Insane track fightscovers, you should google 'bullet rank', they give out free plays right now.

One Deez Nuts vs Beatles 2 cover with Peter Alenson

i'm baaaaaaaack.......


STARRING
BDGR as Holden Caulfield
ForgottenSon as Doomer Wojak

Written by:
ForgottenSon 

Beat by:
Epistra

Mixed by:
Jordy 

Special thanks to BDGR Crew server

Holden: (0:12)

Listen, it’s not really like myself to start conflicts with others
But I’ve seen this bored image on image boards and, here’s what I’ve discovered 
Through all your imagery and how you connect with adults on the net 
You’ve become the poster child for all the goddam phonies that I‘ve met 
Best me in rap? You won't jack-ass, I will say that is quite the hurdle 
You sort of remind me of the carousel you keep going in circles
trying to grab the gold ring not hiding the fact knowing 
This guy is a nihilist who lies on his back each night moping. 
The worst part, I sort of realized in this rap, that it seems to me 
Almost every diss I've said so far, you would agree with me.
Since let's be honest, I know you care but there's nothing you could do so to speak
Even I got brighter days ahead while phonies only Know Your Meme.


Doomer: (0:51)

*sigh* hmm?, oh sorry, I didn't really see you bud.
I wasn’t expecting to be dissed by a depressed Elmer Fudd
Actually, wait, am I battling him? Seems you and I are one and the same
Cuz all the shots you fired are like our lives, there is no aim
Heard you flunked out of prep school well, I can tell just by your dialogue. 
You talk about your tense past in the past tense quite a lot 
And you're calling me mopey? Well, here’s something I’ve discovered
Your whole plot has you do that, find a better one next to your brother.
Haven't been foiled this badly since you caused your team to lose the game
But hey I know that feel bro it’s okay for you to feel pain 
So let's get you back to your asylum, it was crazy for you to handle me
But, I guess that makes two of us who's ashamed to speak with families





Next time: Soul searching (Ft. Azia and TheBabyBeef)

Holden Caulfield vs The Doomer - Rap Battles of the Forgotten!

IMSCARED  vs. Ever Dream This Man? - Royale Rap battle!

Spidey Fam as Whiteface.AVI

Chao as Ever Dream This Man? 

Art by Nooby & 01Tyler10 

Written by King ducky

Writing assistance from M&Mattie

Flow test by Cri

Beat edited by Raisu Battle

Mixed by Jort

Cover Art by M&Mattie  

Beat prod. Audio network 

IMSCARED: (0:25)
Hello there, This Man, *pause* let's play a game 
try to figure out how fans think this low life is real (heh)
When the creator of this fad was *slight sigh* insane
Your just an average Joe I don't get the appeal 

Listening about this thing is tiring, call you the bore man
your creator's poor plan got exposed by 4chan 
Keep this creep away from children especially with that smile, ouch.
The only thing I'm scared of in this reality are those eyebrows 

I know you will choke when I go for your throat, disses are cutting
Enter my labyrinth, filled with mannequins, it's maddening, you aren't running 
This joke of a hoax was made for dough it shows, the room begins darkening 
You look like if Costanza went bananas, now that's Guerrilla Marketing

You don't look very eye appealing and you claim to be God?
You blamed a child for your actions: literally killing his dog 
Considering Slenderman, my guess is this white person can rap like flooshy
I've ended EddiedFRB, leaving them as unknown as their movie (hehehe)

Ever Dream This Man: (1:30)
So this game you want me to play is a duel in the form of song? 
Guess I'll place this .txt in the trash where it belongs
This Minecraft texture pack better pack some better graphics 
That verse was almost as annoying as your game's constant crashes 

A floating png doesn't make me feel uneasy 
Creative seemingly but it gets even sadder
That even the (the the) fans of yours agree 
that you don't seem creepy and compare you to gaster 

So shut up, i'm disgusted and annoooooyed too
Like your eyeballs and the player I want to a-voooooid you  
This depressed mess best give up, there's advice for you, okie dokes?
Won't need a pulsating heart to know doki doki did your shtick better ya jokey joke


IMSCARED: (2:18)
This trend came to an end quick and thousands haven't missed it
This misfit is barely a cryptid, many still don't know it even existed 
Your creator was a marketer riddled with greed and corruption 
Putting this head into people heads, it's time you meet your comeuppance 

So I'll delete this x - file easily, you could never best me
You are just a drawing, explains why you look so sketchy...

