“Tired of Turtling” is a quiet anthem for anyone learning to move forward—at their own pace. This indie pop version blends soft acoustic textures with a warm synth build, culminating in a chorus that finally exhales. It’s a song about slow courage, internal resistance, and finding motion after stillness. Vulnerable verses, lifted chorus, and a rhythm that catches just when it needs to.

Lyrics/License

Tired of Turtling (Indie Pop)

That First Hot Breath (Male Post-Grunge)

Bell-Bottom Stride

Bell-Bottom Stride (Vintage Funk)

The Snooze Bar (Slowcore Trip-Hop)

A sharp, rhythm-driven exploration of cultural exchange, appropriation, and responsibility. Klezmer melodies collide with hip-hop delivery to argue for respectful synthesis over lazy borrowing — using humor, history, and discomfort as tools.

What's Appropriate?

What's Appropriate? (Klezmer/Rap)

A dancehall-inspired reggae track built around denial as performance. Upbeat grooves, defensive bravado, and a narrator who insists he’s innocent no matter how absurd the evidence gets. Catchy, uncomfortable, intentional.

It Wasn't Me

It Wasn't Me (Deshaun Watson parody)

A warm, vintage-soul track about inheritance, memory, and the things we learn by watching. Slow-cooked grooves, lived-in vocals, and a recipe that’s about more than food.

Pass the Peas

Pass the Peas (Vintage Soul)

A wry, jazz cabaret retelling of personal philosophy through detours, metaphors, and one cautionary tale about Uncle Steve and poorly chosen real estate. The Scenic Route is a warm, self-aware ode to nonlinear thinking, featuring rhythmic guitar, playful wisdom, and a final punchline that earns its laugh. For fans of poetic logic, slow revelations, and campfire sermons with a wink.

The Scenic Route

The Scenic Route (Cabaret Jazz)

Stripped-down acoustic blues built around fingerpicked guitar and a quiet vocal.

Not a song about spectacle or seduction — just presence, vulnerability, and the way intimacy feels when nothing’s being performed.

Recorded in a bare, late-night blues style that leaves space for breath, tone, and silence.

Beautiful Naked

Beautiful Naked (Acoustic Blues)

Deadpan post-punk about urban temptation and poor decision-making.

A discarded ottoman becomes a mystery, a bargain, and possibly a biohazard.

Delivered in an 80s post-punk / new wave style with minimalist groove and observational humor — closer to art-rock unease than punchline comedy.

For fans of anxious thrift finds, questionable furniture, and narrators who absolutely should know better.

The Ottoman

The Ottoman (80s Post-Punk)

A loud, sarcastic takedown of modern dating cowardice.

This isn’t a breakup song — it’s a comedy rant with distortion pedals.
Nobody owes anyone romance, but disappearing without a word? Say it with your chest.

Written as satire, performed with punk energy, and fueled entirely by disdain.

If you’ve ever been left on read after making plans — or if you are that person — this one’s for you.

🎸 Comedy Rock / Punk
⚠️ Explicit language, deliberate confrontation

Ghosting is for Pussies

Ghosting is for Pussies (Comedy Rock)

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