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Yoda recovers from his assassination [ASMR]

From Youtube. Link: https://youtu.be/n5r00LcDSX8

[ASMR] Yoda Goes For A Job At Taco Bell But Is Denied Due To Being A Registered Sex Offender

Returning home after a long day of school, you find your father Yoda sitting as he listens to his favorite music.  He stops and informs you of terrible news...

Yoda Explains Why Your Mother And Him Are Divorcing (ASMR)

While relaxing at a Japanese Bath house, a small green man introduces himself and starts a conversation with you...

Yoda Recalls Prison Stories To You At A Japanese Bathhouse (ASMR)

As you're playing Fortnite in your room, your game is interrupted by your father Yoda who decides to give you an important talk...

Yoda Explains "The Birds and The Bees" To You (ASMR)

credits to 'burk' on yt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKWVNeDYZmU

Yoda Explains Why Your Mother And Him Are Divorcing (ASMR)

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