Ever Dream This Man: (2:42)
Really, that's all? Don't make This Man yawn
Your verse is like your updated game, it drags on
You rely on cheap jumpscares, you definitely aren't scarier
Had this girl in your life and it seems that ugly mug buried her

Torturing because your depressed? That's a lame playmate
Your game gets boring fast with that repetitive gameplay 
Night is approaching, don't want me near? Then try to stay up
Must be dreaming if you think you'll ever get anyones flower *pause* WAKE UP

IMSCARED vs. Ever Dream This Man? - Royal Rap battle! [ft. Spidey Fam & Chao]

[Verse 1]

Howdy!
I’m just a humble little villager
Here to let you take these fine wares, if you’re willin’ to
What? I’m not villainous, I’m not here to swindle ya
I’ve got more sticks than I can use, I’ll just give ‘em to ya

What’s that? You wanted to buy these?
Well, those emeralds in your pocket look shiny
Yeah, I suppose a couple of ‘em’d do nicely
Hey bud, y’know I’ve got some more stuff that you might need

Some dark or some white meats? A compass? Some dye? Seeds?
A bucket o’ pufferfish ‘n’ some tropical pisces?
Oh, stuff all that minin’, I got all the tools and armor you could stuff in your tight jeans
Have it all for a slight fee

What’s the trouble? Don’t mind me, I’m just upping my prices
What, did you wanna keep on robbin’ me blind kid?
Y’know, your greed’s got this economy dyin’
If you wanna see my kids fed, you gotta keep buyin’

Oh, I’m just kiddin’ bud, it’s nothin’ decisive
I just thought I’d mix it up for one time
If you spend a few more emeralds then maybe I’ll drop ‘em lower than they’ve ever been before
And then you’ll profit, delighted

But I gotta say, you caught me mid crisis
If you hadn’t shown up, then golly I might’ve
Sunk deep in piles of taxes and debt
You’re the first dang customer to shop here in nights kid

Sorry to be like this, I owe you a mad one
I’d give you a firm handshake if I had one
Before you pack up, I must pay you back somehowww-
-about half off on some raw salmon?

[Hook]

Hi there! How can I help?
I'm sure I got what ya want up on my shelf
A nice shiny bell? Some dried kelp?
Great products entice but a smile sells

[Verse 2]

Y'know, my business has the best image
You won't find THIS flint in the next village
No that suit doesn’t suit you, how ‘bout a fine chestplate
You ain't got nametags for all nine pets??

Hey, a little parrot told me that beneath all this soil
There’s 50 liters of oil, but who knows? I haven’t checked
Unrelated news, I got the most unbreakable shovels
Made of the craziest rubble, just 20 ems for the set (wow!)

Oh I see, you gotta scoot off, I get it
Our golem's brutal offing shouldn't bother you for a second, his name was Kevin
He was truly respected as a protector
And a couple emeralds hardly cover funeral expenses

But no worries kid, it ain't your problem, it's mine
I'll just sell this stuff to all the other people in line
"Step right up and get my junk for half price off
While my only hope in hell just leaves me behind!"

Yeah, I know just why ya came here, let's face it
Ya came to stick me in a rowboat, row home, lock me up in your basement to have dozens o' trades with
But I guess ya musta realized I'm too smart for that lame trick

So you’re just abandonin’ me, excuse me for havin’ a dream
I’ll bet you’re off to find a dumber loser to wrap in your scheme
You made me start to believe I had someone to talk with
Honestly, take it all for free, not like nobody wants it

Oh now you wanna pay me huh? Yeah, that's what I thought kid

[Hook]

Stop there, how can I help?
I've always got what you want up on my shelf
I’m dead if you don’t buy this dried kelp
Great products might help but a smile sells

Written, Performed, Mixed and Thumbnailed by Psytube

Audio Mastered by Glitchdude

Produced by Onlyhard Beats

MINECRAFT VILLAGER RAP | "A Smile Sells" | (Prod. Onlyhard Beats)

Welcome to another episode of MC Fawful Rap Battles! This battle pits the carnivorous plant from Super Mario, Piranha Plant, against the Seed Pokémon, Bulbasaur! Which one of these plants will win? That's for you to decide!

Credits:
MetaMachine as Bulbasaur
Alen as Piranha Plant
Mixed by jort
Cover-art by MC Fawful
Beat by Kustom

Lyrics:

Piranha Plant:
(Hey!)
Who let this Koopa Troopa out of Bowser’s fleet?
Well, it should be easy to beat when I already spit heat!
Don’t rumble or you’ll fumble, it’s a rose against a rookie!
Cause it’s clear with my roasts, you’ll be the only one that’s cooking!

