[Intro]
Yeah, okay, let's go! Woof woof!
[Verse 1]
Found a dollar on the ground today, just me and my tail
Looked up stocks, felt the call, the financial trail
Bought one share of "Bark Industries," future's looking bright
Gonna be a rich boy by the end of night
[Chorus]
Stonks! Stonks! Dogecoin to the moon!
One dollar, big dreams, trading in the afternoon!
Yeah, yeah! Bark and shout, make it rain
My portfolio's barking up the money tree lane! (Woof!)
[Verse 2]
Market crashed, industries failed, dollar's now just lint
Ate the bill, felt the gain, no financial print
Back to chasing squirrels, the real simple life
Stock market's a scam, a doggo's strife
[Outro]
No stonks! Just sticks! The real value! (Haha!)

No stonks! Just sticks!

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