Insane track fightscovers, you should google 'bullet rank', they give out free plays right now.

One Deez Nuts vs Beatles 2 cover with Peter Alenson

i'm baaaaaaaack.......


STARRING
BDGR as Holden Caulfield
ForgottenSon as Doomer Wojak

Written by:
ForgottenSon 

Beat by:
Epistra

Mixed by:
Jordy 

Special thanks to BDGR Crew server

Holden: (0:12)

Listen, it’s not really like myself to start conflicts with others
But I’ve seen this bored image on image boards and, here’s what I’ve discovered 
Through all your imagery and how you connect with adults on the net 
You’ve become the poster child for all the goddam phonies that I‘ve met 
Best me in rap? You won't jack-ass, I will say that is quite the hurdle 
You sort of remind me of the carousel you keep going in circles
trying to grab the gold ring not hiding the fact knowing 
This guy is a nihilist who lies on his back each night moping. 
The worst part, I sort of realized in this rap, that it seems to me 
Almost every diss I've said so far, you would agree with me.
Since let's be honest, I know you care but there's nothing you could do so to speak
Even I got brighter days ahead while phonies only Know Your Meme.


Doomer: (0:51)

*sigh* hmm?, oh sorry, I didn't really see you bud.
I wasn’t expecting to be dissed by a depressed Elmer Fudd
Actually, wait, am I battling him? Seems you and I are one and the same
Cuz all the shots you fired are like our lives, there is no aim
Heard you flunked out of prep school well, I can tell just by your dialogue. 
You talk about your tense past in the past tense quite a lot 
And you're calling me mopey? Well, here’s something I’ve discovered
Your whole plot has you do that, find a better one next to your brother.
Haven't been foiled this badly since you caused your team to lose the game
But hey I know that feel bro it’s okay for you to feel pain 
So let's get you back to your asylum, it was crazy for you to handle me
But, I guess that makes two of us who's ashamed to speak with families





Next time: Soul searching (Ft. Azia and TheBabyBeef)

Holden Caulfield vs The Doomer - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

Elon musk. Vs Nikola Tesla. 

Elon:
Janice cancel my 4:30, guess I gotta take the floor, firstly
You don't step to the CEO than just step out of your verse, please
I don't just take dubs I make 'em you're getting played, I thought you'd learn from Thomas.
I’ll be sure to Paypal you for a new mic after I've dropped it

I’m Elon Musk soaring higher than space-x
Surpassing humanities boundaries while you and your relevance stay dead
I got followers and fame just from a pic of me getting wasted
You only got followers in nerds like you who’ll never get third base (DAMN)

I usually don’t take pity, see
But now I see a broke broken old man
Who died alone with no fans
With nothing but a pigeon in his family.

Tesla:

I’ve heard enough, pathetic, gimme the spotlight I invented
Descended, the God of inventions’ so prepare as im bouta present this

My talent is uncontested, left the blueprint for descendants
Solet me end this conflict with the power that I have transmitted

The father of the 20th, all your work just disappoints
So just stick tweeting about your precious Dogecoin

Now for you to get a woman? It's as easy as 123! 
But when they finished digging gold, they just had to leave!

So prepare for the bear with Siberian bars 
I’m Finessed and outta this world, call me Bruno Mars


Ahead of my own time, my inventions are top secrets
I changed history! Wario here made cars more hideous!

If I ever need to take a dump in my laboratory
I’ll use your puny space lab as my lavatory 

Elon:

Tesla, you may have paved the way for cool guys like me. 
But look at it this way, you caused Mark Zuckerberg to be!

It's the 21st century, so get back in line! 
 Your technology will be outdated in no time!

You were an innovator, but now we need something better, 
I named my company after you, But my cars are always greater

I’ve got the boring company, but your boring, with those lame bars 
spitting heat like my flamethrower, that’s even better on mars.