Bulbasaur:
You drained all my energy with that start that just stalled,
But I’m sure you’re used to heat, with volcanos and all.
So if you got a bone to pick with me, then I’m amazed,
Since I’ll eat up this track to leave you packing for days! (ay!)
I planted seeds for generations of creatures,
You planted the seeds for Chain Chomps and other eaters!
Creeping around levels, yet you still think you tower?
But when I bring a FLUDD of flow, I’ll shut down this flower!
It seems your fans are the real Hidden Village,
Cause they haven’t piped up since your series begun,
You screwed over a plumber and you think that you’re a villain?
Well, deep down, you should know that this plant is #001!

Piranha Plant:
Please, I’ve got far more variety in my species!
Cause when it comes to Range, this Pokemon can’t precede me!
You think that you’re a trophy with the trainers, but it’s just a bore!
No need for a spray bottle when I go and sic’em more!
So bring your whole line in, I’ll leave them in PT!
You’d need to roundup a whole side to even try and beat me!
You’ll be looking shiny green if you think I’m pained at all,
Since your win is like you in Legends; unobtainable.
When people hear my lines, they start bobbing like Electrodome,
They hear your lines and they just want to go Home,
So it’s best you go back before my spit leaves you dissolved,
Cause I’ll leave you black and blue, except this dino won’t evolve.

Bulbasaur:
You really think you got the Theater moving with your rapping?
With just one move, I’d make this Piranha Panic!
I break through your shiny rocks, and your flowerpot vase!
So go back underground, cause Audrey’s taking second place!

Bulbasaur vs Piranha Plant - MC Fawful Rap Battles

Welcome to the series premiere of Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity! Either the video or audio will be released on YouTube on June 5th, 2022. Here we have two badass vigilantes Robin Hood and Zorro battling it out to see who's the better at defending the weak. Who Won? Who's Next? You Decide!

CAST (video means body actors when the video comes out): 
BuffaloBrandon/ @user-4436969 as the announcer (audio) and Zorro (video)
Chao/ @chaoprod as Zorro (audio)
Grasman/ @user-181053137-875144009 as Robin Hood (audio)
LiterallyJustDan/ @annyneock as Robin Hood (video)
I'mJustBrenden/ @imjustbrenden as Himself (audio and video)

LYRICS: Robin Hood:
This poser’s a wanted poster; stepping up to my flows, sir?
I’m the poster child for thievery, giving this ogre closure
Spitting bitter; tongue sharper than my quiver of arrows
I’ve seen better sword-wielders from the likes of Jack Sparrow
Every shot you fire? Aimless. Don Diego is audacious
Stick your rapier in girls without consent, you’re so tasteless
Just a curse on California: a truly weak avenger!
You keep getting forgotten while I’m still on adventures!

Zorro:
Now now, Robin, it makes sense you always scurry
I might be the Fox but Disney turned you to a bigger furry
I’m like Little John of your Merry Men cuz I’ll leave you buried in!
With that small arrow, man, you really think you're Marion?
I’m the conquistador, yo of hot beats and more (oh)!
You will never score bro if you’re messing with the Zorro!
I’m astonished how Britain could love this lame fop!
Cuz I just ruined Robin Hood’s reputation more than GameStop!

Robin Hood:
Like I do to the rich, let me steal the mic back!
I cannot tell what's worse: your raps or your shite mask
You couldn’t woo the magistrate’s niece with your trickery
Left marks on Lolita’s lips but never one on history!
I’m like the forest I’m inhabiting; sprouted my genre’s roots!
You’re even more of a pussy than Puss in Boots!
I’ll leave this “nobleman” under my noble steed!
It’s ironic this big alter ego has no personality!
You disguise yourself to mask the fact that you’re a disgrace!
You’re like the letter in your signature: taking last place!
I’m a legend licking losers like I’m lapping this laddy!
Too bad, you couldn’t drop bars as hard as your daddy!

