I'm not gonna lie this goes hard also beat?

One Deez Nuts vs Beatles 2 cover with Peter Alenson

Corpse Husband VS Ivan Dorin (DREAM VS ANYTHING)

Houdini:

It’s the great Houdini, instead of a rabbit it seems like I pulled out a weenie. It jumped out’ my hat, tried to beat me, but with a single snap, I beat him easy, peasy!

Why the hell is he qualified to be a doctor? Now that’s Strange
I’m smarter than you, whilst blood is rushing through my brain! 

Take that goofy cape of yours, get out, and take flight,
First your car, then your movie, and now you'll crash in this fight!

I made magic magnificent, all you do is stand there while your team’s efficient, but it brings in the cents, so I guess it makes sense why they made a sequel to your fake BS!

A true magician never reveals his tricks
But that accent needs more than magic

I’m known all around the world for my brilliance in escaping
So you know they’re no comparison when you can’t even escape a teen!

Strange:


Your greedy ass didn't stop, when you nearly died?
You can hang upside down? I can literally control time!

I’m on the big screen, so get back to your stage 
Misleading the audience with all your ads on pages!
Stop with the public nudity, and they call me strange?
Let's hope the ropes are as stiff as your vocal range!


Can you keep your 2 sweeties well with your hat and wand?
Nowadays, you would be a bigger side-show than Wong!

Tell me I’m wrong, now I’m no psychic, 
But I know that in this battle, you’ll be losing

You’re crazy if you think you’ll win, c’mon!
should’ve kept that straight jacket on!
I saved the universe, you escaped a box 
You won’t be able to escape this paradox


Escaped the belly of a whale? I thought you loved your mom! 
Shut up, like Copperfield with your vintage stuff

You’re a weakling, that’s something  you need to confront 
I can take you down with a single punch 



Houdini
I can swallow needles, be buried alive, and withstood all of that strain
But listening to you for more than 20 seconds brings me the most pain! (presto)

In this fight you're getting schooled, call me the ancient one, 
but even the great Houdini could help this simpleton!
I'm the true master, stop with your fake witchery,
Haven't seen a fool this fake since, Thurston!

Even with the time stone, you can't take back these bars
'Cause, when you're beaten’ you'll see more than this star!

Ladies, and gentlemen, watch as I do this next trick!, 
Abracadabra! He literally meets his Doom, and that's it!


Strange 

I put the MC in the MCU, you don’t trick me, everyone can see you!
I wish to unsee you, take that eyeliner off you, or you’ll be hanging, upright, gonna off you!
Step away, you know what happened the last time you did not take a doctor's advice!
It’s safe to say, a single kids puny punch will do more than suffice 

I saved galaxies, assembled the avengers 
Stick to copying, i was trained by a great mentor
And all that hard work brought me here today  
To fight a dude who can’t come up with his own name?

Another one bites the dust today 
Hear was this wise guy’s got to say
This will be the one and only time you lose
Cuz use for the first time, this trick isn’t staged.

Harry Houdini vs. Doctor Strange- Rap Battles! (ft. Alex M)

Lyrics lol

graggle art by le groose 

Graggle 
Don’t rap with the fuckin’ Graggle, he’s tuff 
Got a Pac-man noggin but you’re wack as fuck 
I’m classic, a lovable, fan favorite 
This hag is another Maggie who sucks!
(Damn)
Mmm Should I tell her my intentions?
gonna piss up on to your gravestone till it’s yellow like a simpson 
Congratulations, you deserve that statue, lady, I thank you 
Paving the way the first gender neutral and public bathroom,  
Achoo, your face looks mid-sneeze: “i'm allergic to poverty” 
Snatching children’s milk cuz you’re still bitter about Dorathy
Externally horribly ugly, internal misogyny    
Let’s see this coffin dodger tax intellectual property 
I’m dropping these bombs on you like the republican irish 
I got fire that’ll brighton ya’, and my strikes will not be minor 
In the 70s you split the whole of england with a vote  
You were Santa Claus but if he bricked up homes then and got rid of coal 
Half the people think you were some kindred soul that brings them hope
The other half had wished you croaked. Different strokes for different folk

