Call your local animal hotline 
There's a catgirl loose in the streets
She's pointing at funny red trash cans
And upheaving the ways of society

Grab your cans of monster to smite them
But she's packing a bigger surprise 
Woe to the foe that enters their den
Testosterone's gone, masc demise

All the cishets have proven no match
For the feisty little catgirl scratch
Call the based and redpilled sneed squad
Attack helicopters inbound 

Keyboards, loaded with slurs
Locked and trained on their target
The catgirl turned them to mincemeat
And started to yowl and purr (more)

Chorus
I'm a femboy on hrt
Don't wanna hear your lecture with your reddit degree
They're a femboy on hrt
Valid as fuck and will mess you up 

Ugh

Emerging from the toxic abscess 
Kitten will come to me now
The groomer is here, ready to obsess
The catgirl will die with a show

Janitors stood their ground slackjawed
At the sticky mess these two made
Not safe for work in the physical world
Oh my fucking god 

The stench will drive you insane
Like a cum sock drenched in bong juice
Nuclear ashes of the groomer in pain
The catgirl will never bow down to you

Finally free from their imprisonment
Little blue candies fly out 
No more disgust and no persecution
The world is due for a gay revolution 

Chorus

Terf curbstomp 

Shut the fuck up I don't wanna hear it 
Your lack of common sense making me seeing red
Screaming at a wall cuz you're sick in the head
In my eyes you're just a little bitch

Oh

All you want is to talk about dicks
Living rent free in your head, that's sick
I just wanna live and not fucking die
Get in my way, ask yourself why 

Bitching and moaning, the cishets have fled
Driven fucking mad by the catgirl swag
Doors are opened, let's get this bread
The transgender commies now wave their flag

Egirls listen to girl in red
Enbys are free to determine 
Our way of life is undisturbed 
Bitches in awe that all this works

Chorus

Oh
Yeah

I'm A Femboy On HRT

NEZHA BEST BOI 
[Jordan Does Msuic was banned.]

TOILET GANG

I whine a lot
...
Intro
Oh my god

Verse
Shut up, fuck off, go away now
Quiet, mean it, don't be so loud
Hellish, you talk, I want to die 
Shaking, want to punch you in the mouth

Chorus 
Unironically
Honestly vent to me

Holy shit

Verse
Don't care, won't ask, never again 
You share, I gasp, we are your friends 
Signals, mixing, get your shit straight
Eyes, staring, never fucking mind

Chorus

Bridge
This little one goes out
(Shut up)
To people who doubt
(Shut up)
Every thing they do
(Shut up)
I'm there for you

Outro
I mean in spirit not in person

Unironically

MKULTRA Victim (Negative XP Cover)

Scrambled

I broke a string recording this and flubbed up the guitar tones like twice

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World Ruined An Entire Generation Of Women (Negative XP Cover)

Computer Shy (Willow Cover)

I Think I Might Be Trans Or Gender Or Something (Girldog Cover)

Drunk N Disorderly (The Chats Cover)

I Hate My Body (Gezebelle Gaburgably Cover)

i felt compelled to make a song about snailman and shoehorned in wholesome themes worthy of reddit gold
...

Double kick and bass intro

1, 2, oh shit

Are the meds playing tricks again
Is that slime going up the stairs
His eyes look straight through my head
Oh god I think I'm dead

Shit

Snail man is real
He kicked my ass and took the kids

Oh

I lay on the fuckin ground
Beat and bruised all around
Snail man throws me in his van
Probably to fuck his fellow man

Damn

Snail man is real
He kicked my ass and took the kids

Solo

We show up at the double A
Everyone is there, even my kids
Snail man was there for me that day
I wised up and threw out my booze

Snail man is real
He got me sober and on my feet

Snailman Is Real

Word must be spread once again, this time about a filmmaker dear to my heart
...

Epic riff

A sexman film featuring you
Getting your ass destroyed and abused
He doesn't jerk it, not at night
That famous war cry gives you a fright

It's sexman

Sexman is so cool
Sexman makes me drool

Oh ye-yaah 

You'll never guess what sexman likes
He likes gaming and epic films
The sexinator is no match
Come and get your shit pushed in

The best man

Sexman is so cool
Sexman makes me drool 

Melody

Just kidding

Let's fucking go

Spazzing out on camera for 13 fucking years
Shitting on the coomers, you're a dirty fucking queer
No one fucking cares, get a fucking life
I haven't smiled in years, I wanna fucking die

Stupid fucking sexman getting all the babes
Chicks with the dicks come and have their way with me
I lost my fucking job and now I set the stage 
For sexman’s plays I get cucked and earn a wage

Sexman sucks
Sexman is gay

Guh

Sexman

this is a witness testimony/last will and testament/manifesto I made after subjecting myself to the digital torture that is discord
...