Zorro: 
I thought an archer like you would have better lines to deliver!
But, uh, have you never learned to keep your arrows in your quiver?
Look! There is no way you’re stoppin the way I’m hip-hoppin!
The truth is, dude, I’m the Batman to your Robin!
I’ll Locksley you up and put you away for good!
You wanna choke on the beat again? Sherwood! 
I am a vigilante like the world has never seen!
While you got outclassed by Katniss Everdeen!
This OG inspired DC and One Piece!
You think you can stump me? I’ll leave this chump beat!
Sorry, Robin my pal in this battle you got slain!
Call me Doncaster cuz you just got played!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO TURBO (Brenden: “Shut the fuck up!”) Rap Battles of Eternity… 

PRODUCTION: 
Written by: BuffaloBrandon (@brandonfield03) and Special Inquisitor Rayyan (@rayyan-izz)
Chiseled by: Special Inquisitor Rayyan (@rayyan-izz), ERBdeArgentina (@batallasderapdeargentina), Trakked (@user-995901394), and I'mJustBrenden(@imjustbrenden)
Beat produced by: Ryan Jobe of ProBangers(@therealryanjobe)
Mixed and Mastered by: Jordy(@jordydydy)
Demo/Flowtest by CallMeCri (@user-776520528)
Cover art by: BuffaloBrandon (@brandonfield03)
To be edited by: Jodie Orr/Battlestar Graptica (@battlestar-garaptica)

Special thanks to my homies Tyler, Ryleigh, Ritchie, Cole, Issac, and Garret!!
Happy Mothers Day!! Love you Mom! Happy Late Birthday to I'mJustBrenden!!

Zorro Vs Robin Hood. Turbo Rap Battles of Eternity

And so it begins.

Rabi as Hell Valley Sky Trees
Fightmarker as the Hanging Munchkin

Written by: Grenade
Art by: Grenade
Thumbnail by: Grenade
Flowtest by: Joosh
Mixed by: Fightmarker
Beat by: Ear2ThaBeat

Lyrics:
Hell Valley Sky Trees (0:21 - 1:04):
In 2010 we were spotted spying from the skies
But we’re here to fight the munchkin who fucking dies?
In the background while the characters walk
They went to see the wizard, you went to see god!
Discovered a hoax, We’ll stay in at the top
Your story’s the movie, with the heart left to rot
Of all of Oz’s odd stuff, you’re the famous mystery?
Can’t say we’re surprised when you went through all that misery.
A single blow to your dome and you’re swinging through the air
A little foe in this show, We’re becoming your nightmare
Found as a bird, but yet can’t ever be fly
When you were seen hanging, seems nobody cried
You’ve been know as dark, so let me shed light
And leave your corpse burned using bars in this rap fight!
We’re both seen as legends, but I’ll tell you this
We’re observing, while your soul’s stuck as a myth

The Hanging Munchkin (1:04 - 1:37):
Saying I’m not fly? I’ll show you what I can do
I’m hanging on a branch and I can still topple over you
I’ve been around for way longer, so I ain’t gonna lie, boss
It’d make sense you’d be high when you sit in the skybox!
Your face has no worth in today’s games so it’s a big shame
You spent all that time to get fame, but you cannot take
One fucking break, as my life went away, you have no right to say
I’m practically lame, cuz when we talk your name, no one looks as they play
Let me give you a tip, because your lines were ass
When it comes to “Shiverburn”, maybe use the second half
The shadows are casted, but nothing stands in them
So stop stalking players and succumb to verbal venom!


Hell Valley Sky Trees (1:37 - 1:58):
We bounce back and forth, but you’re like a breeze
Calling us dead? Bitch, you can’t even breathe 
Think twice about words about us as the shade
Because at least we gave scares to all those who played!
As the flow calms down, so does your story
Your verse is debunked, it’s the end of your glory
We surely had fun, but good things never stand
So take away that noose and get away from this land!

The Hanging Munchkin (1:58 - 2:20):
I’m not done with you yet, don’t hang up on me now
With that grand height, I’ll send you right to the ground
I seem to be rare, you’re easy to be found
But WarioWare brought your dumbass straight down!
With that poor figure, with towering size
Slenderman did it better as a background secret
Only thing that makes you scary are those two eyes
So when they’re taken away, you’re shadows on a deep end

Hell Valley Sky Trees vs. The Hanging Munchkin - Grenade's Rap Battles (ft. Fightmarker and Rabi)

Grey Julius as Saitama
Eric the Audible as Captain Underpants

Written by Grey Julius and Jason Carreon

Mixed by Dani Frias

Beat by WyraxBeats

Art by Kirbo

Thumbnail by Jordy

Saitama:
A streaker who teams with kids? A pedo could find this sad
Just won this in a single diss, Call me one punchline man