Thatcher vs Graggle! RAP BATTLE

Video: https://youtu.be/mTpLMelO4WM

Ben Shapiro:
Yes, It’s Ben Shapiro! I’ve heard you’re a bozo
I don’t associate with those so go and step aside, bro
Let me spit some great flow, enough to sell your lame home
This is the Ben Shapiro Show and it’s time I leave this bitch owned
Your chemistry with your friends is bad, even with your science profession
Took Tom’s idea, but dropped the balls, okay this is not epic
Your audience only consist of kids who think your game is dank
I hate baby killing, but your fanbase is the only exception I will make

Talking Ben:
Uh huh, yeah that shit was wack bruh
No one asked, bruh, so shut yo ass up
Reading through these newspapers, shit couldn’t get more boring
You want wokeness destroyed? Thank god, cause imma start *snores*
I was the center of memes by simply living the thug life
You only laughing at memes of yourself living the thug life
Even though I’m retired, the stuff you say is getting real old
I’m mixing up potions, bitch you just hate mixed people
Got rekt by BBC but you’re not ready for what I got to show
Your style’s dry, bro, but your girl though? A ho ho ho!
You use your wood from Home Depot to prove a point, while
I use my wood in your wife’s bedroom to show her my doggy style (yes…?)

Ben Shapiro:
Hating other races? (heh) That verse was simply a disgrace 
Yeah, call me racist all you want, but I’m not the one doing blackface
My speeches inspired a countless amount of people to be smart
Your speeches only lasting impact was on IShowSpeed’s arm
Owning libs is all I needed to grow a crowd of swag fans
You only got famous by repeatedly owning a black man
Your dripless game devs got fed up, got drunk and made a cat out of Alvin and the Chipmunks
Copied pasted it 20 times for a quick buck, talking cash cow, thought my sis was the milk truck…
Picked up momentum, no question, stayed trending for a minute, but lost relevance and
Fell off 60% in the span of a month, they should rename you to Talking Has-Been

Talking Ben:
I’m the cash cow? Yeah, call that book The BRUH Moment
At least when I’m talking microtransaction, it’s not transphobic
I’m not the one who should be renamed. With how you try to flex
By always debating the left, call you Ben Shapiriority Complex
Brainwashing teens? Should be locked up from all the vids you making
Put this columnist on death row, cause imma leave this bitch hanging

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Ben Shapiro (audio): RaccoonBroVA
Ben Shapiro (video): Pixel Chris

Talking Ben (audio): Danii
Talking Ben (video?): Valonide
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Written by Powerofdan
Additional help by Cri
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Anywaywell

Ben Shapiro vs Talking Ben (Powerofdan Rap Battles)

Alen as Marx
Cole as Spamton
Written by: Alen & Cole
Beat by: Anywaywell
Thumbnail by: Cole
Mixed by: The Annihilator

(0:01)
FAC Rap Battles.
Marx.
Versus.
Spamton.
Begin :)

Marx (0:11):
Hey, hey, hey! Now, let's get the ball rolling quick; 
The sun and moon are fighting― I can't handle it 
So let's cut a deal: with power in our stars' grace, 
I'll return your dying fame throughout this very cosmic space 
This con wants a rap fight? Dumpster dive into your trash life 
All your friends up and left after success in your landline 
Pleading to that scrap device won't disallow this sad demise 
I'll blizzard up the mic to make a second time you're trapped in ice 
You're actual trash, a virgin version of Swatch 
The epitome of a fraud; your fit's ripped off 
This maniac speaks in tongues, somebody kill him off 
Or shut his jaw! Your buried stardom wallows in your pathetic shop 
And after that pink puffball, you'll be the second star I pop 
This failed businessman was Cyber City's biggest mistake 
My blades are sharper than any deal you'd ever make 
Left Queen's needs, so you had to hang the phone fast 
Couldn't make Green Greens, so your mind fucking crashed