Tesla:

innovator creator, with fire disses like the wardenclyffe! wireless transmission, like grimes I’ll deliver with this sick riff 


You weren’t kidding when you said you were on a high mark, Smokin’ with Rogean, doesn’t make you Tony Stark! I spit hotter than than Venus,Your raps sound like barks? so let me turn off the lightbulb, and let it get pitch dark

Elon Musk vs. Nikola Tesla- Rap Battle. (ft. VerilyVee)

VIDEO: (tba)

TicciFandubs https://soundcloud.com/ticcisparks87 como Star-Lord
GasuPyon como Samus Aran

Letra por The5oul, CyanCoat, Cloud17, Ticci
Instrumental producida por Kustom

Lyrics (Translated, not adapted) to English: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W7lurlBEyNHyz00n00uDI7erv8Nm72Wtf8gXDBpPoyc/

Star Lord:
Star-Lord llegó, portando el flow, trayendo el beat y un team feroz!
Matando a medio pájaro de un tiro con cualquier canción!
¿Quieres rapear? ¡Ponte a llamar y pide la autorización!
Soy el Bandido Legendario, tú la perra de la Federación!
Qué harán con Aran? veo que nada, mal parada como 2015!
Qué no entendiste? Eres un chiste, Eco oscuro de lo que fuiste
Décadas copiando a Ripley, siendo tan triste, y la gran N que dice?
Que me prefieren como su mascota antes de siquiera adaptarte al cine!

Samus Aran:
Tu Ego es Celestial, pero ya herí cosas así de grandes
¿Crees ser tan importante? Hoy ni tu novia puede recordarte
Todo en ti es irritante, No ganarás este duelo sacando algún baile
Es una Guerra Infinita de Rap, el click de mi guante va a desintegrarte! (BOOM)
Federación? sin las empresas serías más antiguo que tu obsesión
pues te recuerdan por el roedor, No hablo de Rocket si no del ratón, 
Yo vengue a mis padres...
Destrozé al Cerebro Madre…
Mientras tú al de tu padre!
como el tumor de Cerebro en tu madre!

Star-Lord: 
¿Decirme que no baile? Tarde, ¿qué hay del que ya te di?
Si quieres le pongo una 'Y' al final y te pones a hacer striptease!
¡Menos mal por el Traje Zero! Si fuera por ti sería cero traje!
Te estoy ganando en tiempo récord, haz un esfuerzo por no desnudarte
¿No lo captas rubia lerda? como Drax estás muy lenta
Antes de lanzar Otra M-ierda, Replantéate tu carrera
Vas de Boba Fett, ¿más te salva un bebé?
Estás 'Tan Enganchada a tus Sentimientos', que con un Super Mix te puedo vencer!
Mejor vete, retrocede, vuélvete a llorar a Zebes!
No hacía falta tanto drama pa’ matar algunas larvas!
Si mi crew ataca, tu Screwattack va a servirte nada, así que Aran
Mantén la calma en mi Galaxia, Ronan ya la pagó muy cara!

Samus Aran:
Soy una baller cuando soy esfera, mejor que el orbe por el que pelean
Dejo bombas en el beat que entierran tus bromas obscenas que a todos asquean
Thor me da menos pena, voy a volarte en pedazos como hice a planetas
Por mi cuenta, A ti te hizo falta un equipo para eso y casi ni la cuentas!
¿Mandalorianos? lo dice este clon de Han Solo tan sólo,
Su noviecita cayó en un hoyo y por su odio, arruina todo
Jodiendo a medio universo por pelearse con su suegro
Este niño inepto resultó ser un pendejo al cien por ciento
Y no es problema exterminar piratas de su clase
¡Pero hasta en Dreamworks vi Guardianes más intimidantes!
Sigue peleando por ser líder de un mapache
La galaxia estaba a salvo y sin tu equipo de anormales! (Oh!)

Star-Lord vs Samus Aran

ra
p battle
get it cuz sizing up lol 

Lyrics:

Joltik:
*incomprehensible high pitched rapping for two bars*

Eternatus:
Um, hey um, speak up, I can’t hear you over the beat tag, you’re too sma-

Joltik:
OH FUCK OFF, I WASN’T LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU?
ETERNAL IS RIGHT, OLD ASS, TURN UP THE GOD DAMN HEARING AID