Underpants:
Woah! I'm afraid that's just not how it works poor chum
So, you're to gain a win in "doing this for fun"?
Its the hero for the mosquito, gainst the hero that is evil
Well at least that's what I heard from the rather feeble people...
Anyhow, while you whine in your monster invested waist land
I could easily end your tomfoolery!...With my waistband
You’re a waste man, your fights are pretty boring through and through
All your friends backs must hurt carrying your show for you
Nobody adores you, you're abhorred, despised too
No-loving of course, ooh, corny stored with price boosts
Business crabby, ripped some crab meat, now you're all spic and spammy?
Lives in the backseat, giving credit to whatever d-bag flees

Saitama:
Damn, when you came back i thought it'd be like fighting boros
But I can speak for everyone, all you did was bore us
I'm astonished that water downed flow didn't turn ya back
With one snap I'll wipe your ass from the map though you'd like that
Your hypnosis was improbable so many plot holes stuck to potty holes
I'm stopping foes from the ocean while your challenge is stopping flows
You're faker than any Deep Sea King that's toyed in rumours
While your franchise is deep seeking anything else than toilet humour
Fit it in a fifth of manga? Our fight is a flip-o-rama
Spin your top off in one drawing, tra laa laa to unconscious
So try being cheeky after I give you a wedgie, pal
You’re losing so bad you should be the face of City L
I’m the OP, You’re just  an OC, while I'm OP you're from an old tree
Go, plead for your whole team, with little Harold and Georgie 
Seems your spotlight time, flushed in   like your potty poop lines vary
So just stay where you belong, an elementary school library 

Underpants:
Diss is poor, in peril, when you call my comics a past thought
But at least George and Harlord are better artists than One
You're used to the moon so kiss my full moon, you scum!
One-Hundred push-overs when I go commando, and school ya
I raised my own sidekicks while you're just telling yours lies
You wanked your own raps like people do with you in verses fights
Found an opponent who tests you, i'm owning this prick too
With those C class raps heroes won't associate with you

One Punch Man vs Captain Underpants - Rewind Rap Rumble

hi hi hi trakked
Rabi as The Ticket Taker/Swirly Headed Man
Michael Stark as Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv
Written by:M&Matt
Mixed by:Jort

The Ticket Taker:0:14
Hello I am the ticket taker please allow me to take yours.
Mereana? Id say do not choose this jpeg causing gore
It’s a poorly edited image supposedly from the depths of hell
Trust me watch this and you will NEVER REACH THE OTHER LEVELS
Sorry for the yelling sir, but you really shouldn't watch it
Unfortunately YouTube's cover up means there's no way to stop this
So if you insist, go down the hallway please
I suppose thank you, please enjoy the movie

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv:0:43
Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv: video known across the world
The Theater: forgotten PS game, shit and old
Sequel story: left his ass debunking
Stole from Mr Mix-a-lot: but no rap abilities
I drive men to madness, spit hellfire with my dissed
my legend is lastin, Was that verse unfinished?
you sit on a throne of lies, I terrify with a png
I'd rip out your eyes, but your spriters did that for me
Check the views, everyone wants to watch, we are not the same
Look at your story's fans, nobody wants to play your game

The Swirly Headed Man:1:11
The walls are spinning, my stomach's turning at this faker
You’ll be left nauseous when meeting with this game breaker
After that rancid verse, your life is what I will Take sir,
Used to be The Ticket Taker, but now im your MovieMaker

Mereana:1:25
My videos from hell even 666 will tell
You've reached a new level. That ring a bell?
I'll take my millions of views and I'll be ridding ya
So I'm guessing those verses were the end of my video...

The Theater vs Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv-Terrifying Rap Battles(feat. Rabi and Michael Stark)

AdamDRB as Seth MacFarlane and Claude Monet

Edited by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Mixed and Mastered by GlitchDude 

Beat Produced by Mixla

Art by AdamDRB

Thumbnail by Your Least Favorite Ethan

- Lyrics -

Seth MacFarlane Verse 1
Yo hey, Monet, we can get this started
Mark a second schooling you don’t wanna take a part in

Lucky Seth MacFarlane is so scathing and so heartless
Claude is so decrepit, lookin like a starvin artist

Make the meek shiver when I sweep and deliver
Crankin out that cash 9 freakin sweet figures

Makin all that bank from animation, while you paint and barely gain
A pocket full of change and 20 francs for compensation