Spamton (0:56):
A new [Clown Around Town]? Well, check out this cheap [STEAL]
An ass beating [Half Off]? Now that's a [GREAT DEAL]
Though a warning to the [buyer] 'fore you try to interact:
This jester really plays [dirty], AND I LIVE IN THE TRASH!
Out [Shooting Through The Stars] just to pray to a CLOCK?
There's no wish from Nova that will make you into a [BIG SHOT]!
And this back-stabbing [slime] could never match what I earn
With the [acid lake] flows, and the [HELP ME! IT BURNS!]
(HOCHI MAMA!) You'll get bodied, in battles I [Last Longer]!
(KNOW YOU WANT IT!) Then I'll pawn your fruity hat for [Any Offer]!
Are those slush ball drops the only [chill] you can bring?!
I pack {SNOWGRAVE} raps when you slip into [my ring]!!! (Ha Ha!)
Go hock your shtick elsewhere [KID], I'm just not interested-
-In the sob story of this sad [LITTLE WORM] of a menace
So I'll keep [raking in the dough], and [outselling] all my foes
'Cause I let [Victory Ring] and then I [Picked Up The Phone] !!!


Marx Soul (1:40):
Incohesive nonsense, I'm tired of this spambot's calls
If Gaster saw the way you talk, even he would be appalled
And you're stuck two decades back, that's a past you'll never attain
When I blast this "Big Shot" with a laser through the fucking brain
Don't tread upon me, I'm a beast who doesn't rest upon
Obsolete trash heaps, your NEO form's a bootleg Mettaton
Believe me, the wish I'd settle on if Nova gave me a second offer:
Cut the strings from this puppet and witness your untimely slaughter
A singular black hole would make sure your body's never found
You'd already be forgotten by the time Chapter 3 rolls around
You'd still be stuck in an alleyway without Kris' LoadedDisk
I'll unleash my Star Rod and make sure you get a load of this

Spamton NEO (2:14):
You call that bod a [[soul]]? Musta grabbed it on clearance
Split that wack mug [in half], you'd [improve] your appearance 
Tried to stomp on a puffball, but he thrashed this [CREEP]
So this [sponge] soaked up scrap and turned into a [DAMN FREAK]
Both want to be [BIG] with power, but the [Key] difference
Is you [choked] and straight wasted all your [Milky Way Wishes]
All the [angels] laugh at this [fool] Causing Commotion
As no amount of my [POTION S.] could save you from that explosion
I’ll [NEVER REST] until my goal of stardom is [Complete.]
While you [switch up] your whole plot when offered a [ Bite to Eat ]
I'll remain the best rapper outta [[1997]]
As you stay in your arena and I gaze into [H E A V E N]

Marx vs. Spamton. Rap Battle #7

Nooby As Kyoko
Chris as Patrick
Dan as iPhone Dongle
Piss Shat as Mario
Chris as Squidward
Dilly as Drake
 
Kyoko:
Yo it’s Kyoko Kirigiri and I’m here to say

I got the better flow, so you better get out
Here’s a shocking sex secret, you look like a gosh darn fricking mouse
I’m Chapter 5, you know I’m solving that mystery
In Chapter 5 of your novel (American Psycho) I was snoring, such misery
I’m firing shots like [Plays the entire fucking scene of Patrick shooting the bank guy]
With my sick as flow like Covid-19 this is sick oh shit actually no wait actually sick COUGH COUGH COUGH I’m dying I’m dy- BIG COUGH

