Omg pls tell me he’s not actually real!?!?

not sure how this rock opera is meant to be received but honestly if anyone (including a snailman) gives another living being the nudge they needed to better themselves then he's a bit of ok in my book 

Stuffed Animals

across the countryside
the girls are reading Marx
discussing modern theories
on philosophy and art

they spend their worthless currency
on pleasures after dark
hits of morphine in the cabaret
can't blame them it's been hard

Living between the endless wars
Under a Parliament of Whores
Beside the rubble of the churches
and the schools that stood before

is it so wrong?
all that they want is to feel seen
they're putting on their makeup
like the girls in glamour magazines

pretty girls in pretty dresses
great wars and great depressions
postwar pleasure - 
lovely weimar girls

weimar girls like to stay out late
they put out on the second date
they're not naive, they just want play
cause they may only have today

they watch the mark hyperinflate
watch as the empire incubates
an ideology of hate
coming totalitarian state

Weimar girls, what can we do?
what can we do?
Weimar girls, tell me the truth
Weimar girls, are we all doomed?

even in my modern world
you'll always be my weimar girl
so hold me as we watch it all repeat

Weimar Girls (old version)

Lyrics:

Oh no, oh my, you've wasted your entire life
Degeneracy is the way that you chose, it comes and it goes
Drug-addled fuck, well, I think that you already know
Your time is past and there is nothing left for you

Ohhhhhhh
You thought that it would be so easy
Yeahhhhhh
It's not what it seems

In the end it all meant nothing
Oh yeah, you've got no friends
All the people that you think that you know
Well, they're laughing at you
You'll always lonely, you'll always be broken too

Lala lala lala

And whores like you, run out of things to do
Eventually all that you'll havе is yourself
So drink to your health, until you forget what you arе
It's pretty scary when you realise

In the end it all meant nothing
Oh yeah, you've got no friends
All the people that you think that you know
Well, they're laughing at you
You'll always lonely, you'll always be broken too

It's so easy to waste your life away
No hope and no future, only yesterday
And I know that it's never your fault
I know and I know that it's never your fault

It meant nothing
Nothing

Demo

In the End it Meant Nothing

something's been keeping me up
i thought that i could do better
but i'm not
... i get so cold in the night

you were there to bring me down
i would have stayed home if i knew you were out
well you looked quite nice
but i noticed your smile didn't make it to your eyes

i want it all
i'll raise, if you call
two hearts, black six
then a little switch in my head goes click


i get high
when i'm low
i get by 
i make do

will it fade
i don't know
but i'll be okay
i hope 


this world is so nice, it's a beautiful place
if i need a reason, i think of your face
but lately i've been kinda fine
i can go for days 

i never got far with your friends
i find it very hard to relate to them 
they say you're wasting your time          
if you feel that way
maybe don't waste mine

i want it all
your court, my ball
i'll shoot my shot
if i don't get it in there again... so what


i get high
when i'm low
i get by
i make do

will it fade
i don't know
any day
would be cool

i get high 
when i'm low
i get by
without you 

will it fade
i don't know
but i'll be okay
i hope 


i get high 
when i'm low
i can't lie
it gets old 

will it fade
i don't know
but i'll be okay
... i hope

I Get High (When I'm Low)

The wires are silent no hum in the air
The screens are blank no voices to share
A spark is a memory lost in the void
The world is a shadow the light destroyed

Rewind to the dark age fight for your lives
No signal to save us no one survives
The echoes of chaos they scream in the night
Communication's gone now we claw for the light

The sky once electric now cold and still
The silence is heavy it breaks the will
We barter in whispers with fire and stone
The world we once built now overthrown

The stars are our beacons the moon is our guide
In the wreckage of progress we learn to survive
The pulse of the earth is the only sound
A rhythm of life on this battleground

Rewind to the dark age fight for your lives
No signal to save us no one survives
The echoes of chaos they scream in the night
Communication's gone now we claw for the light

