wolf like me 7

“The Perverted Pirate (formerly The Gentleman Pirate)” by Auntea
Rated: Explicit
Pairing(s): Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Fic Summary: 
This is for Ed and his neck, not for Stede and his demure fantasies of kissing Ed’s collar bone and cuddling his relaxed frame to sleep on a bed of pillows and silk. No, Stede needs to focus, keep in control. He’s not going to blunder this simple request.

Which is the thought Stede chokes when he enters the room and sees his client.

In the lamplight, Ed relaxes in a casual stretch across the pillowy bed, stomach down. A bare casual stretch. Without clothes. Naked. The corner of a sheet is all that covers his bum, every other inked and scarred expanse of skin on full display.

OR

Stede offers to massage Ed and Ed toys with him a smidgen.

Original fic found here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41733174
Author’s Tags: 
Massage, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Needs a Hug, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Stede Bonnet, Canon Disabled Character, First Time, Or at least he thinks it's the first time…, Nipple Piercings, Tattoos, Love Confessions, First Kiss, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Smut, Porn with Feelings, Humor


The Intro/Outro is “First Date” by Shayfer James. You can find it here: https://open.spotify.com/track/4Y4Yv5lcjXHnkdl9OSKqDp?si=69a8a6c538864c13

“The Perverted Pirate (formerly The Gentleman Pirate)” by Auntea (OFMD)

7 Bus stop, Bus goes, He stays, Love grows

Help Me Make It Through the Night by unfunpleasures
an Our Flag Means Death podfic
Explicit
Ed’s a champion bull rider who’s just lost to relative-newcomer Stede Bonnet. On their respective drives out of Wyoming, a summer storm leaves them both looking for a place to stay.
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58098466
written fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57955852?view_adult=true

Photo by Lena Albers on Unsplash

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Help Me Make It Through the Night by unfunpleasures

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43072248/chapters/108464551#workskin

Stede brings Ed and chaotician Oluwande Boodhari to Isla Nublar, and reveals the secret attractions of the place.

Ed's stunned to find some familiar faces on the crew.

3 Life Finds A Way - Welcome to Jurassic Park

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58600396

There's a weird man at this conference.

He sounds like a children’s TV presenter after they’ve been hyped up on the drugs that will eventually get them fired in a cloud of shame.

The kid he’s talking to only enhances the effect (when did the new graduates start looking like kids?) - she looks a bit terrified, truth be told. Like she wants to flee the scene of such enormous earnestness before it consumes her.

Ed finds himself drawn to the whole thing like a moth to a flame.

The man turns to him. He’s around Ed’s age, and fizzing with energy. He’s got a smile that could probably power a small village with its wattage. Stede, his name badge proclaims him as. Weird name for a weird guy.

Fluffy conference based meet cute, of no substance

If At First You Don't Succeed

Modern AU high school prom meet cute Ed and Stede!!
Just living the prom night I never went to through my boys 💙💜

You get to hear my actual voice, not my podcast narrator voice in this fic!

Please check out the original here - https://archiveofourown.org/works/59076766

Cover coming soon!

Teenage Dirtbag by oatmilktruther

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59152522/chapters/150954328#workskin

Stede's op-ed goes viral. Ed's absolutely NOT spiraling.

2 #OldManCrush - Weird Wednesday

1.5  Aerodynamic By Evilgiraff

A sweet little fic about the purple jacket…

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43150917

Cover coming soon!

Perfect on the Right Person by spanishforthecar

I make Our Flag Means Death podfics!

I'm on AO3 at PilotPiratePods and bluesky at PilotPirate

Help Me Make It Through the Night by unfunpleasures

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