Patrick:
WHOHOHOHO
AND HERE WE GO
You little ᶜᵒᵖʸʳᶦᵍʰᵗᵉᵈ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ˢᵖᶦᵏᵉˢᵒᶠᵗ ᵉⁿᵗᵉʳᵗᵃᶦⁿᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵐ No one even remembers your execution 
Say your from Massachusetts? I got your death was too soon      lol 
I’m so cool call me the iPhone Dongle
I’m OPENing up a verse like a door: Ding Dong, L
If you really think you win this rap battle you’re wrong
I’m so cool call me the iPhone Dongle

Kyoko:
You get to bring in an iPhone Dongle? Then I do to
iPhone Dongle, take the mic

iPhone Dongle:
It would be my pleasure Kyoko Kirigiri from the 2012 Video Game Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc made by Spikesoft ™ 
…
Yo what’s up I’m the iPhone Dongle
You can’t spell words correctly you fucking prongle

[Patrick fucking hits the dongle with an ax multiple times]

iPhone Dongle:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Patrick:
Oh boy, murdering sure is tiring, good thing I have my trusty Aquafina water!
I love Aquafina water, it is very tasty
When I murder iPhone dongles, things get a biiiiiiiiit shaky
I DONT murder, I have so much money, look at these 3 DIMES
Actually I’m innocent, I’ve committed zero crimes
You think you’re smart, but heres something you dont know
You thought I was American? Psych, Oh!
Even Drake was a better rapper than your American Cheese
I’m gonna beat you with American Deez

Kyoko:
You’re a studdering communist

Patrick:
Nuh uh

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

Kyoko:
Argggghhh!

Patrick:
Argggghhh!

SUPER FUCKING MARIO:
Wahoo! It’s a me a Super Mario! Yippee!

Squidward:
Get the FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE

SUPER FUCKING MARIO:
[Walking away very slowly and mumbling]
Think you can a ditch a me a?? I’m a super a Mario I am the a best a
Squidward? More a like a bitchward

Kyoko:
I can’t tell if you murder or commit tax fraud
Hey Patrick guess what?

Patrick:
What

Kyoko:
Firing squad!
(The Michael Myers firing squad with Patrick shittly edited on)

Drake: 
Yo its drake
I hit you with the rake
And then I bake a cake 
{Gets fucking shot}
Oh I’m dead

Kyoko Kirigiri vs Patrick Bateman - Epic Rap Battles of Scolisis

Chandler as Squidward
Pixel Chris as Playboi Carti

Playboi Carti:
Squidwards Suicide wants to play against Carti?
Guess what bitch? This is Mario Party (oh my god he on x games)
I have APPLE PIE and make a big fart (fart with extra reverb)
I bought your dvd….. At walmart
I played your game once, before I fucked your father
7/10 too much water
After I kill you there will be a Whole Lotta Red Mis
Jackie Chan is a fucking bitch 
OOO BITCH WHAT YOU GONNA DO
YOU GOT A MUFFIN ON YOUR HEAD, AND A REALLY BIG SPOON
SUCK MY ASS YOU FUCKING CUNT
GUESS WHAT BITCH, THIS IS BATTLE OF THE MONTH

Squidward:
Fuck yourself, you fucking bitch
Playboi Carti? More like Playboi Piss
I got such good rhymes call me Trav Shark
Your so dumb you make your discord kittens bark
hERE IS A BAD WORD: WH*RE
I bet you make your battles 8-8-4-4
You live in a 🗿 while I live in a house
I bet you don’t even have a spouse (OHHHHHHH)
Yo, don’t get your panties in a bunch
You look like a blunt
You’ve never taken off a Binki Bottom, so you better leave
It’s not Stan Smith, it’s his son Steve

Playboi Carti:
Please respect my pronouns 
If you don’t your gonna go down
I will beat you in this showdown
I want an ice cream cone now
*very long scene of playboi carti eating ice cream*
Your job specialized in the grill, I do that in my teeth
I listen to WeSkeem, PREACH!!!
You have no balls, squidward testicles
I don’t believe in Squidward Tentacles