We build with our hands we bleed with our pride
No more machines no place to hide
The future's a fire we stoke with our pain
In the ashes of power we rise again

"From the depths of despair we forge our fate
With grit in our bones, we won’t hesitate"

Rewind to the Dark Age

Runnin’ Wild Again

beach bummer california summer
i never do shit and im always getting dumber
beach bummer california summer
i never do shit and im always getting dumber

dont talk to me
i dont care for what you have to say
dont bother me
i dont want to deal with you today 

beach bummer california summer
i never do shit and im always getting dumber
beach bummer california summer
i never do shit and im always getting dumber

im by myself no one else im just on my own
the sunset in the west makes me like im alone

beach bummer california summer
i never do shit and im always getting dumber
beach bummer california summer
i never do shit and im always getting dumber

Surf

Lyrics:
When my brain hurts 
From the bright screen 
Before it gets way worse
I take oxy 
Get fucked by the 45ACP 
Get fucked you self medicated nazi

When I’m trying to help
They say I’m inconsiderate 
And Im acting myself,
They say you're acting different

Get fucked by the 45ACP
 I’m fucking tweaking 
 I don’t think I'm breathing

When the pain hurts 
From the bright screen 
Before it gets way worse
Here take the oxy
When the pain hurts
Huff epoxy
Walk around like
A fucking zombie
 Ooooo

This is my heart
Its completely helpless
This is my brain
Its completely melted
your producing is cheap
Your connection is bleak
I think it crashed my screen
Oh shit oh wait that’s me
oh shit oh wait thats me
oh shit oh wait thats me
oh shit oh wait thats me

When your brain hurts 
From the bright screen 
Before it gets way worse
Here take take take oxy
When the pain hurts
Huff epoxy
Walk around like
A fucking zombie

Get fucked by the 45ACP
Get fucked by the 45ACP
Get fucked by the 45ACP
Get fucked by the 45ACP
Get fucked by the 45ACP
Get fucked by the 45ACP

45ACP

It is in that place where I saw you
If u knew me I wouldn’t have had you
U don’t know how much I wanted you 
Now you're lost without me again

So far so sad so far away 
So bad so sad so far away
So far so sad so far away
So bad so dead so far away

I lied about my political beliefs to sleep with you

i felt compelled to make a song about snailman and shoehorned in wholesome themes worthy of reddit gold
...

Double kick and bass intro

1, 2, oh shit

Are the meds playing tricks again
Is that slime going up the stairs
His eyes look straight through my head
Oh god I think I'm dead

Shit

Snail man is real
He kicked my ass and took the kids

Oh

I lay on the fuckin ground
Beat and bruised all around
Snail man throws me in his van
Probably to fuck his fellow man

Damn

Snail man is real
He kicked my ass and took the kids

Solo

We show up at the double A
Everyone is there, even my kids
Snail man was there for me that day
I wised up and threw out my booze

Snail man is real
He got me sober and on my feet

Snailman Is Real

my day has been spoiled
i have to go to toil
i should have been a royal
or found a lot of oil  

fuck toil
it makes my blood boil
i wanna put my boss in the soil
… i guess i’m too loyal

my boss makes a hundred bucks every time i make $9
that’s why i commit crime on company time
i do just enough work that i don’t get sacked
turns out everybody else can barely do that

i’m just trying to relax and enjoy my weekend
when i remember an email that i forgot to send
its no wonder that i dream of mass murder fantasies
toil and all its miseries, in my head rent free

my day has been spoiled
i have to go to toil
i should have been a royal
or found a lot of oil  

fuck toil
it makes my blood boil
i wanna put my boss in the soil
… i guess i’m too loyal

if you wanna win the rat race you gotta choose not to play
too bad i will never leave this place, i’m addicted to my pay
deep down i have always felt that i wanted to be free
well i can only blame myself, drug of choice is salary

i don’t want to work

Snailman Is Real

GAY LOSER

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