Track by: @carmelfunny
Art by: @libbec
Writing by: https://twitter.com/telepotato, @ragnamalamity
Character Represented: DJ Creepa

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“I’ll be totally honest with you: takin’ a loss between a stick figure and a retired sports coach ain’t easy. It hurtssss to admit that I nearly fell back into my more aggressive routine right when I found out one of my greatest mixes was going to be one of my last….” 

“I mean, seriously, I felt like I had nothing! My entire career was only good enough to rival a bloody neutral mob with the vocabulary of an average griefer?! Either the audience just couldn’t handle the powder keg of my rap lyrics, or I already blew my chances before I sssstarted.” 

“However, while it took me a while, I realized what I had going for me. People didn’t see me as the tired old Minecraft mob they knew too well, they saw ME. The rapper, the explosive star that blasted through the charts! The cheering of the crowd when I came back to remind those geezers how far they had to push themselves to get where they were, ticking and hissing just like old timessss… that’s all I needed. I felt complete.”

“But, let’ssss be real - all this sappy junk’s nothing but a flash in the pan anyway. You guys aren’t here for DJ Creepa to get all ssssentimental, and neither am I. It’s time for a REAL sendoff, the only way I know how. Try not to have your head explode when you hear my ultimate banger!”

“...Heh. Banger. Should’ve used that one more.”

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Sourcelist:
-Songs relating Minecraft, such as Minecraft fantracks, parodies, and songs used in popular Minecraft parodies (Take Back The Night, Last Friday Night, Hypixel soundtrack, etc.)
-Songs frequently used by Minecraft YouTubers (Royalty Free Kevin Macleod Music due to Machinama, Super Mario RPG thanks to FitMC, etc.)
-Songs related to explosions (Boom Clap, Dynamite, Boom Boom Pow, Bomb Omb Battlefield, etc.)
-Songs by or featuring Dan Bull (Creeper Rap, GOOSE ON THE LOOSE, Fortnite Rap, etc.)

Songs Used:
Beta - C418 (Minecraft)
Droopy Like Your Face - C418 (Minecraft)
The Will Of The Wisps - Dan Bull (Dan Bull)
Summer Rain - Dan Bull (Dan Bull)
Subnautica - Dan Bull ft. Veela (Dan Bull, Ocean)
gameplaysound1 - Bomb It! (Explosions, Flash)
No Man's Sky - Dan Bull (Dan Bull, Space)
I Hurt Myself - Dan Bull (Dan Bull)

Beta Testing

Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It
x
DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya

been a while since i did an x mash huh
also this isn't me hopping on the slap bandwagon that passed a few months ago, i just heard this in my head and made it lol

low effort unoriginal two source mashup because why not

Dance Minigame

my mashups on this site are doing very well, and i'm very happy that you all are still hearing/enjoying my stupid mixes! here are a few that date back a year or two that I'm finally getting around to publishing

uh huh uh huh

[Verse]
Cards thrown up they twist in the sky
Do they float or do they die
The wind decides what’s fair or not
An endless shuffle a tangled knot

[Verse 2]
Where they land does anyone care
Truth or bluff it's all laid bare
Fingers crossed but hearts undone
The game’s not over it’s just begun

[Chorus]
Lost in a maze a twisted illusion
Every step breeds more confusion
Maps are torn the compass spins
The minefield laughs as we begin

[Verse 3]
Thoughts like whispers dark and loud
A chase through shadows a falling cloud
No way out no finish line
Stumbling blind past reason's sign

[Bridge]
Ticking clocks and breaking rules
The joker laughs at all the fools
Picking pieces from the flames
The world’s an ass in these wicked games

[Chorus]
Lost in a maze a twisted illusion
Every step breeds more confusion
Maps are torn the compass spins
The minefield laughs as we begin

Labyrinth of Fate

Get "Absolute Territory" by Ken Ashcorp here: https://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/absolute-territory

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Absolute Turf War

This has already been done (not by me), just not to my satisfaction. Here you go.

Big thanks to @coldssss2 for helping by making the drum loop!

Stan (2014)

Please read the account description.
Por favor, lea la descripción de la cuenta.

Despashelter

Maybe there are bigger issues in the world, but I actually care about the fate of Hentai Haven and it's kinda messed up what happened to the owner/creator. Whether or not Fakku turns it into a paid thing or not, they basically kicked the guy out of his own site and called it a "partnership". It seems obvious they're just trying to become a monopoly by eliminating the competition. Anyways, I'm really more of a doujinshi guy myself, but I have fond memories of memeing on Hentai Haven with friends and it seems the creator was hardly in it for the fame or glory, he just wanted to build a community and a place to help people with their... interests. I hope he somehow gets the site back.

the songs are:
Zone-Tan - 'I'd Like To Teach The World To Fap'
S3RL - 'MTC'
Porter Robinson - 'Goodbye to a World'

Goodbye Hentai Haven (again)

Stormy Station original piece based off Super Mario Galaxy. Decided to go a different route with this one and combine a hybrid of rock and orchestra with a nice violin concerto to complement the rest of the piece!

Check out the rest of the collection here: https://blaz1222.bandcamp.com/album/super-mario-galaxy-reimagined-unofficial-sound-collection

Check out more of my music here: https://blaz1222.bandcamp.com/

Stormy Station Galaxy

TRACK BY: @cinnamn
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Fender Bender

[SOURCES] -
Tyler, The Creator - Garbage (Major Criminal Activity/Debauchery)
Hyper - Spoiler (General Robotic Tone)

It looks like these two robot sidekicks are first in line to participate in PRIZM█! Fender from the Blue Sky animated feature Robots, as well as Bender from cult classic TV show Futurama have formed a mutual alliance to kick ass and take names. Well, if Fender doesn’t lose his own ass before Round 1. They’ve already made a plan to make their own tournament if they lose, it seems- with blackjack, and/or hookers. 

POWER COLOR: CRIMSON

STRENGTHS: Stainless steel durability, immune to criticism

WEAKNESSES: Money, women and/or men, alcohol

Sources:

-Adult animation, and any CG animated film not created by either Disney/ Disney/Pixar (NO OVERLAP) (Futurama, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Team Hunger Force)
(ROBOTS, Shrek 2, Ice Age, Sausage Party)

-Sources featuring sentient robots, or a general steampunk or robotic tone (NO FNAF)
(The Iron Giant, Clank (Ratchet & Clank), The Terminator)

-Films featuring the late Robin Williams, in voice or in person
(Aladdin, Jumanji, Mrs. Doubtfire)

-Media featuring majorly illegal activity or debauchery
(Grand Theft Auto, L.A. Noire)

Spoiled Garbage

Creator of Squidcore. @triplekyu's Phantom Producer.

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- Link to it
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Absolute Turf War

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