Drum fill intro

I'm a male fraud, shackled to my bod
Nothing is worth hiding all your life
I'm a dumb broad, thrive in spite of lots
Hustle won't stop because of strife

Lead

I'm a male fraud, forgotten what's before
Bridges burn, macho no more
I'm a dumb broad, living in the clouds
Hazy at best but I’m still proud

Lead

Your pride or your life
Watch me grab both
What now

Male Fraud

sometimes the chemistry between a driver and the schmuck riding shotgun is so bad I wonder if it'll kill me
...

Stay the fuck down

Buckle your seats
Get t boned

Oh my god
I'm gonna die
From a hug
On the road

Stay the fuck down

Stay in line
Crazy bitch
Lose our lives
For a kiss

Stay the fuck away from me 

You’re fucking stupid
Play with life
It’s fucking fine
We’re fucking dead

Die Brake Checking A Woman Out Of Line

Hey

Nya nya nya

I took the pink pill 
And now I’m a girl
But my parents are depressed
Cuz I wasted all their cash

Do you think this was a good investment 

Nya nya nya, nah nah nah, yeah

UwU, I’m a pink fucking punk
OwO, I’m so totally done
UwU, I’m a cute little runt
OwO, I’m done having fun

Lead

Take both the pills
Then be stuck with the bills
College is supposed to pay
But nobody wants the gay

Repressed, two faced
hermit catgirl faggot 
doomed doomer 
loser of a troon
In their life much less 
As a fucking trophy wife

Ahem, sorry, I mean

UwU, I’m a pink fucking punk
OwO, I’m so totally done
UwU, I’m a cute little runt
OwO, I’m done having fun

Lead

UwU Pink Punk UwU

How could you do this to me
I thought we were meant to be 
You and I, comrades enby
Just let my sorrow go carefree
Was I being too untoward
The funny words failed to score
Now I pog alone in my room
I cannot rhyme my thoughts of you

You wouldn’t sit on the gouch with me
You wouldn’t give me the time of day
Now I’m alone in my stock race car
Now I’m alone and going so far

I haven’t any internet friends
Platonically, you make me drop dead
Onto the garfield face I sat
Waiting for you, I took a nap
It’s been forever since you left me down
Upon my face there’s a perma-frown
Now my mullet is all screwed up
You’ve gone and made me mutter “bruh”

You wouldn’t sit on the gouch with me
You wouldn’t give me the time of day
Now I’m alone in my stock race car
Now I’m alone and going so far

I don't even know you well
That's kind of why I wanted to tell
You and me, shooting the breeze
Kinda cool, if you were asking me
But it's in the past, it's over now
The government took the gouch
Now I'm all alone, having a cow
I've developed quite a slouch 

You wouldn’t sit on the gouch with me
You wouldn’t give me the time of day
Now I’m alone in my stock race car
Now I’m alone and going so far

You Wouldn't Sit On The Gouch With Me

Femboy may cry
He's a cool guy
Awakening thoughts so gay
Wouldn't have it any other way

1,2,3, bruh

Do you browse the internet
With an empty head, basically dead
Are you just another cis n het
A normal friend, getting bread

Then the mayo hits
You're left wondering

Did you always wanna hit
Need sexy time, all the time
Are you gonna be picky bout that "little" bit
Nevermind

Oh, the dopamine
What's happening 

Lead

The femboy may cry
The mayo will fly
Embracing what's inside
Wouldn't try with any other guy

Whoa

Honestly for a bit
This is a little odd 
Singing bout some fem twit
I don't know what brought this on

Confidence is what I lack
It comes and goes, and then it goes
Showing off, don't look back
It's what I want, in any form

Then the 5G hits
You're left wandering
Oh, the imagery 
Why the hell is this happening

Lead 

Femboy may cry!!!

Femboymaycry

Crushing your mind, compartmentalize, we are the problem
Death in disguise, all empty inside, this is a plague
The stars in the sky collapse as you die, signaling the end is to come
One by one we turn off your dreams until there is nothing to die

Dementia? 
Modern life?
Who knows?

Lobotomized
Dead inside

A new way of life, without any mind, purest impulses
You cannot run, it’s built in you now, never evading
The universe fades as your will is now drained out of the depths of your soul
This beautiful husk will serve us quite well, dancing our way, hook in mouth

Free yourself, give them hell
No remorse, kill them all

Celestial Lobotomy

The glory days, ooo ooo ooo
Have come and gone, ooo ooo ooo
Now once again, aaa aaa aaa
Time’s passing on, aaa aaa aaa

There’s no eulogy for schmucks like you and me so

RIP to the MSG
All that’s left is company
RIP to the MSG
Why does it feel like misery?

Don’t lie to me, ooo ooo ooo
I’m moving on, ooo ooo ooo
It’s hard to breathe, aaa aaa aaa
While singing your song, aaa aaa aaa

There’ll be no reveille for a chump like you or me so

RIP to the MSG
All that’s left is company
RIP to the MSG
Why does it feel like misery?