Lemme stoop down to your level
A little baby Poké fucker that I gotta meddle
I’m a fuckin menace spittin disses and Electro Ballin ‘em
How does the biggest Poké have the smallest brain of all of ‘em
Fish bone bitch I could snack on
I’ll put the smack on a motherfuckin wack fraud
Hack of a god damn god, you’re half of a bod
Skeletal and skinny, no fuckin chance of winning
You’re the Eternamaximum on the little bitch scale
Big physically, heart smaller than my tail
Wait, do I even fuckin have one? Shit! No that’s the joke now
So I’ll jolt into your THROAT NOW
I’ll Bug Buzz a bastard who won’t be much faster
Once I drop your speed stat and make you a wussy
Crawl on your body, make webs of disaster
And shoot my string into your wife’s Eternussy
I’m too fuckin nimble for you to manage
I call bullshit on that type-advantage
For real, your attacks would miss me, god
You can’t even TRY to piss me off
Trapped in silence, you’re the small one
You got the Dragon without the balls, son
So drop the mic before you even start
And Suck my Punch cause this about to get Dark
You’re a gimmick, and that is all!
Hacked ass max stats, raps that stall
I did not hear your verse yet but I’m sure it’s fucking ass
I gotta finish this recording cause I’m almost late for class
I’m Joltik, your disses won’t stick, you’re an old shit
How revolting, boring ass legend just lookin like your molting
Holding onto your own schtick that you’re huge, but it’s true
There others surely looking to sue
GOD I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
RIP YOUR FLESH OFF THE VISIBLE BONES YOU GOT AND I’LL EAT YOU FOR LUNCH
GOD… DAMMIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I’m the size of a Flabebe and I still tower over you
Cuz by your gen the fans have stuck to the older dudes
And that whole biggest ‘mon shit we’re debating?
You’re made of bones yet you’re still compensating

Eternatus:
Chill, Bear Grylls, got an ice beam for ya
I regret your attention, I should’ve ignored ya
You’re the size of an atom to me, you did not Joltik me off
Actually, that’s enough
Is it even worth going against you?
I’m immense, dude, it’d take years for you to even get half way up my body
This must be a joke or mistake
I’m the original giant, you’re tiny and fake



Wailord:
I wouldn’t exactly call you original
If you don’t wanna fuck with Joltik I’ll do it instead
I’ll whale on a bug, squash him down till he’s dead
So leave this battle behind to the real big boy
This snake dragon mon’s a kid’s toy
So Joltik I heard that you like to spit words
But all you spew is insults, abhorrent, absurd
For a type-advantage, I’m not shocked at all
You’re a fighter, but I’m a writer, so let’s brawl
Bro, what kind of cypher was that?
Didn’t let the other guy rap until almost two minutes in
I get why he wanted to leave
You were so annoying he didn’t think it was worth it to win
So why don’t you shut your mouth for once and enter mine like the plankton bitch baby mini bug you are
Or do you wanna keep the exterior diva personality of a 4-inch dude with a 40-foot tall ego that won’t get you far
I’m a lord, you’re a tick, get the difference, bozo?
In both height and rap fights, you’re gettin low sco’s
My raps are so watery they’ll make your mom wet
And then I will probably crush her to death (oops)
I’m the lord of the whales, and leader in boat sails
You’re just a fucking prick who invented epic fails
In this battle of big versus small
Wailord used boiling rhymes and Scalded a bug’s balls!


Chao as Joltik and Eternatus
Nekomancer Jade as Wailord

Written by Chao
Mixed by Nekomancer Jade
Thumbnail by Chao

Joltik vs Eternatus - Pokemon Rap Battle #13

Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members (or concepts in this case) against well...anything. In this pre-show for the rap battle inquisition (for legal reasons I have to say this battle isn’t a part of the inquisition), we head back to basics as the battle structure 8-8-4-4 goes against arial font itself. Which basic choice will prevail? How do you even make these things rap? Do bees actually have knees or is the expression a lie? At least one of these questions will be answered!

