EpIc RaP bAtTlE

Pixel Chris as Poop
Chandler_CCRB as The Pope

The Pope vs Poop - Epic Rap Battles of Scoliosis

Pixel Chris as Dairy Queen

Pixel Chris as Klondike

Dairy Queen vs Klondike - Epic Rap Battles of Scoliosis

Me as Gord
Me as Fre Can
ThatTacoGod as Stab

Gord vs Fresh Can Cook Shoe - Epic Rap Battles of Scoliosis

Pixel Chris as Megan
Steel Dreemurr as Link
Pixel Chris as Batman (Audio)
Steel Dreemurr as Batman (video)
Written by Jesus Christ
Chiseled by Peter Griffin 
Thumbnail by Pixel Chris

Meggy vs Link - Epic Rap Battles of Scoliosis

Juni Cortez vs Dovahkiin - Epic Rap Battles of Scoliosis

Pixel Chris as Sans
Nooby as Hampter
Beat by Epistra
Written by Steve Burns

Sans vs Hampter - Epic Rap Battles of Scoliosis

Joker vs Hide The Pain Harold - Epic Rap Battles of Scoliosis

Greg Heffley vs Amber Heard’s Lawyer - Epic Rap Battles of Scoliosis

[Pixel Chris Cover] The Riddler vs The Zodiac Killer. Snakebite Rap Battles

[Pixel Chris Cover]  Dream VS William Howard Taft 2 (DREAM VS ANYTHING)

100 Hour Challenge 

Pixel Chris as Both

Mixed by Serena

Tom:
Man, predicting my future was crazy, but I can’t believe these odds!
Putting the MCU Super Star against a one time gag from Scott The Woz?
Spit your bullshit all you want, you might as well shut it bro
Because no one takes your leaks seriously, like you were Mark Ruffalo
Fuck your exclusive interview, it’s clear you’re bluffin
You’re sporting the most fake ass design since McLovin
So Mr. Feetpics.com, this rival seems to be a miss match
For a “leaker on the field” you don’t seem to touch much grass
Check Mewtwo bro, Scott’s preferring Brawl’s talk
How do you manage to drop the ball without having your balls drop?
And if a foot’s all I have to work with, then here’s a tip, toe
How about you try and make your “leaks” not look like fucking shitposts

Leaky Steve:
Long time caller here, so you know that means I’m good with words 
But as a first time listener to your bars, man, I’m just craving a better verse
That’s right, It’s Leaky Steve! Getting funky on the beat
Already got that W, so I’ll just give you the L eventuallllyyyyyy
When Gyllenhaal’s hand meets your face, he shuts you the f*ck up
When my hand meets your face, I’m dishing out punches you can’t duck
So untrustworthy, that on scripts, Marvel has to hide away the names
You’ll wanna go hiding too, after I finish putting you to shame
Coming to me with wack flows, nah, Imma smack those
I got so much insider information, I’m the Nardwaur of Smash Bros
No matter what accent you take, I’ll be killing this Brit 
They call me Leaky, but nah bro, you’re taking the piss

Tom:
You’re Scott in shit quality, At least I do different voices
You’re like trying the train move with how you disappoint, bitch
Didn’t wanna say it, but just face it man, you choked
Your leaks are the quality of a kid in class, passing notes
Everything you did in your video just left me bored
When even Night Monkey is a more clever name than yours
The W may be something you’ll never take but
I’ll instead give you a handful of Spideez Nuts

Leaky Steve:
Your fans prefer Migure, my fandom is loyal
Your bars are like how you left the 3rd movie, spoiled
Can’t keep secrets in your dream roles? You only seem selfish
OH NO, I’M GONNA START LEAKING, I CAN’T HELP IT
Because the amount of bullshit you spew is overflowing like the toilet
It was clear since the start you took an L, there’s no way to spoil it
And now that this verbal murder is fully understood
I’ll have the lying on the floor saying “I don’t feel so good”

Leaky Steve vs Tom Holland - Scott The Woz vs Anything

This is scrapped but I decided to show this since it’s not horrible 

Jake Novak:
Hi, I’m Jake Novak, and I know that you’re feeling the heat
Cause I spit so many flames, it’ll make ya weep 
I’m taking open seats, hopefully you step outta here and flee
You only makes symphonies, you can suck on symphondeez
I don’t get why you’re called Wolfgang, you pack no bite
Your dad’s been using you for child labor since you were five 
I’m firing off shots, with no need for a Bad Gun
It’s sad bruh, looking at your family history, I’d say you’re only a bad cous’