Squidward:
Woah woah woah, go back to class
I have a saxephoen shoved up my ass
I called up your wife, she says I have a fat dick
FUCK YOU PATRICK!
This battle swears a lot, I hope my mom doesn’t watch it
Now I’m coughin in my coffin like a cough from Scott Cawthon
My lyrics are too intense for you to handle
Steve Harvey is a scandalous asshole

Squidward vs Playboi Carti - Epic Rap Battles of Scolisos

birthday surprise :eyes:
Fightmarker as Annoying Orange
SuperDuper24 as OJ Simpson
Written by Fightmarker, and DaneBoe
Beat by Dan Skinner
Mixed by Fightmarker, and also DaneBoe
Video 👀

Rap Battle! 
OJ Simpson!

OJ: 
Yeah I’d just like this orange here…and maybe those gloves back there too

Cashier:
Okay, would you like a rap with that sir?

OJ:
A bag? Sure.

Cashier:
No, a rap. 

OJ:
What

Cashier:
Like a rap battle.

OJ:
What’s up?

Cashier:
okay…you’re gonna rap battle this orange

OJ:
Uh wh-okay

Annoying Orange:
Hey OJ, Hey! Rapping isn’t very fitting
the only bars you should know are the ones inside a prison 
Fuck this blood and gore guy, he doesn’t have fortnite
Remind you of evidence when my rhymes cut like your KNIFE
Hahahahaha get it? Because he killed his wife
Like somebody switch the channel from NFL to CSI
Damn bro, the only time an OJ joke kills
How ironic, a killer in the Buffalo Bills



OJ
I’m Orenthal James Simpson, and those allegations are a hoax 
They only call me the Juice cause you know I got the flow!
I applaud Mr. Orange’s team but they all better rush out
Cause since 2010 Daneboe has never scored touchdowns
Hall of Famer, Movie Star, Athlete and nothing else
Late Night Show appearances, and the best in the NFL
My fame knocks down any man, compared to me you’re just a snack
Cause I’ll be forever be known as The Bills’ greatest running back

Annoying Orange
Running back? Maybe running back to your mansion 
After eating McDonalds and giving your wife some McStabbings
This is me vs your knife like an ERBoKitchenry
Check out his new book: If I did kill the beat
Kids left when you made your wife coated crimson
You’re the worst Family Guy since Homer Simpson
OJ Simpson, nice fucking verse
Can you do this “Do what?” Not be a fucking murderer
you’re dumb if you didn’t or you’re not a good liar
Your thought process when writing was slower than your hostage’s tires
and you wanna know why I didn’t mention anything else you did
Because before that trial in ‘95 did you really even do shit? 

OJ
I don’t know what you’re talking about, hold on I gotta take this
Hello? “I know you did it” oh fuck goddammit shit
You’re so fucking annoying, can you mind your own business 
You know what, fuck you, yes Orange I did it
And what are you gonna do about it you’re a fucking fruit dude 
I could kill you right now and you still wouldn’t get clicks on Youtube
You had a viral vid, raising to the top, you were soarin’ 
Then everyone moved on to the next trend but that’s just Clockwork Orange
sitting on the ranks of Fred, one tweet and I’m back in the public eyes
It’s like you said KNIFE to your whole damn channel and watched it all fucking die
in just 2 minutes I confessed to everything son 
So yeah the runningback is running over your reruns


Annoying Orange 
Hey OJ, Hey OJ, Guess What?!

OJ:
What 

Annoying Orange:
FBI!

*FBI Storm the supermarket and arrest OJ Simpson on the spot as he screams in agony*

Annoying Orange vs OJ Simpson. rap battle. by fightmarker.

This is a sequel to the rap battle I uploaded a while back, the second in the Epic Rap Battles of White Station series.

Clinton vs Walter - Epic Rap Battles of White Station #2

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Squidward vs Playboi Carti - Epic Rap Battles of Scolisos

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