What Life D-D-Doth! [1.01]

Xavier: What doth life? Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless stew of cosmic oblivion? Or is it vice-reversa? Is our every trolip through fate's garden infused with a mystic--
Clipple: (throws a bottle, shattering Xavier's shakashuri) Hey bunghole, cease that inner yappin'!
Xavier: I don't want no trouble, mister.
Clipple: Freak, if you didn't want trouble, you shouldn't have wandered into Burbury, Connecticut.
Xavier: Please. I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover... what doth life?
Clipple: We don't cotton to freaks here in Burbury, and we's done hate freaks with open, unquenchable cans of philosophical thirst-worms! (spits on Xavier's face)
Xavier: You're gonna regret that. (licks the spit off his cheek) You shattered my shakashuri.
Clipple: I hope y'all can play it three feet up your ass.
Xavier: Don't know, but I'd sure like to try.
Clipple: Whatcha gonna do, bird beast? Fly away? On your cuttlebone?
Townie: Yeah, cuddle this b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bone. (pulls a bone out of his pants and throws it at Xavier's face.)
Clipple: (kicks Xavier in the face, knocking him out)
Xavier: I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.Xavier: Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. Life! Adolescence was better: went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Dyke!
Woman: So you use your powers to save people?
Xavier: (scoffs) Powers are for the weak. I have no powers. I mean, unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons-grade philosophical insights.
Xavier: If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need a human virus to infecticide the computer.
(Xavier breaks through the window of the bathroom, runs to the U.S. Army base, and breaks the window there.)
Soldier: Welcome to the US Army, how can I help you?
Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented.
Soldier: Crack?
Xavier: The other one.
Soldier: AIDS?
Xavier: That's the spice.
Soldier: You'll need to fill out an HC24-A requisition form.
Xavier: I don't have time for that.
Soldier: (sighs) I shouldn't do this, but here. Someone left this in the lost and found.
(The soldier hands Xavier a plastic milk jug labeled "AIDS".)
Xavier: Frittata!
Xavier: Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos----AAAAAAAAAAA"Omega arcadiac" replacement 
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Sky { it is I EVIL ass sky here and I'm here to kill you because I'm evil can't you see my glowing red eyes 
I'll put you at SEA!!! sleep with the fishes.... I'm gonna fishing your game....finish I meant finish}

🔎(Why would  chara | 𝙈𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨?) 

You forgot one think sky (ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)

In this universe I'm the 💀snas undertail💀 equivalent 
And this is not part of the main timeline and stuff (✧⁠Д⁠✧⁠)⁠)
SO I HAVE ATTACK 999999 AND DEFENSE 9999999 AND THIS IS ONLY 🔥PHASE 2🔥 (stats SO high cuz I'm very angry at you or something)
GET READY TO BE HERE TILL THE FUCKIN SUN 💥EXPLODES💥 CUZ I HAVE 30 INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT PHASES WITH BULLSHIT ATTACK PATTERNS!!!(｀⁠Д⁠´⁠)
(no hit is possible btw)

Sky{ fuq my CHUD life man.....}

*Sky begins to loudly play "all the things she said sped up+reverb version" on his Bluetooth speakers*

🔎(Deer season)

QUIT PLAYING THAT SHIT YOU ARE DROWNING OUT MY 🎵EPIC BATTLE THEME🎵  YOU BITCHQ!!!!!  ತ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ತ

Sky { more of a MLDA guy I see,?}

🔎( AAAAAAAAA)

You know where you can shove your stupid Nightcore right??

[pipejamN'T] a junkie? No Far more! {preplanners Deltarune TSSSSSOP}

crazy how everyone remembers to swaps the justice part of the title but not the served warm part
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This is Justice, served warm for my AU, “The Same Sᴀᴍᴇ ᴬᵐᵖᵉʳˢᵃⁿᵈ Sₐₘₑ Puppet”.
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WARNER COUNTY COURTROOM
9/14/1995
9:26 AM

| And so, I am unceremoniously dragged into court… |
| A stiff, uncomfortable silence surrounds me |
| The judge stares at me with an unreadable expression, |
| …And that stupid bird who I singehandedly almost ruined |
| the life of just so happens to be the prosecutor. |
| Whatever, It’s gonna go just FINE, It can’t possibly |  
| any other way…! ||