8-8-4-4: SimplyRazzy
Arial Font: Commander Jacob
Written by JustGamer
Beat by Epistra
Mixed and Mastered by Serena
Thumbnail by Fightmarker

8-8-4-4 verse 1:
Against this blank slate for blank pages, I’ll be making sure that
You’re losing to the granddaddy of rap battle formats 
The people know this OG is gonna be besting ya 
When you were made to be a straight up copy of Helvetica
I’m used cause I’m timeless, the classics can’t go wrong
You’re used because of people too lazy to change the font
Eight eight four four ain’t no bore, you’re not gonna be stopping me
But let’s see you try to prove that you’re good at typography 

Arial Font verse 1:
Got sleek flow against weak foes, motherfucker your time’s up
Don’t need to change my numbers in order to size up
I bring style to the table, take your pick and I can look that way
But I couldn’t find a good battle that uses you if I looked today 
This row of lines will be knocked over, he can’t take a hit
Just look at your equation, it leads to nothing but negatives 
My lines stays bold, yours is old and outdated
The most popular thing since Times New Roman that’s commonly hated 

8-8-4-4 verse 2:
That’s comical, sans any punches you thought were made
There are Ariels with better flow in The Little Mermaid
Your typeface is grotesque, it’s no wonder people hate you
Bruh, even Microsoft had to go on and replace you 

Arial Font verse 2:
Since 1982, I’ve been keeping it simplistic 
You can’t even be used as a good joke battle gimmick 
I command U to be under me, I’m staying on top 
Now I’ll leave you like modern bonus battles do: dropped

8-8-4-4 Vs Arial Font - FRB vs. Anything

Welcome to another episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles! This battle pits the carnivorous plant from Super Mario, Piranha Plant, against the Seed Pokémon, Bulbasaur! Which one of these plants will win? That's for you to decide!

Credits:
MetaMachine as Bulbasaur
Alen as Piranha Plant
Mixed by jort
Cover-art by MC Fawful
Beat by Kustom

Lyrics:

Piranha Plant:
(Hey!)
Who let this Koopa Troopa out of Bowser’s fleet?
Well, it should be easy to beat when I already spit heat!
Don’t rumble or you’ll fumble, it’s a rose against a rookie!
Cause it’s clear with my roasts, you’ll be the only one that’s cooking!

Bulbasaur:
You drained all my energy with that start that just stalled,
But I’m sure you’re used to heat, with volcanos and all.
So if you got a bone to pick with me, then I’m amazed,
Since I’ll eat up this track to leave you packing for days! (ay!)
I planted seeds for generations of creatures,
You planted the seeds for Chain Chomps and other eaters!
Creeping around levels, yet you still think you tower?
But when I bring a FLUDD of flow, I’ll shut down this flower!
It seems your fans are the real Hidden Village,
Cause they haven’t piped up since your series begun,
You screwed over a plumber and you think that you’re a villain?
Well, deep down, you should know that this plant is #001!

Piranha Plant:
Please, I’ve got far more variety in my species!
Cause when it comes to Range, this Pokemon can’t precede me!
You think that you’re a trophy with the trainers, but it’s just a bore!
No need for a spray bottle when I go and sic’em more!
So bring your whole line in, I’ll leave them in PT!
You’d need to roundup a whole side to even try and beat me!
You’ll be looking shiny green if you think I’m pained at all,
Since your win is like you in Legends; unobtainable.
When people hear my lines, they start bobbing like Electrodome,
They hear your lines and they just want to go Home,
So it’s best you go back before my spit leaves you dissolved,
Cause I’ll leave you black and blue, except this dino won’t evolve.

Bulbasaur:
You really think you got the Theater moving with your rapping?
With just one move, I’d make this Piranha Panic!
I break through your shiny rocks, and your flowerpot vase!
So go back underground, cause Audrey’s taking second place!

Bulbasaur vs Piranha Plant - MC Fawful Rap Battles

We're back? Kinda? Working on stuff here and there? Shout-out to Eric the Audible for the inspiration to make something again.

Blockudoku

And so it begins.

