

This joke is funnier if you imagine David dancing while doing this.

Naenae After Dentist

There are so many possible variations with these samples

Sung by the incomparable Ed Allison.

Wallow never wrote a letter to Impossibear, but if he did, this is how it would go:

Impossibear, Why you gotta leave me hear
doin all those bad things that you know you shouldn't do.
I stop and stare to marvel at your rainbow hair.
Well I just gotta know how you stay so plush.

You cry to me, talk to me then lie to me
you try to be, hard on the outside 
soft on the inside, one day you'll crack just wait and see
you're kind to me, but then again you're kind to me
I wish you'd see that one day you're this way
one day you're that way, but all the time you're cute and cuddly

Impossibear, Improbabear
Implausibear, Adorabear
you've got the bear necessities to leave my heart and rest at ease

Unstoppabear, Indescribabear
You're horribear, a loyal bear
The bravest warrior I've seen
you're the bravest warrior to me

You've been with me, through thick and thin you stick to me
like glue and leaves
we go together like tacos and tuna
like Beth and Chris or Dan and Jelly
You're out to be a menace to society
But if I may speak quite literally 
You're a sociopath
I guess in the end it's better than nothing


To Impossibear, From Wallow (Bravest Warriors song contest submission)

Stolen Dance

Stolen Dance (Radio Edit)

cosbscotch

mario bros 2pac

Propane Shop

AKA. "Et Drop Er Født i Baslehem". Ny fed vinkel på en gammel kending! Please Share. 

Et Barn Er Født i Betlehem (Remix)

nice legs daisy dukes

Unknown Song feat. Paulina Eisenberg

butt stunts - Super Tubthumping 64

Mario Kart In Detroit

ugh

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talk dirty to my broobies

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