RIP To The MSG

Coolguy track appropriated for women and women likers

Shut Up And Kiss Me! (With Love, Mom Cover)

It's 4 am and I'm still on my throne
Laughing so hard I think I broke a couple bones
It's 5 am and I'm sleeping on the call
Freaking so bad I interrupt the egirl moans

I'm so behind, losing my mind
Ya wanna VC?

It's 12 pm and I'm clocking out already
Digital class got me thinking of me buried
It's 1 pm as I spiral in depression
My dumbass made the stupidest decision

I'm so behind, losing my mind
Ya wanna VC?

Oh oh oh no, ha ha

I'm so damn behind
Got a syllabus to find
Already losing my mind
It's only week 3
Of like 10
Hey, ya wanna VC?

You Wanna VC?

Sample intro
Maki is gay 2 white noise 
Klink saying poggers

It's freezing cold inside and outside
I was numb all through the car ride
Another trip to a party uninvited
Another night of yelling in the dark, yeah
I was told stress was gonna melt away
All because of some stupid holiday
Ice is forming, don't gimme that look
My fortress grows, don't wanna die alone

Don't drag me in your mud but
Don't leave me in my head
Nothing makes sense now that
Winter is here, I feel so bad 

Chorus
It's the winter depression
This song and dance again
Winter depression
This feeling's my best friend

Walking around in this skeleton
It sucks, not recommended
Cover up the bloody wrist and smoking gun
I'm sorry for the mess was unintended
Nothing to do but disappoint my friends
Distance yourself from the loser
It's alright, I should know better
This one season's got no end

I can feel myself melt
From the inside of my soul
Why does it matter if I pass at all
I'm already dead inside in a living hell

Chorus

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Whoa oh

Solo

Chorus

Winter Depression

Alrighty 
When I saw you standing on stage
My mind went blank, I was actin strange
It wasn’t easy getting over you so soon
Then I bumped into you and I knew I was doomed

Long legs, red skirt
Lined lips yelling loud as hell
Just take my shirt
Off already, I'll be your pretty girl

I’ll be the cup for your water, girl
Oh yeah
I'll be the one that'll get your knots unfurled
Oh baby

Break

You ready
Short circuit every part of my brain
Your looks are gonna cause me pain
This was supposed to be all a joke
It wasn't long before I was trying to cope

Real leather, shoulder spikes
Not 2d for once in my life
Coom brained, unchained
I wanna hear your voice in the morning 

I’ll be the cup for your water, girl
Oh yeah
I'll be the one that'll get your knots unfurled
Oh baby

Break

Solo

The Cup For Your Water, Girl

Fleischwolf (Kannibal Blitz Cover)

One, two
Wait
What
These skit intros are trying too hard
You're right, these are dumb

Look in the mirror, I see an ugly fuck
Beard made of acne and reeks of nut
Put on the rags and don't look back
I believe that people call this a rut 
Stare at the ceiling, I want to be better
I'm gonna have to stop you there
Crack open the stash and spin in a circle
The fabric flies outwards along with the tears

I cannot believe the things you have done
Fucking yourself is considered fun
Hindsight tells me that you are wrong
For doing these things and writing these songs

Post nut clarity
What is wrong with me

Start the descent, I admit it to myself
Not even close, the egg’s still good
Strive to do better than this present-day hell
You've already strayed further than you should
So far so good, congrats on keeping up
No one can tell or care for that matter
Now keep it up for that is good enough
If that's the case before, why bother

Prechorus + chorus

Oh baby, don't even stop
Vibrating, my brain starts to rot
I'm shaking, and let out a sob
It's coming, yet I feel so distraught 

That's crazy, now show me your ass
Hedonist, wrapped up in cotton 
Thing is, I don't think I asked
Dumbass, whores don't make conversation

I cannot believe the things I have done
Fucking myself is considered fun
Hindsight tells me that I am wrong
For doing these things and writing these songs

Post nut clarity
What is wrong with me

Post Nut Clarity

Sympathy 4 The Grinch (100 gecs Cover)

Red, green, it's all that I need
Food and drink, put it in me
Last time was sad, let’s get jolly tonight

Chorus
Eggnog mog
Nice yule log

No more meat, get me a drink
Whattaya mean you have no nog
I wanna party so hard Santa refunds my gifts

Chorus

Solo

Chorus

Eggnog Mog

My Heart's Got JPEG Artifacts

Handholder

Mx. Up

One Of The Good Ones

Vibin On The Internet

Got Outta Bed Too Fast

Closet Pit

Catgirl Cannibal

I hate your malding optics
I hate your edgelord friends
I hate your HJ thinking
How did this get so bad
You have no personality 
You're just a cunt
I think your music's gimmicky
I think you suck

Fuck incelcore
I'm bedroom punk

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