Rabi as Hell Valley Sky Trees
Fightmarker as the Hanging Munchkin

Written by: Grenade
Art by: Grenade
Thumbnail by: Grenade
Flowtest by: Joosh
Mixed by: Fightmarker
Beat by: Ear2ThaBeat

Lyrics:
Hell Valley Sky Trees (0:21 - 1:04):
In 2010 we were spotted spying from the skies
But we’re here to fight the munchkin who fucking dies?
In the background while the characters walk
They went to see the wizard, you went to see god!
Discovered a hoax, We’ll stay in at the top
Your story’s the movie, with the heart left to rot
Of all of Oz’s odd stuff, you’re the famous mystery?
Can’t say we’re surprised when you went through all that misery.
A single blow to your dome and you’re swinging through the air
A little foe in this show, We’re becoming your nightmare
Found as a bird, but yet can’t ever be fly
When you were seen hanging, seems nobody cried
You’ve been know as dark, so let me shed light
And leave your corpse burned using bars in this rap fight!
We’re both seen as legends, but I’ll tell you this
We’re observing, while your soul’s stuck as a myth

The Hanging Munchkin (1:04 - 1:37):
Saying I’m not fly? I’ll show you what I can do
I’m hanging on a branch and I can still topple over you
I’ve been around for way longer, so I ain’t gonna lie, boss
It’d make sense you’d be high when you sit in the skybox!
Your face has no worth in today’s games so it’s a big shame
You spent all that time to get fame, but you cannot take
One fucking break, as my life went away, you have no right to say
I’m practically lame, cuz when we talk your name, no one looks as they play
Let me give you a tip, because your lines were ass
When it comes to “Shiverburn”, maybe use the second half
The shadows are casted, but nothing stands in them
So stop stalking players and succumb to verbal venom!


Hell Valley Sky Trees (1:37 - 1:58):
We bounce back and forth, but you’re like a breeze
Calling us dead? Bitch, you can’t even breathe 
Think twice about words about us as the shade
Because at least we gave scares to all those who played!
As the flow calms down, so does your story
Your verse is debunked, it’s the end of your glory
We surely had fun, but good things never stand
So take away that noose and get away from this land!

The Hanging Munchkin (1:58 - 2:20):
I’m not done with you yet, don’t hang up on me now
With that grand height, I’ll send you right to the ground
I seem to be rare, you’re easy to be found
But WarioWare brought your dumbass straight down!
With that poor figure, with towering size
Slenderman did it better as a background secret
Only thing that makes you scary are those two eyes
So when they’re taken away, you’re shadows on a deep end

Hell Valley Sky Trees vs. The Hanging Munchkin - Grenade's Rap Battles (ft. Fightmarker and Rabi)

This is a scrapped battle that I had no more motivation for.  The lyrics are not that good and I took too much inspiration from some battles to the point it borderline stole ideas.

Shout out to Jofinity who recorded a cameo but was never added in, and to everyone else who helped on this utter failure of a project.



Main Cast:
RaccoonBroVA as Society of the Blind Eye
Light_IWNL as Global Occult Coalition

(FORMAT 8-8-8-8-4-4) (8-8-8-8 Default)

Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: jort
Written by: Cri

SBE:
Who is the subject of this meeting? We haven't started as of yet
The ones who silence with violence the piles of files they fret?
Why must i test this pest when i see here no threat
But how they treat subjects is something i'd rather forget
So drop the armor, no need to argue, there’s no point in simple bickering
Foresee the eyes whom lay upon you I see through all your trickeries
But you chose to approach us another mistake by your forum
Annuit coeptis. Novus ordo seclorum

GOC:
Roger that, approaching target with caution
Status: To be determined guess I’ll start with small talking 
Better than stalking the walking common that they claim to be “watching”
Then forcefully apply their “help” of leaving civilian brains rotting
So get rid of the disguise, I see through your damn eyes
No matter how hard you try, you can’t prevent your demise
While even if it comes to the point that our own life must end
To those who dare to harm humanity we’re always there to defend

SBE:
I let not those lines lay upon my eyes mine are too divine for your feeble mind
I find that it’s time you accept your crimes and readvise what you idolized 
I no longer wish to see what you are showing you try to fix things that aren’t even broken
I say you listen to the words that I’ve spoken cause I must forget the path you’ve chosen 
I enforce a Blind Eye to help the trauma of what’s seen
You turn a blind eye when analyzing some green
Once was a counter for the mistreatment of Class-D
But now your relevance as of today. It is unseen

GOC:
I don't care for cultist you’re all just one in the same
Following blindly without a single care for the populace
I've lost precious time with all the hours I’ve trained
To prevent freaks like you from bringing down the apocalypse 
The Global Occult Coalition! You know we have our mission!
I have a trigger finger itching! So I advise you quit your bitching!
There's no such thing as small stakes! Protect on the oddest days!
If you don't want your cult to end its ways, I suggest you run back to your Crawlspace!