Mozart:
After all this time you’ve been gone, I’m surprised you have the time
To try to throw hands with me, when your songs have no punchlines 
Full of yourself but you go off and hide when hurt
You’re such a chicken, I guess you are a con-tender
Such a little bitch, rename your film to Ahmed and Coward
How about you stop singing about tragedies, and go take a fucking shower
Thinking you can step to me and my insane legacy, yet you come with worse raps
I will be sinking you in a downpour of flow, while you only have thirst traps

Jake Novak:
I’m a talented guy, you’re another person to be flexed on
Your raps are so low quality, call you Moza-RTX Off
Most of your siblings died young, but now you can join them too
They’ll be holding the door to hell for ya like, after you, after you, after you

Mozart:
Wanna talk about dying young, that’s just like you fame, man
I’m an innovator, you copy others and stay bland
You can’t mess with Mozart and Moz’s art, stick to cringe compilations
I swept the floor with you, so you can’t even sweep the stages

[SCRAPPED] Jake Novak vs Mozart Flow Test

Nooby As Kyoko
Chris as Patrick
Dan as iPhone Dongle
Piss Shat as Mario
Chris as Squidward
Dilly as Drake
 
Kyoko:
Yo it’s Kyoko Kirigiri and I’m here to say

I got the better flow, so you better get out
Here’s a shocking sex secret, you look like a gosh darn fricking mouse
I’m Chapter 5, you know I’m solving that mystery
In Chapter 5 of your novel (American Psycho) I was snoring, such misery
I’m firing shots like [Plays the entire fucking scene of Patrick shooting the bank guy]
With my sick as flow like Covid-19 this is sick oh shit actually no wait actually sick COUGH COUGH COUGH I’m dying I’m dy- BIG COUGH

Patrick:
WHOHOHOHO
AND HERE WE GO
You little ᶜᵒᵖʸʳᶦᵍʰᵗᵉᵈ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ˢᵖᶦᵏᵉˢᵒᶠᵗ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳᵗᵃᶦⁿᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵐ No one even remembers your execution 
Say your from Massachusetts? I got your death was too soon      lol 
I’m so cool call me the iPhone Dongle
I’m OPENing up a verse like a door: Ding Dong, L
If you really think you win this rap battle you’re wrong
I’m so cool call me the iPhone Dongle

Kyoko:
You get to bring in an iPhone Dongle? Then I do to
iPhone Dongle, take the mic

iPhone Dongle:
It would be my pleasure Kyoko Kirigiri from the 2012 Video Game Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc made by Spikesoft ™ 
…
Yo what’s up I’m the iPhone Dongle
You can’t spell words correctly you fucking prongle

[Patrick fucking hits the dongle with an ax multiple times]

iPhone Dongle:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Patrick:
Oh boy, murdering sure is tiring, good thing I have my trusty Aquafina water!
I love Aquafina water, it is very tasty
When I murder iPhone dongles, things get a biiiiiiiiit shaky
I DONT murder, I have so much money, look at these 3 DIMES
Actually I’m innocent, I’ve committed zero crimes
You think you’re smart, but heres something you dont know
You thought I was American? Psych, Oh!
Even Drake was a better rapper than your American Cheese
I’m gonna beat you with American Deez

Kyoko:
You’re a studdering communist

Patrick:
Nuh uh

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

SUPER FUCKING MARIO:
Wahoo! It’s a me a Super Mario! Yippee!

Squidward:
Get the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

SUPER FUCKING MARIO:
[Walking away very slowly and mumbling]
Think you can a ditch a me a?? I’m a super a Mario I am the a best a
Squidward? More a like a bitchward

Kyoko:
I can’t tell if you murder or commit tax fraud
Hey Patrick guess what?

