Now, I-I'm unsure if elephants enjoy rye bread, but i assure you that Orville does. Now this was on a tuesday which was good because rye bread is always fresh on tuesday.

They made sourdough bread on monday, and threw it out Wednesday.. or rather they sold it at a discount for people wanting to feed the ducks. And probably at the end of the day they finally threw it all out - I dont recall.

I do remember a man who would bring his son to the bakery every Wednesday and go feed the ducks. He would buy all the sourdough bread. Of course, y'know, you're not supposed to feed the ducks sourdough bread at all.

It swells up in their stomach and then they all die. At, uh.. at least that's what I've heard. Y'know, I-I never saw any ducks die myself, but i did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years.

I just never thought to stop the man and tell him that he was killing the ducks by feeding them the sourdough bread! And if you want my opinion on the matter, heh - and i told Orville this as well. "If you wanna feed the ducks, or birds, or any kind for that matter, its best to buy seeds."

I mean, when you think about it, breads of any sort don't occur to nature. They don't grow on trees, or spring up from the bushes. I dont think birds know what to do with bread. What was i saying? Oh-oh, yes yes, So i bought Orville some rye bread, what a fine day it was...

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