Original: https://soundcloud.com/hayden-jason/not-in-control

Hayden Jason - Not In Control (pluffaduff remix)

The Nipple Police [Mashup]

I'm currently moving! As in, most of my things are in boxes, and I will soon be living on a mattress, and will be driving 8 hours away to a new city with some family help very soon. Yeah, that. Hence the hastily-drawn thumbnail, as well as the 5-second track. For now, this is the best I can do. I'll see what I can do about a more complete mashup next weekend, but I'd advise you to temper your expectations.

Also, I've pulled the pin.


EDIT: I have currently finished moving, for now. I'll be having another move out of the place I'm in at the end of the month, but it feels good to have settled down even a little bit. Also, since the public library over here has a proper document scanner, I've updated the thumbnail to not be an image of my drawing taken in 5 seconds and barely edited.

SOURCES:
Gives you Hell - The All-American Rejects
Tik Tok - Ke$ha

Take care!

Pattern Recognition Flashbang

man made object remix

"[Intro – Spoken, over funky bass]  
Yo human…  
Put down the remote.  
This is DEFCON 1.  
Let’s go.

[Verse 1]  
I’ve been pacing by the door since 6:04  
You said “five more minutes” — now it’s twenty-four  
I sniffed the rug, I did the spin  
You know what that means — let the walk begin  

[Pre-Chorus]  
I ain’t asking for a hike or a jog  
Just a quick little stroll so I can drop this log  
You’re scrolling memes, I’m clenching cheeks  
If you don’t move soon, it’s gonna get bleak  

[Chorus]  
Take me out, I gotta poop!  
I’m doing the dance, I’m in the loop  
I’m circling fast, I’m losing hope  
I’m one sniff away from pooping on your coat  
Take me out, don’t make me beg  
I’m about to write my name with my leg  

[Verse 2]  
You bought me treats, you bought me toys  
But I need grass, not squeaky noise  
I gave you the look, I gave you the whine  
Now I’m staring at your shoes like they’re mine  

[Bridge – Dramatic slow jam]  
I dreamed of hydrants, trees, and dirt  
But all I got was hardwood hurt  
I’m loyal, fluffy, and full of charm  
But I swear I’ll poop inside if you don’t disarm  

[Breakdown – Crowd chant style]  
🐾 Walk! 🐾 Poop! 🐾 Walk! 🐾 Poop!  
Don’t make me do it near your soup!  
🐾 Leash! 🐾 Door! 🐾 Grass! 🐾 Go!  
I’m locked and loaded — let it flow!  

[Final Chorus – Full band, disco lights]  
Take me out, I gotta poop!  
I’m not just cute, I’m a pressure group  
I’m waggin’ hard, I’m on the brink  
If you love your carpet, rethink  
Take me out, let’s hit the street  
I’ve got a gift for the world — and it ain’t discreet  

[Outro – Spoken, over smooth jazz]  
Thanks for the walk.  
Now… I gotta sniff every leaf for 45 minutes.  
You brought this on yourself."

Poor Dog wants to Poop

Yeah! Miitomo

Alternate Title: "Smiles & Mirrors"

Michael Jackson - "Man in the Mirror"
Keiichi Suzuki & Hirokazu Tanaka - "Smiles & Tears" (from Mother 1 + 2)

This was a special mashup for Mother's Day. This mashup was also one of my SiIvaGunner contributions to the channel.

Original rip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BKkaym5YyQ

COMMENTS CONTEXT: My original mashup title was "Man in the Mother". People in the comments pointed out that the title could come off as "dirty" because of the possible insinuation it could have. After years of misunderstanding, ignorance, and an oblivious mind, I realized what it meant... Title's fixed now. 😅 But the track cover stays for now.

Mother in the Mirror

AYO, I’M BACK PEOPLE!
Yeah, I know I came back one week later than expected but I’m here to stay :D

Anyways, here is a very special thing I’ve wanted to do for a long time now: AN ALT FOR MY ORIGINAL MUSIC. This way, you can enjoy my dank meymeys in this account and my remixes / original tracks over at @wobble-jams . 
Also, shoutout to @iamjemboy for making my new profile picture here!
Another important point, I want to clear up a thing about my nicknames. You see, most people know me as either Wobble, Mr_WoB or Dj_Wob. Let me get it clear for you:
WOBBLE is my PRODUCER NAME. MR_WOB is my SOUDCLOWN ARTIST NAME and DJ_WOB should be erased from existance. Oh, and I preffer if you called me Wobble on Discord or PMs. Good? Good.
Now back into my stage persona. *claps twice*

I hope you enjoy this quick but sweet tutorial about the art of shitposts. Totally not a skit based on HowToBasic. nuh huh

How To Make A Shitpost (IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS, READ DESCRIPTION)

this meme died out long ago, but i dont care anymore.

What Redbone would sound like if it was still relevant

Congratulations, Mashup Thieves! P5CORE is out!

We made it! The Mashup Thieves have saved humanity!

After half a year of effort and 100 mashups, we have all collaborated for this project to be done, and I'm proud to say the results are incredible. It's been amazing to work with all these wonderful people, we have all maxed our confidant ranks together.

The entire album is divided into 5 volumes, the first 4 being 2 palaces of gameplay each, and the last one being a New Game +, which basically repeats the entire story once again.

The album is free to download on Drive and Bandcamp!

Drive folders:
drive.google.com/open?id=136uk6DT…cmaguUYRDIWK5C_v

Bandcamp volumes in my profile:
santi-naoki.bandcamp.com/

Soundcloud playlist with the tracks uploaded in this plataform:
soundcloud.com/santi-naoki/sets/p5core

As for the effing long storyboarded video, I'll have it done for next year!

Special thanks to Emdyion for helping so much to make this possible, you truly are a legend buddy.

Thank you all for your support, I've hit 500 followers just in time for this release! sreeedicm was my 500th follower btw, thank you! Haha.

We've had a really fun time doing this, glad we could steal your hearts, and we all hope you like it as much as we do!

Hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and a happy New Year!

From,

The MaShuP ThIevEs OF HeaRts

Linker Of Parks『P5CORE』

money inc.

this page started as a place for me to shitpost, and now that i've got followers, i'm in too deep to quit


profile pic art by: https://twitter.com/yukisora304
banner illustration by: https://twitter.com/MistleToesArt