I’m just sayin, no, not sorry your hearts broke
But you’re ancient, and I know those old fart jokes

You’ll throw, some broad strokes, but like your art it’s just a mess
Paint me in any light but I’m still colored unimpressed


Claude Monet Verse 1
Where are these good old fashioned values you made up
So wealthy, I’d weep, but creatively bankrupt

With the state of your brain drained of nothin but lame stuff
I make better seasons when I’m blind with a paintbrush

You ain’t tough, I guess this leftist missed some evidence
A cunning thief profession sucking up to some executives 

If he didn’t take the credit then his shows would never hit
All your work is bitten cause you’re but a dim impressionist

A coward, no power, no talent, it’s doubtless
Lacking in taste, against my refined palette

I come with such malice to bring down a forth end
Cancel your penning, quit writing again


Seth MacFarlane Verse 2
You paint as a bird sings? My thoughts for what it’s worth 
You’d think that jumpin off a bridge would really bring you down to Earth

My worth is earned and you’re a puppet for the government (hehehehehe)
After you’re rejected from the art school that you coveted

I’m certified fine, you’re a certified bummer
Here’s the second time you’re sent off to your grave in flying colors

Even with those cataracts you’d see this coming either way
I’ll hit you like MONET LOOK OUT… Oh wait.


Claude Monet Verse 2
Don’t act like you’re not gracious when I made the class you stayed with
You’re a hack that only cuts away my frankly waning patience

When I lost my sight my colors lost some luster too
But anyone with half a mind could see they’re twice as bright as you

You go against the Groening but the quos is what I made
My tapestry is painted, and it’s natural yours fades

Now I’ll ponder my lillies, the impression I get?
You found a 1,000,000 ways to lose a true artists respect

Seth MacFarlane vs Claude Monet - ASSRB

NOTE: This was supposed to be uploaded on the 12th, sticking with the pattern of every 12th and 24th of each month being the upload day. Unfortunately, I was suffering from major alcohol poisoning and was bed-ridden for 36 hours. My apologies. So enjoy!


Two-Face Voiced By Matt Raichous
Cruella Voiced By JesseBoxVO
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger

BEAT: Base De Rap - "JAZZ SAX" | Hip Hop Instrumental | BOOM BAP TYPE BEAT FREESTYLE | DAGA BEATMAKER


Two Face:

I’ll take a break from running Gotham’s underground
I’ve dealt with rodents, Kryptonians, even freaks and clowns
So I can go a round against The Disney Fur Fanatic
Crash you like your car chase when I blast you like an automatic!
I leave caskets  and tragedy in my wake
Your plots were more baked than you inside a cake!
Leave a skeleton shaking like she dosed with Crane’s toxins
Get Jasper and Horace to come and take your spot then
Call you the devil? The Radcliffes must be dummies
Your biggest criminal act was failing to steal puppies!
Head or tails, Cruella? Either way, you’re losing!
So many dogs, but you’re still the biggest bitch in the movies!

Cruella:

Oh, were you starting? Oh sorry Harvey.
You’ll need more to Dent Cruella, darling!
Check my coat, you know this woman’s balling
I’ve seen you try rocking purple. That was appalling.
The weakness member of the Bat’s Rouge Gallery
Forced to use a coin flip to choose your faux morality
Just check my salary, this fashion queen is making bank
You carry two guns, bitch, so why’d you only fire blanks?
Your canon’s full of heartache, life played you like poker
Then Schumacher took over and turned you into Joker!
But the real joke is you thinking you’ll win this battle
I’d rather hear Roger’s songs than your prattle!


Two Face:

That was it? You barely put up a fight.
But the difference between you and me is black and white
I’ve faced the Dark Knight, you failed against the dogs twice
You aren’t skating by when I put Disney broads On Ice!
You’ll hit the concrete, tails up like a bad flip
When I go crazy on you and treat you like an Arkham trip!
Can’t hide behind your reboot clout for cover
You’ll be eaten alive. I guess you are like your mother

Cruella:

The only Hyde I know is the one you're based on
I’ve seen you in a court-case, you can’t handle a face off!
An acid tongue attorney got the acid skin bath
Your girl couldn’t stand the fact your personality’s in halves!
And reboot disses? Mr 52’s a hypocrite!
No wonder you’re so negative, with Marvel making better flicks!
Two Face is getting bit. I won’t give you another turn
Your coin can’t help heal you from another burn.

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