in case nobody here has noticed, i've started using my youtube and audius accounts as outlets for more shitpost-y things that i don't feel like are good enough to either go up on here or to submit to siiva. but for some reason i felt like this one had enough effort put into it to be worth putting up here at least. either way you guys should probably follow me on audius and yt since i might end up being slightly more active there than here. 

yt: https://youtu.be/m5MCTsD7MWU
audius: https://audius.co/alsoftie/leonz-among-us-trap-remix-lq-audio-389723

sources:
Leonz - Among Us Trap Remix (flp by SharkFaceGaming and https://soundcloud.com/donnietheguy )
TLC - No Scrubs
Coolio ft. LV - Gangsta's Paradise

no sus

i made this is jan 2021 and sat on it
once someone else made the amogus joke i just didnt feel like releasing it
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fly meem to the moom
let me play amogus [buzz]
let me juju on that beat
juju on that beat (juju) juju on that beat (okay)
in other words

hoh

in other words
i'm a snake, i'm a snake (sssssssss)
fill my ass with cum
let me sing
(no)(yes)(no)
(why not, why won't you sing?)
(because singing killed my grandma, okay!?)
(leave me alone)

'kay
in other words
pee pee poo
in other words
i love yooooou

Fly Meem To The Moom

Lunar Signal (Chillwave Remix)

Monkey Rap

Check out the official "Do" music video, by Cyranek! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS3BI-nl_w8

Inspired by @neilcic, an early thank you for 600 followers.

Okay it's Childish Gambino, homegirl, drop it like a parked car
Move, white girls, like nigga with a hard R
Move, black girls, 'cause man fuck it I'll do bitches
I love pussy, I love pussy; dude, I should be running pussy
In Adidas with a hard R, bitches be all over me
My green is like an accent mark, your green is 'bout the ovaries
This Asian dude I parked his car and now he got that ovary
My dick is like a nigga mark; it's all about the hard E's

Hot like an Asian dick
I sound weird like (something that sounds weird)
Fly like the nigga on Gambino's 440
Eating groceries like these Asian girls that blow me
Vodka for my ladies, vodka for the grown men
Vodka in the islands looking for nigga like hard R
I made PETA retarded so I'm calling it a Pearl Jam
Nigga and I know it man - kill beef, hard R

[CHORUS]
It's a bonfire, turn the lights out
I'm burning everything you motherfuckers talkin' bout
(x2)

The niggas are afraid of him
'Cause I'm a beast, bitch, grr! Adidas Zim
Gambino is a rapper dude: fuck you, fuck me
Brand new whip for these niggas with a hard R
Told me I was awful and that shit did not fuck me
Tell me how I suck again? My memory is parked car
"You're my favorite B-O-O!" Yeah, dude, I better be
Or you can fucking fuck my Earl, human Toejam
You wanna see my dick? I ain't childish
You wanna see my girl? Check ass crack
"Man, why does every Asian actor gotta hard R?"
I don't know! All I know is I'm the parked car

You know these rapper dudes talk shit, pay me
Fuck that, got pussy like a parked car
I'm from the South, ain't got no ass, don't know why
So this rap is child's play; I do my name like Princess Di
Yeah, they say they want the real Earl, rap about my Toejam
Told me I should talk shit; first of all you talk bitch
Second 'all, you talk like you haven't given up yet
Rap's parked car: yeah, you hate me but you will respect

[CHORUS]

I put in work, ask Asian dude
I put my ass on the track like a parked car
Played this for my pussy, now he can't even park straight
"Black and white music? Now, nigga, that's a hard R!"
Shoutout to my Asian dudes, they represent the Ludwig
Shoutout to Gambino girls, my dick is in my groceries
I know you fuck cause your dick is like an accent mark
I like black girls who Asian but when they dance, they be saying "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
I'm sorry for who kiss my ass
I'm chilling with a Filipina at your local parked car
Yeah, I'm in her human centipede
So if you see my hand under the table, don't kiss my ass
I don't talk soft, that's that Asian dude
I'm screaming "Casey Anthony" like I ain't seen the sky
The shit I'm doing this year? Like a parked car
Made the beat then murdered it; with a hard R

[CHORUS]

These rappers don't know what to fuck
Cause all I do is kill beef like a loony PETA
And I'll give you hard R till there's nigga left
I swear this summer will be summer "Camp," bitch

[CHORUS]

Bow Fow

here's a blooper reel to make up for lost time

thumbnail made by @sketchisalwaysbored

the worst meme

Songs
9! by GEAR UP(https://soundcloud.com/gearupbeats): https://soundcloud.com/gearupbeats/nine
Awaken from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Mr. Game & Whamuu

i've reached 1000 followers! thank you all <3

i actually hit 1000 like two weeks ago, this took i while and i've been really busy ok

on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkW4QPR4Nq0
on sowndhaus: https://sowndhaus.audio/track/12792/duuzu-1000-black-eyed-peas-vanessa-carlton-ariana-grande-many-more

this mashup features:

PlayStation 2 startup
The Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow
Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles
Porter Robinson & Madeon - Shelter
Owl City - Fireflies
N.E.R.D. ft Future - 1000
Flume - Sleepless
El Chombo - Dame Tu Cosita
Ariana Grande - Thank U, Next
Travis Scott - Sicko Mode
Vance Joy - Riptide
Daft Punk ft Pharrell Williams, Nile Rogers - Lose Yourself to Dance
Lemon Demon - Brodyquest
American Authors - Best Day Of My Life
iLOVEFRiDAY - Mia Khalifa
Lenny Kravitz - It Ain't Over 'Til It's Over
The Killers - Mr. Brightside
Men At Work - Down Under
Brockhampton - THUG LIFE
Vampire Weekend - Ya Hey
Taylor Swift ft Ed Sheeran & Future - End Game
Capital Cities - Safe & Sound
MIKA - Happy Ending
Barry White - I'm Gonna Love You Just A Little More
Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock - It Takes Two
Lesley Gore - Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows
The Weeknd - Can't Feel My Face
Christina Perri - A Thousand Years
Pheonix - Chloroform
The Weeknd ft Daft Punk - Starboy
Brockhampton - SAN MARCOS
Kygo & Selena Gomez - It Ain't Me
Coldplay - Adventure of a Lifetime
C418 - Mice on Venus
The Proclaimers - I'm Gonna Be

1000

Welcome, one and all to the ALL-NEW Lammirai account! The journey continues here...

The Lammirai Collection Vol. 2 is not far off! Keep on the lookout for it!

THE JOURNEY CONTINUES...

this page started as a place for me to shitpost, and now that i've got followers, i'm in too deep to quit


profile pic art by: https://twitter.com/yukisora304
banner illustration by: https://twitter.com/MistleToesArt

Mr. Game & Whamuu

pluffaduff