SBE:
You speak as if I’ve lost my way I bring salvation in the darkest days 
You praise giving the world a better change when you protect from what you betray
Think you’ll overcome me in this verbal strife, quite frankly sir you’re not that Bright
Why not choose to forget your pathetic life because it seems this is your final night

GOC:
You were lead astray with lesser experience when faced with fatality 
No matter how many minds you wipe you can’t escape from your reality 
Guess it's no surprise you’ve always failed to make a compromise  
Should call in to Delta, another threat has been neutralized

SCRAPPED Battle by Cri - Global Occult Coalition vs Society of the Blind Eye

Being in their presence could mark your death soon after, but who has the deadlier bars?! Old vs young in this battle of the curses, who will win?!

► Otzi:
Skitzy

► King Tut:
Snakebite126

► Mixed by: WoodenHornets
► Co-Written by: MaviKartal2003, AdamSandler2DRB, Oofie
► Thumbnail  by: Fightmarker
► Beat by Dee

Otzi Verse 1
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
   Who’s this child, coming up against the chief!?
   This time, my lines won’t be for pain relief!
   I’m packing red deer, pairing it with Ibex meat!
   While your body’s soft, like Einkorn wheat!
   Step up if you can, malformation counteracts!
   It’s like a hundred canes, all you need’s a copper axe!
   Ten years listing all those shiny knick knacks!
   And ten years ruling, just to end in anti-climax!
   People now come in fleets, to a tomb most complete!
   People then thought, AGH! What’s up with his feet!?
   I don’t have the taste for third millennium cheese!
   I'd rather face your Falcon, you don't want DV'Deez!
   Call me strong Bull, cause I’m not one of your playthings!
   So call upon, Ay, and ask who’s pulling strings!?
   So you may be referred to as the once great Boy King!
   But you spent time with the bloodline in the next room, boinking!

King Tutankhamen Verse 1  
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
   Wanna take an overbite? You’re lacking wisdom..
   The sand in my kingdom would spare a Bracken victim..
   Lord of forms of Ra on the throne that I sat..
   Living image of Amun against Ötzi the iced brat!
   So let me inform you more about the pharaohs!
   We’re Kings of the Valley and the Nile’s narrow!
   Proficient with shots, got the bow and arrow!
   So watch your back, I know you’re harrowed!
   Hunted by some peeps, and you died as you sneezed!
   But you’re built like Wolverine, heh, geez Louise!
   You were left out to freeze, in a tight squeeze!
   I was buried in a suite, adorned by things so sweet!
   This shepherd’s getting smoked, like the embers enter!
   Your history was stained as a smelter, dealt'er!
   So you spent your last days, playing the collector!
   With your dinky lil’ knife, and making another sweater!

Otzi Verse 2
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
   You parasite, like your slaves, you’ll be whipped!
   May be missing a rib, but I stay pretty ripped!
   Fell off a chariot, would’ve guessed that boy slipped!
   Looking like something out of Tales From the Crypt!
   Your hips don’t lie, I’ll take it out with swift kicks!
   You flourished in death, but I stay equipped!
   Some horns in your tomb, gonna play a ditty drake!?
   Parodied everyday, finding me was a mistake!
   Led Helmut to his grave, and left him in the same state!
   And the countries debate, based on stories so vague!
   Your display was put away, all for Covid’s sake!
   Mark the second time Egyptians got stopped by a plague!

King Tutankhamen Verse 2  
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
   Curses in common, but I’m worth memorials!
   You share the evil force, but this bitch primordial!
   Directions on the wall, take that, butt oat milk!
   I will school you on this track, like a King Tut-orial!
   Similaun Man reached his Feinal peak!
   So make like mosquitos, and suck it little freak!
   Sticking out the glacier, damn he reeks!
   I’m layered like a nesting doll, damn so chic!
   So Ask George Herbert if I’m worth the treasury!
   Ask Howard Carter if you’re worth a documentary! 
   Snap into this Slim Jim, whose stories contradictory! 
   Like my father, I’m putting an end to your history!

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