| In spite of that, hah, I can’t help but ruminate. |
| But this case is as open and shut as can BE! |
| I don’t even NEED a lawyer! I can just represent myself |
| just FINE, thank you very much! I’m a professional! |
| They can’t just… IGNORE the cold hard truth, can they? |
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song by: @... NOT ME THIS TIME???? THIS AU ISN’T A SOLO PROJECT ANYMORE, UNLIKE LITERALLY EVERT SINGLE OTHER ONE OF THE 3&SAMES??? THE GIMMICK IS FUCKING RUINED??? GOD DAMN IT I FUCKED UP GO BACK GO BACCKKKKKKKKKKK (i lied u cooked bud 😛😛😛 BUT NO ONE WILL KNOW WHO YOU ARE…)
Idea for the thumbnail from @redstonetemmiegd notice how i only said no to blockbench
Think about it! Random screenshot of a game you just got from some random fuck ass website -> A screenshot from a game of a place you made yourself! It's genius!
Buiidling tutorial for the courthouse -> https://youtu.be/iY4JX-zagGU?feature=shared
The chicken in the thumbnail is the berdly role btw
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by www.tumblr.com/the-other-puppet / @notrealnevereal
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65
The Same Same ‘N Other Puppet by @plabet, with help from @epik-bruh, @ziyproject, and @its_versus
Vocals by who where when how vocals
AU by @plabet, with help from @epik-bruh, @ziyproject, and @its_versus
3&same week hosted by no one??? It kind of just?? Happened??? cool i guess i gotta speedrun this au which means NO SMART RACE REPLACEMENT… I’M SORRY @plabet I FAILED YOU. I’M A DISGRACE. KILL ME NOW.  (i guess i’ll make it later it’s fine???????????? But like kinda mad i dont get to make that 50000 word fanfic for the dgw description to swap its absurdly short length PROPERLY and MAINLINEY but nooo IM NOT MAD ABOUT IT I SWEAR IM NOT
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[FUCK!!!!!] Cold Hard Truth [The Same Sᴀᴍᴇ ᴬᵐᵖᵉʳˢᵃⁿᵈ Sₐₘₑ Puppet]


* It was as if,
* They were never even there.
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Here lies:
Kredd Oliver Linda Davidson

A shining beacon in our dull lives

Gone, but never forgotten.

[ 1919 - 2006 ]

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Kredd O.L.D. by me, with help from @mantiscephalopod, @redstonetemmiegd, and @december-pesto.
Also Zurtis I think?
The Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @sinholderangles, @sillierfish, @danissimovn, @cambutcooler
"Well! That's it folks! This is the SECOND time I'm being FORCED to write a heartfelt description to be mainliney. /j of course, but seriously, I should really use my own free will and write one of these on my own for once. Kredd O.L.D. was born in a very similar way to Kawa I.E. It was made for fun and kinda as a joke one day. It took a veryy long time to get this show on the road (Kredd O.L.D. was actually made BEFORE chapter 4, believe it or not, all the gerson references were added afterwards), and I'm proud of the final result. I think. I hope you liked this last and final twist. It might be a bit cliche but oh well i thought it was cool" - love, spunch

- In Loving Memory - [Deltarune: The 5same Other Puppet]

"CRISIS' IDENTITY ~ 𝒢𝑜𝒶𝓁 𝒪𝒻 𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒪𝓌𝓃"

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C:\Users\Antinee>THIS IS WRONG.. SO WRONG... WHY... WHY CAN'T I STOP IT..

C:\Users\Grace>PREPARE FOR DESTRUCTION HUMAN!!!!!

C:\Users\Valla>United...

C:\Users\Cherry>All In One!!!

C:\Users\Valla>We will take you down!
C:\Users\Cherry>We Will Take You Down!!
C:\Users\Danner>Weese will take you down!
C:\Users\Grace>WE WILL TAKE YOU DOWN!!!

* (Like tears, oil continues to leak from the robot's eyes.)
* (The eyes flash in colors of red and blue, rage and remorse.)