Patrick:
What

Kyoko:
Firing squad!
(The Michael Myers firing squad with Patrick shittly edited on)

Drake: 
Yo its drake
I hit you with the rake
And then I bake a cake 
{Gets fucking shot}
Oh I’m dead

Kyoko Kirigiri vs Patrick Bateman - Epic Rap Battles of Scolisis

Chandler as Squidward
Pixel Chris as Playboi Carti

Playboi Carti:
Squidwards Suicide wants to play against Carti?
Guess what bitch? This is Mario Party (oh my god he on x games)
I have APPLE PIE and make a big fart (fart with extra reverb)
I bought your dvd….. At walmart
I played your game once, before I fucked your father
7/10 too much water
After I kill you there will be a Whole Lotta Red Mis
Jackie Chan is a fucking bitch 
OOO BITCH WHAT YOU GONNA DO
YOU GOT A MUFFIN ON YOUR HEAD, AND A REALLY BIG SPOON
SUCK MY ASS YOU FUCKING CUNT
GUESS WHAT BITCH, THIS IS BATTLE OF THE MONTH

Squidward:
Fuck yourself, you fucking bitch
Playboi Carti? More like Playboi Piss
I got such good rhymes call me Trav Shark
Your so dumb you make your discord kittens bark
hERE IS A BAD WORD: WH*RE
I bet you make your battles 8-8-4-4
You live in a 🗿 while I live in a house
I bet you don’t even have a spouse (OHHHHHHH)
Yo, don’t get your panties in a bunch
You look like a blunt
You’ve never taken off a Binki Bottom, so you better leave
It’s not Stan Smith, it’s his son Steve

Playboi Carti:
Please respect my pronouns 
If you don’t your gonna go down
I will beat you in this showdown
I want an ice cream cone now
*very long scene of playboi carti eating ice cream*
Your job specialized in the grill, I do that in my teeth
I listen to WeSkeem, PREACH!!!
You have no balls, squidward testicles
I don’t believe in Squidward Tentacles

Squidward:
Woah woah woah, go back to class
I have a saxephoen shoved up my ass
I called up your wife, she says I have a fat dick
FUCK YOU PATRICK!
This battle swears a lot, I hope my mom doesn’t watch it
Now I’m coughin in my coffin like a cough from Scott Cawthon
My lyrics are too intense for you to handle
Steve Harvey is a scandalous asshole

Squidward vs Playboi Carti - Epic Rap Battles of Scolisos

MATPAT VS VSAUSE FUCKING SUCKS
MATPAT VS VSAUSE FUCKING SUCKS
MATPAT VS VSAUSE FUCKING SUCKS
MATPAT VS VSAUSE FUCKING SUCKS
MATPAT VS VSAUSE FUCKING SUCKS
MATPAT VS VSAUSE FUCKING SUCKS
MATPAT VS VSAUSE FUCKING SUCKS
MATPAT VS VSAUSE FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!
Yo, orange haired bitch, I’m inviting to diss
But I’m not getting dissed back, cause his battles are shit
And he knows he can’t spit, so he hides from it
So maybe stop dissing Psytube bitch
Oh, yeah, hey, my name is Pixel Fucking Chris
When I to the toilet I take a Pixel Fucking Piss
But Jofinity, takes a Joshitity
I’m running out of bars  fuck you
I was banging your mom, with my dong
She says your battles are way too long
She hates them very fucking much
She says that you’re a stupid cunt
You look like the type of dude to watch That’s So Raven
My favorite director is Wes Craven
Your battles suck
fuck
Fill 'em with the venom and eliminate 'em
Other words, I Minute Maid 'em
I don't want to hurt 'em, but I did 'em in a fit of rage
I'm murderin' again, nobody will evade him
Finna kill 'em and dump all the fuckin' bodies in the lake
Obliterating everything, incinerate and renegade 'em
And I make anybody who want it with the pen afraid
But don't nobody want it, but they're gonna get it anyway
'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like I'm mentally ill
I'm Attila, kill or be killed, I'm a killer bee, the vanilla gorilla
You're bringin' the killer within me out of me
You don't want to be the enemy of the demon who went in me
And be on the receiving end of me, what stupidity it'd be
Every bit of me's the epitome of a spitter
When I'm in the vicinity, motherfucker, you better duck
Or you finna be dead the minute you run into me
A hundred percent of you is a fifth of a percent of me
I'm 'bout to fuckin' finish you bitch, I'm unfadable
You wanna battle, I'm available, I'm blowin' up like an inflatable
I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
I'm on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money and I'm paid in full
I'm not afraid to pull the—
I can better better raps when I go pee
Your raps make me go, honk mi mi mi mi mi mi mi
I’m done bitch, time for the ultimate diss
Jofinity drinks his own piss

"MatPat vs Vsauce Fucking Sucks" Jofinity Diss

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