All my Our Flag Means Death fics that are on the shorter side, less than an hour or so. There is a mix of SFW and NSFW content on this playlist. (I moved Those Darlins over to the longer fics playlist, but it's actually less than an hour even though it has a bunch of chapters!) 

Photo by Birmingham Museums Trust on Unsplash
A North West Gale off the Longships Lighthouse, 1873 Artist: John Brett

OFMD Short Fics

Smutty OFMD one shots! These are all Gentlebeard. Please mind the tags. Too long to put on this playlist, but the long fic Accommodations also has some top notch smut, so check out that playlist as well!

OFMD SMUT

Cold Feet by remreader

when life gives you lemons (Explicit)
by anathxmadevice (checkmate)
an Our Flag Means Death podfic
featuring Ed and Stede

Ed Teach, new to the the town of Revenge, stops by the lemonade stand across the street from his house every Friday. It's definitely because he loves Alma's lemonade, and definitely not because he's got a crush on her absurdly hot dad.

Or: It’s a lemonade stand meet-cute!

fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53385097
podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56931886

when life gives you lemons by anathxmadevice (checkmate)

A Helping Hand by remreader
An Our Flag Means Death podfic
fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46858717
Stede offers to help Ed out with his knee. Ed is definitely not having a whole crisis as a result.

A Helping Hand by remreader

Just an Excellent Fucking Fella by Shearwater
An Our Flag Means Death podfic
rated Mature
written fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50884939

sailboat underway.wav by canoeCG -- https://freesound.org/s/460061/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
	
glass clink.WAV by isaacburkevideo -- https://freesound.org/s/649345/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

knocking and throbing at a roomdoor by launemax -- https://freesound.org/s/250026/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Delft chimes 6 by jmdh -- https://freesound.org/s/388309/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

fire crackling by daenerys -- https://freesound.org/s/260713/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

dishes clearing.aiff by bevibeldesign -- https://freesound.org/s/316643/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Just an Excellent Fucking Fella by Shearwater

Help Me Make It Through the Night by unfunpleasures
an Our Flag Means Death podfic
Explicit
Ed’s a champion bull rider who’s just lost to relative-newcomer Stede Bonnet. On their respective drives out of Wyoming, a summer storm leaves them both looking for a place to stay.
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58098466
written fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57955852?view_adult=true

Photo by Lena Albers on Unsplash

20150925 Bangkok Rain 01 by kijjaz -- https://freesound.org/s/322965/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Raining on the Glass Window 20180905-1 by kijjaz -- https://freesound.org/s/440490/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
balfron thunder K.wav by hokstnator -- https://freesound.org/s/151200/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
Door opening and closing 4 by JakLocke -- https://freesound.org/s/261088/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
Thunder 02 by Emulius -- https://freesound.org/s/744717/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Thunder, Close by Fission9 -- https://freesound.org/s/505113/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Help Me Make It Through the Night by unfunpleasures

The Art of Seeing by zstraps
An Our Flag Means Death podfic
Rating: Explicit
No Archive Warnings

Ed goes to a local queer figure drawing meetup. When one of the two volunteer models can’t make it, he steps in.

Tags: Nude Modeling, Light Dom/Sub, Anal Sex, Coming Untouched, Objectification, in like. a philosophical sense, Voyeurism, (kind of?), in the sens that it is very much about looking and being looked at, First Time, alternate universe-modern setting

Music by Brentin Davis https://pixabay.com/users/brentindavis-27911591/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=music&utm_content=207838
Turning pages.wav by bdunis4 -- https://freesound.org/s/271459/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

Image by Analisa: https://pixabay.com/users/ambershadow-17749603/?utm_source=link-attribution&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=image&utm_content=7454715

The Art of Seeing by zstraps

you'll always be my favorite ghost by cosmicyeehaws
an Our Flag Means Death podfic
written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59051941
Rating: explicit
Creator chose not to use archive warnings

Ed is a paranormal investigator who co-hosts a popular podcast with his friend and ex, Jack Rackham. Stede is the sexy ghost haunting Ed's hotel room.

tags: paranormal investigator ed, Ghost Stede, Paranormal, Ghost Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Temperature Play, Kinda Implied/Referenced Character Death, because stede is a ghost

Image by https://pixabay.com/users/openclipart-vectors-30363/
Photo by Luis Villasmil on Unsplash

Sounds:
Music by UNIVERSFIELD from Pixabay
Music by Emmraan from Pixabay
Choir of Voices - Single Chord by bone666138 -- https://freesound.org/s/274121/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
typing sound.wav by seanas80 -- https://freesound.org/s/91465/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
Light Electric Flow by Wakerone -- https://freesound.org/s/393821/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

you'll always be my favorite ghost by cosmicyeehaws

move me, baby
by ghostalservice
beautiful art and cover image by stedesmoth see full image here (NSFW) https://bsky.app/profile/stedesmoth.bsky.social/post/3l7bxlprcvu2u
written fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58945825
rating: explicit
gentlebeard
tags: Post-Canon, Frottage, Established Relationship, Short & Sweet, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Inspired by Fanart

move me, baby by ghostalservice

The Scientific Findings and Details of the Transmogrification of One Pyrate into a Feline
by them_bonez 
A cat has found it's way aboard the Revenge after the crew departs St. Augustine. Mysteriously, Jim is no longer aboard which can mean only one thing to Frenchie, a man of science and logic

written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59022391/chapters/150468181

music: https://pixabay.com/music/cartoons-funny-comedy-cartoon-background-music-340853/

The Scientific Findings and Details of the Transmogrification of One Pyrate into a Feline

A Stroke of Insight by involuntaryorange
An OFMD podfic
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
written: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39083220/chapters/97769541

A Stroke of Insight by involuntaryorange

I make Our Flag Means Death podfics!

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