Name: Middle Classy by Phrases and Phases Publishing
Duration: 2 min 18 s
Description: Ballin’ on a budget never sounded this good. “Middle Classy” is a comedic trap anthem for Costco kings, Target queens, and anyone who flexes their financial reality with style.

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Ballin’ on a budget never sounded this good. “Middle Classy” is a comedic trap anthem for Costco kings, Target queens, and anyone who flexes their financial reality with style.

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Middle Classy

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Ghosting is For Pussies (Pop-Punk Female)

Too Much (Bedroom Pop)

That First Hot Breath (Male Post-Grunge)

Bell-Bottom Stride (Vintage Funk)

The Snooze Bar (Slowcore Trip-Hop)

What's Appropriate? (Klezmer/Rap)

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