C:\Users\Antinee>I'M SORRY...

* (THE HIVEMIND INCARNATE, enlisted to take you down!)

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Art by @spunch-bob-3
Music by @theres-two-of-them
Writing by @puppet-pipline-2001
Spamrotten by @deltaruneworldsrevisited

ALL-IN-ONE ~ 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕴𝖉𝖎𝖔𝖙'𝖘 𝕭𝖔𝖝 ~ [DELTARUNE: The 11same Puppet](Whydid the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Hey, did you like my JOKE?)

song by voler
art by worm
vocals by ennard from fnaf

voler wanted me to archive this hes done w/ pipeline he says

Spammy L - volers cool spamsta take

This is the "/op TealKRISSpy" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune The same Same Same Puppet".
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bustyspamtXX97 > show text > We... We did it...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > I'm finally a real buster!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > I'll be able to take down that tyrant no sweat now!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > And it's all thanks to...
krispactor1: glad to hear it
krispactor1: im leaving now bye loser
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Woah... kid...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > When did you... Look like that...?
krispactor1: fuck you i look fine
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > It's so... demonic...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Kid are...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > YOU a spirit???
krispactor1: are you on the fucking pipe
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > All this time... All this trust...
bustyspamtXX97 > change level... > bustyspamtXX97 > increase > 1,000,000
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Our deal... Our adventure...
bustyspamtXX97 > change items... > +1 Godslaying Spamty Buster
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Kid... be honest with me...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Was it all...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > A lie?
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Is this... Was it all... Is...

Script 'Game_Actor' line 368SyntaxError occured. - [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Puppet]

check out PUPPET PIPELINE ARCHIVE 1 by @pipechive

This is the "Fountain Stature" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune The same Same Same Puppet".
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bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Wait a minute, I think I get it...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > You were never acting weird as a result of any curse...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > That back pain itself is the reason why!
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Just hang tight and let me work my magic, Krisp!
Spamty casts SHIATSU!

Shiatsu - [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Puppet]

This is the (second) "Fountain Stature" replacement for my AU, "Deltarune The same Same Same Puppet".
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bustyspamtXX97 > show text > You know, I think im noticing a pattern with you.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Doing this without without regret.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Im sure it would be terrifying for everyone else.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > But yet...
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > It seems like after you're done, you'll still be sleeping on both ears, like nothing's ever happening.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > heh, not on my watch.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Im gonna beat you so hard you'll have trouble ever sleeping again.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > Buddy, you're gonna be like the rest of them.
bustyspamtXX97 > show text > And after im done with you, you'll be ANOTHER INSOMNIAC...

Spamty Glares at you, about to Attack.

Another insomniac - [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Puppet]

i dont have this ones thumbnail or desc either

[Spamtyversary special] Spamty the buster's SHIATSU

[Spamtyversary special] Hyperbuster's This A Game

this is the "5000 ping and counting" replacement for my latest and greatest AU, "Deltarune: The Spamlina Puppet". Nothing else is left to say.
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❔ So? Why did you bring me here? 🤨

uHHHH Well I think I brought you here cause i need your help?

👍 I'll be more than happy to help if that means im not getting stabbed 🔪

Relax, relax. I crashed the fuck out, I was in a hurry and all, you feel me?

👀 Yeah i see, short tampered, eh? ☝️

You could say that, i guess.

...

I need a lot of help, lina.

You're probably aware that the bitch that controls our lives captured my friends, right?

Well thats what i need some help for. To free them.

🤷‍♀️ Well, Kris, This is really nice and all but I cant really help you in my current condition. 💔

🥋 If you had no issues beating me and cant do this yourself. What makes you think i'd be of any help with your attack on queen's castle? 🗡️

...Hate to admit this, but... Im kinda desperate..

🩷 I know of the mad suit i used to have, Its locked in the exact same place your friends are locked inside of. 💛

But you're a Dream bringer, You should be able to pass without a fight, I mean. you're still in business.

The queen and her followers know who you are.

😮‍💨 Fine. I'll give this a try, but if this doesnt work. Im killing you 🖕
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